The Former Wife Came to the Door

The two walked out of the hall, walked to the roof of the tallest building in the house, and looked at the downcomer area, only to see a man running away in embarrassment in the corridor courtyard, and a large number of women were chasing after him...

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Li Hui and Diao Jing stood relatively far away, so they couldn't see the man's face clearly. They could only see that he was dressed in rags, and he didn't know where he picked up the rags to wrap himself up. He looked very miserable. It looked like he was very hungry. While running, the man picked up the braised pork in the bowl and kept stuffing it into his mouth.

"Oh, this person doesn't worry about gaining weight at all. That's great!" Diao Jing sighed.

"I said, this is the focus of your attention?" Li Hui sweated profusely: "Can we be a little more reliable, and grasp the core points when considering problems."

Diao Jing smiled and said, "Then what are you concerned about?"

Li Hui snorted and said, "What I'm concerned about is that there are two beautiful maidservants among the women chasing him. If they are caught by such little beauties, they will look down on them with indifferent eyes, or be trampled by them. what."

Diao Jing sweated profusely: "What's so cool about this?"

Li Hui smiled and said, "You don't understand men's psychology!"

Diao Jing wiped off her sweat and said, "Why do I have to understand the mentality of this kind of perverted man? It's you who can't grasp the point?"

While the two were talking, the shrews had already cornered the man, and the man was shaking his hands desperately, as if he was explaining something, but the shrews were not willing to listen, and they rushed forward to beat him up, and the two beautiful maids did the same. Their little feet kicked the man a few times, Li Hui showed a look of envy and hatred, and sighed: "Oh, why wasn't I the one who got kicked? Or tomorrow I will pretend to be a thief and go steal braised pork. "

Diao Jing was sweating coldly, and didn't know how to answer the conversation for a moment.

After a while, the shrews were probably tired from the beating, and they picked up the man, dragged him like a dead fish, and walked towards the hall.Li Hui smiled and said, "Let's go, Ms. Diao, let's go to the hall to interrogate the criminals. These shrews brought the thief here, obviously they are going to be handed over to us."

Diao Jing smiled and said, "What is there to do with it? For a starving refugee, it's not a big problem to steal a bowl of braised pork, right? Just let him go."

"You are thinking of modern people." Li Hui said with a smile: "The thinking of people in ancient times is to steal food? Cut it into pieces!"

While talking and laughing, the two went downstairs and returned to the hall.The shrews quickly dragged the thief in, and two beautiful little maids ran up, crying and saying: "My lord, mistress, this thief is so hateful, he actually gave me the braised pork that was prepared for the mistress in the kitchen." Eat it, oh my god! We all told him to stop, but he still ran and ate it. It was our negligence that caused the mistress to have no braised pork to eat, and the servant girl will be punished."

"What's the punishment?" Diao Jing smiled and said, "I don't want to eat braised pork anymore, it's okay, don't worry."

The two maidservants hurriedly said: "Thank you, mistress." The two girls hurriedly retreated behind Diao Jing, standing on the left and right.

A large group of shrews rushed forward and threw the man to the ground. The man fell to the ground with a "plop", his face down, unable to move, and he looked like he had been beaten badly...

The shrews raised their feet and wanted to kick again, but the man said in a deep voice: "Hey, I said you are dirty, I think you are women, and you didn't fight back, so don't push yourself. You really want to kill me. I’m in a hurry, I’m going to resist. I’m not afraid to tell you, I fight so hard that I can’t even get close to a dozen or so people. I can hit a woman like you hundreds of times. If you are wrong, please make a good apology, if you want me to wash the dishes to repay the debt, stop insulting people."

"Pfft!" The shrews were immediately delighted, and laughed loudly: "Wow, how many hundred more can you hit? The scum that we beat down with three punches and two kicks. Why do you wash the dishes to pay off the debt? You Are you talking about human words? If you can get meat in exchange for this, then we wash the dishes for the master every day, wouldn’t we have grown fat from eating a long time ago?”

They quarreled, but Li Hui and Diao Jing couldn't help but looked at each other, feeling strange in their hearts.

What this person said is interesting...

In ancient times, men had no psychological pressure at all when they beat up women.But this man said that he doesn't hit women. This kind of thinking seems to be a bit of a modern way of thinking. In addition, this man actually said that washing dishes to pay off debts is even more bizarre, full of modern style.Modern people are caught after eating the overlord meal, isn't it all about washing the dishes to pay off the debt?

