The Former Wife Came to the Door

Dozens of seconds later, Li Hui grabbed the child, held him under his arm, and looked back, only to find that Liu Bang's face was covered in mud. He wondered, "Huh? Township Chief Liu, what's wrong with you? "

Liu Bang couldn't laugh or cry: "It's okay, it's okay!"

"Hey, Township Chief Liu is here. I'll leave it to you to find a reason for this kid." Li Hui handed over the naughty boy, and Liu Bang reached out to take the kid. Unexpectedly, the kid would still resist, and kicked him suddenly. , in the middle of Liu Bang's step, although the child's strength is not strong, but this kick made Liu Bang cover his back and squat down, speechless for a while.The faces of the two old farmers next to him turned pale with fright, and they quickly carried the child over: "We recognize this child, this is Butcher Wang's child, let's go to his parents to discipline him."

Liu Bang clutched his trousers and knelt on the ground, waved his hands, big beads of sweat dripping down: "You guys... go... let me... rest for a while."

The old farmer left with the urchin in his arms, and Li Hui got back on his horse and slipped around.Liu Bang sat on the spot alone, and it took him a long time to rub his penis until it didn't hurt. He thought to himself: Sure enough, our horoscopes are really contradictory.I was unlucky when I saw him, and it was the same at the class reunion last time, and this time again, that dream, maybe I really have to believe it.

He was thinking wildly, when suddenly his wife Lu Zhi yelled angrily from behind: "Husband, what are you doing sitting on the ground? The pants are full of mud. Do you think I'm not tired of washing clothes? How can you be so disrespectful of the fruits of my labor? Look at me!" How can I clean you up today?"

Liu Bang was taken aback, and turned his head to see, who was standing behind him if it wasn't his wife?Quickly shouted: "Honey, listen to my explanation!"

"Don't listen!" She stretched out her hand to grab Liu Bang's ear, and spun around...

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Wife spare my life." Liu Bang's screams echoed on the side of the mountain for a long time.

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Filming is about to start, and the first scene is the Battle of Sishuiguan.

Lu Bu doesn't need to appear in this scene, so Li Hui doesn't need to appear either, but Liu Guan and Zhang Sanjiaosi prepared well. The three of them put on armor and rode tall horses. They looked like dogs, quite a bit The taste of Liu Guanzhang.The antique Xiongguan near the ancient city has now been remodeled, and the plaque has been temporarily replaced with the words "Shuishuiguan". This Xiongguan will be replaced with "Hulaoguan" in a few days, so photographers should carefully frame the scene and pay attention to the angle , so as not to let the audience masters see that Sishuiguan and Hulaoguan are actually using the same scene when filming the battle of Hulaoguan in two days, they will be sprayed to death.

The leading actors have all put on their makeup and arrived at the scene.

But the extras were not yet in place, director Lan Da was cursing at the assistant director: "Where are the extras you prepared?"

The assistant director said embarrassingly: "I contacted Mayor Liu yesterday, and he said to leave it to him. As soon as he gives an order, 100 million people will follow his order and come to be extras. I said it won't take that many. For the Battle of Sishuiguan, it would be great if there were [-] extras, he said it would be no problem, but I don’t know why they haven’t come yet..."

"Pfft!" Li Hui next to him almost laughed and cried, "Do you believe in 100 million?"

Director Lan Da angrily kicked the assistant director over: "MDZZ, Fengmo Township has a total population of only 1 people, where can he get you 100 million people? Not to mention 100 million, 32 is impossible. Only Your IQ will believe what people say. Let me tell you, there are two people in this world who absolutely can’t listen to what they say. One is the words of Liu Xiangchang, and the other is the words of [-] father-in-law. They are all bragging."

The assistant director sweated profusely: "Is it just bragging? I thought "A Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch" was a statement of truth."

"After hearing that, you will never find a girlfriend." Director Lan sneered, "How can the eunuch's experience in picking up girls be useful?" He suddenly glanced at Li Hui next to him, and said in a low voice: "If you want to pick up girls, go to Li Hui to learn from them." , that guy is the master."

"Hey? Is that so?" The assistant director was overjoyed, rubbing his hands together, as if he was coming to ask for advice.

Li Hui reached out to block him without hesitation: "Don't look for me, why should I teach you how to pick up girls? My philosophy is that it is best for all other men in the world to be single, and all the girls in the world are waiting for you." It is the kingly way to come with me."

The assistant director's face changed drastically: "So mad?"

