The author of the previous life's wife came to the door with endless changes
Li Hui is the luckiest person in the world. Every time he is reincarnated, he has married a beautiful wife.
After thousands of years of reincarnation, Li Hui++ has created countless beauties and has become a super humanoid bulldozer with thousands of years of history.
However, this was of no use. As soon as Meng Po Tang drank, he didn't remember anything.
The problem now is that after the reincarnation of Li Hui's previous wives, they came to the door again. Meng Jiangnv, Mu Guiying, Diao Chan, Su Daji, Xi Shi, Wu Zetian, Uesugi Kenshin... Hey, it seems that a strange person has mixed in. man!
In short, this is the story of a humanoid bulldozer and a super-large Shura field (harem) accumulated over thousands of years.
Chapter 1. My wife in my previous life was Meng Jiangnu
The setting sun turned red, and the golden sunlight dragged from the western sky to the eastern horizon, bathing the entire Shuangqing city in a sloping laziness.
Carrying a black briefcase, Li Hui walked out of the company's building. The setting sun shone red on his forehead, there was a layer of fine sweat on it, and there were many wrinkles on the suit.After get off work hours, the company's elevator is really not crowded, and people from all departments sharpen their heads and drill into the elevator.It took a lot of effort for him to win the elevator battle.
Meow, what company in the world has employees sweating in the elevator?Only a shabby company that is too poor to install an elevator has this level.
Of course, working in such a broken company is also beneficial. The little beauty in the distribution department was squeezed into Li Hui's arms twice in the elevator. This is a treatment that can't be enjoyed in a company with a spacious elevator.Li Hui used his personality to ensure that he never took the opportunity to touch, absolutely not!She took the initiative to bump into him and let him touch twice, it had nothing to do with Li Hui's integrity. (serious face)
Going around behind the company building, Li Hui found his own car, which was a Peugeot 307 sedan. The price was not expensive, just over 8 yuan, and he bought it in installments a few days ago.
Not long ago, he bought a 20-square-meter river-view house for 76 years, and bought this car a few days ago. Although he spent all his savings, he now has a house and a car, and is living a well-off life. .He is only 22 years old, and he has come to this point. Life can be said to be smooth and smooth. If you meet a beautiful love at this time, marry a beautiful daughter-in-law and go home, your little life can be declared complete.
"God, come down with a beautiful daughter-in-law." Li Hui made a wish to the sky and stepped on the accelerator.
He stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, the engine hummed, but the car failed to move. Li Hui was greatly surprised. The new car he just bought broke?Not so unlucky.Looking in the rearview mirror, there was an old man with a white beard standing behind the car, putting a finger on the back cover of his car. The car remained motionless.
"Did you make a mistake? Old man, are you so talented? Are you a human or a ghost?" Li Hui turned off the car and got out of the car.Looking up at the sky, the sunset has not yet completely set, and the golden light is scattered all over the ground. This kind of light is the best to exorcise evil spirits. Even if you are a ghost, old man, you have to turn into ashes.
"The old man is an immortal. Taibaijinxing has heard of it, right? He was specially in charge of the lower realms. Back then, when Sun Monkey made trouble, it was the old man who was in charge of the negotiation."
Li Hui didn't believe a word of his nonsense: "Whatever you are, take your finger off, that's my car."
The old man withdrew his finger, Li Hui put his eyes close to the back of the car, there were obvious fingerprint prints on the smooth body, very good, old man, your fingerprints are here, if you are a liar or a robber, this fingerprint print Children are important clues to hunt you down.
The old man shook his white beard and said: "Heavenly Court sent the old man to the lower realm this time, and it came to you to talk about something."
"I'm Sun Monkey?"
"no!"
"Then we have nothing to talk about."
There are so many tricks of deception now, there are lottery wins, court flyers, post office parcels, and suspicion of money laundering.Li Hui said angrily: "Brother is very busy, I don't have time to listen to you. Goodbye." He turned around and wanted to get back to the car. Suddenly, a figure flickered next to him, and a beautiful woman in ancient costume stood in front of him.
The beauty in ancient costume is about seventeen or eighteen years old. She wears a deep dress with a curved skirt. The front of the dress is very long and forms a triangle. It goes around the back first, and then stretches to the front. bring.The whole body is narrow and tight, and the length can be dragged on the ground, which outlines the graceful curves and Pingting posture of women.The collar was opened very low, and the low-necked lining was looming, and the tall, slender, white neck became more and more protruding, making Li Hui confused for a while.
If there is anything scary about her, it is the weaver of this dress. This dress is clearly not machine-woven, but pure hand-woven.Thick lines, deep texture, smooth and wrinkle-free, no curling, this pure hand-woven cloth looks very soily, but in fact it is so expensive that it can fly and bite. How much does it cost him to buy it?
"Xiang Gong, walk slowly!" The beauty in ancient costume didn't know why she felt a little crying, Yingying brought tears, pear blossoms brought rain, I saw sadness, and Li Hui's eyes seemed to see long-lost relatives, and said tearfully: "Listen. It's not too late to leave after Xianweng's words."
Well, now the deception is getting more and more powerful, the female liar actually wears such expensive hand-knitted clothes, dresses up beautifully to deceive, and the lines are also very elegant, listen, Xian Weng, this name is really he meow It has a classical charm, and ordinary liars really can't use such high-end vocabulary.
For the sake of their careful preparation, let's hear how they are going to lie to me. Li Hui spread his hands and said, "Speak quickly if you have something to say."
