After the well-known opening BGM of the American people, the host in the suit and the sheriff Gordon walked into the studio from the backstage.
“Radisson Underjet, welcome to the live broadcast of “The Magic Show”, I am your old friend Murray, the one standing next to me, I think you have all heard of him, he is the star sheriff of GCPD – James Gordon, let’s send him off the stage with warm applause.”
“After all, under his governance, even the little life of the capitalist couple is not guaranteed in the slightest.”
“Have you ever fantasized about little Bruce crying? It’s like this, wow… Wow… Wow…”
The host imitated the baby’s crying at the end of the opening remarks, which caused a burst of laughter at the scene.
The director even more skillfully pushed the camera into Gordon’s face, giving him an embarrassing close-up.
Long before joining the show, Gordon had already learned that the host of “The Magic Show” was known for his poisonous tongue, and his appearance of deflating politicians and chaebols on the show was the biggest factor that allowed the show to occupy the top of the ratings list for many years.
“Sheriff Gordon, what do you think of my imitation?” After the two sat down, Murray continued his broken mouth style: “After all, before I became a host, I was a voice actor, like that square guy who looked like butter… Send Daxing, let’s go catch the jellyfish. ”
Murray’s vivid imitation of SpongeBob’s voice once again won full applause.
Sheriff Gordon just waited for the scene to quiet down and protested: “I don’t comment on whether you imitate it well or not, but as a professional host, I think it is inappropriate to ridicule a deceased couple and their only child in such a public setting.” ”
At the same time as Gordon said this, the director pushed out a sound effect that expressed “doubt”.
Murray took his words directly and reacted quickly: “Then what should I do?” Is it a fake expression of sadness? I don’t know the Waynes well, I have met twice at most, and they give me the feeling that two chaebols with capitalist blood on their hands, and the golden bowls used for eating in Wayne Manor, are enough for people like you and me who work hard for a lifetime. ”
“But as far as I know, your big villa is also expensive.”
“Sheriff Gordon, the topic is a little off topic.” Murray, who was grabbed by Gordon, immediately took away the right to speak and began to promote the progress of the program, “Now let’s watch a set of short films, audiences who like cutting-edge science, must not blink.” ”
The camera turned, to a commercial bank, the screen broadcast is the bank camera captured by the surveillance footage.
I saw a few masked armed robbers, carrying a few sacks of cash that had just been loaded and ready to escape, but they were wrapped in dumplings from the flank by a drone.
Next is a cool scene like a sci-fi blockbuster, where the Nebula fleet under the skillful operation of Sheriff Gordon conducts tactical harassment and screening strikes on the robbers in batches, and only one round of feints kills and injures all the unlucky eggs.
GCPD detectives then broke down the door, effortlessly ended the fight, and successfully rescued all seven hostages.
The whole process lasted only three minutes, and when the camera switched back to the studio, the host Murray opened his mouth exaggeratedly, and an extra egg for funny appeared in his right hand, and after clumsily stuffing it into his mouth a few times without success, he shrugged his shoulders and said: “Well, it seems that next time I have to change to a smaller egg, but then again, the picture you just saw is not the special effects of the movie, but the real law enforcement process of GCPD.” ”
“Sheriff Gordon, do you know how many views this little short video has on YouTube?”
Gordon shook his head, he had been so busy lately that he didn’t even have the leisure to sit down for a cup of coffee, and being able to squat on the toilet and make a few jokes with Barbara was the best entertainment he could think of.
“As of just now, it has more than 27 million views and more than 30,000 comments, ranking second only to the presidential campaign propaganda film.” Murray’s greasy face was full of surprise: “Sheriff Gordon, how did you do this?” With my superficial understanding of UAVs, the current top military UAV technology only stops at battlefield surveillance and electronic countermeasures, and this is the first time I have seen such a large-scale combat unit group. ”
“Regarding this matter, it is GCPD’s top secret, and I cannot explain anything to you without the authorization of Director Barnes.” Gordon showed a smug expression, and Shen Long’s deal, he undoubtedly had to bet right, “But what I can be sure of is that with the assistance of the Nebula fleet, the law enforcement casualty rate of GCPD has dropped by a full 70 percentage points compared with before, and this data will be lower in the future.” ”
“Wow, but that’s a great breakthrough.” When Murray said this, he suddenly changed his tone: “Then please ask Sheriff Gordon, after you spent so much tax money on taxpayers to upgrade expensive police equipment, why did little Bruce finally lose his parents?” ”
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