The Former Wife Came to the Door

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A banquet was held in Puyang City, and Xiahou Dun treated Li Hui as the guest of honor and treated him well.

Xiahou Dun now sees Li Hui looking left and right, and he feels pleasing to the eye. This man is really a very loyal person. In order to protect the city of Lord Squint Eyes, he refused his relatives righteously and dared to say no to his brother. Such a character, Looking at the troubled times of the Three Kingdoms, how many can you find?The most important thing is that this person is low-key, obviously possessing shocking abilities, but he has been hiding behind Lu Bu for many years, never revealing himself, and no one in the world even knows his existence. Is a pragmatic person.

"Come on, drink this Dukang!" Xia Houdun held up a large bowl of fine wine and respected Li Hui.

"Huh? Is this the famous Henan Dukang wine?" Li Hui was slightly surprised.

"Yes!" Xiahou Dun wondered, "What's wrong?"

"No, no, it's okay!" Li Hui said it was okay, but he was overjoyed in his heart, Du Kang!This is one of the legendary wines in Chinese history. Cao Cao once said in the poem "Duan Ge Xing": "Genesis should be generous, and worries and thoughts are unforgettable. Only Du Kang can relieve worries." It is also written in Debi Hemerocallis See Gift: "Du Kang can relieve boredom, and Hemerocallis relieves forgetfulness."

This is the No.1 wine in ancient China!You may not believe it, but compared with Dukang, Kweichow Moutai and Luzhou Laojiao wines in modern society are dregs, and they are hundreds of millions of times inferior in terms of reputation and quality.

Of course, the most important thing is that the method of making Dukang wine has been lost in later generations!Those wines marked with the word "Du Kang" that can still be bought in modern society are all Xibei products with a fried concept!

Li Hui was overjoyed, great!If a glass of this wine appeared in later generations, it would sell for at least [-] million!This uncle is going to drink [-] million in one gulp. How many people in the world can match this bold spirit of spending money like water?

He poured the wine into his mouth and...

Ah puff!

What is the feeling of this entrance?This fucking meow...fade out bird!Ahhh!Is there thirty degrees?Certainly not!

Li Hui burst into tears!

Xiahou Dun who was next to him asked curiously: "General Lu, what's wrong with you? Could it be that Du Kang is so delicious that you were so moved that you cried?"

"No, I'm just lamenting Thirty Degrees! People are really not picky these days, and this thing is delicious."

"Why can't I understand what the general said?" Xia Houdun turned his head and saw that Zhang Liao and Diao Jing were crying too, as if they also had a problem with the Dukang wine in their hands. He couldn't help but sighed: " Am I too old to keep up with you young people? Why are you crying and why are you laughing? I don't quite understand."

After a while of spoofing, we started to talk about business.

Xiahou Dun said worriedly: "Although General Lu forced Lu Bu to retreat this time, I am still a little worried that Lu Bu will make a comeback and come to snatch our territory again. Squinting eyes are still in Xuzhou at this time, and our rear is empty. It is too easy. It’s a chance for someone to steal the house.”

"Well, in this regard, I don't think I need to worry too much." Li Hui said seriously: "I watch the sky at night, the Sirius star is broken and killed, the Ziwei star is moving eastward, and the Big Dipper is blinking and blinking. The teacher will be back soon..."

Li Hui is talking nonsense about things like star breaking and killing eastward. Anyway, the ancients liked this tune. Sure enough, Xiahou Dun was in a fog and sweated profusely: "Wow, General Lu also knows how to read the sky." Mutually?"

"Well, I just know a little bit about it." Li Hui, with the appearance of a fairy stick, hummed: "The sky reveals the secrets of the heavens, but the secrets of the heavens also change with people, so I'm not sure, just Dare to say, if the fate shown by the sky does not change, Squint Eyes will come back soon."

Li Hui's blindness really hit the mark...

Five days later, Cao Cao, who was fighting in Chuzhou, suddenly sent someone to rush back with a message that he wanted the teacher to come back!

It turned out that Cao Cao led people to beat Xuzhou. Although Tao Qian was beaten to tears, Tian Kai and Liu Bei sent troops to help, which also put a lot of pressure on Cao Cao.Liu Bei has his own protagonist halo, and he has cheats, which is unreasonable at all. He led troops from Pingyuan to Xuzhou, and all the refugees he met along the way joined him.Liu Bei, who used to have only a thousand scum soldiers, suddenly turned into a monster with an army of seven or eight thousand. After arriving in Xuzhou, he received three thousand soldiers and a lot of money and food from Mi Zhu, and tens of thousands of private soldiers. Become rich and handsome.

