The Former Wife Came to the Door

The timing is indeed a bit strange. Li Hui guessed that Yaowu was disturbed when opening the dream maze, and the time was set a little bit skewed. However, there is no time to study this right now. First of all, he has to figure out where he is.

Although he heard the place name "Qu County" from the village chief, he actually didn't know what Qu County was. Pi Dashan, the mountain is steep, the scenery is beautiful, and it has an indescribable kindness.

"Huh? This mountain...I seem to have seen it somewhere." Li Hui tilted his head. Where did he see it?

He thought about it seriously for a while, then suddenly, he slapped his forehead and said in shock, "I'm dizzy, this is... Huaguo Mountain!"

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Chapter Ninety-two

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The beautiful Huaguo Mountain lies quietly in front of you.

Li Hui almost couldn't help but wanted to go up the mountain to find Brother Hou, but after thinking about it carefully, he gave up. Theoretically speaking, Brother Hou should still be under Wuzhi Mountain at this time, and it will take another 400 years. Released by Tang Seng, now there is no monkey brother on the mountain, only a group of monkeys.

Seeing Huaguo Mountain made him confirm his current location, turned to Diao Jing and said with a smile: "I know where we are, well, we should be near Lianyungang now...or let's say...we are now in Xuzhou .”

Diao Jing said strangely: "At this time, Lu Bu was still in Yanzhou as his Yanzhou shepherd. Cao Cao would not be able to defeat him until next year, and he fled to Xuzhou to join Liu Bei. It is really inexplicable that we have traveled here."

"At that time Erlangshen, Tota Heavenly King, Nezha and others called, it was not easy for Yaowu to open the dream maze in such a chaotic situation, so don't worry about the time issue." Li Hui said with a smile: "Perhaps, if it was passed on a year or two ago, it would just give us a year or two to enjoy the mountains and rivers. Wouldn't it be very happy?"

"Happy ghost!" Diao Jing screamed: "In this era, there is no running water, no electricity, no computer, no TV, and even mobile phones can't be charged. If you want to stay here for a few years, how can you be happy?"

"Well, it doesn't matter. There is an old saying in Shuangqing that goes like this: You can't play with others when you play with others." Li Hui said seriously: "Miss Diao, if you have nothing to be happy with, and you are extremely bored, you can take me to be happy." , I have absolutely no objection. I know many kinds of happy poses, such as 24 poses, 36 bridge moonlit nights, Dongxuanzi 48 poses, Oedo [-] hands...whatever you want! You like it."

Diao Jing: "..."

She turned to the village chief and asked solemnly, "Mr. Village Chief, do you have any bacon at home? Lend me a piece, and I'll use it to smoke someone."

"Bacon? What stuff?" The village chief said with a confused expression, "I've never heard of it."

Li Hui couldn't help laughing "puchi": "Miss Diao, according to historical records, bacon was just invented by Zhang Lu in Hanzhong in this era, and it hasn't spread yet. It will take several years to be widely used by the working people. A hundred years."

"Ahhhhh, it really is not a happy era, there is no bacon, how hard it is to live here!" Diao Jing screamed and almost fell to the ground.

"I only care about steamed stuffed buns." Little Zhao Yun said pitifully: "Big brother said steamed stuffed buns hadn't been invented yet, and people in this era are too pitiful. They don't even have to eat steamed stuffed buns. They must be very unhappy. We should teach them Baozi’s practice should make everyone happy.”

"Yes yes yes, just do this, what Loli said is right, you are my little princess, you are the direction mark of my life, I will unconditionally carry out all the orders of the little princess, this is the glorious Lolita The duty of guarding the head of the Knights." Li Hui talked nonsense, and pretended to take the solemn oath of knights.

He said these words a little loudly, and the village head in front of him turned his head: "So this little girl is a princess. I heard that not long ago, the late emperor was killed by a powerful minister... cough... this princess, could it be the blood of the late emperor?" ? General, you are admirable for protecting the princess and breaking out of the siege. You are so loyal."

Li Hui is sweating profusely, damn it, the ancients were really imaginative, oh, that’s not true, it’s not that he had a rich imagination, but he never imagined that people in later generations would use the title “princess” indiscriminately. It can be called the little princess of the family, which is not as particular about the title as the ancients. Anyone who casually calls the princess will be beheaded.

