My Girlfriend is Yingriri

"It's not good to be too lonely." Kiyosuke Hashima said speechlessly, "When I go to university, I have to make some friends."

"Have you ever heard a word, junior?"

"What?"

"Beasts always travel alone, only cattle and sheep will go in groups."

Playing beach volleyball, you are out of breath and exhausted in less than 5 minutes. What kind of beast are you? Herbivores are better than you!

"Don't say anything else." Kiyosuke Hashima stretched out a finger, and gave an example, "If one day you feel unwell and want to find someone to replace the roll call, who should you ask for help?"

The senior was silent for a few seconds, and replied slowly: "It's very simple, just grab a passing boy, and no one will reject me."

"..."

Hashima Kiyosuke was immediately speechless.

You can actually come up with such a method, fortunately you don't have the blackening attribute, once you become blackened, you will probably become Tokyo's Queen of the Night!

"Don't mention things like roll call." The senior sister continued, "When I go to a fellowship, what if I get drunk?"

"Then don't drink."

"Is there any reason not to drink when you go to a social occasion?"

"It's very simple." Kiyosuke Hashima crossed his fingers and said in a low voice, "Just prepare a box of medicine."

"Hangover medicine?"

The senior sister pursed her pink lips and said subconsciously.

"No." Kiyosuke Hashima shook his head, and gave the bottom line, "It's cephalosporin capsules."

Senior Sister: "..."

Adding cephalosporins to alcohol will make you ascend to heaven in the same place. You say you don’t know how to drink, and some people persuade you to drink less. After taking a box of cephalosporin capsules, if you persuade people to drink, you will be struck by lightning.

"Tsk~" The senior sister, who didn't hear the answer she wanted, snorted dissatisfiedly, and handed over a scoop of ice cream directly, "Open your mouth."

"..."

After eating dessert, the two left the cafeteria and wandered around the campus. Although Zaoying University is a well-known private university, its area is really small, or rather small, and the distance between the front and rear gates is only 10 minutes.

After visiting the campus, Kiyosuke Hashima and his senior sister went to the library to read again, and hung out until the afternoon.

"Sixty points." The senior sister raised her hand and rolled up her hair beside her ears, revealing her snow-white and slender neck, her voice was lazy and sweet, "For the sake of the junior's performance today... what does the junior want?" What about the reward?"

Chapter 882

Five o'clock in the afternoon.

Kiyosuke Hashima returned to the apartment, took out the key and was about to open the door, when he suddenly found that the door was unlocked.

"Did you forget to lock the door this morning?"

wrong.

Kiyosuke Hashima quickly denied this speculation. He is not an obsessive-compulsive patient suffering from "Schrödinger's door lock". He clearly remembers locking the door in the morning.

"someone is coming?"

"Silver or Yinglili?"

Curious, Hashima Kiyosuke opened the door and walked into the entrance.

First of all, senior sisters were excluded. Senior sister Heisi, who had been running for a day, was exhausted and had already gone home to recuperate.

Hashima Kiyosuke looked down, and soon saw two pairs of shoes in the shoe cabinet, and was immediately surprised.

I thought it would be Zhai Li, but there are actually two people?

Passing through the entrance, Kiyosuke Hashima found that the living room was empty, but there was still a gap in the door of the bedroom, and there was a faint voice of conversation coming out.

"Senior, can you change your posture?"

The girl's aggrieved voice came from the bedroom, revealing endless weakness and shame, as if she was being horribly insulted by the wrath of heaven and earth.

Immediately afterwards, a ruthless voice sounded.

"Don't move."

"But, but it's going to flow down..."

"Then let it flow down." The voice ordered harshly, "I'll be fine soon, wait until I'm fine before you move.

The voice of the weak girl is worried:

"Seniors will be angry if they stain the sheets."

"Who knows, that sister-in-law might not feel disgusted at all, but rather excited."

"Seniors won't be excited."

"Don't talk, let's talk about it."

"..."

Listening to the bad conversation in the bedroom, Kiyosuke Hashima's mood was very delicate and complicated.

The owners of the two pairs of shoes are Ying Lili and Ebina.

Ying Lili came here to ask questions, and as for Ebina...it must have been unlucky again, and Ying Lili happened to catch her, and then pulled her into the bedroom to bully her wantonly.