Xuzhou suddenly became a tough nut to crack!

Cao Cao would attack Xuzhou for a while, but then he received news that Zhang Miao and Chen Gong had sold Puyang to Lu Bu. Fortunately, Lu Hui arrived and fought with Lu Bu for [-] rounds, forcing him to retreat. Otherwise, the backyard would catch fire and the crisis would be dire .

Cao Cao lost all intention of attacking and eradicating the state, so he quickly blackmailed Tao Qian for a "retirement fee", and the class teacher went home.

Upon hearing the news of his return, Xiahoudun and Li Hui hurriedly took the part and headed for Chenliu.

When Cao Cao returned to Chenliu, Li Hui and Xia Houdun also happened to come down slowly from Puyang to Chenliu. Therefore, Li Hui was lucky enough to participate in Cao Cao's meritorious deeds meeting, and saw a large group of generals returning from Xuzhou , There are more or less rewards, some rewards, some rewards, although Cao Cao himself is poor, but the generals under his opponents have always been generous, and he distributed his hard-earned money and food in a short time.

After finishing the matter in Xuzhou, Cao Cao hurriedly invited Li Hui to the middle of the hall, and announced loudly to all the generals: "This time, when I was on the expedition to Xuzhou, Lu Bu almost took my Puyang. If we block Lu Bu with our lives, our foundation will almost be destroyed."

All the generals knew the news, and they all knew that Li Hui had made great contributions, so they all bowed their hands to him.

Rejecting relatives in righteousness is easy to say, but difficult to do!This can't help but make all the generals of the Cao family feel good about Li Hui and believe in his character even more.

Cao Cao turned to Li Hui and said with a smile, "General Lu, I don't know how to thank you this time. Tell me, what do you want? If I can do it, I won't be stingy! Want money? Do you want land? How much you want, you just open your mouth."

"Money and fiefs are like dung to me." Li Hui said to all the generals solemnly: "I do things with a clear conscience. I stand between heaven and earth, and I don't need those external things."

"Wow!" The generals were in an uproar, are you retarded?Don't want money or land?Isn't that what we fight for?

However, Cao Cao was calm when he heard these words, he laughed and said, "I understand, I understand!"

"Huh? Do you understand, my lord?" All the generals were amazed: "What do you understand, my lord?"

Cao Cao laughed and said, "It's inconvenient to tell you this." He turned his head and whispered to the private school following behind him: "Go and prepare a few beautiful singers for General Lu to send to the mansion. I will give him the unmarried virgin, and I will keep the married old woman for myself to appreciate."

The little principal is sweating profusely, and he really can't accept this special hobby of the lord. What is there to appreciate about an old woman who has been married?You pervert, if you weren't our lord, I would definitely give you a dung fork, don't say you know us.

Then there are some chores, Cao Cao is busy with affairs, and he doesn't have time to talk to Li Hui again.

He was also happy that Cao Cao didn't come to talk about it, so he took his trilogy and continued southward, returning to his mansion in Fugou.

That night, Li Huijun passed by Yu County again...

The last time I passed through Yu County and went north, I was stopped by the Yu County garrison as a "defector" and had a fight for no reason. He was so aggressive that he was about to fight Li Hui, but with his upper body naked, his hands tied behind his back, and a few thorns on his back, he ran up to Li Hui and knelt down with a plop, shouting: "The last time the last general General Lu has offended so much, I have wronged General Lu's good intentions, and I ask General Lu to punish him."

Li Hui broke into a sweat and said, "Could it be that you want to take the blame for this look?"

"Yes, yes! It is very sincere that the last general will plead guilty." The general said.

"Damn it, who likes to see a man dangling in front of me with a tortoise shell with his bare upper body? If you want to be naked, find a girl to light it up, and if you want to tie it up, find a girl to tie it up!"

"Hey? General Lu really likes this. Okay, I'm going to grab a girl, strip her clothes, tie her up, and send it to you." The general said that he was going to do it.

This is why the ancients were unreasonable. If you say such nonsense in modern times, everyone will laugh it off. No one will really care about you. Therefore, this sentence is just a serious joke .But the same joke in ancient times, the ancients would have taken it seriously, because "tie up a naked girl and give it away" is not a strange thing, the general believed it, and maybe he really wanted to grab a good woman to meet Li Hui If they were given away at home, there might be a tragic event in which a wealthy family robs the women of the people and then kills the whole family.

Li Hui hurriedly shouted: "I'm dizzy, don't take it seriously, brother, don't catch girls, I have psychological pressure on this kind of thing, I can't accept it."