The Former Wife Came to the Door

Hearing what she said, Li Hui just remembered: Oh hey, I forgot to buy Meng Jiangnu a set of modern clothes to wear. Damn, it's a habit to see her wearing ancient clothes, so I bought her weaving cloth. machine, bought cotton thread, and even bought a few pieces of silk for her to come back to play with, but she has never bought clothes at all. As a man, it is indeed quite unqualified.

Meng Jiangnu was holding a stack of new clothes, her face was both happy and sad: "Ah, thank you two sisters for giving the clothes... But this dress on me was sewn only half a year ago, the so-called new three years, the old three years. After three years of sewing and mending, my clothes can still be worn for eight and a half years. My husband is right not to buy me new clothes. Our family doesn’t even have fields, so how can it be so extravagant and wasteful? Take these clothes and return them to the tailor. ."

Xiao Feifei: "..."

Wu Meiqi: "..."

Seeing the confused expressions of the two "sisters", Meng Jiangnu immediately realized that she had said something wrong, and after thinking hard for a few seconds what she said was wrong, she suddenly woke up: "Oh, I suddenly remembered that the two sisters both have The status, status and family business, the marriage to the husband was also a last resort because he accidentally saw his body. Thinking that a few pieces of clothes are nothing to you, I am too surprised, and I ask the two sisters to forgive me. crime."

"I didn't marry him!" Wu Meiqi and Xiao Feifei almost turned the table at the same time: "Why should we marry such a man?"

"Aren't you going to marry? Then you lived in our house last night, obviously in the same room." Meng Jiangnu's face changed greatly: "Then you are having adultery with Xianggong... If this kind of thing is discovered, Xianggong will At most, you will be accused of a few words, but you will be immersed in a pig cage."

"Puchi!" Wu Meiqi and Xiao Feifei fell to the ground spurting blood, their bodies trembled, and they couldn't get up in a short time.

Chapter 39. I have a way to call him out

"Anyway, let's sort out the information." When he went home in the evening and started to eat around the table, Wu Meiqi said with a cold face: "The enemy is in the dark and we are in the light. After he found out that we didn't call the police, he became more and more arrogant. Now, the big man in black suit under his command is following us blatantly, it's crazy, we should formulate a strategy to find the boss and clean it up as soon as possible."

"That's right, I don't like being followed in and out, and I hate sleeping on the sofa," Li Hui said, "The point is that after you two guys moved into the house, I didn't benefit at all. I didn't change my clothes and forgot to close the door and I broke it. , I did n’t break into the bathroom to forcibly help me rub my back, nor did I sleep in the middle of the night, climbing into my bed ... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Accept? How do you want readers to accept it? Hurry up and clean up the boss and move away!"

The two mothers looked at him with the eyes of an idiot: "Do you think this is a comic or a light novel? Put away your unrealistic delusions, those stupid things can't happen in real life."

"To be reasonable, are we here in reality?" Li Hui spread his hands: "Please find out your identity, if you refuse to take off your clothes to serve readers, you will be hidden by the author sooner or later, you will become invisible, you will become a vase, and you will never again. I can't play. The last time you burst into clothes, the readers got a few CGs, and the gentlemen expressed their satisfaction. Please make persistent efforts and do something to make the readers happy. "

"Go to hell! It's obviously just to make you happy, don't be there for public welfare." The two tigresses turned their heads and ignored him.

Wu Meiqi began to sort out the information in his hand: "Boss seems to have memories of his previous life. He calls me Wu Meiniang and Xiao Feifei as Concubine Xiao Shu, and he writes traditional Chinese characters and uses a brush. The other party is not like an ordinary person in this era, which means... he may be from ancient times..."

Xiao Feifei trembled slightly, and immediately said with a sullen face: "Cough, I don't believe in ghosts, I don't believe at all, there will never be ghosts in this world... right? That's right? Absolutely. No? But...cough, in case, maybe, maybe...in some case...cough...maybe we should go find a monk or a Taoist priest to deal with him. Do you know a monk or a Taoist priest? The one with stronger mana."

"I know a fart!" Wu Meiqi snorted coldly, "It's said that I'm the editor-in-chief of a science and technology magazine, so I don't know those unremarkable things, but you must know them. Go and call a few."

"Damn, my mother is also the editor-in-chief of a science and technology magazine, okay!" Xiao Feifei's tone increased a few times: "I have never believed in ghosts in my life, how could I know a monk and a Taoist priest?"

"Hahahahaha!" Li Hui next to him burst into a burst of smug laughter.

"Laugh at your sister!" The two tigresses turned around together.

Li Hui snorted and said, "Don't attack me first, you should beg me now, I can summon existences that are more powerful than monks and priests, those who specialize in defeating ghosts, those who kill ghosts instantly, and kill all ghosts to the brim Oh, no matter it was more than 1000 years ago or more than 2000 years ago, you have to kneel."