Hearing Ebina's aggrieved and weeping voice, as well as the bully-like remarks of Takumi, Kiyosuke Hashima always felt a little green on the top of his head.

As for excitement... If excitement prevails in this kind of thing, it will be out-and-out abnormal!

"Meow."

Fat Orange's cat meowing sounded suddenly.

"Hey, what happened to Fat Orange?"

Hashima Kiyosuke stood still outside the door and coughed softly: "I'm back."

"what……!"

Immediately, Ebina's panicked voice sounded in the bedroom, followed by a muffled sound, as if being caught and raped.

"Senior Yinglili, flow, flow out..."

"Don't panic." Takumi's voice sounded immediately, "Hurry up and wipe it clean with a paper towel."

"Oh."

"There's still half left, drink it up."

"That, that..."

"Drink as soon as I tell you to drink, not a single drop is left."

"..."

Listening to the worsening dialogue in the bedroom, Kiyosuke Hashima couldn't help but raise his right hand, trying to push the door open, but finally endured it.

Although I don't know that Tari forced Ebina to drink everything, not a single drop was left, it must not be something messy.

Peace of mind.

Essence.

It is the stupidest thing for a person to think wildly, just ask about this kind of thing directly!

"What is Ebina drinking?"

Kiyosuke Hashima couldn't help asking.

Ebina replied in a low voice, "It's sour... umm."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Takumi.

"Pervert, obscene, shameless pervert!" Ying Lili raised her voice, "Are you still hiding outside the door and eavesdropping?"

I just informed the two of you that you are back, how could it be considered eavesdropping?

It is clearly listening in an open and aboveboard manner!

"I'm letting Ebina drink some kind of white liquid, are you satisfied?"

Kiyosuke Hashima slightly twitched the corner of his mouth, and couldn't help complaining: "I suspect you are driving on purpose."

Ebina is at the bottom of the carbon-based food chain, and Takuri's fighting power is not as good as half a goose. Now that he rushes in, he can hold the two of them together with one hand, and then directly win the double kill achievement!

Ebina probably just closed his eyes and pretended to be an ostrich. Afterwards, he hugged his legs and hid in a corner, swallowing his tears in his stomach because of being wronged.

"Is it yogurt?"

Kiyosuke Hashima has already guessed what props Tari and Ebina are using. Last week, when discussing the follow-up plot of "Warmth on a Lunar Day" with Eiris, an inspiration emerged. With such a strong force, I have already played with yogurt now.

The door opened quickly.

The orange cat with its tail standing tall ran out and rubbed against Kiyosuke Hashima's legs, followed by a petite girl with blond hair and double ponytails, her small canine teeth were half exposed at the corners of her mouth, holding a picture book in her arms, It was Takashi.

Kiyosuke Hashima subconsciously looked into the bedroom, and saw Ebina sitting on the bed, his cheeks flushed like fire, his clothes disheveled, his hair messy, his left hand covering his chest, his right hand holding a tissue, his eyes full of mist ... No matter how you look at it, it looks like an afterthought.

"How long have you been eavesdropping?"

Zhai Li, who forcibly broke into the house and bullied the weak girl, had no regrets, pinched her waist with her right hand and said: "I won't come back sooner, I won't come back later, but I came back at a critical moment, I was almost frightened by you."

I'm really sorry for bothering you to bully Ebina. Next time you bully Ebina, remember to send a message in advance. Until you are satisfied, you will never enter the apartment, and you will stand at the door to help you!

Kiyosuke Hashima sighed, "I heard you bullying Ebina the moment I entered the apartment."

"It's the material." Ying Lili corrected, "I didn't bully Ebina."

Feel your conscience when you speak, but the senior sister can't feel it, you must be able to feel it clearly!

"I'm sorry, senior." The red-haired weakling came out of the bedroom, holding a yogurt box in her hand, and blamed herself very much, "A drop of yogurt fell on the bed sheet."

Kiyosuke Hashima smiled, and said softly, "I'm planning to wash the sheets tomorrow... I just bought two apples, Yinglili, and I'm going to wash and peel the apples."

"what?"

Ying Lili opened her eyes wide and looked, this sister-in-law actually ordered her to do things in front of Ebina?