The Former Wife Came to the Door

In fact, Li Hui is also frightened now. He originally just wanted to make Meng Jiangnu cry and scare Taibaijinxing out. He casually copied Xingye's lines and tried it, thinking that there would be a small earthquake as usual. It's enough to scare the neighbors, the ghost knows that Meng Jiangnu will be moved to this point, if the Earth Lord really can't hold it, everyone will finish playing together...

"Hurry up and stop her, help!" Tai Jinxing hugged Li Hui's thigh and shook wildly: "Quick!"

This Nima, how can I stop a moving woman from being moved?This is quite a complicated question!Immediately beat her up?No, it might make her cry, and things are just as tricky.Tell her immediately that you lied to her just now?No, maybe she will cry in anger, and Earth Lord will still have to explode.Affectionately kiss up?No, this might make the shock even more terrifying.

Up to now, I can only use a trick, the greatest trick in the legend!

The mortal enemy of all chicken soup for the soul!

One word destroys the small freshness!

Li Hui is worthy of being an editor of a magazine, an intellectual, and an elite Internet joker. In just a short moment, he thought up his lines, quickly put his hands on Meng Jiangnu's shoulders, and continued with what he said just now: "If you have to do it here If Duan Ai adds a deadline, I hope it will be 1 years minus five plus three minus four plus nine minus two plus 120 five minus 730 five plus 430 two minus one thousand seven hundred and nine plus four thousand three hundred and two minus 150 eight... ... May I ask what the final result is?"

"Push!" Wu Meiqi and Xiao Feifei fell to the ground spurting blood.

Meng Jiangnu's moving mood disappeared in an instant, and she said with a dazed expression: "This... Xiang Gong... Your question is so difficult, and your concubine is a country fool, so you can't count it."

Earth Jun's violent heartbeat finally stopped. It was safe. The people from the China Earthquake Administration breathed a sigh of relief. The United States Earthquake Administration finally returned to the house. The camels in the desert crouched down again, and the polar bears began to catch fish and eat. The Antarctic Penguin sneered and dived underwater.

"Phew!" Taibaijinxing let out a long sigh of relief: "I'm scared to death."

"Huh! It scared me to death too." Li Hui patted his chest: "Damn, I won't play such advanced summoning magic next time..."

Taibaijinxing said with a sad face: "Uncle Li, next time you have something to say, you can shout at the sky, and the old man promises to arrive immediately. You must not play so much. In other words, what is the matter with you looking for the old man?"

Li Hui spread his hands and said, "I'm too lazy to say it, you can do the math yourself."

"Then, wait for the old man to figure it out..." Taibaijinxing took out his mobile phone and opened a website called Happy Booker...

"Is this your finger-pointing calculation?" Li Hui kicked Taibaijinxing into the corner of the room. .

After a while, the white-bearded old man finally finished reading the summary of the previous situation, and walked in the living room with a confused expression: "It's not right, it's a little bit wrong."

"Oh? Old man, you are a god, what else could be wrong?" Li Hui said, "Be honest, which guy from more than 1000 years ago turned into an undead monster and came out to make trouble?"

"It won't be an undead from more than 1000 years ago." Taibai Jinxing said solemnly: "You have to know that if there is an undead who can wander in the world for more than a thousand years, its demon power will be so strong that it is very terrifying... let alone a thousand years Even if it takes 500 years, it will become a very terrifying monster, and it will cause a very huge disaster in the world. It is impossible for the Heavenly Court to let such a thing go free, and sent heavenly soldiers and generals to take it away."

"Could it be that there is no fish that slipped through the net?" Li Hui hummed: "I have serious doubts about the efficiency of your Heavenly Court."

Taibaijinxing shook his white beard: "If he is really a thousand-year-old monster missed by Heaven, you won't be able to come back alive last time. If a monster of that level uses any spell, all three of you will be finished. Even if you With the Yang family spear, do you think you can deal with monsters?"

"Oh? Really?" Li Hui felt that this made sense, so he changed his direction and said, "Could it be that a rich man more than 1000 years ago burned countless sesame oil and paper money before he died, and recharged it to his heart's content?" Member Lv.100 or something, and then the gods opened a small back door for him, so that he didn't have to drink Meng Po soup when he was reincarnated, and he was reincarnated with the resentment of his previous life, and then the gods who took the money gave him He leaked the secret, let him know the identities of Wu Zetian and Concubine Xiao Shu in this life, so he came to the door..."

This sentence obviously touched on the pain point of Tianting. An embarrassed expression flashed on Taibaijinxing's face, and he sweated profusely: "Cai, there are no Xinyue members Lv.100, our Tianting Xinyue members are Lv.10 is full."

