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Chapter 13. How to climb up without performance

Li Hui walked to his seat, and the little fat Cai Xinzi next to him was answering the phone, foaming from his mouth, as if he was talking vigorously.

Li Hui was too lazy to pay attention to him and sat down safely, but just as his butt fell, Cai Xinzi screamed, put down the phone and jumped up, jumping one meter high, so frightened that Li Hui quickly backed away, motherfucker , What a fart in the office, dance a fart?Neuropathy.

Cai Xinzi shouted like crazy: "Great news, great news, this issue of our magazine... sold 50 more copies than usual, a full 50 copies. The distribution department just made an internal call, It said that it was reprinted, oh my god, it was reprinted, it has not been reprinted for a long time, this time is really a happy event."

All the editors in the whole office can't help but feel refreshed, the sales increase, the printing, which is a good thing for all editors, and the bonus is inevitable.

Li Hui was secretly shocked. The usual sales volume of "Technology Times" magazine is only 100 million copies, but this issue actually sold 50 more copies. Does it mean that the sales volume has increased by 50% directly? This is really strange, if more Selling 5 copies is still within the normal range, but it is not normal to sell 50 more copies.

Wu Meiqi, a tigress, had a rare flash of joy on her face. She beckoned, and Cai Xinzi, like a eunuch, ran over with her tail tucked in between, and flattered like a pug: "The editor-in-chief is looking for me for something? "

"Ask the distribution department why the sales have increased so much." Wu Meiqi ordered.

"Yes!" Cai Xinzi, full of eunuchs, bowed her waist, took out her mobile phone in front of Wu Meiqi, and called the distribution department.

A few minutes later, Cai Xinzi said loudly: "I've asked clearly, the distributor reported that this time the magazine cover girl was too beautiful, and the photo of her wearing an ancient costume but holding the latest mobile phone had a strong visual impact. A lot of magazines are very dazzling, overpowering other magazines of the same kind, so many people who didn't read our magazines couldn't help but buy one... The distribution department suggested that we invite the model to take a few sets of photos , simply use her as the cover of every issue of the magazine in the second half of this year and make a series, and sales will definitely grow steadily."

"Oh?" Wu Meiqi sank his face: "It turned out to be because of that young model, why don't men pay attention to those high-quality scientific and technological articles in magazines? To pay for a young model, then we What are you doing with the hard work of writing articles? What technologies are you introducing? What are you introducing to the rapid development of human beings? The whole magazine uses this woman’s photo, so let’s just change the name of our magazine to “Beauty Photo Album”. None of them are good things, none of them are good things, all of them are not good things…”

The male editors in the office lowered their heads in unison, and some of them even hid under the desk. Whenever Wu Meiqi fired a map cannon, everyone had to take this evasive measure in order not to be accidentally injured.Otherwise, this crazy woman will bite anyone she sees, and anyone who gets bit will be hurt.

Li Hui didn't hide under the table, so he suffered...

"You...it's you...don't pretend you didn't hear it." Wu Meiqi pointed at Li Hui and said loudly, "Come here!"

The map rushed over, and Li Hui seemed to be hit by the Yang Electronics City Breaking Cannon at this moment, and it was as if Sebasta, the god of wind demons, released a huge halo around him, and he could almost hear it. To the sound of his outer armor cracking, the huge energy engulfed him, ahh, he was going to die, he was going to die.

Meow, there are so many male colleagues in the office, why do they arrest me again?

"What's wrong with me?" Li Hui bravely stood up.

The sympathetic eyes of all his colleagues were locked on him again...

Wu Meiqi seemed to have a big "fierce" written on his forehead: "Li Hui, you are quite capable. Just find a young model and sleep with us, and this issue of our magazine will sell 50 copies."

Last time, Li Hui was kicked out of the editor-in-chief's office before he had time to explain. As a result, all the female colleagues in the office regarded him as a class enemy. Ugly-looking female colleagues were fine, but several beautiful female colleagues also used it. Looking at yourself like a scum is really unbearable.

This time, he must seize the opportunity to explain quickly, he said loudly: "Editor-in-chief, and colleagues, please listen to me, the model on this cover has no improper relationship with me at all, and I use personality Guarantee, I have never slept with her, absolutely not, personality guarantee!"

"Coax!" A roar of distrust came from the male colleagues.Personality guarantees are useful, and all male colleagues can use personality guarantees: if the little beauty in the distribution department is willing to kiss them, they will immediately abandon their personality.If the tigress is willing to kiss them... this... this time must pick up the personality.

Wu Meiqi's not-so-good-looking face was even more ugly: "Nenmo still doesn't admit it after sleeping? He gave us a personality guarantee? It's full of routines, where is your sincerity? Where is your sincerity? You are Isn't it irresponsible to eat it clean? You are not afraid that this young model will go to our editorial department to make a scene after you have abandoned it? Then the distribution department, the publishing department, the logistics department and the "Computer News" , "Computer Fan", "Computer World", "Modern Technology", all the magazines in the building came to see your jokes, how did you end?"

Li Hui: "..."

Well, not only was the explanation unsuccessful, but it attracted even colder eyes from the female colleagues. This day is really hard to pass.At this time, the explanation is to cover up, so what if I don't say anything at all, and I just fall asleep?you bite me!Bite it, bite it!Oh, no, male colleagues don't come to bite me, and ugly female colleagues don't come either. Pretty female colleagues line up to bite me.