The old man who claimed to be Taibaijinxing shook his head and pretended to say: "This beautiful woman was your wife in a previous life, and you died soon after marrying you. She was very sad and pitiful. The Jade Emperor gave her special permission to travel through time and space to find you. You can be husband and wife again, and live a good life."
"What? Did your daughter-in-law really fall from the sky?" Li Hui thought he had heard it wrong, but after thinking about it, he realized that this is a common method of cheating marriages, getting a beautiful woman to pretend that she wants to marry you, fascinated you Fascinated, and then collect the bride price of [-] to [-] yuan, and then play with the world, which is extremely despicable and shameless.
With the mentality of listening to jokes, Li Hui snorted coldly: "Who is she then? Who was my previous life?"
"Her name is Meng Jiangnu, and your name was Fan Qiliang in your previous life." The old man said earnestly.
"Wow, Meng Jiangnv? It's really famous!" Li Hui couldn't help but be amused. You see how shameless the liars are now. Even Meng Jiangnv dares to pretend to be, and maybe she would dare to pretend to be Xi Shi, Diaochan, Wu Zetian.
He couldn't help laughing and said, "Okay, she's Meng Jiangnu, the one who cried down the Great Wall of Eight Hundred Miles? Then she must be able to cry. Come and see."
Taibaijinxing suddenly looked shocked: "Don't tell her to cry, she has super powers, and even the Great Wall can cry 800 miles away when she bursts into tears, and the heaven almost fell to the earth by her crying, even the Jade Emperor can only cry. Coax her... Otherwise, do you think anyone is qualified to travel through time and space to find happiness again? Ordinary people will only be given a bowl of Meng Po soup and get out of there to reincarnate, like you."
"It's all nonsense, I don't know what Mengpo soup tastes like." Li Hui turned to face the beauty in ancient costume and said, "If you really are Meng Jiangnu, cry and have a look, oh, do you see the small Tushan over there? It! That should be easier than crying and collapsing the Great Wall, right? If you can't do it, don't bother."
Li Hui threw a word, and left.
As soon as these words were said, things began to spin in an unpredictable direction, the beauty in ancient costume was stunned, and her face that was about to cry was filled with sadness: "Xianggong really drank Mengpo soup, and he doesn't recognize it anymore. Concubine... If you don't live with your husband, what's the point of living again?"
After saying this, she burst into tears!
She cried like it was real, very sad, very sad, Li Hui admired her acting skills a little, but seeing the old man next to him with a shocked expression, he screamed: "It's over, it's over, Meng Jiangnu. I started to cry again. Qiliang, oh! Your name is Li Hui in this life, call 119 quickly and ask them to prepare for the disaster relief after the earthquake. The old man takes a step first, and he has to ask the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals to prepare to hold up the heaven, lest it be cried Fall down……"
After the old man said this, he suddenly turned into a golden light that rose into the sky, and flew into the clouds with a swoosh.
Li Hui was taken aback and couldn't help rubbing his eyes, did he make a mistake?I haven't reported my name, how does the old man know that my name is Li Hui?By the way, this is not the point. The old man turned into golden light in front of his eyes, and then flew up. It really can't be faked. Could it be that he is really an immortal?
Next, Li Hui felt that the situation was getting more and more wrong. With the cry of the beauty in ancient costume, it seemed that there were invisible sonic weapons spreading in midair, the air distorted strangely, and the sound waves hit the small soil in front of them. The mountain bounced back, collided with the second sound wave, and then bounced back and hit the dirt mountain, hitting faster and faster.
Pedestrians on the street were taken aback, and many shouted, "Oh my God, earthquake! Earthquake!"
Some people were lying on the ground, some people were running towards the open space, and some people were not afraid of death and laughed loudly: "Interesting, haha, there's an earthquake! Let's make the earthquake more violent."
Xiaotushan was facing the beauty in ancient costume. He was the first to resist the attack of the sound waves and collapsed with a bang. Then, the company building on the side began to crumble and could collapse at any time.
"I wipe, this woman is crying so hard?" Li Hui wiped a cold sweat, thinking of the Jiangjing house he bought not long ago, it is also shaking in the earthquake, maybe it is about to collapse.Omg!I still have 20 years to pay off the loan... He turned around in a hurry, grabbed the shoulder of the beauty in ancient costume, and shouted: "Don't cry! I admit that you are Meng Jiangnu."
"Really? Is the husband willing to recognize me?" The beauty in ancient costume was overjoyed, the crying suddenly stopped, and the earthquake also followed an emergency stop. The company building stabilized and did not fall down, except for the collapse of the small earthy mountain opposite, and the dust filled it. Besides, the whole world seems to have not changed at all.
Chapter 2, the past
This woman must be a person with super powers, this point is unmistakable.Li Hui lived to be 22 years old, but this was the first time he saw a living superpower. He really wanted to worship him. Besides earthquakes, does this woman have other superpowers?For example, super electromagnetic gun, turtle wave qigong, evil king Yan kills black dragon wave... If you know it, tsk tsk tsk, that's very interesting.
"Sir, it's fine if you admit your concubine." Meng Jiangnv turned from sadness to joy, with a smile on her lips and two tears hanging from the corners of her eyes. She couldn't tell whether she was crying with a smile or a smile, but she had to admit, This woman is really beautiful. If she hadn't dressed conservatively for 2000 years, and her words and sentences had been conservative for countless years, she would be impeccable in other aspects.
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