The Former Wife Came to the Door

PS: Both the monthly ticket list and the blade list have fallen, and I can't be the second child of ten thousand years, help!

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[-]:[-] AM, regular update

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Li Hui was sweating profusely. Well, he was exposed. The policewomen didn't come sooner or later, but they came here when he was pretending to be aggressive.

Zhou Yijing jumped up angrily: "I call you a trickster all day long! My sister doesn't tell you the tricks, but she wants to trick Xuanzi, what do you mean? What do you want to do to Xuanzi, you crazy villain?"

"No, no, I didn't want to do anything." Li Hui sweated profusely, "It's just a habit of asking for credit."

"Go to hell!" Zhou Yijing turned around and took out a badminton racket from behind the sofa, and swung it at Li Hui as a murder weapon.

"Wow, this thing will kill people!" Li Hui yelled and dodged to the side, and the badminton racket swung empty, almost hitting a decorative vase placed behind.

"You won't beat people to death, don't talk nonsense." Zhou Yijing shouted angrily: "Oh, I almost hit a vase. If I break the furniture at home just to deal with a villain like you, it will be a big loss! .”

"Huh? Isn't this my home? Are you afraid of breaking my furniture?" Li Hui was amazed.

"Although it's your home, it's my sister and I living here, so it's also our home." Zhou Yijing said as a matter of course: "Of course I don't want to break my furniture. You should think about it yourself. In order to prevent me from breaking the furniture, Don't hide here and there, wouldn't it be nice to be beaten frankly?"

"I don't want it!" Li Hui quickly ran away, shouting as he ran, "I am your brother-in-law, and I am your elder. Which house have you ever seen a younger generation chasing an elder and beating it? Put down the murder weapon in your hand." , otherwise, don't blame me, an elder, for showing the majesty of an elder."

"Nonsense! I've never seen an elder molesting a good friend of a younger generation." Zhou Yijing chased after her with a badminton racket, but she was afraid of breaking the furniture, and she dared not use the strength in her hands. With Li Hui.

The two were jumping up and down in the living room, neither of them loved the other.Li Hui suddenly yelled: "Hey, I said Yijing, is it appropriate for you to chase me like this? Xuanzi himself didn't express his opinion. How about it? If Xuanzi is really mad at me for asking for credit Now, I will stop and let you hit me. If Xuanzi himself says it's okay, why are you chasing me and hitting me?"

Zhou Yijing thought about it carefully, huh?It seems that this is indeed the case, first listen to what Xuanzi has to say.

She stopped and said to Takeda Xuanzi angrily: "Xuanzi, are you mad by this villain? I haven't spoken for a while! Don't worry, I will do justice for the sky and help you out. He gave you back the touch you just had."

Two crystal clear tears hung from the corners of Takeda Xuanko's eyes.

Zhou Yijing said angrily: "Look, I really cried out of anger!"

Li Hui couldn't help sweating profusely, thinking: Wow, how could you cry out of anger over such a small matter?Japanese women are really not strong enough.

No, I can't let her cry and cry like this, and then treat me like a scumbag.

A truly great man must have enough wisdom to resolve such a crisis. What should he do when the routine fails?Of course it's a new routine!Don't be cowardly, just do it, give her a positive confrontation, and talk sweetly!Go!

Li Hui shouted: "Slow down! Xuanzi, please read this little book carefully. This is the detailed history of the incident recorded by the police."

As soon as Li Hui shook his hand, the small book with a red cover was thrown into Xuanzi's hand, and then he said solemnly: "Xuanzi, I did not climb up the Jinjin Mountain to hunt down the criminals, but to dig matsutake! In the process of digging matsutake When I got on the gangsters, I had to fight fiercely with transnational criminals. There were hundreds of enemies, and they were armed with weapons such as AK47 and grenades. I still thought that the purpose of this trip was to dig matsutake for my Japanese girl at home, and I had to bring her some souvenirs back home, so I was digging matsutake while having a fierce gun battle with the gangsters!"

A lot of lies came out of the mouth, Li Hui lied without even blinking his brows, and his tone was so sincere that even Zhou Yijing was a little skeptical: This guy is really digging matsutake while fighting a war, right?Only a person with a lot of shit can do it?

