My Girlfriend is Yingriri

That's not what you said just now!If the explanation is not clear, maybe when you open your eyes tomorrow morning, you will find that your limbs are locked on the bed, and then you are playing with a utility knife beside you!

Kiyosuke Hashima's face darkened slightly, "Did I live together?"

"No, no." Chu Heai hurriedly shook her head, her pitiful eyes looked like a pet worried about being abandoned by its owner, "Master~~"

Hashima said, "You should apologize to Ebina."

Chu Heai blinked her eyes, clasped her hands in front of her chest, and said pitifully, "Sister Ebina, I'm sorry."

"No, it doesn't matter."

Ebina shook her head hastily, she was not angry at first, and she could act coquettishly and cute, ordinary people couldn't stand it at all.

"Sister Ebina, I will never say that you have big breasts again."

Ebina: "..."

"Teacher, master craftsman?"

The crisp cry like a chick chirping sounded again.

Kiyosuke Hashima said helplessly, "Go to bed for the next game of shogi."

"I like Master the most. (*^▽^*)"

"..."

Let Megumi Kato and Ebina go to review first. When Kiyosuke Hashima and Xiao Ai were playing shogi, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Eriri.

That day when Xiao Bu and Ebina were staying overnight, if it wasn't too late and I didn't tell Takuri, so many things wouldn't have happened.

"Kato is at my house."

Not long after, news from Zhai Li came back, and it was exactly as expected.

"Don't tell me, you can take whoever you want home. As long as you are not afraid of the police coming to your door, it doesn't matter how many people you bring home!"

Kiyosuke Hashima smiled and said, "If you're worried, come over to review together at night?"

Ying Lili's mood value plummeted: "Goodbye, I'm blocked, don't talk to me."

"Actually, Kato met the Underwear Thief."

"Eh? What did you say?"

"It's the underwear thief you mentioned yesterday when we were visiting Akihabara."

Hajima Kiyosuke explained the matter, and sent a twitter link.

"..."

Zhai Li silently sent a series of ellipses, and then complained: "The behavior of stealing underwear is really disgusting, but after reading the account of that uncle's case, I suddenly felt a little sympathetic to him."

Kiyosuke Hashima said, "Fortunately, I'm better than this uncle."

Takuri was startled: "Huh?"

Kiyosuke Hashima: "You don't have to wait until you're 39, you've already held a girl's hand at the age of 16."

Ying Lili: "Uncle policeman, there are hentai here."

"..."

Chapter 321 Kissing Challenge

After "recording" with Tari, Kiyosuke Hashima turned off the computer and reviewed homework with Kato and Ebina.

Ebina is the kind of good student who takes notes carefully in class, and earnestly revises at home. Unfortunately, she will be nervous every time she takes an exam. As long as she can overcome her nervousness, her grades can jump up three times... From the current point of view, overcoming nervousness is a long way to go Far.

Shame therapy will continue.

When Ebina can dance the bunny dance without blushing or panting, she won't have to worry about the exam anymore!

"Hashima-kun, this question is a little unclear."

Kato's habit of reading is "not asking for a deep understanding" - just listen to what you understand, and it doesn't matter if you don't understand. It is impossible to ask others for advice, and your own affairs should not cause trouble to others.

If you encounter a problem that you don't understand, just skip it.

Writing homework on time, occasionally reading books, checking Twitter, playing with mobile phones...Sage's grades are mediocre in the class, and it's not without reason!

However, Megumi Kato would ask Kiyosuke Hashima directly when he encountered something he didn't understand... It's not good to cause trouble for others. Kiyosuke Hashima is not someone else, so there is no problem.

In contrast, Ebina is not good.

When encountering a question that he doesn't understand, he is too embarrassed to speak up, and will only look over quietly with his eyes, like a cat who steals dried fish and is worried about being caught by its owner, and casts a cautious look at Kiyosuke Hashima from time to time.

All in all, time passed quietly in the review.

"call--"

Kiyosuke Hashima put down the pencil in his hand, stretched his muscles and bones lightly, and said, "Do you want some apples?"

"No, no, no." Ebina quickly shook his head and whispered, "I'm not hungry."

Kato Megumi played with the hair around his ear, looked at the exercise book in front of him, and said in a flat voice, "I ate a lot tonight, and if I eat fruit, I will get fat."

I have heard that people who eat rice and meat will become fat, but I have never heard that people who eat fruit will also become fat!

