The Former Wife Came to the Door

but……

At the last moment, Mrs. Qi burst out laughing with a "puchi": "Oh, I was almost fooled by you. I didn't catch the last sentence if you didn't say it, but once you said it I would I recognize you, aren't you the rich second generation who drove a famous car and wore sunglasses? Wow, you changed your look so quickly and tried to trick me again."

Li Hui: "..."

"Ah puff!" Yang Peifeng next to him didn't provoke him, almost burst out laughing, and quickly turned around.

"I wipe it, can you recognize it like this?" Li Hui was shocked: "I said beauty, your eyes are too sharp, right? I changed my clothes, and you can recognize it even without sunglasses?"

"It's mainly because of your tone of voice." Madam Qi was amused: "Although I admit that your routine is very good, but the last sentence of inviting me to dinner has deeply betrayed your integrity, and in the end it made me compare you to the one just now. The rich second generation ticked off... Oh, I can’t say that completely, the key is the shape of the face, the chin, oh, it’s such an impressive face.”

Li Hui said "Yo", "That's right, my handsome face can easily impress others."

"No, it's too ugly!" Qi Fu laughed and said, "Such an ugly rich second generation even came out to play tricks, which is very impressive."

Li Hui: "..."

"Ahh!" Yang Peifeng beside him rolled on the ground laughing.

"Goodbye, the rich second generation who likes to play tricks on others. A playful man like you who strikes up a conversation and plays tricks in the street is not suitable for me. I won't fall for you. You should spend your mind on other women. What I want is A man who can be single-minded and only loves me, don't ever compete with other women to be jealous." Madam Qi smiled slightly, and walked away with her shopping trolley, leaving Li Hui with a beautiful back...

Phew, a desolate wind blew across the street, and the yellow leaves were blown over, and smacked Li Hui's face. Li Hui turned his back to the sky at 45 degrees, tears streaming down his face...

Yang Peifeng came over and patted him on the shoulder: "Hey, isn't it just a failure in the routine? Do you need to put on such a desolate pose?"

"No, no, the failure of the routine is still secondary. The key is that my handsomeness has not been recognized. My heart hurts!" Li Hui couldn't help singing:

My heart is so sad, so painful that I only want to believe that this is just a dream

i broke my fist

Alone on the street drinking bitter wine

My heart hurts all over with cuts and bruises

……

"Hey! Stop singing!" Yang Peifeng sweated profusely: "If you continue to sing with your broken voice, it will become my heartache. Sing again, and sing again!"

Li Hui stopped singing instantly, what are you kidding?It's not worthwhile to be friends with a beautiful and cute little girl just for a little heartache, so let's not hurt.We can't look at what's in the pot but forget what's in the bowl, we have to take care of what's in the pot and what's in the bowl, this is a real man!

Liu Bang ran over from the side, with a pooping expression on his face: "What should I do? Brother Li, your routine has failed again. If this continues, there is no way to trick this woman surnamed Qi into Shuangqing!"

"Don't worry, who said that I only have these two routines?" Li Hui snorted, "I still have a third routine, which is foolproof, absolutely successful, and there is no possibility of failure."

"Wow? There are more?" Liu Bang and Yang Peifeng couldn't help being surprised: "You have been forced to this point, what else can you do? Your face, whether you wear sunglasses or not, will be remembered. Could it be that you still have a human skin mask?"

Li Hui snorted and said, "Don't worry, it's not that complicated. My last routine is simple and crude, and it's absolutely effective...that's..."

Both Liu Bang and Yang Peifeng stretched their necks to wait for him to speak.

But Li Hui said with a chuckle, "That's—kidnapping!"

"Ahh!" Liu Bang and Yang Peifeng fell to the ground spurting blood.

"Damn it, aren't you completely helpless?" Yang Peifeng sweated profusely: "You even used the trick of kidnapping, you have to be careful that someone will call the police to arrest you, and then Squad Leader Mu will personally bring a criminal police team to lock you into prison Shut up for ten or eight years."

Liu Bang also sweated profusely: "Kidnapping is not good, I'm an official ape, if I take the lead in kidnapping, this... this..."

