Popular science physics, teach a magic god?

You'll never imagine what a science dog will do when it's bored to the extreme!

Even though Ren traveled through time, it can't be said that he doesn't have a golden finger. It's just that the four big words "Untiring" appear on his retina occasionally, which makes him extremely painful.

The poor place he passed through was an abandoned ancient village. There were dozens of hectares of wasteland in the village, and there was a deep pool with fish. If you are willing to fish, you will never die of hunger. Those fish do not know the dangers of the world, they are easy to catch, and they will take the bait if you give them some insects. If we open a few acres of farmland later, self-sufficiency won't be a problem, but the only problem is that we can't get out.

Surrounded by hundreds of meters high cliffs, what's even more outrageous is that Ren heard the sound of dragon roars coming from outside the valley.

After being frightened for three or four days, he accidentally saw the figure of a Western-style dragon from among the clouds. If his visual inspection was correct, it was a white dragon with a body length of more than ten meters.

Moreover, the roar of dragons outside was not just one or two, but a group.

It’s almost as if this place isn’t Dragon Valley.

This directly killed his desire to leave the valley.

Ren considered himself a homebody, so it was no problem to provide him with water, electricity, and enough food, and to lock him in a room without leaving for a month. The prerequisite is to give him a high-end computer and broadband.

What is this place where a bird doesn't poop?

The system matched him with this world language module.

Do you want him to teach others?

At least give him a living person!

Should he be asked to train a carp to jump over the dragon's gate?

Even if he builds mountain climbing tools and goes out, they will probably only become a snack in the dragon's mouth.

Just two weeks after Ren gave up and lived a feudal-style fish farming life here, he was so idle that he discovered that there was a relatively well-preserved blacksmith shop in the village, and a pile of metal in the warehouse behind it. Ingots and various ores. As a science dog, he decided to use his common sense of physics to build a small waterwheel using the small waterfall in the village, and then use water to generate electromagnetic electricity.

As a result, just when he finished rubbing the simple electromagnetic generator and made a [Tesla Coil], there happened to be lightning and thunder in the sky in the distance.

He had an episode of chuunibyou.

There is no other way. When a person is bored and crazy, it is easy for him to talk to himself or even make "air friends".

"Hahaha! I remember when I single-handedly controlled the city in the sky, entered the divine realm, and brought down the divine kingdom of three evil gods!"

"The devil refuses to accept it! I overturned a hundred layers of bottomless abyss and killed all the great demons of Baator."

"The devil is causing trouble! I will kill through the nine levels of Baator Hell and use the blood of the Demon King to cover the walls!"

"But there are wars everywhere..."

"It's too bad that two fists can't beat four hands!"

"As powerful as me...but there is only one [me] in the world!"

"The world is so big and there are so many blind things. How can I kill them all by myself?"

Looking at the turbulent sky in the distance, Ren was full of pride, and his heroic voice echoed between heaven and earth amid the shocking thunder.

"The strong wind is blowing, the clouds are flying, Wei Jiahai is returning to his hometown, and the warriors of Ande are guarding the four directions!?"

The famous sayings of Liu Bang, Taizu of the Han Dynasty, are indeed shocking.

Ren opened his arms to the sky to the extreme, feeling the strong wind blowing in the distance and listening to the sound of his flying clothes. Maintaining this pose, he felt extremely cool.

If he had to give him a score for his pretense, he could give it 99 points. One less point would be for fear of being proud of himself.

Just at this moment, there was a sudden thump behind him.

"Master, please teach me the secret of lightning magic——"

Turn around.

A somewhat naive-looking brown-haired boy, about sixteen or seventeen years old, knelt down in front of Ren, looking like he couldn't afford to kneel down.

No!

etc!

Where did this kid come from? Isn't this an uninhabited village?

This wet boy ran out for no reason, leaving Renn confused and screaming madly in his heart.

broken! Get up!

Renn denied it decisively: "Young man! You are mistaken. I don't know any lightning magic."

The young man was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Ren's right hand sadly with an expression of "Don't make trouble, old man."

Following the young man's gaze, Ren was also dumbfounded.

Dozens of small lightning bolts that were exactly the same as the violent thunder in the sky were like little nimble snakes, leaping nimbly in the hands of his 'Thunder and Lightning Master'.

Ren immediately knew that he was pretending to be cool.

He really didn't know how to explain to a local aboriginal with no scientific knowledge: Although the voltage on the electromagnetic coil is very high and the flash of electric light is extremely scary, in fact the current falling on the hand may only be 1 milliamp, which is like flying from the sky. The Thunder is not a magnitude thing.

At most, there is only mild to extreme numbness in the hands.

Ren wanted to struggle, so he cleared his throat: "I'm telling you, I don't know magic, this is science! A truth that exists universally in nature. It's just that you don't know it yet. Just like the sun rises every day Ups and downs. You have found the wrong person. I even want someone to teach me magic! And this thing can't hurt anyone at all. If you don't believe me, come and touch it."

