One-punch Man don’t call me Superman

“The heroic undocumented knight fought bravely with the weirdo, and then was seriously injured, let us mourn the undocumented knight’s plight and pray that the undocumented knight can recover as soon as possible and protect the general public again…”

Chu Bai looked at this news on TV and touched his nose, it’s really good that the undocumented knight didn’t die! Otherwise, I will be condemned in my heart: “But speaking of which, this undocumented knight reminds me of a movie I have seen before, what is it called?” Oh, by the way, it’s called Haibian King. Well, let’s take the undocumented knight as the prototype and draw a Haibian King! Zhang Qian’s right hand clenched a fist in the palm of his hand and smashed it gently.

Thinking of such a good idea, Chu Bai immediately began to write, and the pencil in his hand gently drew twice on the manuscript paper, and he outlined a clear image of an undocumented knight.

The undocumented knight is twenty-seven years old, and he has been a righteous man since he was a child, always wanting to be a hero. Finally, at the age of the second middle school, the second disease broke out….

Rumble!

A strange man like a toad directly smashed the ceiling and appeared in Chu Bai’s room from the sky.

Bang bang.

“Hey bald, come and help!” Chu Bai knocked on the wall casually.

“Huh? Are you calling for help? Hahaha! It’s useless, no matter who comes! None of them can change your destiny! Suck it, it’s really delicious. There is a deadly fragrance all over the body, and this smell is really very human. Absolutely, definitely to eat! Just smelling the fragrance emanating from your body has already given me the illusion that I have eaten the white swan, and if I really eat you, then…” said the toad weirdo with a look of intoxication.

Bang bang, knocked on the wall twice: “Isn’t that bald man of Saitama there again?” It’s such a hassle! Chu Bai frowned, with a troublesome expression on his face.

“Hahaha, scared? Scared? Don’t worry, I won’t swallow you in one bite, that would be too wasteful, I’m going to eat one of your arms first, and then I’m eating the other arm tomorrow…”

“me!” An impatient slap on the toad’s face, bang, the toad’s face is distorted a little bit, and then deformed, in fact, if you slow down the action, you can see that Chu Bai’s palm actually did not touch the toad, just a simple air pressure, has already brought great damage to this toad. With a boom, the toad was fanned out.

Snapping, the toad’s body fell to the ground like a tattered puppet, right under the feet of a bald head.

“Huh? Kook? The bald head raised his head just in time to see the door of Chu Bai’s house that had been knocked out of a hole.

“Chu Bai, have you encountered another attack?” Saitama’s head stuck in from the broken door, and a simple bald head shone in the light.

“Bald, you’re finally back! What you did today, you couldn’t find your people. I can’t see your bald head for a day, but now that I finally see it, I am immediately relieved! ”

When Saitama heard Chu Bai’s words, the corners of his mouth couldn’t help twitching, and a big tic tac sign rose up on his bare head.

“Old rule, help me clean up the room! As payment, treat you to dinner! ”

“Good word!”

“Unexpectedly answered so decisively, aren’t you bald heroes? Why don’t you learn the free service of undocumented knights! ”

“Damn, don’t call me bald, and undocumented knight? What is that? ”

“A guy who likes to be a hero as much as you do, but people are not bald.”

……

In the blink of an eye, the originally dilapidated room was cleaned up by Saitama, it should be said that he is indeed a super powerful guy, and his skills are fast. In fact, Chu Bai has always felt that Saitama, a bald man, is actually more promising to be a decoration worker than to be a hero. Even if it is necessary to build a high-rise building with dozens of floors, as long as the materials are enough, with Saitama’s craftsmanship, it will probably take less than two days to complete the construction.

“Speaking of bald…” Chu Bai paused the chopsticks in his hand slightly.

“Huh?” Answered, but Saitama didn’t even pause in his chopsticks.

“Is this guy of yours really human? You shouldn’t be a bald-headed weirdo who resembles humans! Chu Bai said, and also knocked twice on Saitama’s bald head with chopsticks.

“Bastard! I am an ordinary human being, definitely an ordinary human being! ”

“Do you think you are really an ordinary human? Let’s not talk about the extraordinary strength and speed, not to mention the super ability to resist blows. Just say that your shiny bald head is not something that ordinary people can have! ”

“Shut up! You fellow, do you know what kind of hard practice I have undertaken? Saitama slammed the chopsticks in his hand towards the table with an annoyed look.

“Oh? In other words, how do you practice? It turned out to have such great power. Talk about it. Chu Bai looked at Saitama with a curious expression, he was genuinely curious about Saitama’s cultivation, and he was able to be able to cultivate to such a degree. Saitama’s cultivation method is definitely very peculiar, even precious.

“Ahem, then listen up, my practice is very, very, very hard.” Saitama said his practice, and his face became serious.

“Eun!” Chu Bai also nodded seriously.

Saitama’s face became more and more serious and serious: “First of all, a hundred push-ups, a hundred sit-ups, a hundred squats…”

“Huh?” Chu Bai was stunned.

“And 10 kilometers of long-distance running. Stick to !!! every day ”

……

“And then?”

“And then? No more! ”

The corner of Chu Bai’s mouth twitched: “This, is your practice?” All the practice? ”

“Of course! It’s super hard! ”

Looking at Saitama’s serious expression, Chu Bai couldn’t wait to print his forty-three size shoes on his face.

ps: Actually, if you want to become as strong as Saitama-sensei, you can try this, of course, be prepared before practicing and be ready to become bald.