People At Marvel: Kamar-Taj Signs On For Ten Years
Chapter 48: The Gentleman Is Gentle With His Balls, But The Villain Hides His ** [Please Collect It!
After returning to the holy place, Su Chen took his trophy Mjolnir and put it into his collection room.
"Nais! In the future, I will fill this collection room with collections unique to the Marvel world."
Looking at the collection room full of props, Su Chen couldn't help but sigh.
"I haven't signed in today yet, but the system signed me in here!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting a Shiba Inu!"
"[This is Hong Qigong's most beloved [son], please take good care of her! Otherwise he and his Time Chicken will carry tens of thousands of kilometers of ship-cutting knives across countless dimensions to chat with you about life .】"
With a flash of white light, Su Chen saw an adorable Shiba Inu with its tongue sticking out!
The biggest difference from ordinary dogs is that he wears a red cloak and a collar with three buttons.
Before Su Chen could say anything, Icarus ran up and played with the Shiba Inu with the cat grass.
"What's your name, little dog!"
This is a dog raised by a boss who can transcend dimensions and can talk without saying too much!
I saw the puppy pressing the first button on its neck.
"I am Thor!"
[There should be emoticons here! 】
When Shiba Inu finished these words, Mjolnir, which was collected by Su Chen, moved strangely.
Flying directly towards the Shiba Inu, while the Shiba Inu held Mjolnir high, the whole New York was filled with wind, lightning and thunder.
It seems to be welcoming the arrival of their king.
A bolt of lightning fell on Thor, and a simple armor was put on the dog's body.
Then the Shiba Inu quickly pressed the first and second keys.
"I am Thor - for the honor of the men of the North!"
There is no need for Su Chen to guess now. This guy is the protagonist in the 100,000 bad jokes.
Thor!
"md, I sent away the stupid Thor, and now here comes another Thor! I am destined to be with Thor!"
At this time, Odin, who was far away in Asgard, felt something and looked at the earth.
"Hey——" He sighed helplessly!
Just think of it as a gift in return for your advice to Asgard.
"Just call me Thor!" Su Chen picked up the Shiba Inu and rubbed his head.
"Woof woof woof!!!" "I am Thor Thor!"
"Okay! I'll take it as your consent!"
"Woof woof woof!!" Thor was wagging his tail crazily, with such a frequency that even the propeller was spinning.
But in the next moment, the cute Shiba Inu showed its fangs and roared at the window.
Seeing that he could no longer hide, the person at the window immediately jumped out.
This is a man carrying two swords on his back, and his whole body is covered in a red and black tights, tightly wrapped.
"It looks so good!" Su Chen looked at the person in front of him and couldn't help but shuddered, thinking of a bad name.
Deadpool!
One of the three loudmouths in the Marvel world, with the ability to break dimensional walls and talk.
"Hey, young magician, long time no see!"
Deadpool drew out the two knives from his back and spoke to himself.
"No, we have never met before! Do it again!"
"Wow wow wow! What did I see? A big magician, a superhero! What kind of hero is it? Magician hero? Warrior hero? Or light cannon hero?"
"..." Su Chen.
"God bless you, you are finally back. I have been squatting here with you for four or five days. My big penis has been blocked several times. If I hadn't blocked it just now, I would definitely spray you in the face today. Fortunately, you I finally came back today!”
"If you don't come back, I'll have to show this pile of rotten meat to my girlfriend."
Su Chen didn't speak, but his face was very dark. He also covered Icarus's eyes. Children should not watch this kind of scene.
"No wonder the X-Men wanted to sew this guy's mouth shut. This mouth -"
"This must be a strategic weapon!!!"
"Taunt level max!"
But what puzzles Su Chen is why this guy came to find him.
I probably have no contact with him or even the X-Men!
"Baby, come and be pampered by me, so I can exchange you for the bounty! Then I'll give my girlfriend a beautiful one for tonight!"
Deadpool suddenly appeared with a pair of swords and appeared in front of Su Chen at a speed that was almost impossible for humans.
"Teleportation belt?"
However, the "dog" was still able to react quickly, and Thor easily blocked it.
"Man, where did you buy this dog? I'll buy one and keep one when I have time!" Deadpool said after a long jump with his missing hand.
"I am Thor Thor! Woof!!!"
"Are you Thor? It turns out that people in Asgard are all dogs!" Deadpool complained.
The Asgardians seemed offended.
"Thor shocks him!"
As soon as Su Chen finished speaking, Thor hit the ground with a hammer.
A thunder and lightning spread. A direct hit on Deadpool.
The powerful electric current directly paralyzed Deadpool. Along with this, his feet were turned into ashes.
"Hey, man, I don't need electrotherapy, why do you want to paralyze me? Are you greedy for my body? Let me tell you, there is no way. I've seen too many pretty boys like you."
"******"
The forbidden word "******"*n came out of Deadpool's mouth.
Deadpool: [Don’t tell others, for those of you who didn’t see Uncle Dao squirting three times yesterday, I feel sorry for you! 】
"..." Su Chen!
"I'd better kill him directly!"
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So Su Chen used eighteen kinds of torture.
As a result, Deadpool is still alive!
"As expected of someone who was cursed by Thanos! Not only does your mouth have the ability to max, but your resilience is also max!"
Brother, can you help me put on a pair? Although the gentleman is gentle and the villain hides his penis, I really have no interest in you!
...Su Chen!
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