However, if he misunderstood, let him misunderstand, Li Hui didn't bother to explain!

The village head led Li Hui and the others to a dilapidated house in the village. The owner of the house probably died in the war or something. The house was empty and there was nothing there. For temporary rest.Then he asked the villagers to get some food, and finally cooked a few bowls of porridge for Li Hui and his party.

Li Hui picked up the bowl and took a look. There were a few grains of corn floating in the bowl, half-mixed bran husks, and a few wild vegetable leaves... What the hell is this?Can I eat it?I couldn't help sweating!

Unexpectedly, Diao Jing was very happy, and said with a smile, "Wow, the original fat-free and low-calorie slimming porridge is very good."

"I rub it, isn't that good?" Li Hui was shocked, but after thinking about it carefully, he was relieved. Women often eat these in modern times, so that they can maintain their figure.

However, little Zhao Yun was a little embarrassed, she said pitifully: "Is there really no buns?"

"no!"

"It's good to have flour, the eldest brother said he can make steamed stuffed buns."

"still none!"

"Woo... woo... wow..." Loli cried again.

Li Hui dragged the village chief over: "Although my wife can eat these, my cute little loli absolutely cannot eat this kind of food, so there is nothing decent to eat? Don't worry, I won't eat your food for nothing. Hello, can't you just exchange something?" Li Hui reached out and picked Diao Jing's head, and threw a bead flower into the village chief's hand.This is a good thing, and it could be worth a lot of money in ancient times. Li Hui has already verified it in the Song and Ming dynasties.

However, the village chief shook his head, knelt on the ground, and sent Zhuhua back with both hands.

"Master General, it's not that we want money, but that there is really nothing to eat in the village." The village chief said pitifully, "There has been a severe drought in the past few years, and no food has been produced anywhere. The yellow scarf thieves are plundering everywhere, and you just now I see, our small village has been robbed countless times, and many houses have been burned. We can’t eat enough. These bowls of porridge are all made by everyone. Even if you give us money, We don't have anything to take out..."

"Oh, then tell me, where can I buy food?" Li Hui asked.

"In the county town!" The village head whispered: "You can buy food when you go to the county town. From here, walk northeast for a while, about tens of miles, and you will reach the county town of Quxian County. I have bought the food you want. But...you seem to be a defeated general, if you show up in the county town, you might be targeted by the pursuers, so...it's still very dangerous, it's best not to go."

"I'm not a defeated general!" Li Hui laughed: "Don't force yourself to say that others have lost a battle when you see someone without a subordinate. Let me tell you, I have many subordinates, but I forgot to bring them out today. It's really troublesome. .Okay, I have to go. Hurry up to the county town to give my little loli a steamed stuffed bun. You treat my wife to a bowl of weight-loss porridge. Buy food."

The village chief knelt on the ground, holding the bead flowers in both hands: "Thank you, General, for your generosity."

Li Hui laughed, and called Luoli and Diao Jing to leave.

Diao Jing finished the bowl of porridge in two or three gulps, slammed her mouth and said, "Great, this stuff can fill you up, but it doesn't have any nutrition at all. I managed to lose a little more weight."

"MDZZ! You are so beautiful, why are you losing weight?" Li Hui screamed: "Why do the more beautiful women pay more attention to weight loss, and the more ugly women are, the less particular about losing weight? Such a world takes jujube pills."

Diao Jing giggled and didn't want to talk nonsense about this issue with him.

The three of them walked out of the village, and the village head brought dozens of villagers to see them off. That bead flower can probably exchange a lot of food, and it can let them live a good life for a while, but it may not be so good. Three Kingdoms The war is still going on.

The three of them had just reached the entrance of the village when suddenly there was a noise from the woods in front of them, as if someone was rushing towards them.The village chief's face changed drastically: "No, General, it may be that you are chasing troops."

"Damn it, talk nonsense, how many times do I have to tell you that I am not a defeated general, and there are no pursuers behind me." Li Hui scolded with a smile.

As soon as he finished speaking, two or three hundred people in tattered clothes rushed out of the woods in front of them. The tattered clothes, tattered armor, and even the weapons they carried were tattered.These people have one thing in common, a yellow turban on their heads...