My Girlfriend is Yingriri
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"It's so hot..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu was the last one to get out of the tram, completely different from the energetic elementary school student, and said weakly, "I'm going to die."
"You are not Ying Lili, your body is not so weak."
"Tsk~" The senior sister tilted her head and looked over, "So you think that flat-chested double ponytail has a weak body, strong on the outside but capable on the inside?"
Hey, it's a fact that the body is very weak, but you added it yourself!
Although the truth is true, Takuri, who looks super fierce, is actually super weak.
"What are you doing with your phone?"
"Look at the time."
Kiyosuke Hashima couldn't help complaining, "Then why did you turn on the recording function?"
"Accidentally made a mistake." The senior sister replied calmly.
"Come, come, let me help you correct your mistakes."
"Tch." The senior put away her phone, "I want to make Ying Lili happy."
Are you happy, but it is very possible to go on a killing spree, and you, the person who called her flat-chested, will bear the brunt of it!
"Here you are." Kiyosuke Hashima picked up a white sun hat and pressed it on top of the senior sister's head. This is a hat I bought on the way here after watching the movie. The weather is as hot as a blast, so you must wear a hat for sun protection, "Put the hat on. "
There happened to be a wind blowing.
Brings a refreshing precious coolness.
The senior sister stretched out her hand to press the hat. The brim of the hat was very big, revealing only a pointy snowy chin. Her black hair was like a waterfall, swaying gently behind her back, followed by her skirt swept up by the wind, her slender legs wrapped in black stockings, and The dazzling white absolute domain...
"Snapped."
Kiyosuke Hashima quickly stretched out his hand to hold down the senior's skirt to prevent the senior from getting naked.
"My junior, please shave your hair." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu said suddenly.
"what?"
Hashima Kiyosuke was startled.
"Hair will affect heat dissipation." The senior sister stretched out her hand to press the brim of her hat, her pink lips parted slightly, "You actually played with girls' skirts in the public hall. If you don't cool down, you will lose your mind and turn into a werewolf."
"The right hand is really going to lose its mind." Kiyosuke Hashima said with a straight face, "Besides, it will fall on the largest muscle of your body."
"Bah." The senior sister covered her chest, "You actually said such a thing, the scumbag once again broke the lower limit of human beings."
You are enough, the biggest muscle in the human body is the gluteus maximus, what are you doing by covering your chest!The ingredients of Opie are not muscle, but fat, okay?
"Teacher!" The clear voice of the primary school student came over, "Hurry up, hurry up, go see Panda!"
"Hey, junior." Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu handed the bag over without any politeness, "Help me carry the bag, this is your responsibility as a brother-in-law."
"..."
A group of people walked to the ticket office, Li Xiang and Xiao Ai bought half-price tickets, then took a zoo tour brochure, and lined up to enter the zoo.
"Wow, there are so many people."
Xiao Lixiang opened her eyes wide, "My sister lied, and said that no one would come to the zoo in this kind of weather."
Although it was a hot summer day, the zoo was still crowded with people, not deserted.
"I'm not wrong." The senior sister stretched out a finger, "These people are warriors who surpass the limits of human beings, they are not ordinary people."
"Master, where is Panda?"
Xiao Ai looked up and said expectantly, "I haven't seen Pang Da yet, let's go see Pang Da first."
"There's enough time, don't worry." Kiyosuke Hashima stretched out his right hand, landed on the top of the primary school student's head, and gently smoothed his hair, "The Panda House is inside the zoo. Let's look through it in order."
The zoo is not small in size and is built on the hillside. The animal closest to the entrance is a group of zebras.
"Wow, it's a zebra."
"The teacher said to go to school to walk across the zebra crossing."
"You three stand together, and I'll take some photos."
Naturally, when we came to the zoo, we had to take photos. Kiyosuke Hashima took out his mobile phone and snapped a few photos. He saw that Panda was there, and the two elementary school students were very well-behaved. They didn't compete with each other like they did in the morning.
"Master, master." Xiao Ai asked curiously, "What color is the zebra?"
Kiyosuke Hashima said softly, "Someone once shaved a zebra and found out that the zebra is a black horse with white stripes."
"Will the zebra be lost if it's all shaved?" Xiao Lixiang asked, "One time my sister shaved the dog's fur, and I was lost for a long time."
Kid's questions are always unconstrained, and Kiyosuke Hashima answered patiently: "Because the weather is very hot, it will be cooler if you shave your hair off."
