My Girlfriend is Yingriri

Chapter 322 Kato-san, Kissing to Lose Weight

Compared to Ebina's flushed face and fidgeting, Shengren was as calm and indifferent as ever, both in tone and expression.

"Well, the name of this variety show is "Kiss on a First Date"..." Kato Megumi said calmly, "If there is no kissing scene, it will be deceiving the audience."

"That's right, that's right..." Ebina hesitated, his face flushed red, "But this kind of show should be in the late night, right?"

That's right, the scale of many late-night variety shows is scary. Kiyosuke Hashima remembers very clearly that he has seen a very bad show before. The general content is that the male guest is under the service of the female guest. One song, you can earn huge bonuses, the lower limit of that program has already broken through the sky!

Student Shengren tilted his head, and said in a calm tone: "It's already late at night."

Ebina: "..."

Fortunately, the kissing scene only lasted about ten seconds, and soon jumped to the stage. The host and the four female guests began to gag, talking about some kissing skills and secrets, and finally let Ebina cool down from the steam girl mode.

"Have you gained weight again?"

"What if you don't want to exercise?"

"What if you don't want to go on a diet?"

"No problem, kissing can lose weight!"

Seeing that the host said this in a cadenced tone, Ebina turned to look at Megumi Kato.

Kato-senpai seems to have said just now...you want to lose weight, right?

So, do you want to try kissing to lose weight?

Even the sage, who was sitting on the frosty sky, had a faint pink tinge on his cheeks, and his tone was as calm as ever: "If you want to lose weight... I think it's better to run."

Kiyosuke Hashima didn't think there was anything wrong with this show. When walking on the street, you only need to cover your eyes when you see someone running naked. Kissing is completely normal, and you don't even need to lift your eyelids!

But in order to take care of the red-haired and weak girl, Kiyosuke Hashima still said: "Ebina, let's change the show."

"Uh-huh."

The red-haired cowardly girl nodded hurriedly, put down the eraser in her hand, stood up hastily, and trotted towards the sofa.

then……

Just as Ebina touched the remote control, the little orange cat stretched out its paws and pressed its hand, looking at it with a pair of clear blue eyes.

"Meow?"

"Eh?" Ebina turned his head and glanced at Kiyosuke Hashima, then squatted down, and responded in a soft, soft voice like cotton candy, "Meow meow meow?"

Fat Orange: "Meow."

Ebina: "Meow Meow Meow."

"..."

Hashima Kiyosuke was expressionless, quietly watching Ebina and the little orange cat communicate in cat language.

I thought you were a snail girl, and you would hide in the snail shell whenever something happened, just in line with your super weak and shy personality, but I didn't expect you to be a spy sent by cats, can you chat with cats!

"Student, senior." Ebina turned his head to look, his little face was flushed, and he said in an aggrieved voice, "I begged Lord Kawaii to return the remote control to me, but it refused..."

"..."

Your uncle!I thought you two were communicating on an equal footing, but it turns out that the weak are begging for mercy from the strong!If you want to get mercy from the cat, you should first offer a sacrifice of dried fish!

Kiyosuke Hashima resisted the urge to complain, and said with vacant eyes, "I'll settle my own affairs."

How can you deal with the age test in a few days when you can't even handle a kitten?

"Hey, what can I solve by myself..."

Ebina looked down at Master Meow, who was looking at him without blinking, and could only cast his pitiful eyes on Kato for help... He didn't dare to go against the will of Mr. Little Orange Cat.

Student Saint tilted his head, and said in a flat tone: "Maybe the communication is not in place, Ebina can pray to the little orange cat again."

"..."

Kato, you have a dark belly.

Ebina lowered her head pitifully, blushed and meowed, trying to communicate with the little orange cat, but unfortunately it didn't work, the hand that was held down by the little orange cat's paws still couldn't be taken out, on the contrary, the nonsense time of the show was over , the screen changed, and it was time for the kissing challenge again.

The same man and woman just now kissed again in front of thousands of viewers in front of the TV under the director's wave.

Compared with the jerky and nervousness of the first time, this time he was obviously more relaxed. The boy even reached out to wrap his arms around the woman's waist.

"A-kissing again!"

Ebina's face turned red again, and she lowered her head in a panic, not daring to look more.

(Actually at the senior's house, watching someone else kiss in front of the senior...)