"I said, the editor-in-chief, did you call me out just to question my personality?"

"Oh, that's not it!" Wu Meiqi's expression began to change to the usual icy coldness, and she said in a businesslike manner: "What I said just now was just a small episode, to express my personal contempt and contempt for humanoid bulldozers, but I called you here to talk about work, not personal."

I wipe, you can't talk about work directly from the beginning?Why do you have to step on my face and then talk about it?Can such a bad taste really get married?In your last life, your husband would run away when he saw you.You are the boss, I can't provoke you, but after I resign one day, I will definitely wait for you in the company parking lot. When you come to pick up the car, I will knock you unconscious with a stick in the back, and then drag it into the car and make it look like eighteen. , and finally take pictures and threaten you not to speak out.

Throwing away the useless fantasy and returning to reality, Li Hui cried and said, "What kind of work?"

Wu Meiqi brought a magazine over, pointed at Meng Jiangnu on the cover, and said, "Go to her again and take a few more sets of photos. All of our magazine's journals this year use her as the cover, as well as supplements and joint issues. Wait, use her for all, and let her take pictures with different technological products in every photo, such as computers, sweeping robots, and pollution-free washing machines... In short, if any technological product is popular, let her take a photo with any gadget, When I made a series, I even thought about the name of the series, and it was called "The Annual Confrontation between Tradition and Technology"."

Li Hui rolled his eyes: "Editor-in-chief, didn't you just scold us men? You also said that instead of doing this, it's better to make the entire magazine into a "Beauty Photo Album", which looks very disgusting, why is it now? …”

Wu Meiqi said coldly: "Contempt is contempt, and sales are sales. In front of sales, all personal likes and dislikes must be put down."

After saying this, she said to Li Hui earnestly: "Why do you think I became the editor-in-chief at such a young age? It is precisely because I can separate public and private very well, if it weren't for our magazine being regulated by the top. Since I have to do the technical content, I will now order it to be changed to "Beauty Photo Album". Well, don't stand here in a daze, quickly find this model, launch your beautiful man offensive, and don't let her be caught by others The magazine has been poached and let us increase sales, I have no intention of working in the position of editor-in-chief for the rest of my life, how can I climb up without performance?"

Li Hui thought to himself: You are indeed Wu Zetian!Although he has been reincarnated and reincarnated as a new person after drinking Meng Po Tang, his spirit and body are completely new, but his disposition to climb up despite everything is still there.

Chapter 14. The Landlord Came to the Door

"Go, hurry up and contact her." After Wu Meiqi finished saying this, she suddenly frowned slightly: "No, I have to go with this matter too."

"Clam?" Li Hui was taken aback: "Editor-in-chief, you don't have to go, I can handle it alone."

"No, this matter is very important. It is related to the sales of the next few issues of the magazine. If she is poached by our nemesis "Modern Technology", our sales will definitely be severely impacted." Wu Meiqi said with a serious face. : "I have to talk to her in person, so that it is convenient to negotiate conditions with her. If you are asked to deal with this matter, you will not have enough authority. Because the price cannot be negotiated, you keep calling me for instructions. more troublesome."

"No, no, I think I can negotiate with her, and the terms and conditions can be easily negotiated." Li Hui quickly said, "You don't need to bother the editor-in-chief about this matter."

"Touch!" Wu Meiqi suddenly slapped the table, scaring all the colleagues in the office to turn their heads again.

"Don't look at your little Ding Ding." Wu Meiqi said these words very loudly. When colleagues heard the word "Little Ding Ding", all the staff showed a spartan state. He was knocked unconscious with a punch in the face, but he still didn't wake up.

Li Hui: "What does this have to do with my little Tintin?"

A gleam of contempt flashed in Wu Meiqi's eyes: "Are you trying to say that you had an affair with her, and you conquered her with a big hanging, so you can definitely talk to her? Hmph! So I It is said that men are stupid creatures, don't think that women are so easily conquered by you, your penis is not as powerful as you think, in the face of money and interests, mere penis is very powerless, she may have been in the last night. I have a tender relationship with you, but today when it comes to cover girl remuneration, if you are not satisfied with the price, I will immediately turn against you."

Li Hui put his head in his hands: "Hey, I said, the editor-in-chief, you are too imaginative. Who else can you give it if you don't give the Oscar Imagination Award? She asked me to take a free photo of the cover picture last time, and , I didn't plan to let her take pictures for free this time, I have to ask for a price."

Isn't this nonsense?Meng Jiangnv's money was equal to what I earned. It's not surprising that I didn't ask for a price, and I had to try my best to raise it. Li Hui despised the tigress in his heart.

Wu Meiqi hummed: "If you take a low-priced photo once or twice, as long as you have a little friendship with you, people will easily agree, but the low-cost photo is for one month, two months, half a year, one year, two years, three years and then again. How? What about being an exclusive model for a magazine at a low price? She will definitely offer a very high price, you don't want to be too graphic, so men, ah, ah... men are all fools."

Open your mouth and close your mouth, and you're going to use the map gun?The editor-in-chief was muddy, and all the male colleagues in the office bowed their heads.

"Let's go!" Wu Meiqi was a very active woman, she left as soon as she said it. She picked up the small satchel with her left hand, grabbed Li Hui's hand with her right hand, and dragged him outside.

"Slow down...I still have something to take..."

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