One-punch Man don’t call me Superman

“It’s been three years since I became a hero, and since that incident three years ago, I’ve been exercising, practicing for three years, whether it’s windy or rainy…”

“Can you shut up for me, bald! Don’t talk about your history. Three years of practice? Fart, obviously even ordinary people can do exercise as long as they insist on exercising for a period of time, don’t say it so miserable. Chu Bai rolled his eyes, every time he heard Saitama talk about his cultivation, Chu Bai wanted to vomit blood for those who practiced like crazy but their strength could not improve much.

“How is it possible, it’s super hard and super hard practice…”

“Shut up bald!”

“You have to shut up! Don’t call me bald! ”

“Okay bald.”

……

“Anyway, that guy just now…”

“What’s wrong?”

“No, nothing, just, oh, I remembered. I have a supermarket discount list here, and I’m going to the supermarket to buy the discounted ingredients. ”

“Well, wait, let me see, this, this is a supermarket in City B, you, are you sure?”

“Oh, no problem, if it’s so close, you’ll be there soon!”

……

Chu Bai looked at Saitama speechlessly, in this world, there is probably only Saitama, a guy, who will run from City Z to City B because of the discount in the supermarket.

Saitama ran to the supermarket in City B alone to buy things at reduced prices, while Chu Bai staggered to his home alone. To be honest, Chu Bai felt that Saitama’s guy was strange, obviously such a strong strength, want to get some money or something, obviously it is a very simple thing, but Saitama has lived so miserably.

Is it good to say that he is not in good shape, or that he has principles. Because of my interest, I love to become a hero, so I have always been a hero, and I never thought about going to other things, nor did I want to make money or anything. Most of the money he has now is a little reward given to him by people he occasionally helps when he is a hero.

However, Saitama’s appearance of having no heart and no lungs should be happy.

Back home, just turned on the TV, Chu Bai saw a report about City B, a huge strange man appeared in City B, the body is particularly tall, almost thousands of meters or even tens of thousands of meters tall giant, this giant is full of muscles, and the strength is particularly strong, almost one punch destroyed a town.

Looking at the TV reports about this giant’s destruction of B City, Chu Bai was not worried at all, because Saitama that guy should be in B City now, don’t look at this giant so strong, but if Saitama that guy makes a move, Chu Bai feels that it probably still only needs one punch.

Sure enough, before the report on the TV was finished, the huge giant was knocked down, and the huge head exploded at once, and then the huge body leaned back, and then… City B was directly destroyed by this blow.

When Chu Bai saw this scene, he couldn’t help but roll his eyes, and he knew without thinking about it, it was definitely Saitama’s guy who shot, probably only he would do things without considering any consequences, obviously he had the strength to easily defeat the giant, and even reduce the damage caused by the giant to a minimum, but on the other hand, he, a guy with an extremely simple head, did not consider this aspect at all. In his opinion, it is probably enough to defeat the giant, and as for the damage caused by the giant’s body after it falls, he has never thought about it.

A few minutes after the giant was killed, Chu Bai saw Saitama’s figure, and the shiny bald head appeared in Chu Bai’s house.

“Huh?”

“The gas in my house is dead. So you need to borrow your gas for a while. ”

“Whatever! By the way, I made my lunch. ”

“Good!”

“By the way, Saitama, met a weirdo in City B?”

“Hmm! A guy who is tall, but has a big problem with his head. Just happened, can’t let him destroy City B. So I shot. ”

Listening to Saitama’s words, Chu Bai rolled his eyes, not to let B City be destroyed? Yes, already ruined, okay!

With a sigh, he turned off the TV and took out a newspaper casually, which had a lot of things about weirdos and heroes, and Chu Bai could take this as a short story.

“Boom!”

A huge claw drilled out from behind the wall, this time Chu Bai didn’t even move, Saitama is here, do you still need to worry about weirdos?

Sure enough, the next moment Saitama ran out of the kitchen with a black face and punched the weirdo: “Bastard, didn’t you see that I was cooking?” Even if it appears, wait until I’m done eating, bald! ”

“That, Saitama, compared to that weirdo, you are bald!”

“Shut up!” Saitama yelled and returned to the kitchen.

This is the simple and ordinary daily life that belongs to Chu Bai and Saitama. Well, this kind of everyday life is no less than a wonderful adventure novel for the average person. However, this is daily for Chu Bai and Saitama, everyday. It’s like shooting a mosquito or cockroach or something in your daily life. The mosquitoes and cockroaches that Saitama and Chu Bai shot to death were just relatively large.

Early in the morning, I washed a little and looked at the listless face in the mirror: “Oh, it’s all because I have spent too much time with that bald man of Saitama, so that the infected have no spirit!” ”

At this moment, Chu Bai heard a popping sound coming from next door.

“Huh? Saitama, what are you bald people doing early in the morning? I wonder if your actions will disturb the neighbors? ”

“Mosquitoes, there are mosquitoes…”

“Mosquito, you big-headed ghost! Don’t tell me a mosquito and you won’t be able to get it! ”

“How come? It’s just a mosquito, haha… Hahaha…”

“Why do you think your laughter is so fake?”

Muttered, bored to turn on the TV. To be honest, Chu Bai felt that this world was too boring, simply boring. Although it is said that a weirdo or something will jump out from time to time, Chu Bai still feels bored.

“A large number of mosquitoes are infested…”

“Mosquito plague?” Looking at the news on TV, Chu Bai nodded abruptly, no wonder early in the morning, he heard the sound of mosquitoes snapping (popping) next door, it turned out that mosquitoes were a disaster: “Close the window!” Although I am not afraid of mosquitoes, if there are too many mosquitoes… Sure enough, it’s super disgusting. Looking at the mosquitoes flying in from the open window, the corners of Chu Bai’s mouth twitched: “Bald, come and help!” ”

It should be said that fortunately there is a summoned beast in this world, not only powerful, but also on call, although it is a bald man….