"Don't worry!" Li Hui said with a smile: "This trick was actually used by my Queen Wang. She kidnapped Xiao Feifei and Wu Meiqi to her villa in order to avenge Wu Meiqi, and then Yao Wu took the opportunity to open the dream Mizhen, if the problem is solved, no one will want to call the police afterwards. After all, the fate has been solved, they all understand their past and present lives, and they know that the other party is not a bad person, so there is no need to call the police. Are you going to Go to the police and arrest someone who is nice to you? I didn't want to use this trick at first, because it is easy to scare the girl when kidnapping. I think it is better to use coaxing, but now I have to use it. Scared She can't help it, so apologize to her afterwards."

Hearing what he said, Liu Bang felt relieved, but after all, Yang Peifeng didn't know anything about the past and present, she was still sweating profusely: "Hey, don't use inexplicable reasons to kidnap girls, you really want to be punished like this! Squad leader Mu caught you, stop it! I can't let you do such illegal things." She desperately hung Li Hui's arm to prevent him from doing illegal things.

"Well, since you are firmly against it, then I have no choice but to kidnap you as well."

Li Hui stretched out his hand suddenly, pulled Yang Peifeng into the car, pressed the button, and the cover of the convertible sports car slowly slid up to cover the roof. Li Hui took out a rope and tied Yang Peifeng Okay, throw it on the back seat of the car, and said with a smile: "Okay, then no one will get in the way."

Yang Peifeng sweated profusely: "Oh, you are so mad that you even tie me up, let go, really don't play kidnapping, you will be arrested."

"Don't worry, it's fine, An Xin will wait here." Li Hui took out a hat and put it on his head, then walked towards Mrs. Qi's house.

At this time, the New Year's Day holiday had just ended, and it was still winter. In winter, it got dark earlier, and it was already dark at dusk.Li Hui walked to the door of Mrs. Qi's house and knocked lightly on the door.

Mrs. Qi had just returned home from shopping and was about to make dinner for herself, when she heard a knock on the door, she couldn't help but wonder, "Who is it?"

"Check the water meter!" Li Hui called out in a low voice.

A city person would definitely be very nervous, but Mrs. Qi lives in a small town after all, where the information is not well-developed, so she was unaware of the classic cut of "checking the water meter", ran to the door, and opened the door. door.

Just as the door opened a crack, Li Hui's hand, like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in a horror movie, came in from the outside with a snap, and pulled the door shut. Even if Madam Qi wanted to close the door, it was too late.

She was taken aback immediately, and only then did she feel that there was something wrong with the words "check the water meter".

Li Hui suddenly opened the door and got into the room.

When Madam Qi saw a man wearing a hat squeeze into the door, she was frightened out of her wits. As a woman living alone, she really felt a sense of powerlessness when she encountered such a villain who broke into the house, and she was so frightened that she couldn't even scream. Dare, fearing that his screaming too loudly would make the gangster want to kill, so he took a few steps back silently, trembling all over his body, and after a few seconds, he pretended to be calm and asked in a low voice: "You... what do you want to do? What? Don't mess around, I will yell loudly, the neighbors next door will hear it, and they will call the police."

Li Hui chuckled, took off his hat, and raised his head.

Only then did Madam Qi see Li Hui's face clearly, and she was taken aback: "Huh? It's you, the rich second generation again? I... I'm not some beautiful super beauty, you don't have to pester me like this It's okay, go pester those female stars, don't come to me."

"Hey hey!" Li Hui imitated the bad guy in the TV series, and said with a smirk, "The police don't drink fines. Since you refuse to give us a chance, don't blame me for taking extraordinary measures."

Mrs. Qi took a few steps back in panic, and retreated from the door into the living room. She didn't dare to shout loudly, and she knew that it was too late to fight the demon spirits at this time. Moreover, this is a rich second generation who drives a sports car. What if even the demon spirits dare not catch him?Don't urban novels often have such plots?The victim reported to the police but was made worse by the bad guys!She didn't know that this was just scribbling in urban novels. In fact, the demon spirits are not so evil. Most of the demon spirits are still righteous and kind. Those who collude with the rich second generation are only a few rat shit. How can it be so easy for ordinary people Come across that kind of shady scene.

She panicked for a while, this rich second generation must be trying to rape me [beep], what should I do?Suddenly, she touched a piece of talisman paper in her pocket, and immediately remembered something, this talisman paper was given to her by Master Shen Gongbao, who said that if she encountered a situation where she couldn't deal with Lu Zhi, she could use this piece of paper The paper summoned Shen Gongbao for help.

The sense of panic in her heart disappeared immediately, and she secretly rejoiced: there are gods who can come to save lives, so what is there to be afraid of?A mere gangster rich second generation, can he beat a god?