The Former Wife Came to the Door
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"Cough... well, actually I'm useless." Li Hui readily admitted: "But I'm very smart, so I'll play my role now, ahem! In theory, in a strange place It is very dangerous to run around, we should squat in this firewood room and not go anywhere, but Taibaijinxing said that if we stay here too long, our personality in this world will be swallowed up, so we can't sit still, we must find the breakout as soon as possible. We don't have the slightest bit of information now, we don't know how to break through the formation, or even why we are here, everything is only one step at a time... According to the principle of RPG strategy, we must first ask the NPC for news, the NPC said Just a few words of NPC are helpful to us, as long as we fully understand the boring words said by the NPC, we will always find the correct customs clearance route.”
The three women squinted at him.
"You look like you don't believe in Luo? Well, this uncle will show you the most advanced intelligence investigation method." Li Hui opened the door of the firewood room and walked out. There was a golden armored guard standing at the door, holding a Wearing a golden spear, it looks like he is standing guard.
Li Hui clenched his fists at the guard: "Brother, I want to ask for some information. As the protagonist of this RPG, what should I do now? Is there a task for me? It's better to send a simple letter, with automatic pathfinding. The function can be completed with one click of the mouse. I don’t need to find a way. It’s best to hang up and level up. By the way, don’t ask me to recharge. I hate paid games the most, and only play free games…”
The guard looked at Li Hui with dazed eyes for three seconds, and then shouted, "Assassin, look at the gun!" He raised his golden spear and stabbed Li Hui in the chest.
"I bought a watch last year!" Li Hui was startled, turned and ran back to the woodshed.
The guard chased after him with a gun: "The assassin is gone, how did you sneak into the palace? How many accomplices are there, quickly recruit... ah..."
The last scream!
Wu Meiqi held a lipstick-sized anti-wolf spray in his hand. The moment the guard rushed into the firewood room, it shot him in the eye. The guard screamed and fell to the ground, and then Xiao Feifei rushed up, holding the A thick, big, long, and black piece of dry wood slammed into the guard's helmet with a bang.
When two tigresses fight together, who in the world can resist?
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PS: Thanks to the straw bag for the reward of 4500, after the dark night is the reward of 1500 at dawn, Meronia rewarded 200, Sishui, Penglai Mountain Longyue, Sangkuduo Fortress, Hehehehehe, Three Up Liangshan, Illusory Dreams, Mario · Megatron, , CIOWN reward 100
PS: After a book friend gave a reward yesterday, he couldn't find his name in the thank you list. It turned out that the name he used first was book friend XXXXX, but I also thanked book friend XXXXX. Later, he changed his name to Heiye and then Dawn. , I couldn't find the name, haha, well, thank you for making it up this morning, haha.
PS: The book will be on the shelves tomorrow morning. Smart readers should see it. The plot during this period of time will be unfolded in the mythical and legendary Tang Palace. Mengxin guarantees that this part is extremely exciting!
Chapter 85 Let's Go
A few minutes later, the guard was stripped of his armor and tied tightly.
Wu Meiqi then took a twig and knocked on his head: "Hey, it's time to wake up."
The poor guard woke up in a daze, saw Wu Meiqi in front of him at first sight, and was immediately startled: "Yeah... the Queen Mother!"
Everyone was slightly startled when they heard his name, but then they understood that Wu Meiqi was the reincarnation of Wu Zetian. It seems that her appearance has not changed much after her reincarnation, and she is still exactly the same as her previous life.And in the timeline they are now in, Wu Zetian has been named queen.
The guard's eyes swept left and right, and immediately saw more things that surprised him. He saw Xiao Feifei standing behind Wu Meiqi, and Li Hui. Only the little loli-shaped Queen Wang was hiding behind Li Hui. , he can't see.
The guard's face changed greatly: "Oh, why is Concubine Shu here? And the damn assassins? No... You are not the Empress and Concubine Shu, who are you?"
He finally realized that the people in front of him were not dressed properly. Although the two women looked exactly the same as the Empress and Concubine Shu, they were both older and their clothes were obviously wrong. will recognize the same person.
Wu Meiqi snorted coldly, "Tell me what era it is now!"
"Inexplicable question!" The guard gritted his teeth: "Where are you assassins? What do you intend to sneak into the palace?"
"It's our question now, how dare you ask back?" Li Hui picked up his golden spear and pressed it against the guard's chest. "I'll ask you to answer, or I'll stab you to death immediately."
"If a man dies, he will die. There is no reason to be a seller and seek glory." The guard said with a cold face: "I am the Imperial Guard of the Tang Dynasty.
"Clam? Are you not afraid of death? The Tang soldiers are such a bunker?" Li Hui was shocked, admired and admired. I had only seen people who were dying in novels and TV before, but I didn't expect to meet one in person. It would be reluctant to stab him to death. Then again, this uncle has never killed anyone in his life, and it would be hard to stab him if he really wanted to.
