My Girlfriend is Yingriri

"Qingsuke, are you not hurt?"

It was Qinglong Guixiang calling.

Kiyosuke Hashima asked curiously, "Why does Sister Guixiang ask such a question?"

"You must have been injured when you beat the orangutan at the zoo, right?" Qinglong Guixiang's concerned voice sounded in his ears, "Hurry up and get the rabies vaccine."

This is a chimpanzee raised in a zoo, not a stray animal, and he was not injured, so there is no need for vaccines or anything!

"How does Sister Guixiang know about the zoo?"

"You read Twitter yourself."

"..."

A very bad premonition welled up in his heart. Kiyosuke Hashima explained the situation to Sister Guixiang clearly, then opened Twitter, and soon saw a hot topic on Twitter called "Rise of the Planet of the Apes".

"It's actually really popular?"

Kiyosuke Hashima's face was full of black lines. When he clicked on the topic, he suddenly saw his own photo.

Hey, the angle of this photo capture is too good!At first glance, it looks like I am in an ultimate duel with the escaped chimpanzee. If you edit the picture a little, you can use it as a movie poster, and shoot a "Punch of the Planet of the Apes"!

It was agreed that Japanese mobile phones are all forbidden to take sneak shots. Don’t think that taking photos at the zoo is not counted as sneak shots!

"On the first day of the rise of the Planet of the Apes, I was sent back to my hometown - Caesar - by a human teenager."

"Humans today are terrible."

"Don't ask me why I came forward, asking is love."

"..."

At the bottom, there is actually a link to an online news report.

"Why come forward?"

"At that time, the brain was blank, and the body took the first step..."

"If you do it all over again, how would you choose?"

"I will still protect her without hesitation..."

Kiyosuke Hashima glanced at the name of the reporter who reported the news, and his face was covered with black lines.

Protect your sister!I didn’t say this at all during the interview. As a reporter, you should report the facts instead of distorting them!

Kiyosuke Hashima was still reading the comments, and the phone vibrated again.

"Kobane Island, that's amazing."

It was actually Mrs. Sayuri calling.

"Auntie, listen to my explanation..."

"What did Xiao Qingjie call me?"

Kiyosuke Hashima was silent for half a second: "Sister Sayuri."

"Hey, what are you shouting about, sister-in-law!"

A drop of cold sweat fell from the top of Kiyosuke Hashima's head. When he was on the phone, he actually called beside Ying Lili, and even deliberately dug a trap to make him jump. Aunt Sayuri, won't your conscience hurt!

Zhai Li's embarrassing voice sounded from the other end of the phone, "Aren't you ashamed to call such a big sister?"

Mrs. Sayuri's joyful voice sounded again, "Don't call me sister, you can call me mom."

"Obasan, give me enough time!"

"..."

Chapter 734 Ebina's Journey Home

"How does a gorilla feel when beaten?"

"I don't feel anything special, just like ordinary people." Kiyosuke Hashima replied honestly, "And it's a chimpanzee, not a gorilla."

"They all look similar." Aunt Sayuri's voice is sweet and sweet, not only is she a voice-activated welfare, but also a real-faced anchor, "I haven't grown a third leg... well, the tail behind the buttocks is barely a third leg. ?”

Kiyosuke Hashima said speechlessly, "The one with a tail is a monkey, and the gorilla doesn't have a tail at all."

"Oh, no one invited me and Yingli Jiang to the zoo. I don't even know if the orangutan has a tail." Sayuri's voice was pitiful.

"Is Aunt Sayuri free tomorrow?" Kiyosuke Hashima said quickly.

"Huh?" Ying Lili's voice was raised, murderous.It was probably turned on the hands-free, "How dare you invite my mother to the zoo?"

"Tsk, Ying Lili is jealous."

"No road race! It's so annoying! So who would be jealous of Obasan!"

Ying Lili's voice was embarrassing.