"Oh?" Wu Meiqi squinted, obviously disbelieving.

Xiao Feifei had an expression of surprise on her face, and only barely called "Brother Li".

Li Hui hummed and said, "Tai Jinxing!"

Wu Meiqi's eyes lit up: "Yeah, why have you forgotten this old man, if you can ask him to take action, any monster will only die. But... this old man is not easy to find, he will appear if he wants, but he doesn't want to appear. You really can't find him at that time, the immortals are so capricious."

"Hehehehe..." Li Hui let out a wicked laugh: "I have a way to call Taijinxing out."

"Hey, you Hui, you have a disgusting smile on your face. When I see your face, I want to force the 15 cm long high heel sole into the middle of your face plate." Wu Meiqi was cold. Hum said: "You don't want to use some disgusting method to call him out, right?"

"Hey, I said, the editor-in-chief, even if you are my immediate boss, and you slander me like this, I will sue you for slander." Li Hui said solemnly: "My method of calling Taibaijinxing is very harmonious, it is the world's The most beautiful, the purest, the happiest way."

"Fart, ghosts believe you."

"Okay, what I want is that you don't believe it. If you believe it, how can I pretend to be slapped in the face?" Li Hui hummed: "Now, it's the moment to witness a miracle, and you'll be slapped in the face for a while, don't cry. ."

Wu Meiqi and Xiao Feifei's eyes widened, wanting to see what kind of miracle Li Hui was going to create.

However, Li Hui turned around, held Meng Jiangnu's hand in his palm, and said affectionately: "My dear wife, I suddenly remembered something from our previous life, and when I think of the two of us getting together less often, I feel I'm so sorry, now I have a poem for you."

Meng Jiangnu blinked at Tu Sen's big eyes: "Yeah, Xianggong can also write poetry?"

"Yes! This is a poem based on our story, and its name is "Past Life." Li Hui put on a pretentious expression, and said slowly in an affectionate tone: "There was once a sincere Love is in front of me, but I don't cherish it, I don't regret it until I lose it, if God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that woman, I love you, if I have to be here If there is a time limit added to it, I hope it will be 1 years..."

"Pfft!" Wu Meiqi and Xiao Feifei spurted blood at the same time, what an outdated piece of shit, Nima, in this day and age, it is impossible for anyone to be deceived by the lines of this rotten street.What woman hasn't heard of this?You can't even be funny enough.

However, the two women immediately felt that something was wrong.

Meng Jiangnu froze, just like Fairy Zixia in "Journey to the West" when she heard this for the first time, she couldn't be more moved.

In the vagueness, there was a throbbing from the depths of the earth, as if the earth's heart was beating wildly. He shouted: "Oh, no, this time feels like a precursor to a super earthquake... Everyone, run..."

Meng Jiangnu didn't actually cry. She didn't cry at all, and her shoulders didn't even tremble, but...a crystal teardrop slowly fell from the corner of her eye...Because she was so moved, she didn't even cry. Forgot, but a crazy emotion was brewing in her heart, and she didn't know how powerful this emotion would be when it broke out.Crying down the 800-mile Great Wall is a ball. What she is about to create is the level of crying over 800 planets.

There was chaos in the China Earthquake Administration, and countless brick houses screamed: "Hurry up, issue a nationwide earthquake early warning, a super earthquake is coming."

There is no one in the US Earthquake Administration. Americans cherish their own lives. It is more appropriate to run away before issuing a warning. However, they do not know where to run.

In the deserts of Central Europe, the camels are restlessly moving...

On an iceberg in the Arctic, a polar bear raised its head and howled...

On the ice sheet in Antarctica, King Penguin boarded a spaceship and was about to move to a planet outside the Milky Way. Before leaving, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Create happiness with your heart, no money to play with your mother!"

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Chapter 40, You haven’t recharged at all, you poor

A super earthquake that will shake Earth King is brewing. If Master Xing knew that this big earthquake was caused by a spoof line in his movie, he would definitely cry in the toilet... If the toilet is still intact after the earthquake if.

Even though Wu Meiqi and Xiao Feifei were daring, they were afraid of earthquakes, and the expressions on their faces started to look wrong...

At this moment, a golden light flew in from the sky, entered through the window, and landed in front of Li Hui with a slam. The golden light dissipated, and an old man with a white beard jumped out. Wasn't it Taibaijinxing? He stretched out his arms and hugged him. Sitting on Li Hui's thigh, he shouted: "Master Li Hui, please stop, Heavenly Court is about to be unable to support it. If you have something to say and discuss, you don't want to die at such a young age... If you die, you will really die! "