"Clam?" Li Hui didn't think that he actually said it right. You guys really have a membership system.He pointed at Wu Meiqi and said, "What level of membership is this guy?"

Taibaijinxing rubbed his hands awkwardly and said, "Wu Tan Yuegui is a Lv.8 member."

Li Hui pointed to his nose again and said, "What about me?"

Taibaijinxing hummed: "You haven't topped up, you're not a member at all, you poor bastard!"

"Where's Xiao Feifei?"

"She hasn't topped up either, she's not a member at all, she's a poor bastard!"

"Where's Meng Jiangnu?"

"Miss Meng doesn't need to recharge, she will give Lv.10 directly, as long as she doesn't cry."

Everyone: "..."

Well, in the end, you can’t reason with an institution like Heavenly Court. First, you have to talk about fists, and then you need to count the money. If you don’t have both, there will be no human rights.Back then, Sun Monkey pointed at Heavenly Court with a golden hoop and said, "Do it for me as an official, if you don't give it, you will make a mess in the Heavenly Palace!" Heavenly Court immediately obediently gave him the title of Monkey King, with a MAX membership level.

Li Hui felt that Sun Monkey was a good example and worth learning from.So he stretched out his hand and pulled Meng Jiangnu to stand beside him. Well, the nuclear weapon is in hand, and now we can negotiate with Tianting: "Go and check, is that BOSS a reincarnated Xinyue member who didn't feed Meng Po Tang, or my wife will cry. already."

"Don't kill yourself, can't I check?" Tai Jinxing took out his mobile phone with a wry smile and made a call: "Hello, Madam Meng? I'm asking you something... Have you been..."

The three people present all work in science and technology magazines and deal with smart devices on mobile phones and computers every day. It is just at a glance that the mobile phone used by Taibaijinxing is actually the red pepper XM dual 4G version, with a market price of 399 yuan.

The three couldn't help shaking their heads and sighing together: "Taibaijinxing, you poor bastard!"

Chapter 41. Be serious about recycling CG

After a few minutes……

Taibaijinxing carefully put away his poor phone, turned around and said, "I have already asked Madam Meng, and she said that no fish slipped through the net, although there were indeed senior Xinyue members who wanted to open the back door, but she still With a hard-working and conscientious work attitude, she blocked all those who tried to go through the back door, and absolutely made everyone drink Meng Po soup when they were reincarnated. After all, this is the meaning of her existence. If people don't drink Meng Po soup. Tang, Madam Meng also has a fart."

"Really?" Li Hui squinted at Taibaijinxing, and suddenly said: "Could it be that everyone is not enough?"

"Yes...cough, there is no such thing at all. No matter how much you recharge, Meng Po soup must be drunk, otherwise the human world will be in chaos." Tai Jinxing put on a serious face: "Heaven will never allow chaos in the human world. , Because if there are no human beings, no one will give us money to burn sesame oil and paper, so... Fundamentally speaking, human society is the foundation for the existence of heaven. Although we are greedy for money, the principle is that we would rather die than yield, kill chickens and get eggs, and resolutely quit. "

"Short said so tragically, you are immortals, and you will never die, of course, I would rather die than give in." Li Hui seriously despised the immortals: "Well, the current situation is that that person is unlikely to be a thousand-year-old monster. , is not a reincarnated mortal who didn't drink Meng Po soup, so why did he know about the previous life? He chased Wu Meiqi and Xiao Feifei with a look of bitter hatred, this is already cheating, you have to give an explanation. "

"I really don't know this old man." Taibaijinxing stroked his white beard: "It's so strange, it seems that I have to pay attention to this matter, maybe there is some big pubic hair! Mmmm, I'll ask you to put that behind-the-scenes BOSS Find it, and call me to see it after you find it, with the knowledge and foresight of the old man, as long as you can see him with your own eyes, you can discover the truth."

"Hey, why didn't you go find him and get rid of him, but asked us to go?" Li Hui was unhappy.

Taibaijinxing said solemnly: "This old man is not a combat-type immortal, nor is he a magic-type immortal! Please forgive the old man for being blunt, except for his mouth, this old man can't do anything."

Everyone: "..."

Li Hui picked up Taibaijinxing and whispered in his ear: "What I said next, I don't want the women to hear, how is the usage of this Three-Life Orb? Give me a manual to play with. "

Taibaijinxing said with a sad face: "There is no instruction manual...this bead is actually...cough, I also picked it up from Kunlun Mountain with no intention of using it. The usage is unknown, and many immortals have studied it and cannot fully understand it. It is an uncontrollable treasure."

"Oh? That's why you gave it to me like garbage, right?"