The Former Wife Came to the Door

Li Hui said solemnly: "If I said that I have the desire to defecate now and think of squatting in a grave next to the bushes, would you kill me?"

Zhao Chunv said seriously: "Yes!"

"Okay, then I don't want to have a bowel movement, but I'm just a little scared." Li Hui pointed to the outside of the valley and said, "I have a feeling that if I step out of this valley, I will shit!"

Zhao Chunv frowned, and was about to protest, when suddenly, the time and space around her seemed to freeze, and all the policewomen following behind her suddenly stopped moving, as if time had paused.But the surrounding flowers and trees were still swaying in the wind, and the butterflies were also flying. In other words, time did not stop, only everyone froze.

Zhao Chunv was startled, not understanding what happened, she quickly grabbed Li Hui's hand and shook it vigorously, only to see that Li Hui was also in a frozen state.

Even though she was a lone heroine, she was stunned by this weird scene at this moment, and didn't know what to do for a while.

At this moment, a golden light suddenly flashed in front of her. An old man wearing Taoist robes and looking like a fairy suddenly stood in front of her with a whisk in his hand. The old man smiled and said, "Zhao Tanyue, old Nanai!" It's Taibai Jinxing! I just cast a hold spell to freeze your friends, please don't take offense."

Author's message:

PS: I recommend a novel "Reborn as Tom Cat" written by a friend, which is the Tom cat in Tom and Jamie, okay!Very amazing idea, everyone can try it.

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At 2:1 on February 0st, the first update!

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The fairy Taibai Jinxing had just finished speaking pretentiously when he heard a soft "poof", and the ancient sword in Zhao Chunv's hand pierced straight into his chest...

"I'll wipe it!" Taibai Jinxing was taken aback. Fortunately, the gods and spirits can't hurt him with mortal weapons, but this sword scared him so much that he screamed, "Zhao Tanyue, why did you strike so hard when we first met?" ?”

Zhao Chunv sternly said: "Where is the monster, dare to pretend to be Taibai Jinxing? What have you done to my friends? Remove your obscene spell quickly."

"Hey? Where is my spell dirty? Isn't this just a hold spell?" Taibai Jinxing sweated profusely.

"The immobilization technique is not obscene enough?" Zhao Chunv said angrily, "What are you trying to do by immobilizing the nine policewomen? Stop it, you shameless old man."

Taibai Jinxing was sweating profusely, and didn't know how to complain for a while, so he could only scream: "Zhao Tanyue, stop, this old man is here to help you, don't stab me, don't stab me again... Oh, I was wrong , don’t stab it! Although I won’t die, it hurts so much.”

It turned out that during the time of saying a few words just now, the sword in Zhao Chunv's hand was still slashing at him, stabbing dozens of transparent holes in him in an instant, and Taibai Jinxing was also miserable, so I had to hurry beg for mercy.

Zhao Chunv saw that this guy seemed to be really undead, but she stopped stabbing again, looked at him suspiciously and said, "You said you came to help us?"

"Yes!" The old man breathed a sigh of relief, fearing that Zhao Chunv would stab her again, he had no choice but to step back and say, "I came here to save your lives. If Li Hui is allowed to walk out of the valley mouth, he will He will die immediately. Once he dies, the female policemen will also lose their backbone, and they will all die here. Maybe you are the only one who can break out of the encirclement with superb martial arts because you are not involved in this fate, but Li Hui None of them and the twelve policewomen can escape."

Zhao Chunv was slightly startled: "Why do you say that?"

The old man let out a long sigh and said: "Because I have experienced the reincarnation of hundreds of generations with His Majesty, I have seen through the past and the future!" He looks like a good guy, but for some reason, after he became like this, Zhao Chunv felt that he looked a lot more real and more trustworthy.

She immediately remembered the person Li Hui had mentioned to her, and couldn't help but blurt out: "32 Father-in-Law?"

The old eunuch saluted respectfully: "It is the old slave! Of course, the name 32 Eunuch is just a nickname given to me by His Majesty. The name I am really known to the world is Zhu Sheng. Thousands of years ago, Feng After the battle between the gods, His Majesty set himself on fire in the Tower of Stars after his defeat, and the old slave accompanied His Majesty into the sea of ​​flames, and died with the Lord. After his death, Jiang Ziya was listed in the list of gods because of his loyalty, and he was named a widowed star and ranked among the immortals."

Although Zhao Chunv grew up in the mountains, she had read "Fengshen Yanyi" anyway, and although she had no impression of the name Zhu Sheng, she finally remembered who he was after hearing him talk about self-immolation in the Zhaixing Tower and death with the Lord. Who couldn't help being surprised and said: "So that's how it is! Then, you came here suddenly, and even used the freeze technique to fix them, what exactly are you trying to say?"