"Don't be angry." Kiyosuke Hashima hurriedly explained that there must be no such images as having bad intentions towards Sayuri, "I mean, if Aunt Sayuri is free, I can give Aunt Sayuri a documentary about the animal world, and watch it slowly at home. .”

"Okay, too much."

Sayuri's aggrieved voice sounded from the other end of the phone, "Little Qingjie actually betrayed me for Yinglili."

Nonsense, if I tease you in front of Ying Lili, I will definitely not see the sun tomorrow!

"Well, Ying Lili saw the tweet just now, but I was very worried about you."

"Who's worried about him?" Ying Lili said in an annoyed voice, "Don't stay in my room if you have nothing to do!"

"Then I go out to fight?"

"I don't have a common language with the boys who are so much younger than me, so hang up the phone!"

"Okay, okay, let's get down to business."

Sayuri's voice was pleasant, "Qingsuke knows Yinglili's birthday, right?"

"know."

Compared with practicality, girls pay more attention to the sense of ceremony. Of course, such an important day as birthday will not be forgotten.

Ying Lili's birthday is on spring break, did she make a mistake?

"Then does Kiyosuke know my birthday?"

Sorry, have no idea.

It's fine to pay attention to Ying Lili's birthday, even if you keep your birthday in mind, maybe you will be regarded as a pervert with evil intentions!

"It'll be my birthday in a week." Xiao Baili said confidently and without any shyness, "Here are the presents."

"..."

After finally dealing with Sayuri, he received messages from Qianxun and Taozi one after another, while Loli's stepmother urged him to bring the girl back for dinner.

Kiyosuke Hashima sighed, only feeling a dull pain in his head, he knew that he would be so tired, so he went to the zoo as a fool.

"Master, Master, let me massage you."

The primary school student disciple walked up behind Kiyosuke Hashima, and his two fleshy little hands fell on his shoulders, and began to beat lightly.

"Need not."

Of course, Kiyosuke Hashima chose to refuse and let the nine-year-old elementary school student give him a massage.

"Master worked hard today, the massage service is what it should be."

The dumb hair on Xiao Ai's head swayed slightly, "Actually, I saw Shi Jiang watching a movie with other women without telling me in the morning. Ai was very unhappy. I planned to interrogate Shi Jiang at night..."

Hashima Kiyosuke twitched the corner of his mouth slightly.

Hello.What method do you want to use to interrogate people? Don't watch a few episodes of TV series and feel that you are proficient in interrogation skills!

"For example, after Shi Jiang fell asleep, fell asleep in Shi Jiang's arms, and then took two selfies. In this case, Shi Jiang will definitely admit his mistakes obediently?"

A drop of cold sweat instantly fell from Hashima Kiyosuke's forehead.

terrible.

Just horrible.

If you really patted Lolita in your arms and slept soundly, I would be dead!

"But when the gorilla ran out in the afternoon, Shi Jiang was the first to pick me up and ran away, so I forgave Shi Jiang."

"..."

The first one to pick you up because you are the closest is not special treatment, you misunderstood!

But Kiyosuke Hashima didn't intend to explain, misunderstanding is the best, I don't want to wake up with a naked loli in my arms, and then be knocked on the door by the police and take away!

"Buzz."

The phone vibrated again.

Kiyosuke Hashima picked up the phone, it was Kato Megumi's call.

"Hashima-kun?"

"It's me." Kiyosuke Hashima had explained it many times just now, and now subconsciously said, "I'm not injured, don't worry, the chimpanzee didn't touch me."

"Eh, a chimpanzee?"

There was a hint of doubt in Kato Megumi's voice.

"You didn't read Twitter?" Kiyosuke Hashima asked.

"No, I went shopping with my relative's children today, and I just got home."

"..."

Are you shooting yourself in the foot with a rock?

"A lot happened today..."

Kiyosuke Hashima hesitated for half a second, and decided to tell the truth, not to lie in front of Megumi Kato, because he would be seen through at a glance.

"Hmm, so that's how it is... Hashima-kun has been working hard today."