Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

There used to be an imperial examination, but now there is a college entrance examination. It is not that Pi Xiu has never thought about selling exam questions to make money. He is a monster. At that time, he had just been cheated out of all the money by Taotie, and the whole Pixiu was wrapped up in the insecurity of having no money. He had already held the imperial examination questions in his hands, but he still put them down.

There is no conscience discovery, but Pixiu heard others scold that the leaked test questions gave birth to children without assholes, it is really murderous, and he violated the most taboo point in his heart.

After going around for so many years and meeting Jia Suzhen, can he still not escape the fate of having a child without an ass hole?

Pixiu's face changed like a traffic light, he pointed at the door with all his strength and said, "Go down first, let me think about how to help you."

Jia Suzhen was overjoyed, she said the words of her great benefactor and benefactor again, and then opened the bead curtain to Wenxi and Pixiu and went down happily.

Pi Xiu's complexion was so bad, Wen Xi quickly came up to help him and frowned and asked, "Why do you have such an ugly complexion?"

Pixiu shook his head, only saying that you don't understand.

How can you humans understand the pain of incomplete digestive system?

He is very tired, really tired.

Sitting next to him, Wenxi said, "It's not difficult to get the top score in the college entrance examination. I also did the college entrance examination papers, but I can only do liberal arts, and the score is not much worse than the first place."

Pi Xiu held his head and didn't speak. He was just thinking about how he would get the college entrance examination papers. After calculating the time, now that the questions have been given out, the teachers who made the questions should also be released. They should grab them and ask them one by one for comparison. Okay, or just hack the computer to read the paper?

Black computer is also a technical job. The store is full of a group of cooks who only know how to collect money and shake spoons. There is no such technical job at all.

It's better to catch people, but now the group of human beings are becoming more and more monsters. If there is any trouble with big monsters like myself, they will run faster than anyone else, like dogs smelling meat.

Seeing that he was still frowning and his body temperature was rising, Wenxi discussed with his fan, "Don't worry so much, first ask if Wu Zu's grades are good, if they are good, then you don't have to worry about them, if they are not, then It’s not too late to make plans.”

Pi Xiu was stunned, yes, if Wu Zu was reincarnated as Wen Qu Xing in this life, then he wouldn't have to do anything, just wait and see what happens.

As soon as he turned his head, he couldn't help softening his complexion when he saw Wenxi's smiling eyes. The man's white and slender wrist swayed in the air because of the fan, and it was as bright as the gold painting on the fan.

Pixiu stretched out his hand to hold it, and smiled at him: "You're right, I thought too much at once."

Although the person surnamed Pi is an auspicious beast, he is also the incarnation of a monster. He usually shaves his head and doesn't speak. He is a door god and evil star when he stops there. Now he suddenly smiles, but he is a little less fierce and more handsome. His name is Wenxi Look in a trance.

The appearance of this monster figure is really good.

"I'll ask Monkey and the others to check on Wu's grades later. If he majors in liberal arts, he may need your help." Pi Xiu leaned on Wenxi to cool off, and finally felt a little more at ease.

Wenxi nodded naturally: "It would be great if I could help."

Leaning against Wenxi, Pi Xiu's body cooled down and his mind calmed down. Anyway, the soldiers came to cover up the water and soil, and the boat would naturally go straight when it reached the bridge. At worst, it would be like a child without an asshole.

Anyway, I can't change my genetic reasons, and I can't deny myself as an old man because of this matter. For the sake of merit, he really went all out.

He embraced Wenxi and said calmly: "This Jia Suzhen better give me more merit. If you hadn't persuaded me a few words just now, I guess I'm already on the way to catch the teacher."

Wenxi was puzzled: "Can't you just attack mortals now?"

"Normally, you can't. If you are caught, you will be fined and re-educated. If the circumstances are serious, you will be taken to Shanxi to dig coal." Pi Xiu said lightly, "Qiu Fu came back from Shanxi to dig coal."

Wenxi was taken aback: "Him?"

That Qiu Fu who looks ordinary but looks like an honest person?

Pi Xiu lit a cigarette, took a puff, and the big brother who retired from the world was filled with smoke, recalling the gold and iron horses in the past, and said deeply: "Some people are not as simple as they appear on the outside."

Who would have thought that under Qiu Fu's uniform chocolate-colored skin was a mottled fox?

Wenxi has become closer to Pi Xiu these days, and because of Pi Xiu's words, he let go of his vigilance. He leaned on the old monster and asked cautiously: "What did he do to be sent to dig coal?"

Pi Xiu exhaled a puff of smoke, and said lightly: "At that time we had no money, and we made some transactions that shouldn't be..."

Wenxi's heart tightened, she didn't know whether she should listen or not.

"Back then there were people who smuggled furs, and the live animals were secretly processed and sold. That year, your mortal emperor didn't know what was going on, and sent people everywhere to find the black fox. I discussed with Qiu Fu and asked him to change back to the original fox. I proposed Let him sell it to the fur collector, and he will escape after I get the money."

Pi Xiu recalled the experience back then, with a look of nostalgia: "That was the first pot of gold we made, and I bought the first piece of land with this method."

Wenxi: "...and then?"

"We were going to make the last vote to quit, but something happened just that one time." Pixiu took another puff of smoke: "I met an old bastard whose eyes were sharper than a dog, and he saw the blackness on Qiu Fu's body at a glance. It’s not normal, it’s painted with coal powder.”