Li Hui said: "I know you are doubting, but what is there to doubt? There is a song I don't know if you have heard it. In the Three Kingdoms era, there was a wonderful dance. It is very comfortable. Its inventor is the tall Lu Bu, it is said that he can dance while riding a horse, and change clothes at the same time..."

He sang a few words casually, and then said seriously: "Look, Lu Bu can dance while riding a horse and change clothes at the same time, which proves that multitasking is completely possible. My uncle is just like Lu Bu, who can dig matsutake while fighting Even if the AK47 shoots, even if the grenade is thrown over to blow me up, I am fighting bloody, and at the same time, holding my small shovel, shoveling and shoveling in the mud... digging out matsutake, that picture is so beautiful! I know you Can't imagine it at all."

"Pfft!" Zhou Yijing almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

A true warrior dares to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood, dare to say that the dead are alive, dare to say that there is nothing, the brain must be flexible, the skin must be thick, and the mouth must be poisonous. Creed, in order to embark on the broad road.

This is the legendary - diaosi creed!

Ten thousand times more powerful than Assassin's Creed!

"Xuanzi!" Zhou Yijing screamed, "Wake up, don't be fooled by such a simple lie, how foolish people would believe it."

After she yelled, she realized that something was wrong, and Takeda Xuanzi's mouth couldn't help but opened wide: "Ah? Is that so? I... I actually doubted Hui-chan for a moment just now, ah, I'm such an outrageous woman." "So, the tears in her eyes turned bad, the tears that were just out of anger just now suddenly turned into tears of emotion again.

"Ahhh, Xuanzi, don't trust him." Zhou Yijing screamed, "Why would you be deceived like this?"

"I'm not lying." Li Hui had a hearty smile on his face: "There are no other advantages of me, the biggest advantage is sincerity."

"Yeah, I don't think Hui-chan is someone who wants to lie and deceive people." Takeda Xuanzi also said seriously: "Look, Hui-chan did fight against bandits in Kunjinshan, and it's clearly written in this little book. It's clear, and he also dug the matsutake back, so it seems that he is indeed digging the matsutake while fighting, isn't this true?"

"Ahhh!" Zhou Yi was rolling over in silence, "I don't care anymore, I don't care anymore! Xuanzi, you trust others so easily, you will be sold to Africa sooner or later..."

Author's message:

PS: Once the book is long, there will be fewer friends chasing updates, rewards, recommendation tickets, monthly tickets, and blades will all start to decrease. Sure enough, a book should not be written for too long!Alright, let’s go all out and update the book that was completed in one year and write it in half a year!Save a wave of new books in the second half of the year!

Thanks: Baopiqi rewarded 10000, Origami Dashi rewarded 5000, and I don’t understand and rewarded 588. Listening to the wind, Jiyue, and dark fat times, it’s really lazy. . , mmmmmmm alkyne, BT gentleman, Bai Qing, sincerely convinced. . . 100

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"Okay, stop messing around, let's have dinner." Zhou Yiwen put the food on the coffee table, and said with a smile, "Ah Hui has been out for half a month, so he must be exhausted, and he needs to rest well tonight."

Li Hui dashed to her side, bit her ear and said, "I don't want to have a good rest, I just don't want to have a good rest, hehehe!"

Of course Zhou Yiwen knew what this guy meant, she blushed and gave him a blank look, but she didn't object or protest, that was clearly her acquiescence.

Everyone sat down around the coffee table and began to eat.

Takeda Xuanzi said: "Since Hui-chan is back, there is no need for my men to protect this place. I should probably move back to the hotel."

"Hey?" Zhou Yijing sweated profusely: "No! Xuanzi, if you move back, wouldn't I have to sleep alone again? No! You just stay. What's so good about a hotel? It's cold and homeless. Isn't it good that you live here and play with me every day?"

Takeda Xuanzi said in a low voice: "Actually, I think so too, but...I'm bothering your sister Hehui sauce too much here. With me alone, the cost of food, water and electricity will increase a lot, won't it? ?”