The Former Wife Came to the Door

"Alive..." Xia Houjie's voice was hoarse and deep.

"I said, what's wrong with you buddy? Have you been boiled?" Li Hui wondered.

"Woo!" Xia Houjie burst into tears with snot and tears: "I led the troops to Yu County to suppress bandits, and brought a total of 1000 people from Xiahou's family there. I thought it was just to deal with a small thief. It was an easy victory, beheaded and returned. Unexpectedly, there was a big black-faced man among the thieves, who looked so terrifying. He yelled at me, which almost shattered my eardrums, and fell off the horse. He was ashamed, and then he whistled, and hundreds of ragged beggars rushed out of the grove..."

Li Hui now understood: "So, you didn't win even a few hundred beggars in the thousand plays under your command?"

Xia Houjie was really embarrassed: "This...you can't blame them for this, it's just that the black-faced guy is too powerful, he rushes to the front and hits anyone he sees, my thousand moves can't stop him , was rushed into the army formation by him, rushing left and right, disrupting the formation in a short while, and the troops saw that I fell off the horse, and their morale was also affected. The hundreds of beggars yelled and rushed over together. It scared our army away. Damn, that damned black-faced guy actually said triumphantly that he doesn't like killing people, so he didn't use weapons, spare my life, get out of here or something, and then lend me you All the food and grass were taken away!"

"Pfft!" Li Hui almost burst out laughing, and quickly suppressed it forcefully. He was overjoyed and thought to himself: It's not that the enemy is too powerful, but you are too pussy, right?Forget it, you can't spit out this slot, if you don't say something, you can still be good friends.

"Forget it, since I'm fine, but I just lost some food and grass, then it's okay." Li Hui patted him on the shoulder, comforted him and said, "I still have food and grass here, just lend you some more, don't be cowardly, just Come on, come on, lead the troops to kill that little thief again."

Xia Houjie sweated: "No, no, no, I can't beat him even if I go again. I'm here to ask you, General, for help."

"Me?" Li Huiqi asked, "What can I do?"

"Of course you are going to help me deal with that bandit." Xia Houjie said seriously: "General Lu, you are highly skilled in martial arts, and you will definitely be able to defeat that black-faced man. Help me and suppress that bandit."

"No, no, no!" Li Hui quickly shook his head. He came back to this era to save Lu Bu, that is, to save himself in the previous life. Well, waste your time.It's better to chat with Diao Jing at home and hold Xiao Zhao Yun high, so there's no need to waste energy to kill her.

"Hey?" Xia Houjie was quite surprised. He came to Li Hui to borrow food, and Li Hui borrowed it without saying a word. He thought it would be easy to ask him for help, but he didn't expect to be rejected outright.He couldn't help but said in embarrassment: "General Lu is such a generous man, he is eager to make a contribution, why is he not willing to help this time?"

Li Hui hurriedly said: "Brother, it's not that I don't want to help you, but that I can't help you casually."

"Huh? Why?"

"Think about it carefully." Li Hui said: "There are thieves in the territory, why did Squint Eyes send you to suppress the bandits?"

Xia Houjie's brain is not very good: "Oh, why? I really haven't thought about this question."

Li Hui said earnestly: "Because you are from the Xiahou family! Squint eyes trust the Xiahou family the most, so he sent you to suppress the bandits and make some military exploits so that you can reward your Xiahou family in the future. If I I went to help, so I won the credit? I have such a good friendship with General Xiahou Dun, how can I take his credit? So, I really should not interfere in this matter, I suggest you To revise a book and ask General Xiahoudun to come out, that would be great."

"So that's how it is!" Xia Houjie was so moved that tears filled his eyes: "It turns out that General Lu has such concerns and thinks so much about my Xiahou family. Oh, really... I don't even know how to thank you."

He hurriedly called some of his confidants and told them to hurry up and go back to Xiahou's house to invite the wolf Xiahou Dun to come and suppress the bandits.

Li Hui saw that this guy was so easy to be fooled, so he stopped teasing him, and said with a smile: "Okay, you can just stay here with me for a few days, and wait for General Xiahou Dun to come for reinforcements, um, relax, and have fun, I'm the most hospitable person."

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A few days later, Xiahou Dun came!

He also came with Xia Houyuan, the two elder brothers of the Xiahou family, who will later become the super generals of the Cao Wei faction. However, the squinting eyes have not developed yet, so these two super generals are just "little generals." " grade.The two of them didn't have much airs. When they arrived at Li Hui's house, the servants came to welcome them in. The two Xiahou happily sat at the same table with Li Hui, and ate the watermelon from Li Hui's house without any hesitation.

