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Deliver cold beer to grandma, Little Red Riding Hood who can spit, a big bad wolf who can drive an excavator, three piglets that have been roasted and eaten, a tree that smokes.

So far, none of the fairy tales that Attox has told are normal.

Anyway, it was completely different from what Nasida expected, and it didn’t look like a fairy tale at all.

However, this did not prevent her from continuing to listen.

Although a little curious, he still wants to know what to do next.

Let’s continue listening to the story:

The big bad wolf and Little Red Riding Hood, who were walking together, walked and finally came to the door of their grandmother’s house.

Little Red Riding Hood said to the big bad wolf at this time: “Okay, I will accompany you to digest almost, I will go to the side to pee, give you five minutes, go in and eat the old wall lamp.”

“This is all a well-known story, and after the process, I should hurry off work.”

(Nasida: This little Red Riding Hood, I can’t complain anymore…)

Then the big bad wolf almost entered his grandmother’s house and ate his grandmother into his stomach.

After peeing, Little Red Riding Hood also saw her grandmother’s house, originally thinking that she could not complain, but in the end she didn’t hold back.

Looking at the one lying on the bed, uh, who loves whom, anyway, it’s not her grandmother’s thing, instantly broke the defense, can’t act.

“Who are you?”

The big bad wolf is still acting according to the script: “What’s wrong, of course I’m your grandmother.”

Little Red Riding Hood was speechless and helpless: “Well, it seems that we still have to act, oh grandma, your eyes are so big!”

Big Bad Wolf: “Baby, this is to be able to look at you better!”

Little Red Riding Hood forced himself to endure, but still did not hold back: “Grandma, your… Sorry, listen to me, I’m not doing it, I’m not doing it, I’m not mentally retarded. ”

The big bad wolf saw Little Red Riding Hood so negative, he was angry.

The big bad wolf got out of bed and said angrily: “What are you impatient, you don’t have to die.”

“If I follow the script, I will be killed by a crazy hunter immediately.”

“Even his stomach will be cut open by him and your grandmother will be pulled out of it.”

“Do you know how much I paid silently for your grandmother to be completely rescued?”

“I can’t chew a mouthful, so big old and forced to climb, I’m swallowing it raw.”

“I almost met my grandmother so that you could see your grandmother.”

At this time, the door is kicked open, and the hunter with the chainsaw appears.

Even if the big bad wolf works so hard, the crazy hunters still don’t know the severity.

As soon as the chainsaw went down, the big bad wolf died together with Little Red Riding Hood and his grandmother.

The story of Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf ends here.

…..

After telling this story, Yatox found that Nasida was looking at him as if she were mentally retarded.

Atox asked knowingly, “Why, didn’t my story satisfy the little grass god?”

Nasita’s small face bulged, and her two small hands struck Yatox.

“Who do you say this is a fairy tale?”

“Who tells fairy tales like this?”

Nasida was really angry, and when Yatox recovered, she must bite him hard.

However, this curious fairy tale is quite fun, and Nasida asked Atox to tell another one.

“Okay, then I’ll just, well, tell you another story about Jack and the Magic Bean.”

Attox laughed wordlessly and began to tell the second story.

Nasida wanted to see what a strange story he would tell this time.

Start walking:

A long, long time ago, there was a guy named Jack, who was poor and could hardly afford to eat.

His mother told him that he would either go to the market today and sell his cattle or buy his kidneys.

(Nasida: She’s a really good mother.) )

When this Jack heard this, where a mother let the child sell a kidney, he was very angry.

On the surface, he was pulling the cow out to sell, but in fact he contacted the traffickers to sell his mother.

(Nasida: What a mother and son filial piety…)

Then when Jack waited for the transaction, he found out that his mother had no cow worth anything, so he had to sell the cow according to the original plan.

Because his cattle looked like dogs, he thought it was a hybrid breed, so he gave a higher price.

However, the buyer did not have enough money, so he took out five magic beans to settle the account.

After going back, Jack looked at the magic bean and almost didn’t go crazy: “What about the money? So big a cow, you changed five cloves of garlic?”

“You’re going to change the dumplings again!”

In this hurry, Jack threw the magic beans outside the window, and asked him to sell kidneys in the morning.

Then the next morning, he found that the magic bean had grown a sky-tall bean stalk.

Jack was confused again: “It’s thanks to the fact that I didn’t eat this thing last night, this thing looks quite overwhelming and difficult to digest.”

At this time, the neighbor’s house, a man called Yugong, came, saying that this bean stalk was blocking his TV signal and that he had to be sawed down for anything.

Jack said: “This thing is too big, you just sawed to death, and you may not be able to saw.”

But Yu Gong said that even if I die, there will be my son, and if my son dies and there is a grandson, one day it will be done.

(Nassida: My intuition tells me that this is a patchwork of stories that don’t fit together.) )

Jack climbed the clouds along the bean stalk and found that there was actually a huge castle above.

At the gate of the castle there is a goose that lays golden eggs, and Jack sees it and wants to steal it.

It doesn’t matter if you have money or not, the main thing is to let your mother taste the taste of golden eggs.

After the old man died of heavy metal poisoning, he could enjoy the wealth himself.

He made this calculation at the door, and the giants in the castle could hear it, and he chased it out directly.

The two climbed down the bean stalk, and when Jack climbed down, the fool just sawed down the bean stalk.

The giant fell down and fell half dead, and then was taken away by the fallen beanstalk.

This story tells us that if you steal, you have to be ready to slaughter people.

OK, the second story is over.

Narcida would never let Yatox tell her a bedtime fairy tale again.

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