The Former Wife Came to the Door

She led Meng Jiangnv to the elevator in the fourth building. A group of people crowded the elevator, all of them were scared out of the "aftershock" just now. Seeing Meng Jiangnv's strange dress, many people turned their heads to look at the elevator, waiting to see clearly. After her appearance, those who were a little curious were suddenly stunned. This is obviously a female star who just finished the costume film and went home without removing her makeup. Otherwise, how can ordinary women be so beautiful?

"Ding!" When the elevator arrived, everyone squeezed inside. Li Hui wanted to take Meng Jiangnu to squeeze in too, but seeing that she kept retreating, she refused to follow into the elevator.

"Why don't you go in? Now we have to wait for the next round."

"Concubine... how can you ride in the same car with other men?" Meng Jiangnu shook her head firmly: "That would be too unruly."

Li Hui: "..."

Finally, after everyone was gone, and no one else took the elevator together, the two finally returned home. Meng Jiangnu didn't ask questions about such a strange thing as the elevator, and the husband ordered "Ask less, listen more, and watch more." "It's still working.Classical women should put her husband first, think what her husband thinks, be anxious about her husband's urgency, and resolutely implement her husband's orders without reservation or doubt!

Li Hui let her sit on the fabric sofa in the living room, Meng Jiangnu looked at the sofa left and right, and then exclaimed: "What a good cloth, such a good cloth is not used to make clothes, but used to wrap chairs, this... This...the concubine dare not sit down."

"No matter how good the cloth is, it is still woven. The clothes you are wearing are purely hand-woven, which is natural, environmentally friendly and pollution-free. The price is probably dozens of times more expensive than this sofa." Li Hui said with a wry smile.

"Really?" Meng Jiangnu was overjoyed: "This dress is woven by myself. Since it is very valuable, I will knit more tomorrow and sell it to subsidize the family." Speaking of which, she suddenly thought of something, in the living room After turning around three times, he exclaimed in surprise: "The loom, there is no loom at home... It is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice..."

As he talked, tears were wrapped in the eye frames again: "The house is full of strange things that the concubine can't understand."

TV sets, refrigerators, lamps, telephones, computers, electric kettles... It's strange that she understands these things.

"Cough, don't cry! Forget about weaving." Li Hui smiled bitterly: "My salary is enough to support you, don't think about those things, first get familiar with life in this era before talking about it."

Xianggong ordered not to cry, and then ordered not to weave, and also ordered not to think about those things. Meng Jiangnu had to obediently put aside the questions that filled her mind and said respectfully, "My concubine is according to Xianggong's instructions."

Li Hui finally found an advantage in this unremarkable woman, and that is absolute obedience.No matter what order he gave, whether it was contrary to her own opinion, this woman would obediently answer: "My concubine, but according to the orders of my husband."

What if it was a modern woman?I'm afraid I'll give you back in three or two sentences!

Li Hui's heart suddenly felt a slight agitation and strangeness. By the way, such an obedient woman, this body and appearance, are all of the one-of-a-kind standard.If I order her to take off her clothes and come to serve me, will she also say "concubine, but according to the instructions of the husband", and then undress and let me pose in eighteen shapes?

Li Hui is not a virgin who has not experienced the world. He had a girlfriend during his college days, and he and his girlfriend had enjoyed the love of fish and water for a long time. Of course, the final outcome was to graduate and break up peacefully.Everyone divided things, and since then, I haven't tasted the taste of a woman for many years.

Now that the beauty is present, and this woman is easy to succeed, her lower abdomen can't help but heat up.Fortunately, my forehead woke up: I am not a humanoid bulldozer. Facing a strange woman who claimed to be my wife in my previous life, without even the slightest emotional foundation, Qingtian Bairi directly ordered to look like eighteen, is this really okay?no!At least chat for a while to cultivate the atmosphere, wait until the dead of night and ask her to put on a [Wow] posture, use the [Wow] method to serve me, and then I will send her [Wow], then [Wow], Then [woo], and finally [woo]...

Damn, I'm thinking about it again.Why are all the pictures I imagined in my mind not suitable for good children to see, and must be [wow]?Li Hui pulled his thoughts back to the normal plane: "Are you hungry? Let me cook."

Open the refrigerator door, there are still a few eggs, a few pounds of pork, and the vegetables I bought yesterday, all of which are still fresh. There are oil, salt, sauce and vinegar side by side in the kitchen, and all the kitchen utensils are still complete, starting from renting a room in the university. The independent life of his family has long allowed him to practice a decent cooking skill. Cooking meals for two people is a trivial matter.

"Ms. Xianggong is going to cook?" Meng Jiangnu seemed stunned, she rushed over and snatched the eggs and vegetables from Li Hui's hand: "Cooking is a woman's business, how dare you do it, please give it to him. Do it yourself."

"Cough, but... do you know how to make these kinds of dishes?" Li Hui pointed to the potatoes, tomatoes, and green peppers that she had snatched away... If he remembered correctly, these kinds of dishes were introduced to China in the Ming Dynasty. Yes, in the era Meng Jiangnu lived in, there were no such things at all. It would be strange if she could do it.

Sure enough, Meng Jiangnu carefully looked at the vegetables in her hands, and her whole body froze as if it was petrified. After a long time, she suddenly knelt on the ground limply, with her hands on the ground, she bent forward in frustration, and said weakly: " The concubine is incompetent...I can't even see what these dishes are, it's just like the five grains! I can't cook for the husband... Xianggong, please don't be angry, don't let the concubine go... woo …”

The house began to shake, and the neighbors screamed from the window: "Aftershocks! Aftershocks!"