At this time, the unique sound of the tractor's "boombobo" engine suddenly sounded on the mountain road, and then, one after another, tractors, broken vans and other strange vehicles drove to the front of the ancient city. Loaded with poorly dressed, weathered-faced peasants.Gang Liu took the lead, jumped off the front tractor, and smiled smugly: "Oh, I'm sorry, Director Lan, I'm late, the main thing is to go to various mountain villages to recruit people, and the mountain roads are too difficult , it’s not easy to take the car, the people here are a little late, doesn’t it affect it?”

It's no wonder if it doesn't affect, Director Lan cursed secretly in his heart, but said: "It doesn't matter, how many extras did you get?"

"Hahaha! I brought more than 300 people here." Liu Bang said proudly: "Rounding up is [-] million, which is definitely enough for you to shoot this scene."

Everyone: "..."

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The assistant director rushed over angrily: "Didn't you say that you can call 100 million people? Why are there only [-]?"

Liu Bangdao: "Of course I can call 100 million people. It will take ten days and half a month. But it takes time to call so many people. Aren't you in a hurry? I don't have time to call me All the subordinates, so I first called people from several nearby villages over, hehe."

Hey you big!The assistant director finally understood that he was being fooled.

However, director Lan Da was unwavering and waved his hand: "These people are enough, and 300 people is quite a large scale. It can make this scene look good. If you use a computer to process it, 300 people can Shoot the feeling of 30 people."

Liu Bang smiled and said, "Is that right? I knew that Director Lan must have a solution. With modern technology, we pay attention to using technology instead of manpower. It is too wasteful to use tens of thousands of extras to shoot a war scene. Using technology Replacing manpower is the future development aspect, and our Fengmo Township is also a town that is at the forefront of technology and the times!"

Everyone: "..."

After Liu Bang finished talking nonsense, he suddenly smiled and said, "Director Lan, the salary of these extras..."

Director Lan didn't even frown, and hummed, "30 yuan a day!"

"Okay! Thirty is thirty!" Liu Bang was overjoyed, ran back to the peasants, called them over, and hummed: "Don't say that your village head Liu doesn't take care of you. I owe a lot of favors to you, and I got you 30 yuan a day as a reward. You all come from the poorest mountain villages. You dig the land at home, and you don’t see a few hundred yuan a year. You can only live on potatoes for a year, and now you can earn 30 yuan a day, isn’t that great? This film only needs to be shot for ten days and a half months, and each of you can earn hundreds of yuan, why don’t you thank me quickly?”

The villagers were overwhelmed with gratitude, and several of them almost knelt down to the Liu Gang.

Li Hui was in a cold sweat, and couldn't find any adjectives to describe this guy. Well, why does this guy look like someone? Who is it?Li Hui thought desperately for a long time, and suddenly clapped his hands, yes, this guy looks a bit like Liu Generation.Both are surnamed Liu, and both are super thick-skinned, can't they be a family?

The make-up artists acted quickly to put on make-up for the villagers brought by the Liu Gang. First, find a few of the strongest and most energetic people to line up at the front, put on the best props and armor, and seriously make up and dress up. Fan, let them take the field. As for those yellow, emaciated and malnourished types, just put them in the back row and take the risk.

It took a lot of time, and the preparations were finally completed. The grand drama of the Eighteenth Route coalition against Dong began, the first battle, the battle of Sishuiguan!

Hua Xiong rode a steed, showing off his might in front of Sishui Pass, then Liu Guan and Zhang Sancaosi appeared on the stage, after some nonsense, warmed the wine and killed Hua Xiong...

The biggest difficulty in this scene lies in the "horse battle".

Horse fighting is the worst thing modern people are good at. Even the teacher who is in charge of martial arts instruction feels difficult about horse fighting.

If it is a ground battle, the old martial arts teacher has ten thousand ways to design the fighting scene very well, but once on the horse, there are only a few moves that can be used, and it is quite difficult to shoot over and over again. He guides Hua Xiong and Guan Xi Jinping did several rounds of drills and was not satisfied.He frowned again and racked his brains to think of a way. After much deliberation, he always felt that the fight he designed was not exciting, and he couldn't show the momentum of warming wine and killing Huaxiong.

This matter had nothing to do with Li Hui, but... Li Hui looked at Xiongguan in front of him, saw Hua Xiong facing the coalition forces of the eighteenth princes, and watched Guan Xi wielding the Qinglong Yanyue Saber and Hua Xiong. Acting, but I don't know why, it always makes Li Hui feel familiar, very familiar...

He thought desperately, thought hard, and actually vaguely remembered a picture. By the way, it was when he threw the Three Lives Orb into his mouth and wanted to transform into a God of War with black helmet and black armor. In the picture, in that dark space, stands a majestic pass. In front of the pass stands the God of War, and opposite him is the Eighteenth Route Allied Forces?