He didn't know that his performance just now would appear to be a completely different and fantastic scene in the eyes of this young man who accidentally entered this place:

cloudy day.

In this mysterious, dangerous and isolated valley, on the slopes of ancient villages full of ancient ruins, there are streaks of lightning hanging from the clouds at the far end. The light streaking across the sky illuminated the boy's vision, allowing him to clearly see a 'young man' not much older than the boy standing next to a strange metal cylinder on the hillside.

The young man could see the light reflected in those dark eyes.

right!

The lightning, which was exactly the same as the violent thunder in the sky, fell docilely into the palm of the thunder and lightning master from far to near, playing with the master like a little rabbit.

For a boy who doesn't understand what magic is, there is no doubt that this is magic that only exists in the oral tradition of bards!

The magic of thunder and lightning!

Just like that, the electric light dancing on the man's fingertips immediately became an everlasting belief in the young man's heart.

The young man looked at the electromagnetic coil with burning eyes, knowing that the master used this ancient magic weapon to control the thunder.

He understood: It turns out that this is a kind of magic called [Science]! How could a great sage who could easily see the truth behind things ask others to teach him magic? This clearly means that no one in this world is qualified to teach him magic! He is the real great magician.

However, when he heard Ren asking him to touch those terrifying lightning bolts, the boy instinctively shivered, twisted his butt, and moved back.

No!

Are you serious about taking that half step back?

The young man's reaction made him very embarrassed.

Unwilling to give up, Ren asked: "What did you hear just now?"

"It starts with the master laughing..."

Ren's eyes darkened: Didn't you hear everything? God! This is my "glorious record" when I traveled back in time to play the Dungeons \u0026 Dragons tabletop game. Is this kid serious?

Knowing that his explanation was more like a cover-up, Ren said with a grimace, "That was just a joke on my part."

The young man worshiped again seriously: "Master, I traveled to 13 provinces and 250 mountains, and finally found you in this ancient and mysterious place. For a hundred years, there has been no magic in the world. Please accept me as your disciple. Teach me the secrets of thunder and lightning, and save mankind from the persecution of monsters, demons, and demons!”

His words coincided with someone's saying, "And strong men guard the four sides"!

But Ren was startled by another thing, and he couldn't recover from the huge amount of information revealed by the other party for a long time.

There are monsters, demons and demons in this world, but no artillery or magic?

What a slap in the face!

While Ren's mind was in confusion, the young man continued: "My name is Downes Quixote. I have been weak since childhood and was unable to inherit the family business and become a powerful knight. I swear to find the true way of ancient magic. , under the guidance of fate, I met the Archmage today. This is definitely the favor of the gods. Please don’t refuse, Archmage. I will work hard to practice and carry forward the way of magic."

It seems that kowtowing is not popular among people in this world, but the gift of bowing to the ground is real.

Renn had a look of embarrassment on his face. When he heard the other party's bad name, his first reaction was the famous Don Quixote before time travel.

There is only one word difference between the translation of this boy's name and that one's name. Maybe he is also the kind of extremely stubborn guy who would not hesitate to charge at the windmill on horseback.

The biggest thought in Ren's mind was: This kid has severe delusion and is hopeless. He suggested that his father delete his account and practice again.

However, explanation is useless!

At this point, no matter how much Ren refuses or denies that he is not a great mage, Downs has an expression that makes him believe even if he beats him to death.

One bite to death!

"No! You must be the reclusive Archmage!"

When Ren heard this, he spat in his heart on the spot.

Pooh!

If you are still a virgin at the age of thirty, you can also be a great mage!

You are the great mage! Your whole family is a great mage!

Ren was so angry that he vomited blood. He knew that he was playing middle school physics, but he didn't know how to explain it to this stupid native.

The electromagnetic coil is connected to the small water wheel, and the water wheel is connected to the motor. The water wheel does not stop, and the electricity does not stop.

The kid opposite looked like he couldn't stop taking the medicine.

The worst thing is that there is obviously no Yellow River in this world, and even Ren can’t wash himself away even if he jumps into the river!

With an embarrassed face, Ren stepped on the large switch at his feet, and the electromagnetic induction immediately stopped.

It was so good that Ren seemed to extinguish the lightning with a flip of his hand, and the sky in the distance cleared up almost simultaneously.

Although there was no trace of lightning in his field of vision, Tang Si seemed to see an extremely huge shadow of a god above the nine heavens. He restrained his thunder and lightning power, hid his traces, and shrank his soul into the small mortal world in front of him. In the body.

You know, in myths and legends, those who can control the power of thunder and lightning are still top gods even if they are not god kings!

This principle is definitely the same among mages.

Downs forgot to breathe and his eyes became even more intense.

