My Girlfriend is Yingriri

The senior sister has excellent math grades, so she naturally knows that a sample is not representative, just like the famous joke, a scientist cut off the legs of a flea, and then declared that "the hearing organs of fleas are on the legs", and was hit by elementary school students It can only be regarded as an accident.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu wiped off the ice cream and continued shopping in the supermarket. Soon, he saw a row of animal biscuits at the bottom of the shelf. They belonged to the special biscuits when he was a child, but they are rare now. He bent down to pick up a bag of biscuits, and when he was about to stand up, A slight 'snap' sound suddenly entered the ears, the sound was so weak that others could not hear it at all, but when it fell on the senior sister's ears, it felt like a thunderbolt struck her head, and her whole body was not well.

"Bad, bad."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu suddenly stood up straight, and covered his chest with his right hand. His pretty face was flawless and flawless, and soon a blush spread quickly, quickly infecting the entire cheek.

"The bra actually..."

The tightness and heaviness that suddenly disappeared from her chest clearly reminded her of what had happened.

"Recently, I seem to have grown up a little bit. When I wake up in the morning, my bra becomes tighter..."

"I still plan to go to the underwear store to buy clothes after the summer vacation, but I will encounter such a thing as a broken bra? I just bent down, so I can't be so unlucky."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu bit her pink lips lightly, and before other people cast doubtful glances, she turned around and walked towards the aquatic product area.

It's fine to be accidentally bumped into by a primary school student. Accidents are normal, but within 2 minutes, the bra broke when she was bending over, which inevitably made her feel guilty.

Is it really bad luck?

Should not be ah.

It's already the Reiwa era, how can there be such a supernatural thing, is it puberty syndrome, or quantum entanglement?

Let’s not think about the reason for now, the top priority is to find Kiyosuke Hashima as soon as possible and get out of the dangerous situation. The summer school uniforms are mainly cool and breathable. The current situation is very dangerous. up.

Turning around and walking to the fishery area, Kasumigaoka Shiwa searched around, but couldn't see Kiyosuke Hashima and Ebina.

"Did you go somewhere else?"

Kasumigaoka Shiu didn't see anyone, she was about to put down the shopping basket in her hand, and freed her hand to call Kiyosuke Hashima, but before the phone was dialed, an accident happened around her, an old man with half gray and half white hair suddenly stepped on With water stains on the ground, he fell back and threw the shopping bag in his hand.

"Clap."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu only felt a cold on her legs, something icy and cold fell on her thighs, she was standing not far from the old man, surrounded by bad luck, she would naturally fall into the trap.

"what……"

The senior was about to lower her head when she suddenly felt that the thing on her leg did not slip off, but something sticky and cold, like a tentacle, passed over the end of the stocking and landed on the skin of her thigh that was not protected by the stocking.

The terrifying cold and greasy touch made the senior sister tremble, and a gust of cold air surged up from the tailbone quickly, crawling all over the body in an instant, and goose bumps appeared on the arms.

"octopus……"

Looking at the squirming things that appeared after the shopping bag was damaged on the ground, Kasumigaoka Shiyu shuddered: "I, it's actually an octopus!"

Chapter 676 Make You Takoyaki

"Oops, it's an octopus..."

Feeling the cold and slippery touch from the octopus tentacles climbing on the legs, Kasumigaoka Shiwa bit her lower lip tightly, her body tensed suddenly.

If it was normal, there would be an octopus climbing up her legs, just pull it down and throw it away, but now she is holding a shopping basket with one hand and covering her chest with the other hand, so she can't free her hand at all .

"It's so unlucky... Is it really bad luck?"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu regretted it.

I thought it was just a feudal superstition, but I didn't expect the superstition to become a fact. If I had known that I would be violated by an octopus, I would not have gone out in the sun and watched TV while drinking a drink in the apartment!

It's a pity that there is no regret medicine in the world, the senior can only grit her silver teeth, praying in her heart that Kiyosuke Hashima will appear as soon as possible.