Kiyosuke Hashima said speechlessly, "Eating fruit won't make you fat, right?"

"Hey, well, that's how it is said..." Student Saint looked up with his head tilted, his eyes were clear, and he said in a calm and flat tone, "But in nature, the largest mammals are all vegetarians, such as Elephants and rhinos look fat, but tigers and lions are small in comparison, so a vegetarian diet won’t help you lose weight.”

Ebina raised her face and blinked her eyes cutely: "What Kato-senpai said makes sense..."

"..."

"Meow meow."

The little orange cat walked up to Ebina, squatted on the ground, and looked up at the red-haired cowardly girl.

"U-senpai?" Ebina looked at Kiyosuke Hashima, "How cute do you want me to play with it?"

Kiyosuke Hashima thought for a while and said, "Maybe you want to watch TV?"

"Huh?" Ebina was taken aback, "Watching TV?"

Hashima Kiyosuke nodded.

When a person is at home, it has become a habit to turn on the TV, mainly to listen to the sound to make the room not so deserted.

This fat orange probably has developed a habit. It likes to squat on the sofa and watch TV every night. As for whether it can understand it... People who think about this problem seriously, if cats attack the earth, they will definitely kneel down immediately Surrender!

Kiyosuke Hashima took a sip of tea, and then said, "Just turn on the TV."

"Understood." Ebina turned on the TV, looked at the little orange cat who had jumped onto the sofa and was lying there, blinked, and asked curiously, "Is there any show you like to watch? For example, Animal World and... Cat , cat film?"

A cat movie is just a cat movie, and it's not an action movie about a cat-ear girl, so why blush!One day, if you see those age-restricted books, wouldn't your brain be overheated, and you'll pass out with a 'plop'!

It's really possible.

After all, on the night when the moths fought, Ebina was frightened and passed out once.

"No need." Kiyosuke Hashima shook his head and said, "Any program will do."

"Ah."

"..."

As we all know, Japan's publishing industry and film industry have a clear rating system, but the TV industry does not have a rating system, and the content scale is determined by the TV station itself.

The main reason is that TV programs are different from other industries, and it is difficult to restrict the audience. For example, the [-]-ban game in the game store, the clerk will definitely not sell you the game when you see that you are carrying the red schoolbag of a primary school student.

But watching TV is at home, and no one can tell whether the person behind the TV is a primary school student or an adult. The implementation of the grading system will arouse the curiosity of primary school students, and the consequences will outweigh the benefits.

Up to now, major TV stations have formed a rigid custom. From [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] pm is the time for children and teenagers to watch TV. The programs broadcast are for all ages, and there will be no bad scenes.

For programs after nine o'clock in the evening, the scale will gradually be relaxed.

For example, in the variety show Ebina chose, when the TV was first turned on, two young people, a man and a woman, were sitting on the sofa talking. The man looked quite shy, and beside him was a 21-year-old identity label of a certain university. The woman It was a 25-year-old employee of a certain company. The content of the chat... was polite and alienated, obviously a stranger.

As a result, not long after Ebina sat down, a male host with a microphone jumped out, waved his right hand, and said in a rather exaggerated tone:

"Kissing can lose weight!"

"Kissing can prolong life!"

"Kissing can prevent cardiovascular disease!"

Before Kiyosuke Hashima realized what was going on, suddenly a few large characters appeared on the screen, "Kiss on a First Date"!

The male host took the microphone, walked to the middle of the stage, and said: "As we all know, kissing is one of the most intimate behaviors of human beings."

"So, can a simple kiss make someone fall in love?"

"Let this program solve your doubts for you!"

"..."

"What program is this?"

Kiyosuke Hashima looked at it in surprise, still wondering why a variety show suddenly changed its style of painting, and as a result, when the screen changed, more exaggerated content appeared.

That's right, the man and woman who just started the awkward chat stood up now and started kissing in front of countless audiences in front of the TV!

"Eh, eh?" Ebina opened his eyes wide, his face blushed at a speed visible to the naked eye, he quickly looked away, and stammered, "He, what are they doing!"

Student Shengren was as calm as ever, and said in a rather flat tone: "It's kissing."

"They are strangers, right?" Ebina hesitated, "How, how could you do that kind of thing..."

Kissing is something that only very, very close people can do, right?

Kissing at the first meeting, and in front of countless TV viewers...

Ebina simply substituted himself, and white water vapor 'woo woo' came out from above his head.

will die...

If you do that kind of thing by yourself, you will definitely die!