The Former Wife Came to the Door

The two Xiahou brothers looked at each other, and then said with a bitter face: "That's not the case. Seven days ago, we left General Lu's house and came to Yu County to hunt down that group of thieves. The group hid in the mountains and did not come out. We went into the mountains to look for it, and it took several days to find it, and then we fought! Then, we lost!"

Li Hui thought to himself: It's not surprising that Xia Houjie lost last time, after all, he was a little-known scum.But Xiahou Dun and Xiahouyuan, the wolf, are not the ones who have earned their fame. Among the 24 generals of the Three Kingdoms, the two brothers Xiahou will also occupy two seats. They were actually defeated by bandits, which is a bit ridiculous.

"What monster were you defeated by?" Li Hui became interested now.

"Alas!" Xiahou Dun sighed, "I don't believe it myself. The enemy is a big black-faced man who looks very vulgar in the market. He has no beard and looks very young. He has no hair on his mouth..." He Before he finished a sentence, he suddenly remembered that Li Hui didn't have a beard. This must have offended Li Hui, so he quickly closed the second half of the sentence, but everyone understood it without saying the second half. The atmosphere is awkward.

Li Hui didn't care, and said with a smile: "It's okay, don't worry about it, General Xiahou, I'm not that stingy. I also know that growing a beard is beautiful these days, and it's the mainstream fashion. But I don't like growing a beard very much, and my wife prefers it." I don't like men with beards, and I shaved it so cleanly for my wife's aesthetics, haha, don't mind, let's continue."

Diao Jing's head protruded from the car window behind him, and he said with a smile: "Do you think you can become handsome after shaving? It's just 20 points if you grow a beard, and 30 points if you don't grow a beard. By the way, the full score is not 100 points." Oh, it's 150 points! Well, it will affect my aesthetics anyway!"

Li Hui: "..."

Xiahoudun sighed: "General Lu, your wife deserves a beating. Let me tell you, a woman should not be beaten for three days. If you go to the house to expose the tiles, you can beat her up in a while, so she won't dare to talk like that again. "

Damn!Li Hui cursed secretly in his heart: How can I beat my beautiful wife who fascinates all sentient beings?What should I do if I break a little bit of oily skin and become swollen?Can you take this responsibility?I have no reason to talk to a rude savage like you.

He hurriedly stopped Xiahou Dun from continuing to talk nonsense: "Let's focus on the point, let's talk about the big black-faced man."

"Oh, yes, let's talk about the profuse sweat." Xiahou Dun said with a bitter face: "Our army stopped the big man in the mountains, and then I went out to fight him alone. He took out a zhangba snake spear, then How do you say the spear? It’s a bit like Zhang Fei’s! Well, but I’m sure this guy is not Zhang Fei. In short, I fought him for about [-] rounds, and then I didn’t check for a while, and I was accidentally swept by him... ..."

When Li Hui heard this, his heart moved slightly.

At this time, Xia Houyuan who was next to him spoke again: "I saw my elder brother fell down, so I rushed to rescue him. I didn't expect another big man with a red face to jump out of the bandit army. This big man used a Qinglong Yanyue knife. That knife is a bit like Guan Yu's, but I'm sure this guy isn't Guan Yu either, he doesn't even have a beard, he definitely can't be Guan Yu, the bearded man! I fought him for a dozen rounds, but he also knocked him down with the back of his knife, and then...the two of them led hundreds of A beggar came over to kill us, and our troops were so demoralized that we couldn't fight, so we had to flee back in embarrassment."

When Li Hui heard this, the doubts in his heart gradually became clear, and he couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Damn it, this seems to be Guan Xi and Zhang Tiao!Most likely, Generation Liu was with them too. San Diaosi traveled here with me at the time, and I wondered where the other timetravelers went. I didn’t expect to be a thief in the mountains!I don't know where they gathered hundreds of beggars.

Not only Li Hui thought of this, but also Zhang Liao and Diao Jing at the same time.Zhang Lie gave Li Hui a look from a distance, and Diao Jing also coughed lightly in the car.

Li Hui smiled and said: "General Xiahou wait a moment, I'm going to talk to my wife about something." He hurried back to the car, Diao Jing stuck her head out of the car window, bit his ear and said, "Hey, we should go Let’s meet the Three Cocks and ask them to help us, after all, we all have traveled through time, have the same interests and goals, and they all want to go back to modern times.”

Li Hui said with a smile: "They may not think so! Last time I traveled back to the end of the Song Dynasty and the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty with Yang Miaozhen, Lu Quan and others. As for career, they make guns, make soap, copy poems, lyrics, and military books, and then become famous and dominate the world. The three cocks may have similar ideas, and we may not be able to convince them. Even if they have the idea of ​​returning to modern times, but After all, they are modern people, deeply educated in the idea of ​​equality for everyone, and with a smooth personality, how could they obediently listen to me? Help me?"

Diao Jing thought to herself: You don't know yet, Xuzhou Celebrity Firm owns half of your shares, San Ciaosi is now the professional manager you hired, who do they listen to if they don't listen to you?However, Sister Wu said that I cannot tell you about this.

Diao Jing thought of this, and said with a smile: "I have their handles in my hands, and I promise to convince them. So... why don't you leave this matter to me. You take me into the mountains, let's talk to San Ciaosi, I am responsible for convincing them to be your subordinates."

"Huh? Are you so good?" Li Hui was amazed: "You are good, my Miss Diao! Well, I will believe you just once."

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After discussing it with Diao Jing, Li Hui and Diao Jing returned to the front of the two Xiahou brothers, and said with a smile: "You two Xiahou brothers, originally suppressing the bandits is the business of your Xiahou family. Credit, but now your situation is not good. If you continue like this, don’t say you won’t get the credit, you might be punished by squinting your eyes instead. We are good friends, how can we bear to watch you get punished? Brothers, I see injustice, Draw your sword to help, let me deal with this group of vicious bandits."