"So that's it." Xiao Lixiang nodded earnestly, "No wonder my sister just said that she wanted to shave Oni-chan's hair, so it was to cool off..."
Hey, stop talking nonsense!Senior sister is talking about the hair, not the hair of other parts, you should make it clear!
When he was speaking, two girls happened to pass by, and their faces suddenly showed unbelievable shock.
He looked at senior with wide eyes, and then at Kiyosuke Hashima, but he didn't know what he thought of, his face turned red quickly, and he turned around and ran away.
Hashima Kiyosuke: "..."
In contrast, the senior sister was much calmer, instead of blushing, she said slowly, "If the younger generation is very hot, I can help..."
Believe in your evil!
If you are willing to help with that kind of thing, screw your head off and kick it like a ball right now!What else can you do besides being good at talking!
After watching the zebras, Kiyosuke Hashima and the others continued to move forward.
The next animal hall is the Asian gray wolf. Because of the hot weather, all the wolves lay down in the shade of a tree, panting for heat with their tongues out.
"Dog?" Lixiang tilted her head and asked.
"It's obviously a wolf." Xiao Ai corrected.
"The action of sticking out the tongue is the dog."
Canine animals want to dissipate heat in summer, mainly relying on their tongues. The Asian gray wolf lying lazily on the ground and sticking out its tongue, looks worse than a husky, making it difficult to arouse interest.
A simple photo was taken, and several people continued to move forward.
In the next garden, there are several creatures with dark brown fur that look like large mice.
"...a groundhog?"
Xiao Ai tilted her head and said.
"It's a wombat." Kiyosuke Hashima glanced at the introduction board next to him. "It's a unique creature in Australia. It has a pouch like a kangaroo, so it's called a wombat."
"Feels like a mouse."
The senior frowned slightly, and hid behind Kiyosuke Hashima, turning her head and refusing to look any further.
The name is Wombat, but unfortunately it doesn't look like a bear, but more like a big mouse. For the seniors who are afraid of mice, they don't want to take another look at it once.
"Hey, it's chocolate." Lika reached out and grabbed the corner of Kiyosuke Hashima's clothes, "There's a big chocolate on the ground."
Kiyosuke Hashima glanced at it, and said speechlessly, "That kind of thing...is not chocolate."
"Master, Master, what is that?" the primary school student asked curiously, "I have never seen it before."
"That's the wombat's poop, because the shape of a wombat's stomach is square, and the poop is also square."
Kiyosuke Hashima silently tells the cruel truth.
"..."
"Brother-in-law, let's go."
"Master, let's go quickly, don't look at it."
Next, I saw giraffes, kangaroos, koalas, sloths, lions, etc. I just saw the orangutan and was about to go to the panda garden when there was a panicked shout behind me.
"Oh no!"
"A gorilla has escaped!"
"Everyone, hurry up and take refuge!"
The crowd quickly became agitated and began to run around in a panic. Kiyosuke Hashima stretched out his hand to protect the senior and the two elementary school students. Turning his head, he saw an orangutan appearing in his field of vision.
The senior sister couldn't help complaining, "You can let the orangutan escape, and the prophecy of the rise of the planet of the apes has come true?"
"Stop complaining, run quickly." Kiyosuke Hashima's face was full of black lines, "That orangutan is coming!"
Chapter 728 One Punch Hero
"What should I do if I encounter wild animals?"
Of course I ran away quickly!
In nature, fleeing is always a more correct way of survival than fighting.
Just like winning and going to jail, and losing road rage in the hospital, fighting wild animals does no good whether you win or lose.
So when seeing wild orangutans rushing over, Kiyosuke Hashima picked up a primary school student in one hand without saying a word, turned around and ran away.
Fortunately, the senior is not Zhaili, otherwise she would have to hang another Zhaili pendant around her neck.
"Sister, run quickly."
"I know."
Only idiots would stay where they are at such times, and senior is not an idiot, so of course she wouldn't stand still.
But before she ran very far, the senior sister was touched on the arm by another tourist who was in a hurry, she lost her balance and fell to the ground.
The orangutan who had successfully escaped from prison turned his eyes, landed on the senior, and ran straight towards the senior.
Hey, there are so many people in the zoo, why did they fall in love with senior sister?
Could it be that the senior sister's charm value has exceeded the limit of the species, not only men and women can be killed, but even orangutans can't be spared?
Stop joking!Although orangutans are primates closest to humans, their aesthetics must be different!
"call--"
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