(This, this kind of program is only suitable for one person to watch secretly under the covers, right?)

(Will be regarded as a shameless girl!)

Hashima Kiyosuke has no feelings for this show at all. If it is Takuri, kissing is naturally no problem, but kissing a random stranger on the street is unacceptable both psychologically and physically!

After taking a look, Kiyosuke Hashima quickly lowered his head, ready to continue his review. Watching such an embarrassing program, it would be better to do two more questions.

"Buzzing."

The phone suddenly vibrated.

"Hey, is it my phone?" Kato Megumi tilted his head slightly, his tone slightly surprised.

Kato is a mobile phone addict.

Sitting in the corner and playing with the phone quietly is the correct way for Megumi Kato to open it.

However, the existence of the mobile phone is only for checking Twitter and reading the news. It is impossible to make a phone call. No friend will call Kato, and even those telemarketers will subconsciously ignore Kato Megumi's mobile phone number!

Picking up the phone, Megumi Kato pursed her pink lips lightly: "It's my mother's phone..."

Kiyosuke Hashima had a 'really so' expression on his face.

I already guessed it, the only people who can remember you and call you are family members!Fortunately, there is no puberty syndrome in this world, otherwise Kato would be like a certain bunny girl senior, forgotten by everyone, and finally disappeared quietly!

"Mom, are you and Dad home yet?"

"Because of work, did you change your ticket..."

"Hey, I'm very surprised."

"I'm at a friend's house. I won't go back tonight. Something happened in the evening..."

at the same time.

The heartbeat show on TV has reached its third round. This time, the two strange men and women are more relaxed. The female OL in uniform hugged the boy's waist and began to respond enthusiastically!

These two contestants and the poor uncle who said 'I am 39 years old and have never held a girl's hand' are obviously not the same kind of people, because the kissing skills of these two people are quite skilled!

Ebina sneaked a peek out of the corner of his eye, just in time to see the man sticking out something sinful to the female OL, the strong visual impact made the red-haired cowardly woman stunned, and the water vapor on her head burst out.

(Jujuju, actually stretched out...)

Ebina opened his eyes wide, feeling his heart beating wildly, and a small theater in his mind involuntarily appeared.

The same stage, but the characters were replaced by himself and Kiyosuke Hashima.

(If the seniors do that kind of thing to themselves...)

"Woooooo-"

White water vapor whizzed out, and Ebina switched to Steam Princess mode again, her brain activated self-protection due to temperature overload, and passed out with a 'plop'.

"Hai Laoming?"

Kiyosuke Hashima looked in surprise, and hurriedly got up and walked towards the red-haired cowardly girl.

the other side.

"...It sounded like a boy's voice just now? Did I hear it wrong?"

After two seconds of silence, student Shengren admitted calmly: "You heard me right."

"..."

Chapter 323 Observing Sage Hui secretly

"That's right."

As Kato Megumi confessed, there was a slight silence on the other end of the phone, and then a pleasant voice sounded.

"Great, is Xiaohui your date?"

"Eh??"

My own daughter doesn't come home at night, and there is the voice of a strange man next to me. At this time, I should be worried, right?

"My father and I have been very worried about you." Kato's mother said with a sigh of relief, "Since I was a child, not to mention boys, not even a girl who played well."

"Nearby neighbors often can't remember your name..."

"If this continues, you won't be able to get married in the future, right?"

"..."

Kato's mother's worry is natural. A saint with such a thin sense of existence is like a halo of cognitive obscuration. Whether it's a blind date or a free love, it's super difficult to marry yourself!

"Well, Mom, you misunderstood." Shengren's voice was as flat as ever, and there was no ups and downs due to the evaluation of 'can't get married'. "It's just an ordinary friend, a companion in a club."

"Ordinary friends?" The aunt on the other end of the phone asked back, "When will you cause trouble for ordinary friends?"

"..."

Kato tilted his head, looked at Kiyosuke Hashima, and remained silent.

This is the so-called knowing daughter Mo Ruomu, right?

"Anyway, that's all." The aunt on the other end of the phone was obviously very happy, "My father and I just got home and are going to take a shower soon. You can come back tomorrow."

"Whether it's an ordinary friend or another friend, my mother won't ask about this matter, and you must know it well."

"Bring that boy home for dinner when you have time."

"Just say it."