Li Hui was surprised to find that there was a little loli behind the two Xiahous. This little loli looked about seven or eight years old, about the same age as little Zhao Yun. Carefully shrinking behind Xia Houyuan, biting her fingers, she looked pitifully at the watermelon on the table, but she didn't dare to come up to get it before the lord spoke.

Li Hui hurriedly asked: "I said, two Xiahou brothers, did you bring this loli?"

"Lolita? What is it?" Xiahou Dun wondered.

"Oh, loli means little girl, my hometown dialect." Li Hui quickly explained.

Xia Houyuan turned around, pulled out the loli behind her, and introduced with a smile: "This is my niece, Xia Houjuan, who is seven and a half years old this year and has a more active nature. She pestered me to come out to play, I think, anyway It's not dangerous to go out to suppress a little bandit, why don't you take her out for a stroll."

(PS: This is Zhang Fei’s wife, Xiahou’s family. I mistakenly wrote Xiahouyuan’s younger sister above. I hereby correct her. She is Xiahouyuan’s niece. The history books did not leave her name, and her father-in-law randomly picked one for her. Don’t worry about it. According to historical records, in 200 AD, when Liu Bei and Cao Cao were at war, Zhang Fei captured Xia Houjuan and forced him to marry him as his wife. Xia Houshi is only seven or eight years old, and she is still a lolita.)

When Li Hui saw Loli, he was like a dog seeing a meat bun. He jumped over with a swipe of the ground, reached out to hug Loli, handed the watermelon on the table to her, and said cheerfully: "Little sister, Want to eat watermelon, don’t you? Big brother will give you a piece.”

"Thank you uncle!" Xia Houjuan said hurriedly.

"Call me brother!"

"uncle!"

"Ahhh!" Li Hui screamed, "Call me brother, don't call me uncle."

"You call my uncle brothers. If I don't call you uncle, wouldn't I be out of line and out of manners? I'll be punished when I go home!" Little Lolita spoke logically and solemnly.

Li Hui slapped the table with a "touch" and jumped up.

He made such a big move that everyone was startled, Xiahou Dun almost dropped the watermelon in his hand.He thought that Li Hui was dissatisfied with the fact that little loli called him uncle, and was about to persuade him, when he heard Li Hui say: "Come on, send troops! I want to send troops! Attack Xiahou's house!"

"What?" Xiahoudun and Xiahouyuan were very frightened. The watermelon in their hands was really scared this time. They sweated profusely, "Why? Why did you suddenly send troops to attack our house? Didn't Xiaojuan call you Uncle? Shouldn’t we just call her brother instead?”

"It's not about uncle and brother." Li Hui roared angrily, "I heard what Little Loli said just now, and found a terrible thing. If she does something wrong at home, she will be punished, right?"

"That's right! If you do something wrong, of course you have to hit the board!" The two Xiahou said with a confused look on their faces: "What's wrong with this?"

Li Hui laughed back angrily: "Hahaha, very good, the evil Xiahou's family actually beat Lolita with a board. I and you are at odds with each other. Come on, order troops, we will enter Xiahou's house now and beat the beating girl to death." All the villains in Lolita are hanged!"

The two Xiahous were sweating profusely, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't, don't, don't! General Lu calm down, let's not beat her up in the future."

"Oh? Stop beating?" Li Hui finally took his breath away, hummed twice, sat down again, and said softly to the little Lori in his arms: "Little sister, if anyone in your family dares to beat you You board, you just inform your brother, and I will immediately lead my troops to destroy your house."

Xia Houjuan said that Yali is very big, and thought: Even if you get hit by a board in the future, I can't tell you!Uncles are very kind to me, and playing the board is also for my own good. How can there be any reason to ask someone to level my house?

At this time, Xia Houjie, who was a guest at Li Hui's house, also rushed out to greet the two patriarchs. Xia Houjie knelt down when he saw the two patriarchs, and said in a trembling voice: "Brother, second brother, younger brother is useless, not at all that The bandit's opponent had no choice but to ask the two elder brothers for help."

Xiahou Dun kicked him, kicking him to the ground several times: "Useless waste, even a small thief will miss it. I really lost my Xiahou family."

Xiahouyuan was much more calm, stopped Xiahoudun's movements, pulled Xiahoujie up from the ground, and asked in a low voice, "What is the origin of that thief?"

Xia Houjie said in a low voice: "That's a big man with a black face, wearing a suit of armor. It looks like the armor is of good quality, and I don't know where he picked it up. His behavior is vulgar, his words are vulgar, and he looks like he doesn't have a good tutor. The man in the market is definitely not a general from a famous family. He has hundreds of beggars under his command. It is estimated that they are all displaced refugees gathered into the army. Therefore, I guess he has no background, just an ordinary thief. However, the top of their heads There is no yellow scarf wrapped around it, so it is not a yellow scarf thief."