About the Matter That I Joined the Evil Organization

"Huh? Is this true? Senior Clown."

"Ah, of course. After all, I am almost omnipotent. I just checked the inside of this wooden box and confirmed the type of curse."

Speaking of this, the Clown King looked calm and able to take out the props to solve the current situation from the four-dimensional pocket, as if everything had been arranged.

"Irrigate it with Puritan type 4 holy water, plus the saint's prayer, and it can be solved in about one night. Oh, I want to look for the CD with the saint's prayer."

"How come it feels the same as a monk reciting sutras."

"In fact, it is such a similar behavior. It is hard to say that it is the relationship between the detergent and the stain. Type 4 holy water and such negative type 4 curses reduce the power of the curse, and use the saint's prayer to dispel the weakened curse."

The Clown King continued to add.

"Of course, not every curse is like this. Yours is a negative 4 curse that belongs to the body erosion type. Leave it alone... After about 100 years, you will be digested by this cursed artifact and become this sword. Part of it, it can be said that there are no bones left."

When talking about the end, in order to prevent him from not knowing the horror of the curse, he also used a very serious tone.

Just hearing such supplements, No. 2 only has a slight sadness.

"Well, senior clown...you won't forget that I'm just an ordinary human being, not to mention 100 years later, maybe 50 years later I'll have no bones left."

"Oh, it seems that you don't think this curse is terrible."

Seeing that he was fearless, the Clown King couldn't help smiling.

"In other words, even if you keep this appearance, will you remain a virgin for 50 years? A 74-year-old virgin, if he is reincarnated in another world, he might be at the level of a great magister."

"...Senior Clown, please help me remove the curse now!"

Fuck, the seriousness of this curse lies here.

Do not!And that's not all!

"Wait...Senior clown, how can I go to the bathroom in my current state!"

After all, the legendary Sword in the Stone stood between his legs. Although the sides were blunt, they were undoubtedly solid, and there was no pipe for urination at all.

No matter how serious the urinary blockage is, it cannot be so serious.

"Ah, don't worry, the current one is just a mimicry, it just looks like, the main body is still here, frankly speaking, I have been using my fingers there since just now, it feels a bit disgusting, can you zip it up? The current curse is just It's just making it look like a sword... Could it be that No. 2 has a habit of showing it?"

"..."

Sometimes it's heartbreaking to speak venomously, senior clown.

Clutching his chest, No. 2 was seriously injured by the last sentence. Of course, he finally zipped up his pants.

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PS: Ah, um, there is an extra pack of oil packs for the instant noodles at night, which is unexpected, but vegetable packs are better than oil packs.

Chapter 246 The Plan Is Like This

Chapter 246 The Plan Is Like This

"Okay, this is the end of the joke, let me tell you what I want to ask you, No. 2, you should remember that I emphasized the danger of artifacts."

The Clown King said easily.

"Is this a test of my usual learning results? Well, I remember...an artifact with curse characteristics. Only dragons can ignore the curse power on it. Protoss only has extremely high resistance. In modern times... this cursed artifact is equivalent to Intercontinental Ballistic missile."

Although the harm caused is roughly the same, in fact, it is also necessary to know the means to release the artifact. If the artifact is simply used, it can also produce the same power as a chariot.

Such weapons made by gods need to consume the lives of mortals. This phenomenon is too conspicuous in modern times. As an absolutely neutral force, in order to maintain the mystery inside, the dragons who are immune to curses are naturally obliged to collect these dangerous weapons. thing.

So this kind of curse artifact is basically collected in the dragon's treasury.Things like online shopping artifacts are impossible in reality.

Of course, the wealthier Dragon Clan lacks common sense, probably because their homes are full of artifacts of this type, and the number will increase from time to time, so they have the impression that artifacts can be purchased online.

In addition to the dragon's physique that completely ignores curses, there are also targeted methods to temporarily clear the curse on the artifact, allowing the artifact to have the right to use for ten or twenty years.

However, if such an artifact loses its curse, its power will also decrease.

"This answer is barely enough. Don't worry, I'm not testing you. Divine weapons are weapons used by gods. The period of mass production was in the middle of the age of the gods. At that time, the gods of the East and the West happened to compete for resources and goblin relics. The Great War that detonated, these artifacts were used in the same way as modern missiles at that time."

As if recalling the scenes of that era, the Clown King couldn't help sighing melancholy.

He followed Loki, the god of mischief, as the last doll born at that time.

Each of the eight emotional masks created with fairy technology has its own authority.

Although Loki, who created them, was the creator, his status was like a father... But in fact, he didn't regard them as children.

Fairy technology has a kind of magic, which is different from the technology accumulated by human beings. It is a concept like magic in a different realm.

The protoss created by the goblins, as the goblin's assistants, after the original goblins left, and the dragons experienced a devastating blow and chose to hide from the world, in the age of the rising gods, the protoss who monopolize the goblin technology are based on this basis, and are all overwhelmed by this technology. captured by power.

To say that there is no goblin responsibility here is not to say that there is no such thing. The age of the gods relied on goblin technology, and the technology they mastered at that time could already allow these gods to move within the solar system.

But they did not start the era of the big interstellar, enslaved mortals to use as resources, and scrambled for more goblin relics...

However, even with the application of fairy technology at a higher level than modern times, these humans who have become protoss have caused disputes to occupy the heaven and fairy world of the advanced workshop.

The war in the age of the gods lasted for hundreds of years.

At the end of the age of the gods, the battles from the gods became more intense, creating the evil god Yawei, who was also an ancient human being whose heart was captured by the technology of goblins.

Premonitioning that this war would surely call Ragnarok, in order to keep the resurrection container, the God of Mischief tampered with the dolls he created and hid them in different goblin relics.