Li Hui laughed: "Hey, brother, do you know what is the 83 version of The Legend of the Condor Heroes?"

As soon as these words came out, the person lying on the ground suddenly raised his head and looked at Li Hui with surprised eyes.

This time, the two faced each other, and Li Hui recognized it at a glance. Isn't this the big star of Xiliang Celebrity Office——Zhang Liao?He played the role of Lu Bu's general Zhang Liao in "War of the Three Kingdoms". Now, he actually appeared in this era. Obviously, this guy should be the reincarnation of Zhang Liao.

Li Hui couldn't help laughing: "Brother Zhang Liao, do you remember me?"

Zhang Liao looked at Li Hui seriously, and then turned his head to look at Diao Jing who was next to him. Of course, he recognized these two at a glance, but...they were wearing ancient costumes, surrounded by a large number of maids and servants , so that Zhang Liao didn't dare to recognize each other, he opened and closed his mouth, closed and opened again, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

Li Hui waved his hand, and said to the surrounding maids and servants: "You all step back, I want to chat with this gentleman."

The shrews were sweating profusely: "Master, this guy is very dangerous, just kill him, why bother talking nonsense with him, in case he endangers the safety of the lord..."

"It's okay." Li Hui said with a smile, "Go out."

The shrews obediently dispersed, and the two maids also avoided.Li Hui then smiled at Zhang Liao, "Okay, stop lying on the ground, with your ability, a group of women can't hurt you, right? Get up and talk!"

"Oh, I'm very capable, but I'm so hungry that I don't have the strength." Zhang Liao still lay on the ground, and he said pitifully, "Are you... Brother Li Hui? Miss Diao Jing is next to you?"

"Bingo! Guess it right!" Li Hui smiled and said, "Why, dare not admit it?"

Hearing the word Bingo, Zhang Liao finally had no more doubts, and said with a wry smile: "I really dare not admit it, you look like real ancient people, and I don't dare to admit it, look at me This bear looks like..."

Li Hui said with a smile, "Brother Zhang Liao, why are you doing so poorly?"

Zhang Liao said pitifully: "On the set that day, the gods were fighting, and I was drawn into a space-time tunnel for no reason. When I woke up, I went to the end of the Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms era. My eyes were darkened, and I couldn't figure out the situation at all. , I went to find food first, but I was wearing a set of armor for acting, which frightened the residents. They didn't dare to receive me at all, and they all said that I was a defeated general. Please leave quickly, so I have to go. I dug a hole and buried the armor I used for acting. I picked up a set of ragged clothes from the dead and wore them. People are willing to donate food to me, so I want to find a job, but finding a job is very difficult these days, and no one wants to hire me. I come and go, and it’s like this... I went to Fugou County today, and saw a big dog family here, I just came in to steal something to eat, but I didn't expect it to be you!"

Li Hui was sweating profusely. I am a mere dick, and for the first time in my life, I was treated as a big dog.

"Okay, brother Zhang Liao, you don't have to mess around anymore, just stay with me from now on." Li Hui said with a smile: "We are all from modern times, we should help each other, let's work together Find a way to go back to modern times."

Zhang Liao nodded. He didn't seem to be very good at words. The passage just now was for the sake of explaining things clearly. Now that he finished speaking, he immediately fell silent.After a while, he whispered: "Is there any chance for us to go back to modern times? I really want to go back."

"Don't worry! As long as you listen to me, you can go back." Li Hui showed a hearty smile: "Come on, let me tell you what's going on with us now."

After telling the story, Zhang Liao finally understood a little bit, he frowned and said, "I understand, so brother Li is the reincarnation of Lu Bu, and I am the reincarnation of Zhang Liao. What we said last time when we were joking, I didn't expect it to be true." Really, that is to say, as long as we change the history of Lu Bu being killed, we can go back to modern times, right?"

"That's right!"

"That's good." Zhang Liao said seriously: "From now on, I will follow Brother Li's arrangement and strive to go back as soon as possible. But... can I have a bowl of rice first? They all came through time travel, why did you mess up?" So good, but I'm so bad, ahhhhh!"

Li Hui passed the order, and the kitchen made delicious food for Zhang Liao. The man was also very hungry, and he ate a few big bowls in a few minutes, and finally regained some energy.Li Hui sent another team to follow him out, found the place where he buried his armor, dug out the set of armor he used for acting, and after putting it on again, Zhang Liao became a majestic general.