Pierce Heaven Til’ It Breaks

Today, I almost made a stupid b angry to death.

Tell me.

That silly b has a good figure, with protruding lordosis and back curling. It looks very exciting, but there is something wrong with his brain. I don't know when he will move upstairs to my house. He will play music and do fitness all day long, jumping and jumping. It's really annoying.

Ho ho... ho ho...

Jiaojiao, why are you smiling so weirdly?

...I am that idiot.

...

So... just like that, Li Yi and Jiaojiao got to know each other in real life.

From embarrassment to calmness, from games to reality, it didn't take long for the two to become a pair of iron buddies.

Of course, the relationship between the two has always been friends, Li Yi didn't think about that, and Jiaojiao probably did the same, this situation has lasted for a long time.

In the game, after Jiaojiao's hard work, Li Yi and Feng Chuixue became a couple.

Feng Chuixue was Jiaojiao's classmate in high school. She was beautiful and completely opposite to Jiaojiao's personality. She was gentle, considerate, and understanding. At that time, she was so fascinated by Li Yi that she almost went to another city to find her.

No one expected that shortly after Li Yi and Feng Chuixue dated, she suddenly seemed to be a different person, constantly asking her friends for this and that, and never repaying anything.

The transformation between the two happened in the 25-player dungeon Storm Platform. Li Yi has always had a dark hand when touching things, but occasionally he touches them, but he has such excellent luck that he can touch top-quality items that ordinary players may never see in their lifetimes. .

It was a purple wide-edged sword, the Wrath of the Storm Goddess, with a special effect added to make the target hit by the storm force and enter a paralyzed state. The equipment explosion rate is 1/10,000, and the copy CD reset time of Storm Platform is 15 days, so one can imagine how precious this purple sword is.

How to distribute? There are 25 people in the team, and everyone wants it. Relying on dps statistics can't convince the crowd at all. In the end, we can only use roll points to determine ownership.

Give me the sword. Feng Chuixue said to Li Yi at that time.

Li Yi traded Zijian without thinking about it, and then Feng Chuixue went offline.

Fuck, they're in the same group, you liar, give me back the wind sword...

Everyone knew the relationship between Li Yi and Feng Chuixue, Feng Chuixue took the purple sword and went offline, everyone immediately pointed the finger at Li Yi.

Bring the sword, take the sword!

Those people were crazy. No matter what Li Yi explained, no one believed him. They had already determined that he and Feng Chuixue were in the same group.

Li Yi went offline and made a phone call, but Feng Chuixue turned off the phone and did not return.

Not long after, the Wrath of the Storm Goddess appeared on the auction floor, and was finally bought by the Starfire guild at a price of 2.3 million.

Now, Li Yiquan understood that the girl he had trusted for so long, that Feng Fuixue who smiled sweetly and tenderly, was actually a liar.

No one believed him, the group was a wild group, the news spread, and Li Yi soon became the target of public criticism.

He was assassinated for leveling, his explanation was trolled, and no one organized the dungeon. His reputation as a big liar has become famous all over the world since then.

During that time, Jiaojiao happened to be on a business trip with her mother, and Li Yi couldn't find Feng Chuixue, nor could she find Jiaojiao, so he immediately got stuck.

His first targets were those who said he was a liar in the game.

You can accuse me, scold me, and kill me as a matter of course, but why should I let you kill me for nothing? You don't make me happy, and I don't make you happy either!

In just one day, Li Yi used private emails to deceive eight people about their equipment, and then it was out of control. The number of people deceived increased every day, and various deceptions emerged in his hands. Since then, he has become a fake liar. , turned into a real liar...

When Jiaojiao came back from a business trip and contacted him online, Li Yi, who was already furious at the time, didn't think about it at all, and asked Jiaojiao to take off all the equipment, saying that it was for her to enchant, and then took them all away and sold them to npc.

Li Yi left a message to Jiaojiao: You and Feng Chuixue are in the same group!

Jiaojiao went to his house and kicked the door and yelled at him, asking him to explain clearly. Li Yi did something even worse, calling 110, and asked the police car to take her away.

Later, Jiaojiao learned the truth from the game. She didn't blame Li Yi, but wanted to explain it to him. But to Li Yi at that time, it didn't matter whether the matter was explained or not.

While Feng Chuixue lied to him, it also made him break up in love. For a long time, he didn't believe what the woman said.

He kept venting the anger in his heart until he was satisfied, but suddenly found that there was no way to turn back. .

Being cheated in love, being framed in the game, coupled with the pressure of real life, he soon became a professional liar.

Jiaojiao had always wanted to ask him to explain, and finally found an opportunity to have a long talk with Li Yi face to face.

It's easy to prove your innocence. Have you found Feng Chuixue?

No, I can't find it, but...

But what? But you really didn't partner with her? How do you make me believe you? Well, if you sleep with me all night without naked, maybe I will believe you.

Snapped!

I want to fuck my old lady, in my next life!

Jiaojiao slapped him across the face, kicked open the door and left.

From then on, the two had no communication, but Li Yi accidentally discovered that Jiaojiao had been helping him pay back those he had cheated in the game.

Li Yi has been playing Gods for eight years, and he is wearing the ultimate purple night suit. Jiaojiao has also been playing for eight years, and she still has a gold suit.

...

In the end Li Yi came to his senses, but it was too late, Jiaojiao had already given up on him.

In the previous life, Li Yi had sorry for too many people, and this Jiaojiao in front of him was one of the people he was most sorry for.

...

Jiaojiao snorted: I have flowers on my face? What do you mean by staring at me all the time? Want to fuck me? I advise you to go back and look in the mirror first.

With a poisonous mouth and a hot heart, she is exactly the same as the Jiaojiao in the memory of her previous life.

I'm sorry, I'm not interested in black people. I was just stunned when I thought of someone. It's not about you.

Jiaojiao raised her chin at Li Yi: Who do you say is black?

In reality, Jiaojiao is not black, but she is not white, she has a healthy wheat complexion, but she hates people saying she is dark. In her previous life, Li Yi often teased her with black, which made her stick cucumber peels at home The time has more than doubled...

Let me give you a brief introduction to the fighting style of the Flame Behemoth. The Flame Behemoth has three small bosses and one main boss...

Li Yi ignored Jiaojiao, but went to the seven newcomers and explained to them.

Jiaojiao took a deep breath, stared at Li Yi and asked, I'll ask you again, who do you think is black!

Li Yi didn't seem to hear it, he just focused on explaining it to the newcomers.

Jiaojiao was so angry that she trembled all over, but she couldn't get angry.

Li Yi really knows her too well, if you attack her at this time, she will definitely have nothing to do with you, but if you ignore her at this time, then she will sulk herself, and it is estimated that she has marked down the line and is going to stick cucumber skins again ...

An Yi, the world's invincible Jiaojiao doesn't seem to be easy to manage, do you think we should change it? Chu Tiange sent a private message to Li Yi.

Li Yi replied: Keep it for now, she is a professional archer, and she will cooperate with me later.

Although he said this to Chu Tiange, he said in his heart: Grandma, if you dare to kick Jiaojiao, I won't be able to command properly, and the group will be disbanded immediately!

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