"Junior! If you don't show up again, the octopus will crawl into the skirt!"

……

"Senior." Ebina gently pulled the corner of Kiyosuke Hashima's clothes, and whispered, "Kasumigaoka-senpai is in the fishery area."

Kiyosuke Hashima put a box of chicken wings into the shopping basket, and turned his head to look: "It should be after shopping for snacks, and went to find us."

But... the back looks a little strange.

The body is very stiff, and the long hair hanging down to the waist is trembling slightly, as if she accidentally faced Mr. Ke's girl, giving people a subtle feeling of being pitiful, weak and helpless.

Hmm...it should be an illusion.

"I don't know if Kasumigaoka-senpai is in danger." Ebina was a little worried.

So far, apart from Kiyosuke Hashima, even parents are not immune to the buff of bad luck, and the senior sister is probably no exception, and she will definitely encounter bad luck.

"Don't worry, it's good to let senior sister suffer a little bit."

Human beings are creatures who can only remember their lessons after experiencing pain. Senior sister is a typical example. Along the way, I have listed the warriors who failed to challenge crabs, such as Zari, Xiaobu, and Kato. Unfortunately, senior sister still has to challenge herself. I can only say Don't cry when you don't see the coffin, don't give up when you don't see the Yellow River.

"Se-senpai." Ebina's nervous voice suddenly sounded, "Kasumigaoka-senpai is looking over, her eyes are terrifying."

"Ok?"

Kiyosuke Hashima looked up, and happened to meet the eyes of senior sister, and was startled.

What Ebina said is right, senior sister's eyes are really scary right now!It was like a hostage tied to a chair, with a bomb whose fuse was about to burn out in front of him, and suddenly seeing a policeman descending from the sky in despair, his never-before-seen expression of surprise really shocked Kiyosuke Hashima.

"..."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu blinked suddenly.

The two were separated by a distance of more than ten meters, and it was inconvenient to shout. Fortunately, Kiyosuke Hashima instantly understood the meaning of the senior sister's eyes: "Junior, hurry up!!"

"What happened to Kasumigaoka-senpai?" Ebina became nervous.

"It should be something unlucky." Hashima Kiyosuke said quickly, "Let's go and have a look."

Walking quickly to Kasumigaoka Shiu, Kiyosuke Hashima was interrupted by his senior before he could speak.

"Junior, catch it quickly!"

"What?" Kiyosuke Hashima was puzzled.

"octopus!"

Kiyosuke Hashima looked around: "Where is the octopus?"

The senior sister bit her pink lips tightly: "Inside the skirt!"

"..."

Kiyosuke Hashima didn't know how an octopus would get into the senior's skirt, but seeing the nervous expression on the senior's pretty face, it was obvious that it was not a joke.

Handing the shopping basket to Ebina, Kiyosuke Hashima walked quickly to the senior sister, looked at the wet water marks on the senior sister's stockings, stretched out his hand to follow the traces and quickly stretched into the skirt, and his fingers quickly touched a mass of cold and slippery things , and then a tentacle was directly wrapped around the finger.

Kiyosuke Hashima was taken aback: "There really are octopuses?"

No wonder the senior's back was so strange just now, so she was being invaded by octopuses!To be toyed with by the tentacle monster in public, the plot in Yinglili's book accidentally became reality!

hateful!I haven't even touched my senior, so how could a tentacle monster of yours take the lead, get out quickly!

Kiyosuke Hashima resisted the cold discomfort coming from his hands, and grabbed the octopus out. Fortunately, this thing was not a leech, otherwise he would lift up the skirt of the senior sister and slap it down with the sole of his shoe in public.

Mr. Ke, who was about to invade the absolute forbidden zone, was caught by Kiyosuke Hashima. Kasumigaoka Shiwa finally heaved a sigh of relief, his body softened, and he leaned against Kiyosuke Hashima. It took only 1 minute, but it seemed like 100 years It was a long, horrible memory like hell.