When the Xiahou brothers heard this, they were immediately overjoyed. Lu Hui is a monster who can draw with Lu Bu. With him, why can't he be red and black?The two hurriedly said: "That's really thanks to General Lu, you don't have to worry about things like grabbing credit."

"Well, then I will trouble you two brothers to take me to find those bandits." Li Hui laughed.

"Okay!" Xiahou Dun hurriedly regrouped his troops and gathered the defeated army of Xiahou's family again, preparing to enter the mountain again.

The trilogy of Xiahou's family suffered two defeats in a row recently, and their morale was extremely low. They heard that they were going to go into the mountains again to fight bandits. I can go, so fear is nothing but fear, and I still have to do the work that should be done.The trilogy of the two thousand Xiahou troops assembled, cheered up again, left the county town, and walked towards the mountains.Li Hui also took the part and followed behind.

Xia Houyuan found out that Li Hui had actually brought the big carriage into the mountain, and couldn't help sweating, "General Lu, you still need to bring your wife and younger sister with you when you go into the mountain to suppress the bandits?"

"That's right!" Li Hui said with a smile, "It's too easy to have accidents. Of course, the wife of the sweetheart should also take it with her. Otherwise, if she gets separated, won't she be snatched away by others?" Having said that, Li Hui He whispered earnestly in Xia Houyuan's ear: "You should also pay attention to this, your precious niece Xia Houjuan, you should also take good care of her, don't put her in an unsafe place when going out to fight, and be careful not to be hacked by someone." If a guy with a big face is snatched to be a wife, then she is too pitiful."

Xia Houyuan thought to himself: What the hell?My Xiahou family can be considered a large family, and the family is heavily guarded. Ordinary thieves can't even deal with my family's servants. How could they be robbed of my little niece!All nonsense!

What the poor guy didn't expect was that it wasn't an ordinary thief who would break into his house and rob the women six years later, but Zhang Fei!

Xiahou Army led the team, and it didn't take long for them to arrive at the place where they had fought with the beggars. There were still traces of a large group of Europeans, the ground was full of messy footprints, and there were a lot of nosebleeds. Kind of strange things, of course, the shit out of the defeated army... It's a mess anyway.

Li Hui looked left and right, but he didn't see the three diaosi gang: "Where are people?"

Xiahoudun and Xiahouyuan were actually looking for them too. They searched everywhere, and found that the beggars who beat them just now had disappeared. It was reported back: "The gang of thieves should have climbed over the mountain and fled north."

The Marquis of the Two Xias was embarrassed, so he had no choice but to run up to Li Hui and apologize, "I'm sorry, General Lu has worked tirelessly to help our two brothers, but this group of thieves has already fled to other places. Oh, it must be We have frightened them twice in a row to suppress the bandits, of course they will not be foolishly waiting for us to come and suppress the third time."

Li Hui nodded and thought to himself: Although the three dicks are very stupid, they come from modern times after all, and their thinking is much more flexible than that of the ancient dudes. Mao Zu's theory of guerrilla warfare must be known by the three dicks, so it is impossible to stay where they are and wait. They come to suppress.If San Ciao really applied Maozu's theory of guerrilla warfare, it would be very difficult to find them soon.

"Since the thieves have fled to other places, forget it!" Li Hui said with a smile: "We should hurry to Chenliu to join the squint-eyed army and go to Xuzhou."

Everyone had no choice but to come out from the mountains again. Li Hui didn't care much about making a trip, but Zhang Liao and Diao Jing felt a little regretful. In this strange world, they always had a feeling of "going away", Not in their hometown", so when they heard the news about San Ciaosi, it was as if they had heard news about a "fellow villager" in a foreign country.It's embarrassing.

The two armies left Yu County and moved to Chenliu!After crossing Yongqiu County, Chen Liu was already in sight soon.

The two brothers Li Hui and Xiahou thought that Chen Liu had already gathered an army, and it was impossible for those troops to enter the county. There must be many military camps around the county, but when they arrived at Chen Liu, they realized that there was not even a single military camp here. No, the outside of Chenliu City is empty...

"Eh? Squint Eyes, didn't you wait for us, did you already set out first?" Li Hui wondered.

Xiahou Dun said in a sweaty voice, "I guess it won't happen. This time I'm going to go to Xuzhou, and I have to face Lu Bu, General Lu's brother. I can't wait for you if I squint my eyes! He's not such a careless person."

Everyone rushed into the county seat, but the city was actually empty, and they couldn't see the parts of the generals of the Cao family. The group went directly into the military conference hall, and they didn't even squint their eyes. The town is here, leading a group of scribes to deal with government affairs.Li Hui recognized that this guy was Cheng Yu.

Xiahou Dun stepped forward quickly, grabbed Cheng Yu and asked, "Where are the people? Where are the people from Chen Liu?"

Cheng Yu said unhurriedly: "General, don't panic! Allow me to speak slowly."

"Oh? Can you still talk slowly? It doesn't seem like something major has happened." Xiahou Dun heaved a sigh of relief.

But Cheng Yu's next sentence almost made Xia Houdun jump up. He shook his head and said: "Our Puyang City was robbed! Master Cao had to suspend the attack on Xuzhou, and took the army to Puyang to regain the city."

"What?" Xiahou Dun sweated profusely: "I'll wipe it, why don't you tell me about such a big matter slowly?"

Cheng Yu continued to shake his head and said: "Don't worry, no matter how anxious you are, it's impossible to take back the city in an instant, those who should come back will always come back..."