"Master! I know that a reclusive master like you likes peace and quiet, so you hide in this world that is not disturbed by the outside world to conduct your magic experiments. But learning magic to protect my compatriots is my whole dream! Please look at me. For the sake of my lifelong pursuit of magic, you must teach me the secrets of magic."

magic! ?

I can teach you middle school physics, just go to the countryside to teach, but I really can’t teach magic!

Renn didn't know what it meant to be tireless in teaching, he only knew that if he really wanted to teach, he would be 'untiring in destroying others'.

Could he still start the industrial revolution by himself, equip this ignorant boy with an exoskeleton mecha, a high-power power-generating backpack, and then use a 100,000-volt high-energy Taser gun to shoot down the giant dragon?

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

When he thought of this, Ren grimaced and scolded in the coldest tone: "The magic you talk about is just some knowledge that you can't master, and it doesn't have the invincible power you imagined. Learning something that can't kill the enemy will only harm you. Get out! I don't want to see you!"

After saying that, Ren turned around cruelly, stood with his hands behind his back, and stopped looking at the boy.

It's just that his bleak back, coupled with his clothes blown by the strong wind, the mysterious appearance of this hidden wind mage, was deeply imprinted on Tangs' young mind, and he could not forget it for a long time.

The young man's whole body was agitated, and he suddenly realized: That's right! What the master actually wants to say is - [Knowledge] is power! Knowledge is magic! His magic is unrivaled in the world, but too mysterious and difficult to understand. If you can only learn a superficial knowledge, you will not only cheat yourself, but also embarrass the master. It is better not to teach.

That's right! This is the biggest concern of the hidden master!

Well, it's time to show my determination!

Tang Si suppressed the feeling of crying, bowed violently again, and ran away a little lost.

When Ren saw Downs leaving, he couldn't help but follow him all the way. He wanted to know where this boy came from. Who knew, when I followed the pool with the fish, I saw the young man jumping into the water.

The people of Rennes were dumbfounded.

This pool is fine in the shallow water, but when you dive a little bit to a depth of two meters, it immediately freezes to the bone.

One time he almost froze to death when he tried to dive deeper.

etc! Is this what you call frailty?

well! No matter what, at least he got rid of the people so that he wouldn't mislead others.

What Ren didn't expect was that three days later, the young man would come back again.

While Ren was fishing, Downs jumped two meters out of the water with a large box on his back and jumped steadily in front of Ren.

Sure enough, the angler can catch everything except fish.

Like an apprentice?

Downs opened the obviously waterproof box and took out the contents like a treasure. A burst of colorful light blinded the krypton gold dog eyes of a certain time traveler.

Looking at this pile of gold coins and gems, Ren seemed to be petrified.

"This is……"

"Master! I sold my family's ancestral armor and exchanged it for gold coins and magic stones as my apprenticeship ceremony. Master, please accept me as your disciple. I already own all my property!" After that, Tang Si knelt down deeply and bowed. He refused to get up.

Ren's brain was like a set of rusty machine gears, stuck for a long time and unable to move.

The boy in front of me was not very well-dressed, and he knew at a glance that he was unlikely to come from a wealthy family. Since his family has armor, it is probably inherited from some knight family.

According to Ren's understanding of knights, among lower-class knight families, a set of armor is equivalent to the apartment he owned before time travel, and there is no problem in treating it as a family heirloom.

This stupid boy actually sold his armor in order to learn magic. Renn can completely imagine what kind of reputation this kid will have in his hometown:

idiot! Fool! spendthrift! It doesn’t hurt to sell my father’s land!

As expected of the surname Quixote.

Ren really couldn't defeat him.

also……

I, Ren, cannot be the kind of man who is blind to money!

I just want to experience what it feels like to buy a house with full payment in a different world.

Even if it doesn't work out, it's not unacceptable to use the money to explore shops as a career in the future.

Ahem!

It’s definitely, absolutely, impossible because this guy gave too much!

"Oh! That's all! For the sake of your sincerity, I will teach you a hundred million things about electricity. As for whether you can understand it, it depends on your understanding." Renn decided to only teach physics to Downs Middle School. After the lesson, it’s okay if Downs failed to understand the lightning magic. The worst thing is for Renn to refund 90% of the tuition fee to Downs before he shouts ‘RNM refund’.

The remaining 10% will be used as travel expenses after leaving the valley.

Tang Si was overjoyed and knelt down in obeisance: "I wonder what Master's name is..."

"Don't call me master. You haven't started yet, so you don't have the right to call me master! As for my name, my name is Renn..." Thinking that people in this world put their last names last, Renn said decisively: "Renn* Tesla!”

right!

Tesla!

In the 19th century on Earth, he single-handedly invented alternating current and electromagnetic coils. He was hailed as the "King of Thunder" and the man closest to God - Nikola Tesla!

Master Tesla, since it was your invention that made me become my disciple, let me lend your name to help carry the thunder.

It’s really not my intention to deceive this boy. If I want to blame it, it’s because your invention is too evil.

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