Pirates: Bleach Vice-Captain

"Hello, handyman!"

"Oh, I heard that you have to work here for a year."

"Should we change our pirate flag?"

Luffy came out to entertain the guests, and the four of Chen Qi happened to be here for dinner, and they "sneered" at him for a while.

Luffy's head became the boss, and he yelled at everyone: "You guys, it's too much to eat delicious food here without me?"

At this time, Sanji was pouring wine for a guest at another table, and he saw Nami suddenly startled, came over like a madman, her eyes changed into the shape of a heart: "Ah! Ocean, thank you Let me meet him today! God! Please continue to make fun of me, who is lost in love! If I can be with you, let alone be a pirate, even if it is a devil, I am willing to do so! It’s just that we There's just one small obstacle..."

Chen Qi, Luffy, Zoro, Usopp: ? ?

Nami: !

"Is your biggest obstacle?"

"Hey? Smelly old man?" Sanji hadn't finished his confession to Nami, and Zapp's appearance seemed to spoil their atmosphere.

"This is a good opportunity, let's be a pirate, I don't think this store needs you anymore." Zapp's serious look didn't seem to be joking.

Sanji confronted him **** for tat: "Hey, stinky old man, I'm the sous chef here. Since you say this restaurant doesn't need it, what do you mean?"

Zhep snorted coldly: "You often fight with male customers, and when you see a beautiful girl, you are very excited, your cooking skills are not good, and other chefs also have a big prejudice against you, you can only be here. Cumbersome! Whether you are a pirate or whatever, it’s always best to get out of this shop now!”

"You **** stinky old man!" After hearing this, Sanji couldn't bear it anymore, he grabbed Zapp's chest and said, "I can bear whatever you say, but you must not insult me. Cooking! No matter what you say, I'm going to be a chef here!"

"You bastard! Dare to grab my collar?" The more Zep said, the more angry he smashed Sanji to the ground.

Sanji stood up with his hands on the ground and said angrily to Zep: "Bastard! Even if you drive me away, I will continue to be a cook here until you die!"

Zhepp said as he walked out of the restaurant silently: "I'm not going to die, I can live for 100 years."

"Stinky old man!"

After Zep left, Luffy looked at Sanji with a smile on his face: "It's great, he agreed with you to be a pirate!"

Sanji's head became bigger and his teeth became sharper: "When you are tall!"

Then, like a ghost, he took a glass of wine and floated to Nami's side: "I'm really sorry just now. In order to express my apology, I specially brought you Gandaman Yafud sweet wine. Please take it slow, Your Royal Highness."

Namei smiled: "Thank you so much!"

Sanji immediately looked like a gentleman: "You're welcome, this is what I should do."

"You are so considerate."

Seeing this scene, Usopp was unhappy: "Hey, don't you apologize to us? Be careful I'll sue you for sexism, **** chef!"

Sanji was smoking a cigarette: "Didn't I already serve you rough tea? Don't be content, bastard!"

Usopp: "Hey, are you looking for a fight? Chen Qi, come and beat him."

Chen Qi waved his hand: "Go on your own..."

At this time, Nami touched Sanji's cheek: "Brother chef..."

Sanji's face suddenly turned into a gorilla-like expression: "Yes...Yes!"

"I think the food here is a little more expensive for us, you see..."

Sanji has been fascinated for a long time, his eyes are full of heart: "When... of course it's free!"

"You are such a good person, I am so happy!"

Sanji seemed to have become confused, but when he turned to look at Usopp, he turned into a dead fish face again: "You guys, pay the bill!"

"what?"

Chen Qi cold sweat: "Are you a witch?"

Luffy was drinking a drink with a contented expression on his face. Sanji turned around and looked annoyed, and smashed his foot on Luffy's head, causing Luffy to choke on the drink.

"By the way, why are you a handyman still here? There are still many guests, so hurry back and work for me!"

Then, he dragged Luffy away like a dead dog.

In the past few days, Luffy has been living a happy life as a handyman at Barati Restaurant, and everyone has accompanied him, but such happy days have not passed for many days, and soon, an uninvited guest came to this restaurant.

A pirate ship sailed from the sea, and the pirate flag was in tatters, but it fluttered like a demon king.

Anyone can see at a glance that this is the banner of the largest pirate group in the East China Sea, the Creek Pirates!

When seeing Crick coming, who can sit still in the restaurant? One by one, they ran away like flying, only hating their parents for having two less legs.

"It's [Admiral] Crick's ship, you can't go wrong!"

"Why did he come here?"

Usopp was frightened: "Hey, let's run away too!"

Luffy, on the other hand, said to Sanji with a naive face, "What a big ship, this is Ah Jin here to repay you, right?"

Crick's ship got closer and closer, and then everyone realized that although the ship was large (close to a large warship), it was tattered.

Those who saw it guessed that this should not be man-made. There are almost no people in the East China Sea who can destroy such a large ship to such a degree. It is more like a natural disaster.

Following this, two people disembarked from this tattered pirate ship.

Ah Jin supported their boss [Admiral] Crick!

Without the majesty and ferocity of the past, Crick fell to the ground hungry.

Akin's face was full of anxiety: "Please give us some food and water, otherwise, our captain will die!"

Chef Paddy saw that with a look of schadenfreude, he actually burst into laughter: "Wow, hahaha! It's so ridiculous, the notorious [Admiral] Crick has become like this!"

Ajin immediately retorted: "This time we brought money, so we are guests!"

Chef Paddy snorted: "Let's contact the Navy immediately, this guy is so weak, we can't give him a grain of rice and a drop of water! Now, it's a perfect opportunity to eliminate them!"

The chefs in the room agreed with Paddy.

At this time, Crick pushed Akin aside, with a fierce look on his face, he walked towards Paddy aggressively, and then...

"Plop" and people knelt down!

"I won't do anything bad, as long as you give me something to eat and drink, I will listen to you! Please, save us, even the leftovers!"

Galloping the East China Sea, the arrogant and domineering Crick wailed extremely sad at this time...