Before he fell in love with the dragon girl today, even if the loli old lady, the rotten girl little bat, the useless ... and finally the dragon girl were his blind dates, he didn't intend to make a good relationship with them.
Blind date, his understanding is to meet each other, leave a contact information with each other, go out occasionally to go shopping to connect with each other, take the initiative... about a few days, if you choose to be passive, then it will still be a few days.
The former becomes the object that needs to explode soon, and the latter means congratulating the return to a certain group and cursing the former about exploding.
No. 2 felt that he had treated the Dragon Girl, Lolita Granny, and Rotten Girl Little Bat negatively enough. The text messages were all sent by them on their own initiative, and his perfunctory replies were often ah, oh, Um.
From the beginning, he went straight to the route of focusing on lonely life. Of course, it is not the route of really being alone forever, but when he is waiting to become a white knight, when to start with No. 1, his relationship with this girl can only move forward .
Perhaps because of the White Knight, No. 1 has a subconscious affection for him, but because of the White Knight, No. 2 has been unable to make a choice for a long time.
Otherwise, if a female high school student lives with you, after one or two months, the pregnancy test stick should show two red lines as positive.
But he really didn't expect Liu Ji to be so cute today. When we first met, he was frightened by her sick love.
He thought that Liu Ji observed him at such a close distance every day, and he would soon be able to see that he was a bad man, not good enough to be worthy of Liu Ji's grievances.
After all, Liu Ji can be regarded as the little princess of the Dragon Clan, which is too far away for him.
It is unavoidable for anyone to fantasize about having a romantic relationship with Her Highness the Princess. How could he be worthy of Her Highness the Sea Dragon.
But in the end, he showed such indifference, Liu Ji still posted it, washing and cooking for him on time every day.
This is how deep love is, uh...it feels a little scary.
Of course, Longnu also ignored some of his opinions, which made it even more difficult for him to grasp the attitude of the other party at this time.
He intentionally let Liu Ji see his indiscretions in his daily life, but he actually saw Liu Ji's tenderness, softness and loveliness clearly.
Huh?In the end, it was he who was captured instead, and he was the one who led the wolf into... the dragon into the house.
So... here comes the problem.
Why was it dragged into the Shura field route?I'm not that attractive.
Rubbing his nose, he was full of confusion and puzzled, and glanced at the Clown King, he brewed his feelings for a while, as solemn as discussing with his father-in-law about entrusting his daughter to him.
"...Senior Clown, teach me how to open a harem."
Seeing his expression that he didn't learn his lesson, the Clown King suddenly smiled wryly.
"It's not that I don't want to teach you how to open a harem. Rather, if the harem is a kind of happiness for you, I support you... But, do you think they will become your harem?"
"Totally impossible."
Although Long Nu acted like I am the main palace and I am tolerant, it doesn't matter if my husband flirts with you outside.
But just by intuition, you can only find a girl like this who loves so deeply in your dreams to share your development with others. After staying for half an hour, she will start the unparalleled killing mode with the kitchen knife in her left hand and the hatchet in her right hand.
Do not believe?Huh...I'm not going to say I found a tiny camera in my bedroom.
As for how many miniature cameras Liu Ji has installed in this sea-view apartment, it can only be seen how well she knows herself.
Desire for monopoly, who told you that this sick and charming dragon girl is gone?
When she bickered with the old lady Loli, it was just to boost her aura as the palace.
The old lady Loli was probably playing with him with the idea of teasing him. He was probably an interesting toy in the eyes of the other party.
Looking at the appearance of the loli old lady, there is no doubt that her mental age is almost the same. How could she share her toys with others?
As for the rotten girl Bat who even gave him the marriage application, it is estimated that he will not monopolize him, but considering her preferences, he is very likely to become the other party's model.
BL is the archetype of a doujinshi hero, he doesn't want such an identity at all.
Whoever wants it will go, even if the clown king is used as the prototype of the male second, he will not do this job. Although he used to talk nonsense about the BL object No. 2 who was recruited by the senior clown, but that was just a complaint in his heart.
There are only four...three of his blind date partners. The rotten girl, Little Bat, may be weak and have no desire for monopoly, but the problem is that besides the blind date partners, there are also girls who have no idea about the white knight.
With these three legs standing like this, one can only sit and watch the flames of red cliffs, and break into the Shura field route fundamentally, completely, and completely.
But the problem is that if he is like a certain inflatable knight, he goes to the harem route from the beginning, flatters the old lady Lori with the left one, acts as a model for the little bat of the rotten girl with the right one, sweetly with the dragon girl with the first one, and proud with the second one Jiao No. 1 playing games...
This difficulty is not ordinary, he can't do it at all, and he doesn't want to do it, especially the model of BL doujinshi.
He obviously responded negatively like this, why did he run into the Shura field route?He suddenly felt that the world was full of malice.
To his decisive and straightforward answer of 'totally impossible', and not even believing that he had the slightest chance of capturing these women with his strength, the Clown King was a little embarrassed.
"Why don't you give yourself a little confidence, maybe..."
"Okay, then senior clown, since you have so much confidence in me, then you can teach me the correct posture to open the harem."
"The correct posture to open, open the harem."
The Clown King was a little depressed immediately, it would be better to say that he had a question that he hadn't said yet from the very beginning.
"Why did you ask me about the correct posture to open the harem? If you want to ask about opening the harem, shouldn't you ask the leader? That's the man in the harem..."
"Senior Clown, can you stop talking about things that everyone knows? If the leader didn't have so many undead characteristics, he would have died a long time ago."
Thinking about it carefully, the main reason why the mascot leader can open the harem is because he has a body that can die at will but cannot die.
The machetes and kitchen knives in the final ending of Shura Field will become dim in front of the undead body of the mascot leader.
For example, the wolf girl sister who was obviously pregnant was completely blackened because of the relationship with the mascot leader. When the siren of the kettle sounded, she stabbed the mascot leader's body looking at the mobile phone screen with a knife.
Whether it was the wolf girl sister who stabbed people, or the mascot leader who was stabbed, the love between the two was buried in that summer night...
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