The Former Wife Came to the Door
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In the peaceful, peaceful and happy Shuangqing City, the great bodyguards in black suits can never wait for a serious bodyguard job...
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Every day, when Li Hui and the girls came home from get off work, they would find a strange creature at home.
This creature was wearing pajamas, lying on the sofa in front of the TV, huddled in a strange posture, staring at the TV, watching the series frantically one after another...
This creature is the goddess Nuwa!
"Hey, I said Sister Nuwa, it's muddy!" One day, Li Hui finally got out of his anger: "Since you don't have to pretend to be Meng Jiangnu, your diligence, kindness and traditional virtues are all lost. Now you have Turned into a strange creature who only knows how to watch TV series, do you know that?"
"I don't have those virtues in the first place. I just pretended to be Meng Jiangnv. I'm so tired of pretending." Nuwa rolled on the sofa and continued to watch the series in a lazy posture: "Since I made up After the sky made man, I was famous for doing nothing and lazily watching the world. Oh, if you don’t believe me, think about it carefully, what else have I done besides mending the sky and making man? A few days ago I pretended to be Meng Jiangnu I'm so exhausted, I'm going to sit on this sofa for 100 years, just take a little rest."
Li Hui thought about it carefully, and suddenly sweated: Yes!This guy Nuwa... Except for mending the sky and creating people, he really did nothing and left no other deeds.
He couldn't help sweating: "In the millions of years since you were born from chaos, have you only done these two things?"
"Exactly!" Nu Wa proudly said: "I'm not bragging, there is no one in this world that is more lazy than me, who has been lying lazily for millions of years, who will give up on me?"
She added: "I was born in chaos, when there were no virtues of men, virtues of women, what a man should do, what a woman should do, what a man should do, what industriousness, bravery, beauty, tenderness, those There are no rules at all! So, what's wrong with me being lazy?"
"Uh, what you said makes sense, but I am speechless." Li Hui sweated: "Well, at least I know why I have proposed to you alone for millions of years!"
"Wow, you have the nerve to say this?" Nuwa protested loudly: "You broke your promise, you clearly promised to marry me to make you handsome, but you ran back to the ancient times and recreated people once, and you were exhausted to death, but you You haven't married me yet! It's a waste of me to make you so handsome! You left me hanging on this sofa and let me live miserably with this sofa."
"That's your own choice! You have to stay on the sofa, and no one can move you." Li Hui said angrily: "And it's not that I don't want to marry you, it's that you don't even bother to get married. Ah, why is the wedding ceremony so troublesome, too lazy to hold a banquet, too lazy to invite relatives and friends, too lazy to wear a wedding dress, too lazy to take pictures... You saved all the steps, and just wanted to become a husband and wife relationship with me, which made you not married. It's a human feeling."
"Oh? That means, if I'm not so lazy, you're still willing to marry me?" Nuwa said happily.
"Of course I do!" Li Hui hummed, "However, you have to be diligent first, at least, you have to put in some effort and take the initiative to do something, don't just lay lazily and wait for others to do it for you. ."
"Then what exactly do you want me to do?" Nu Wa asked curiously.
Li Hui snorted, and suddenly an evil smile appeared on his face: "Sit up and move by yourself!"
"Pfft!" The wives all over the room spewed blood and flew away in a spiral.
"Che, what are you vomiting blood, what are you making a fuss about?" Li Hui hummed to these rare and strange women: "I tell you, it doesn't matter if a woman is lazy in other things, anyway, ordinary things can be handed over to servants. People help you, but it's only about the bed, you can't be lazy at all, because you can't let the maids do it for you... Oh, no, in fact, if the beautiful maids want to do it for you, I'm not unacceptable. , Shall we hire some beautiful maids to come back? Ahem, let's go too far..."
Li Hui said solemnly to Nuwa: "If you can't even move when you sit up, I will die and not marry you!"
"Did you make a mistake, to make such a crazy request." Nu Wa spread her hands: "Forget it, it's so troublesome, don't marry."
"Huh? Are you really not married?" Li Hui asked curiously.
"I really don't want to get married. If it takes so much trouble to get married, I'd better be lazy." Nuwa rolled on the sofa and continued to watch the series with her butt pouted.
"MDZZ! Forget it, this uncle has always been considerate and helpful. Since you're too lazy to move, I'll do it." Li Hui swiped on the ground, threw himself on the sofa, and supported Sister Nuwa, who was pouting. little ass...
"Hey, this is the living room! Did you make a mistake?" The other wives couldn't help sweating profusely.
"Since you are so sick, don't blame us and you're welcome."
The wives killed them in unison...
(End of the book)
No, wait...
The editor girl Amano Chengzi turned to this place, suddenly filled with grief and anger: "Why? Even the bodyguards in black suits have written, but deliberately forgot about me?" She put on the manganese steel alloy gloves with a click: "32 Father-in-law, come here... ..."
"I don't want it!" Father-in-law felt the danger and slipped a few steps back quietly.
"I won't hit you, really!" Amano Orange's face showed a faint, reluctant expression: "This book is finally over, and I can no longer continue to be your editor. Now that I think about it, this half-year Time seems like a dream, and it will pass in a blink of an eye, which makes me a little reluctant, at this moment, I will not hit you."
32 The father-in-law thought about it carefully, and couldn't help but sigh, the time of working with the editor's sister will come to an end today, alas!Melancholy!
He stood blankly, forgetting to move under his feet, remembering those times gone by...
At this moment, Amano Orange suddenly took the opportunity to get closer and waved an iron fist.
"bump!"
32 The father-in-law was punched in the chin, spraying blood and spiraling up to the sky!
Amano Orange blew on his gloves and snorted coldly: "I just lied to you when I said that I won't hit you, lest you run away too fast and I won't be able to catch up! Humph! Don't think that after writing a book, You can leave in a hurry! What about the next book? Start writing it right away, write it right away! Don’t think you can stop before your readers and friends call you to stop and write to me until you die.”
32 The father-in-law fell from the sky and landed in front of the computer desk with a bang, then struggled to put one hand on the edge of the computer desk, supported himself and climbed onto the chair, sat down, and then quickly moved his hands on the keyboard. Beat it up: the new book "My Girlfriend is Long Aotian"...
【End of the book】
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