I rub, don't you just don't know potatoes and tomatoes?Don't meow me with an earthquake for such an inexplicable reason!If I, Li, were buried and killed by the earthquake, and when I went to the underworld to report, Lord Yama asked me about the cause of death, and I told him, "Because my wife didn't know potatoes and tomatoes, she cried out and buried me in the earthquake." Lord Yama would definitely die of laughter. .

Then I will be hated by all the little ghosts in the underworld for killing Lord Yama, and whether I can get out of the underworld alive is a question.

In other words, it seems that people who go to the underworld are already dead, and it is not necessary to come out alive.

Li Hui elongated his face and solemnly ordered word by word, "No! Right! Cry!"

Chapter 4. What is a tiger?

Meng Jiangnu stood bewildered behind Li Hui and watched him handle the "vegetables he had never seen before". She watched it very carefully, and she carefully studied the washing, pruning, peeling, chopping, and frying of every type of vegetable. , Of course, the rice cooker, which is against the sky, scared her a lot, but she immediately asked Li Hui how to use the rice cooker with the most modest attitude, and in a very short time, she memorized it by rote. What is the use of several buttons on the rice cooker.

As for the faucet that can be turned out with a twist, the white rice, the refrigerator that can ensure that the food is not spoiled, the range hood and other novel and strange things, she observed and studied with a religious attitude. Fortunately, Her IQ is not low, and these things are not too difficult to understand, and she quickly reached the level of basic kitchen basics.

"In this era of Xianggong's reincarnation, cooking seems to be a lot more convenient. You don't need to carry water, chop wood, start a fire, and you don't have to worry about the smoke from the stove being poured into the house, and there is a large box for storing unfinished food... It's really amazing." Meng Jiangnu clapped her hands happily: "My concubine was so happy that she almost cried."

"Don't cry!" You cry when you're sad, cry when you're happy, and when you cry, there will be an earthquake. Do you want someone else to live?Li Hui reluctantly ordered: "No matter what the situation is, you are absolutely not allowed to cry."

"Concubine, but according to the orders of the minister."

"Bring the food into the living room and put it on the coffee table!" Li Hui ordered.

"Concubine, but according to the orders of the minister."

Meng Jiangnu hurriedly picked up the plate, and the "exquisite porcelain plate" made her gasp in admiration: "What a beautiful plate, my husband, isn't our family so poor that we can't even afford land? Such a good treasured porcelain plate is Where did it come from? Could it be passed down from the ancestors? If you present this treasure to the king, maybe you will reward us with a piece of land."

You darn baby porcelain plate, this thing is the product that squirts out of the production line. It costs ten yuan in the supermarket. If you encounter a discount, you can buy it for seven yuan. If this plate can be exchanged for one piece in Shuangqing City Tian, ​​that's really the opposite.Li Hui smiled bitterly: "Don't be stupid, eat more and talk less."

Xianggong gave the order, of course Meng Jiangnu obeyed unconditionally. She honestly took a mouthful of rice and covered her mouth. Confucius said, "No words when eating, no words when sleeping." She is a good wife who observes the rituals. Be nice.

Five yuan a pound of northeastern rice is fragrant. Meng Jiangnu used to eat rough stalked rice. She had never eaten such a good thing. She couldn't help being a little stunned. You are still doing long-term work for the landlord's family, how can you afford such good food?But she no longer dared to ask random questions, and she kept her head full of question marks. It was really hard.

The sun finally set on the horizon. In this spring season, the night still came quickly, and the house became dark. In ancient times, the sun rose, and the sun died. Meng Jiangnu looked at the sky outside, and felt that it was time to finish eating. When it was time to sleep, his face flushed red.Although the man beside her is her husband, and sleeping with him is also what it should be, but the two of them were not able to have the same room in the previous life. The newly married husband was arrested to repair the Great Wall and died of exhaustion. She is still a virgin, and she saw the bridal chamber. The time is almost up... how can you not be ashamed?

Li Hui turned on the lights at will, three rows and five columns of spotlights on the ceiling, a total of fifteen energy-saving light bulbs lit at the same time.Meng Jiangnu was facing the dim light and was so ashamed that she was dying of shame. Suddenly, the light was so bright that she almost threw the bowl in her hand.

"What are you doing again?" Li Hui asked angrily seeing her startled look.

"No... What's wrong with my concubine... Xiang Gong, isn't our family very poor? It's too expensive to light [-] lamps at a time. Just keep one and blow out the rest."

Are you Grandet?Is it Grandet?Must be Grandet, right?This beauty's skin is just a fake, you must be that guy from Grandet in disguise?It's the miser who couldn't swallow when he saw two lights in his house before he died. Would you like to take off his clothes to confirm?

Li Hui hummed: "These lights are switched on and off, either all on or off."

"Then...then it's better to close it all." Meng Jiangnu stammered: "Anyway, after dinner...it's time for bed...sleep time."

Li Hui looked at his watch, it was only after seven o'clock in the evening, so he had a good night's sleep.He then thought about it, maybe Meng Jiangnu was a little tired from traveling through time and space. After all, people followed Taibaijinxing from the Qin Dynasty to heaven, then from heaven to the underworld to check the reincarnation records, and then from the underworld to the world to find him, also known as With the words "Fashioned and Dusty", it is also necessary to want to go to bed earlier.

Li Hui finished eating in two bites: "I'll go to help you prepare a place to sleep."

In theory, there is no need to prepare for this, drag her to his big bed, order her to do this, then that, [Wow], and then [Wow]... Damn, why did it start again?If you keep going like this, you will be treated as water by the readers, and the editor will come to the author with a glove to talk to the author, please don't "wow" any more, okay?