32 The father-in-law sighed: "I just want to remind you that the name of this valley is Kunjin Mountain Cage Valley. Hundreds of years ago, one of Li Hui's previous lives was named Yang Zongbao, who was surrounded by enemy troops here. The army broke through and rushed out of the valley, but was ambushed by the enemy and shot to death by the enemy's random arrows... After his death, Tianbo Mansion lost its backbone, Mu Guiying took command, and the twelve widows marched westward. Climb to the top of the mountain in Hulang Gorge to observe the enemy's situation, but was shot to death by the enemy's random arrows... This pair of heroic couples who are famous all over the world died tragically like this, which makes people feel sad."

When Zhao Chunv heard this, she couldn't help gasping: "You mean, Li Hui has come to the land of destiny again. If he walks out of this valley, the old things will repeat itself?"

"Exactly!" Eunuch 32 said seriously, "Not far ahead, the mountain that Mu Huiying is climbing is Hulang Gorge. When she climbs to the top of the mountain, it will be the time for her heroic sacrifice."

Zhao Chunv was taken aback: "Why did you tell me such an important matter? Why didn't you tell Li Hui directly?"

32 The father-in-law smiled bitterly: "I can't interfere with his affairs! Because I didn't reincarnate with Your Majesty in this life, now I am a god, and gods can't directly interfere with the fate of mortals, and I can't directly interfere with your majesty's fate, only through the side Use force. Moreover, His Majesty's sanity is blocked by the wheel of fate, even if I told him about the previous life against the rules of heaven, he would not be able to remember or listen to him, so I can only find you."

Zhao Chunv couldn't help sweating profusely: "Then what can I do?"

"You have it!" The 32 father-in-law's figure suddenly faded away, becoming like a shadow of nothingness: "This old slave can only help here, and I don't know what to do. I'm just a good-for-nothing eunuch , who knows nothing but flattering, so I have to ask Ms. Zhao to work harder..."

After saying this, the 32nd father-in-law disappeared, and the nine policewomen who were immobilized moved at the same time, Li Hui also moved, but although he could move, he still didn't move, frowning and looking at the valley in front of him , said melancholy: "I always feel that I shouldn't go out, as if I would shit if I go out! But the gunshots of Miss Mu's battle with the enemy are not far ahead, so I should hurry out of the valley to help her, huh? How strange! Should I go out or should I go out?"

He was talking to himself, hesitating, his intuition was reminding him not to move forward, but the gunshots from afar kept urging him to save Mu Huiying, Li Hui finally felt that saving the girl was the most important thing , took a big step, and was about to go out of the valley, but just as he took a step, he felt that he was being held by someone, and when he turned his head, he saw Zhao Chunv's hand.

"Wow, Miss Zhao, what are you pulling me for?" Li Hui wondered.

"You can't go out from here!" Maiden Zhao said solemnly: "If you go out like this, you will shit. The enemy has set up an ambush outside the valley, just waiting for you to step out. Once you go out, you will be shot to death. This book The novel is coming to an end."

"Wow?" Li Hui was amazed: "Miss Zhao, isn't your profession a heroine? When did you change your job to become a fortune teller?"

Zhao Chunv sweated profusely: "I'm not a fortune teller."

"Then why are you talking such ridiculous things?" Li Hui narrowed his eyes, and said with a chuckle, "I see, do you have a master's intuition and feel that there are many villains ambushing me outside?"

Zhao Chunv didn't know how to lie, but she didn't expect Li Hui to think of a reason for her, and she said happily: "Exactly, this girl, with the skill of listening to the wind and distinguishing weapons trained in the mountains, listens There's an ambush waiting for you outside the valley, you're going to shit when you get out."

Author's message:

PS: The PS to be written today is a bit long, and I can’t fit it here, so I moved it to the back and opened a single chapter, and I will trouble you to read it by turning another page.

February is here!

New month, new atmosphere!Today, my father-in-law is going to use a gorgeous 14th update to kick off the prologue of February, so I ask you if you are afraid!Now go to bed first, the outbreak will start at nine o'clock in the morning, every hour until nine o'clock in the evening!

For such a gorgeous outbreak, you can ask for a blade, haha!Guaranteed blades will be refreshed soon, so the father-in-law first asks for a wave of guaranteed blades, guaranteed recommendation tickets, so that we can stand at the front of the list from the beginning of February, don’t you roar?

In addition, my father-in-law's new book has been updated in a very low-key way. If friends can vote for my father-in-law's new book with guaranteed monthly tickets, and help my father-in-law's new book to rank on the new book monthly vote list, I will be grateful.Of course, I also know that it is very troublesome to do so. In fact, many book friends are too lazy to take care of the new book, and still vote for this book. If... half of the book friends are willing to help vote for the new book... Thank you!Solemn thanks!

The name of the new book is "Even if I Become a Treasure Chest Monster, I Want to Fall in Love". If nothing else, I just want to be on the new book monthly ticket list.

By the way, don't vote for new books!

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