Wenxi raised her voice suddenly: "Are you still playing tricks on the color of your fur?"

"Don't make trouble." Pixiu glanced at him: "Just hate that black and yellow hair, no one with a brain can do it."

Come on, we're definitely going to dress up a little bit. "

He flicked the cigarette ash from his fingertips, and said calmly: "That old bastard threw Qiu Fu into the bucket and scrubbed it clean in front of us, and pointed to his hair and told us that the mutton dogs on the roadside were purer in color than him."

The excitement, fear and nervousness in my heart disappeared completely, and Wenxi asked indifferently: "And then?"

Pi Xiu sighed: "Qiu Fu was young and bit that old bastard. The government came and found out everything we did before, and Qiu Fu was sent to Shanxi to dig coal and go to reform through labor."

"Then why didn't you go with me?" Wenxi asked.

The room was quiet for a while, and Pi Xiu didn't speak for a long time. He put out the cigarette in his hand, and then said quietly: "Later, we saved money for a long time before we redeemed Qiu Fu from the Shanxi coal yard..."

Wenxi: ...

You must have left him alone to blame yourself and run away!

Pi Xiu smiled: "But it was a blessing in disguise. After so many years of coal digging, Qiu Fu finally dyed his hair in the same color. He no longer needs to spend money on hair dye cream to dye his hair, which saves a lot of money."

Wenxi: ...

He looked at Pi Xiu with a complicated face, and seemed to understand why Taotie wanted to take all his money away.

There were fewer customers in the store at night, so Pi Xiu sent out two of the monkey spirits in the hall to sneak into the school to steal the report card, to find out what the grades of this Wu Lang are in this life.

If the grades are good, everyone is happy, but if the grades are not good, extraordinary measures must be used.

Pi Xiu has been abiding by the law for many years, and he really doesn't want to break his principles because of a college entrance examination.

After waiting for a while, the monkeys came back with good news and bad news, and thoughtfully asked the boss which one he wanted to hear.

Pixiu slapped the table and told them to talk together, give him an average of good and bad. As a result, I didn't hear any of them clearly, so I could only raise my hand to let them speak one by one.

The good news is that Wu Zu studies liberal arts, and his grades are not bad.

The bad news is that while it's good, it's not up to the point of winning the No. 1 pick.

The monkeys completed the tasks assigned by the organization, took two golden melon seeds, and prepared to go to the fruit stand at the intersection to bargain for peaches.

There is still one month before the college entrance examination, only one month. At this time, the students' grades have become a fixed number. Some people even skip the college entrance examination and start preparing for a happy summer vacation.

Pi Xiu was obviously not a senior in high school, but he felt the same way at this moment, wishing he could do two sets of papers to stabilize his emotions.

Ren Jiao saw him sitting alone in the lobby smoking, walked over and said, "Smoking is not allowed in the lobby."

"Sorrow." Pi Xiu pinched out his cigarette, "What's wrong, the college entrance examination is only one month away."

Ren Jiao wondered: "What? You have a son who is going to take the college entrance examination? Isn't he still carrying it upstairs? It will be more than ten years before your son's college entrance examination."

Pi Xiu told Jia Suzhen's request with a dark face, and Ren Jiao felt awkward: "Actually, a month is quite a long time. If you don't eat or drink, maybe you can really win the champion."

"That's a human. Have you ever seen a person who doesn't eat, drink, or sleep? When you practice qigong, you don't have to worry about eating and drinking?" Pixiu patted the table: "If it's a ghost, why should I worry so much?"

Ren Jiao clicked his tongue: "Then it's time to go to sleep, you can sleep in his dream, let him learn in his dream, and then give him some refreshing baby to replenish his body. Be prepared with both hands, and everyone will be happy if you can learn it well." , if we don't learn well, we can only..."

He made a gesture, and Pixiu immediately understood, nodded silently and said, "It's indeed a good idea."

Just a bit inappropriate.

However, when the situation is urgent, we can no longer talk about the humanitarian combination of work and rest. It is nonsense in front of achievements, and only achievements are the last word.

Pi Xiu stretched out his hand and patted Ren Jiao: "Brother, although you sometimes don't speak human words, these words do work."

Ren Jiao was taken aback for a moment, and only realized when he watched Pi Xiu go upstairs, what kind of human words did he say when he was a fish?

Wenxi took a look at Wu Zu's report card, and was relieved to see that the English score was close to a perfect score, and said lightly: "What do you want me to do? It should be fine for me to go out and teach him as a tutor with my current body. .”

"You don't need to go out." Pixiu waved his hand, "You just need to go into your dream and teach him while he's sleeping."

Wenxi: ...Huh?

Wu Zu finished a busy day of study, took a shower and was finally able to lie on the bed, ready to start. He only had six hours of sleep, perhaps because he was too tired, he quickly fell into a dream.

The dream was blank, but there was a man standing in the middle. When he turned his head, Wu Zu couldn't help taking a step back.

This man is so good looking.

The man looked at him and asked slowly: "The comparison and similarities and differences between the various schools of thought and the time of Socrates in ancient Greece?"

Wu Zu gasped after hearing this, and stepped back seven or eight steps, just wanting to wake up on the spot.