The small octopus in Kiyosuke Hashima's hand is a common pink and white color, not big in size. Now Kiyosuke Hashima is holding it in his hand. The eight tentacles are still twisting and turning. Ebina's face is pale and his body is trembling. .

(Kasumigaoka-senpai is amazing.)

(For example, if I was invaded under my skirt by something so scary... I would definitely faint.)

Not only girls have no liking for this sticky tentacle monster, but Kiyosuke Hashima didn't like it either. He slightly frowned and stretched his hand a little further. : "Why did the octopus appear under your skirt?"

Ebina also pricked up her ears, extremely curious.

Octopus...should be in the aquarium, right?

However, I saw some crabs and fish on Twitter have a strong desire to survive and would choose to flee for their lives. Is this octopus the same?But why did he escape into the skirt of the senior?

"It's the old man."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu bit her pink lips lightly, and said in a particularly resentful tone, "He slipped just now, and the octopus he bought was thrown out, and one of them just flew onto me."

Kiyosuke Hashima couldn't help but look, the old man had already stood up, and it seemed that nothing happened, but he was a little dazed, holding a broken shopping bag in his hand, and the manager and staff next to him kept bowing Apologize.

"The octopus is gone, I'm going back to eat wasabi octopus..."

The sound of the conversation came to his ears, making Hajima Kiyosuke suddenly wake up.

Octopus is considered a national-level food in Japan. For example, the well-known octopus balls are not only sold on the street, but you can also buy octopus to make at home. I'm sorry to say that I came to play by myself.

However, there is another way to eat octopus that few tourists dare to challenge, that is the wasabi octopus that often appears in izakaya, also known as octopus sashimi.

Wash the small octopus with salt for a while, then pass it through hot water, and then pass it through cold water again. At this time, the octopus has turned red, and it becomes octopus sashimi. However, the octopus is not cooked at all, and the tentacles still roll from time to time After serving it on the table, sprinkle mustard to remove the fishy smell, and then eat it directly. In addition, there is another kind of fierce man, just like Bangziguo, who directly stuffs the lively octopus into his mouth. This kind of vigorous eating requires great courage. , because if you are not careful, the tentacles of the octopus may wrap around your throat, allowing you to experience what is called indescribable horror.

That old man didn't know how to eat the baby octopus when he bought it back. No matter what it was, he was a fierce man.

"Thanks for your hard work."

After listening to senior sister's narration, Kiyosuke Hashima couldn't help showing a smile.

"stop laughing!"

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu stared at him in embarrassment, he was already so unlucky, you can still laugh, is this something people do!

Kiyosuke Hashima was ready to be pinched by the senior sister. After waiting for a while, there was no pain on the waist, and he looked at the senior sister in surprise: "By the way, the octopus flew on you, why didn't you just pick it off?" ?”

Ebina is very timid, once a worm fell into his neck, he didn't dare to catch it, please ask Kiyosuke Hashima for help, is it true that senior sister is afraid of octopus?

It shouldn't be. I never show a strange expression when eating takoyaki. On the contrary, I would frown when I heard the name of the mouse.

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu bit her pink lips: "...I can't spare my hand."

"You can't free your hands?"

"..."

Kasumigaoka Shiwa glanced at Ebina who was pricking up her ears to eavesdrop, stood on tiptoe, leaned close to Kiyosuke Hashima's ear, and whispered, "The bra accidentally broke."

After biting his ear, he blew, obviously deliberately trying to embarrass Kiyosuke Hashima.

Hashima Kiyosuke looked at Ebina who was wronged, wanted to speak but dared not speak, and said with a straight face, "Sister, please respect yourself."

Hearing Kiyosuke Hashima's words, Ebina breathed a sigh of relief.

If Kiyosuke Hashima "showed affection" with his senior sister in front of her, he would definitely be so wronged that he would cry.

"what?"