One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

"I really want to go to sea. Is the outside world so exciting?"

This is the twenty-third time Luffy has said this this week. Yes, Yamato and others have been here for a week. After originally finding Ace, Shanks and the others were planning to leave the next day, but it happened I met an interesting little guy like Luffy, and the two children Uta and baby-5 played well with Luffy. The most important thing is that the wine here is really good, which kept Shanks and others staying. After a week, all the wine stored in Maginot's place has been drunk by them.

As for Yamato and others, they always don't care. The people here are quite interesting. It's not easy for baby-5 to find a good friend. It's not a big deal for baby-5 to stay for two more days. In this way, every time the three The child was tired from playing. After returning to the tavern and replenishing his energy, Luffy would say this. It has almost become a routine, but today is somewhat different. Yamato and the others are not here, and a few people set off to the high school together. I went to town to buy some things. Although I didn’t like the atmosphere of Gao Town, there was nothing I could do. Many things couldn’t be bought in Windmill Town, so I had to go to Gao Town to buy them. Bucky also went with him. Those guys who thought they were high-class had a good eye in Bucky. He is a first-rate fat sheep, and just today, Luffy made a shocking statement.

"Shanks! Take me to sea with you! I want to be a pirate too!"

As soon as Luffy said this, the whole tavern fell silent, but then there was a collective burst of laughter. The grand occasion a week ago happened again, everyone was laughing, even Uta and baby-5 couldn't help laughing. , the grandson of the Vice Admiral actually wanted to be a pirate. Telling this story would make the whole world laugh.

"Why are you laughing! I'm serious!"

Luffy pouted and looked at everyone and said.

"Luffy, no matter how good you are at swimming, you can't become a pirate with this!"

Jesus leaned back on the chair and said with a drunken smile. His words were actually intended to dispel Luffy's thoughts. Although they did like Luffy, he was Garp's grandson after all, so it was better to do it as soon as possible. Give up this thought.

"I'm also very good at fighting! My fists are as powerful as guns!"

Luffy was unconvinced and punched him out. Unfortunately, his small arms and legs looked limp, not to mention like guns. It would have been too light for a massage.

"Really~~"

Shanks slurped the pasta and said in a strange tone.

"What tone of voice do you have!"

Luffy shouted very unconvinced.

"To put it simply, Luffy, you are too young."

"That's right, you are the same age as my son."

Laqiru and Jesus Bu sang in harmony and said.

"I'm not a brat! I've grown up! Besides! Aren't Baby-5 and Uta pirates too!"

Luffy grinned and said in disbelief.

"Okay, don't be angry, let's have a glass of juice."

Shanks said as he pushed a glass of juice in front of Luffy.

"Oh! Thank you!"

Luffy didn't doubt that he picked it up and drank it, but then Shanks started pounding the table wildly, laughing and saying:

"Look! Look! He's obviously just a kid! Hahahahaha!"

Shanks laughed so loudly that he even cried.

"How despicable! Shanks!"

Luffy, who realized that he had been tricked, shouted angrily, but what greeted him was only the more and more wild laughter from all the members of the red-haired pirate group, but before Luffy could say anything.

"Bang!"

The door of the tavern was kicked open, and it was that man who came, the craziest person in the pirate world. Although it was a pity, he no longer had the chance to kill fifty or sixty Yonko in this world. Yes, this It’s the great bandit king! A great bounty worth 8 million Baileys! . . . What's this guy's name?

"Are these pirates? They are some stupid guys."

The bandit who didn’t know his name said, for the sake of convenience, let’s call him the 800W Bandit! (laugh)

"Hmph, let me buy some wine."

800W Bandit walked to the bar, looked at Maginot and said.

"Sorry about that -"

"Sorry, sir, we have finished drinking all the wine here. There is one unopened bottle left. I'll give it to you."

Shanks interrupted Maginot's words, handed the unopened bottle of whiskey to 800W Bandit and said, and 800W Bandit looked at the whiskey handed to him, and the corners of his mouth curled up, the next second.

"Bang!"

With one punch, the whiskey was smashed to pieces, and the amber liquid was scattered on the floor. Shanks looked at the wine on the ground with a pity look on his face, and said with great heartache:

"Don't break it if you don't want to drink it. These wines are very good. Miss Maginot, do you have a rag? The floor is wet."

"I'll do it, Captain."

Maginot was about to help, but saw the 800W bandit pulling out a knife and throwing it at Shanks. Along with the food on the table, he knocked Shanks to the ground. Shanks's entire clothes were covered with wine. and food stained.

"Hmph, if you like cleaning so much, then just become a cleaner. Let's go!"

The 800W bandit thought he was very handsome and left. Seeing Shanks who was extremely embarrassed at this moment, everyone in the red-haired pirate group was stunned, but then they burst into laughter.

"It's so miserable! Captain!"

"That's right! It was repaired so badly last time, so it was over there."

Looking at the laughing people, Maginot didn't know why they were like this, but she didn't have time to take care of it. She took out a towel and wiped it with Shanks. However, Maginot couldn't bear to ask, it didn't mean Luffy. Can bear it.

"Why don't you fight back! That's your captain! Are you so cowardly? You don't deserve to be pirates at all!"

Luffy, who had listened to a lot of adventure stories these days, opened his eyes wide and said angrily, while everyone in the tavern didn't speak, just looked at him quietly.

"Don't say that, Luffy, it's nothing. It's just that you got some drink on you."

Shanks smiled and shook his head. Obviously, Luffy couldn't accept this explanation. He turned around and sat on the bar and stopped talking to Shanks, eh? What's this? Have you never seen fruit like this? Forget it, get angry, give it a try.

After Shanks put away the ground and clothes, he stood up and looked at Luffy stuffing something into his mouth. He asked funnyly: "What's wrong, Luffy? Eat something to relieve your anger...?" ——What did you eat!”

Shanks looked at the purple fruit in Luffy's mouth in shock. Isn't that a rubber fruit? Why are you here! Wait, it seems that I and others forgot to take it away on the first day they came here. Maginot kept it for them and only returned it to me today. No! This is not the time to think about this!

"Spit it out! Spit it out! Spit it out!"

Shanks grabbed Luffy's legs, tilted his head downwards and kept shaking, but it was obvious that the Devil Fruit that had been eaten could not be spit out, Luffy's legs were stretched, like rubber and smashed in the face It hit the ground, then bounced back with a pop, without suffering any damage.

"Do you know what you are eating! It's a Devil Fruit! A Devil Fruit worth more than 100 million Baileys! And most importantly! If you eat this! You will never be able to swim again!"

Shanks knew that nothing could be done, so he grabbed Luffy's shoulders and shouted loudly.

"Why!!!!!!"

Luffy looked shocked.