The Former Wife Came to the Door

People with a sense of justice, catching human traffickers is going to beat them to death, especially these days the power of the Lolita Guardian Knights is extremely powerful, and everywhere covered by the sky is the battlefield of the Lolita Guardian Knights. Li's scoundrel broke two legs at least, and broke three legs at worst!

He felt that a dozen big men were about to rush over on the spot to impose justice on him!

You looked around, and sure enough, you saw several passers-by rushing over, and the iron fist of justice was coming.

Li Hui screamed, put the change into the little lolita's hand, and ran away: "MDZZ, you are mistaken, I am not a human trafficker, I just want to give her money to buy buns to eat."

"Don't make excuses!" A group of righteous loli guardian knights chased after them and shouted: "stop, damn human trafficker, dare to attack loli, today I will definitely break your leg."

"Stop it, we are allies!" Li Hui yelled, "I am also a member of the Lolita Guardian Knights!"

"Fart! Die!"

"Who is your friendly army!"

"Second Battalion Commander, bring my Italian gun over here..."

"I'm an allied army..."

A large group of people shouted across the street, ran farther and farther, and disappeared in a moment.

Little Lolita looked at the few dollars in change in her hand, then at Li Hui and his group who were running away, and stopped crying: "Huh? Hey? Forget it, let's buy buns first, next time I see that Big Brother, you must thank him properly."

Taking the change that Li Hui gave her, she bounced towards the shop selling steamed stuffed buns, and she sang cheerfully again: "In the Three Kingdoms era, there was a wonderful dance. It’s not comfortable, its inventor is the tall Lu Bu, it is said that he can dance while riding a horse, and change clothes at the same time..."

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Li Hui activated Li Quan's ability, and managed to get rid of the pursuit of the Loli Guardian Knights. He couldn't help but sigh: "Even the friendly army is unreliable these days, alas!"

After spending a lot of time at school, it was time to go to work in the company. Li Hui made a big circle and walked towards China Popular Science Media Group.

When I arrived at the gate of the company, I suddenly found that something was wrong...

Confetti of various colors were sprinkled on the ground, as if some kind of celebration was held here not long ago. On the street opposite the main entrance of the company, a long banner was actually pulled up, with the words written in big characters on it. : "Miss Hualan, I have loved you for 1 years", surrounded by flowers and balloons, making it look like a festival.

Li Hui sweated profusely: "Damn, what's going on?"

He dashed into the company, and while waiting for the elevator, he heard several editors from other magazines discussing in a low voice: "Wang Shizi is going against the sky, can you do it like this? Make the street so colorful." , won’t the urban management arrest him?”

Another editor said: "It's no wonder that he was arrested. With his financial resources, the city management and so on should have been settled long ago."

"Tsk tsk, who is Hua Lan?"

"It's the editor of "New Technology Era". She looks really pretty." Another editor said: "I just don't know what kind of relationship I have with the handsome Hua Nan, I feel like a brother and sister."

Li Hui couldn't help sweating profusely when he heard this: brothers and sisters are ghosts, so they are alone, okay?You bastards!It turns out that Wang Shizi is pursuing Huanan fiercely. It seems that I went to elementary school and missed the most exciting drama during the morning work time. I don’t know how the situation is now?

Li Hui quickly squeezed into the elevator and came to the editorial office on the eighth floor.

The entrance of the editorial department is full of flowers, and the long corridor is also full of flowers. It is like a sea of ​​flowers. All kinds of strange flower scents are constantly drilled into his nose. Li Hui can't help sweating profusely. Look, Hua Nan is wearing women's clothes, she looks very beautiful, sitting behind a desk decorated with a lot of flowers, the flowers reflect her beautiful face, the flowers and her face become more beautiful, but her face is full of With a wry smile, he tapped on the keyboard helplessly, looking a little sluggish.

Li Hui walked over with a smile, his seat was next to Hua Nan, and he sat down side by side with Hua Nan: "Oh, handsome Hua, it seems that you had a very exciting morning .”

When Hua Nan saw Li Hui coming, joy flashed in his eyes, but he quickly covered it up and asked, "Why are you here so late today?"

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PS: I have already said that I am a friendly army, but the FFF regiment still keeps burning me, it is crazy!Can't you turn the happy coins that burned me into blades and throw them at me?It's all about death anyway, I think it's better to be cut to death by a knife than to be burned to death...

PS: Huh?Did I say something weird just now?

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Hua Nan didn't know why, the moment she saw Li Hui, she felt a sense of stability in her heart, like a tired soldier who had fought alone for a long time, and suddenly saw the reinforcements coming, the moment of joy made her almost jump into Li Hui's arms Go, fortunately, she is a woman who is good at controlling her emotions, otherwise it would be impossible for her to disguise herself as a man for several months without being spotted.

She concealed her joy, and just asked in a light tone: "You came so late today?"

Li Hui said with a smile: "There is no way, if a person is too handsome, he will be entangled in all kinds of mundane affairs, you know!"

"I don't know shit!" Hua Nan said angrily, "I really don't understand why a person like you has the courage to say that he is handsome."

"Wow, I'll give you 99 points for this wave of complaints, and the remaining 1 point is for fear of your pride, so I keep it." Li Hui smiled and said, "What did the prince do this morning?"

Hua Nan sighed: "During the rush hour in the morning, he put up a banner across the street, shouting loudly that I love Hualan, invited a large group of little lolitas to spread the flowers, and sent someone to distribute red envelopes at the entrance of the company. Just say, 'Bless Wang Shizi to get Hualan's heart as soon as possible', and you can get a red envelope."

Li Hui laughed and said, "It's so funny, you give out red envelopes when you see people? It seems that there are only a few dollars in the red envelopes."

Hua Nan shook his head and said, "Each red packet costs 200 yuan. According to him, this is called pairing, and the red packets must also be distributed in even numbers."

Li Hui's face turned dark immediately, and he screamed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, why didn't I come this morning? Hurry up, call Wang Shizi to send another red envelope, and I want to get 200 yuan too!"

"MDZZ!" Hua Nan was furious, "You really want to wish him my heart?"

After hearing this, Li Hui finally put away his greedy and teasing expression, and thought about it seriously: "Uh, that's right, you don't have a heart at all. Although you look beautiful, you are a man , I only have a pure man's heart, although I don't discriminate against homosexuals, but I will not sincerely bless this kind of love... Uh... Forget it, I don't want the 200 yuan."

Hua Nan couldn't laugh or cry, and couldn't help but sigh inwardly: Damn it, I've recovered my true colors now, yet he still firmly believes that I'm a man!But I can’t blame him. All the male and female colleagues in the office still see me as a man, because the preconceived notion is really terrible, because I appeared in front of them in men’s clothing at first, but now no matter how beautiful I dress up, They all think of me as a hypocrite who can pull out a big penis under her skirt, alas...

After all, it's all the world's fault!If we put the same thing ten years ago, Hua Nan would be recognized as a woman the moment he resumed women's clothing, but now this society is too bullshit, fake women are everywhere, and there are men wearing fancy women's clothing at every turn Putting on a show, making this world gender-neutral.It is no longer possible to accurately describe one's gender based on appearance alone.

It was impossible for Huanan to drag Li Hui to a place where no one was around, and then take off his pants to let him identify the gender, so he had to endure the embarrassment of being treated as a fake mother.

She coughed lightly and said, "Hey, you can't just watch the fun all the time, help me find a way to persuade him to leave."