Pirates: Bleach Vice-Captain

East China Sea, a pirate ship in an island port.

An old, fat woman with freckles on her face was patrolling the deck with a mace on her back, and all the crew members were stunned when they saw her.

She is [Iron Rod] Arrita, the captain of this pirate ship, with a bounty of 5 million Baileys.

In the eyes of the crew, this old woman was obviously in menopause, grumpy and moody, and she slammed the mace directly over her words, which was really enough to drink a pot. So the crew were afraid of her.

He looked at a dirty deck, then felt the railing at the edge of the boat, and felt the dust in his hand.

Then, her fierce eyes could not help but glance at the boatman who was in charge of sanitation.

The boatman was horrified when he saw him like this: "I'm sorry! Miss Arrita! I...we have already cleaned it very seriously, and I will clean it again soon, please...please give us one more time. Chance!"

Arrita didn't listen to him talking so much nonsense at all, she raised the mace and smashed it directly in the face.

"Please don't do this, I'm going to die...Ugh!"

A short, fat boy with round glasses next to her saw this scene, and he was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.

"Kerby, what is the most beautiful thing in this sea?" Al Rita asked coldly, carrying the mace.

Kirby scratched his head, sweating incessantly: "When... of course it's you Miss Arrita..."

"So, Miss Ben hates dirty things the most, how can I allow a dirty boat with such a face? You say it right?" Then, he looked at Kirby with ugly and indifferent eyes, "If If it wasn't for your rich marine knowledge, I wouldn't have kept you alive until now!"

Kirby knelt on the ground at once: "Yes...Yes, thank you Miss Arrita for not killing her!"

"And other than that, you're nothing! Clean my shoes!"

She kicked Kirby hard and put her foot in front of him. Kirby had to obediently obey.

"Also, you must clean this place spotlessly for me, otherwise, the iron rod in this lady's hand will not agree!"

"Follow...follow orders!"

......

Maybe they were all frightened by Al Rita, and immediately threw themselves into the clean-up. For fear of being neglected, no one noticed that an inconspicuous boat was rushing towards this side.

"Huh? There's actually a pirate ship here." Chen Qi touched his chin and pondered for a moment, "Let's go and see, there shouldn't be any powerful characters here, it's a pirate anyway, maybe he can grab some. thing."

Chen Qi thought, and slowly approached him...

Pirate ship.

In the cabin, Kirby didn't know from finding a wooden barrel, the barrel was heavy, and he didn't know what was inside. He frowned and didn't know what to do. After thinking for a moment, he felt that this should be said to Al Rita, so he pushed it to the deck...

Apparently, Arrita's menopause had reached its late stage, and when the pirates had not finished cleaning, he suddenly appeared on the deck with a mace: "I ask you, what is the most beautiful thing in this sea? "

His sudden ugly face again startled everyone: "Yarrita, of course it's Miss Arrita!"

Arrita still seemed unsatisfied when she heard the words, she lifted the collar of one of them, and asked with a fierce look: "Yes, but you seem to be a little reluctant, what? Do you want to disobey me? "

The pirate was sweating on his forehead: "No... there is no such thing!"

"Miss Arrita is the most beautiful and ladylike!"

"Haha, obviously an ugly old woman can scare you like this!"

Just when everyone was still vying to applaud the captain's beauty, a discordant voice came out.

"Nani?!"

"I'm going, don't you die? Who dares to say that to the captain?"

Everyone looked left and right, and by the mast stood a young man with a sword.

This person is Chen Qi.

"Damn, who is this?"

"I've never seen it before."

"Idiot, he's not from us at all, how did he come up?"

"Arrest him!"

When everyone looked at Chen Qi and talked about it, almost no one noticed that Al Rita's face changed from white to red, from red to purple.

"Ugly? Old woman? Who are you talking to?" Al Rita's face was gloomy and creepy, staring at Chen Qi.

Seeing Al Rita like this, all the crew members were silent, and they didn't even dare to take a breath.

At this time, it doesn't matter whether Chen Qi is from this ship, or how Chen Qi sneaked onto this ship.

Al Rita hates people saying she is ugly and old (just like Bucky hates people who say he has a red nose), and if someone mentions these two words in front of her, the end is only death or worse than death .

"Is there any other woman here besides you? Ugly is ugly, you have to admit it. Oh, by the way, apart from being old and ugly, you are still fat. If you want to lose weight, I can teach you, I have a recipe here." Chen Qi didn't seem to know his current situation at all, not only smiled, but also had a strong sense of ridicule in his tone.

"I'm going to chop you into meat sauce! Throw it into the sea to feed the fish!"

Al Rita was already furious beyond words to describe, she snarled hysterically and rushed over.

Chen Qi still kept his smile unchanged, he had long expected his actions, and raised his sword to greet him.

At this time, Kirby just happened to push the wooden barrel over, and wanted to ask the captain what to do with it, but, if he was not careful, the wooden barrel suddenly let go and rolled towards this side.

At this time, Arrita was madly charging towards Chen Qi, and the wooden barrel came over and threw her into the mud.

Seeing this, Kirby was so frightened that his hair stood up: "Yes... I'm sorry, Miss Arrita, I really didn't... I really didn't mean it... Please forgive me!"

Chen Qi said that just now, and was overwhelmed by Kebi again, his current mood is indescribable, his eyes have already climbed up from the deck like a she-wolf who has been hungry for three days and three nights.

Suddenly, there was a loud "bang", the wooden barrel suddenly collapsed like a conjuration, and a boy in a straw hat raised his fists and shouted: "Wow, haha, I was saved, I thought I was going to die in the sea. That's it!"

The figure that suddenly appeared in the barrel not only startled everyone, but also made Arrita fall again.

"What... what?!"

"A man or a ghost?"

The pirates have completely ignored the three times that Al Rita has been deflated, and their eyes are all focused on the straw hat boy.

The straw hat boy picked his nostrils: "Who are you?"

Everyone's heads became bigger, their teeth became sharper, and they said in unison, "We should ask you about this, right!"

This way of appearing is indeed a bit surprising.

Chen Qi was also startled at first, and then the corner of his mouth raised an inconspicuous arc: Monkey D Luffy, I didn't expect to meet you here...