Li Hui was thinking about it when he saw Wu Meiqi raised the anti-wolf spray in his hand and sprayed it into the guard's left eye with a "chi". The guard suddenly screamed and rolled all over the floor.
Wu Meiqi snorted coldly and said, "Tell me, what era is it now, let's not talk about spraying your right eye again."
The guard said miserably: "I am not afraid of death, so how can I be afraid of the mere poisonous fog... ah... oh, I can't stand it anymore, I can't stand it anymore... Now it's the sixth year of Yonghui... the sixth year of Yonghui Stop spraying my right eye, woman, give me a treat..."
"Che, you're not afraid of death, it's hypocritical." Wu Meiqi sneered and put away the spray.
Li Hui wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Hey, editor-in-chief, you are too ruthless. You don't even blink an eye when you torture the prisoner."
"Nonsense, this is not a real person." Wu Meiqi said coldly: "Didn't you hear Taibaijinxing say that? The place we are now is a gap between dream and reality. The people here are not real people, but It's a fragment of our memory, you can treat him as an NPC in the game, what's there to show mercy? Don't use spray to deal with him, I won't have any psychological pressure to kill him."
"Oh? That's it! It's justified." Li Hui also put aside the psychological pressure: "It's easy to say, just now this guy tried to stab me with a gun, but I haven't avenged it yet." He raised his big feet and snapped. The ground stomped on the guard, and then kicked and stomped on him, causing his nose to be bruised and swollen. The guard was probably unbearable to be humiliated. He groaned and bit his tongue and committed suicide. After a while, his body turned into a black mist. ,Disappear.
"Sure enough, it's an NPC!" Li Hui said oddly: "It turns into smoke when I kill him. I don't know if it will increase the experience value. Where can I call up the character attribute panel in this game? Hey."
No one paid any attention to him, Wu Meiqi had already entered the mode of history expert at this time, she pondered for a few tens of seconds, and then quickly said: "The imperial guard said that it is now the sixth year of Yonghui, which seems to be a rather unfortunate era. We have come to the most critical turning point in the fate of Wu Zetian, Concubine Xiao Shu, and Empress Wang..."
"Oh?" Li Hui said oddly, "Why?"
"Bengong knows!" Queen Little Lolita jumped up: "The TV series "The Legend of Wu Meiniang" said that in the sixth year of Yonghui, Wu Zhaoyi was named queen, and Queen Wang and Concubine Xiao Shu were put into the cold palace. One year, Li Zhi happened to pass by the gate of the cold palace and heard Empress Wang and Concubine Xiao Shu cry in the cold palace. He couldn't bear it, so he planned to let them out. Wu Meiniang knew about this, so she cut off their limbs first. , threw it into a wine vat and tortured him to death... wow, I'm so angry when I say this, Ben Gong wants to take revenge again!"
The three of them gave Little Loli a blank look together: "Hey, you call yourself Queen Wang, but you actually learned about your past life from the TV series? Where are your own memories?"
"Mengma also said just now that Ben Gong's current memories are all fake. Since they are all fake, the memory is not as reliable as the TV series. People can watch TV series seriously, and those plots are all memorized. Hey, hey, Wu Meiniang, Concubine Xiao Shu, you two stinky women who are mad, it is you who killed Ben Gong, come and accept your life." Little Loli angrily stared at the two tigresses.
Everyone: "..."
"Although I know what era it is, I don't know what it means for us to enter here." Li Hui frowned and said, "How to break this dream and return to reality, I still don't know anything."
"Let's take a step by step, we can't stay in this firewood room all the time, we have to go out to find clues to break the formation." Wu Meiqi handed the armor that was taken off the guard just now to Little Loli: "There must be many outside. Guard, it's very unsafe, you put on your armor."
"For Ben Gong?" Queen Wang pointed to her nose: "Why did you kindly give the armor to Ben Gong?"
"Isn't this nonsense?" Wu Meiqi hummed: "Everyone else is an adult, and if you can protect yourself, even if something happens, you deserve it, you can't blame others, but you are still young and a child. ."
"Nonsense, this palace is the main palace queen of Emperor Gaozong Li Zhi of the Tang Dynasty, and the mother is the world, not a child."
"Boom!" Wu Meiqi put the heavy golden armor on the little Loli, and the little Loli's body sank suddenly, almost fell to the ground, and she managed to stabilize her figure, only the upper body armor, Covered her whole body.
"Very good, that's it, at least not afraid of cold arrows." Wu Meiqi said: "Go, let's leave the firewood room and go out to find the customs clearance route."
"Ugh... I can't walk..." Little Loli said with a bitter face, "It's so heavy!"
This year's armor can only weigh dozens of pounds, so how can an eight-and-a-half-year-old Loli bear it.
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