One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

"Jessica? I know her from the kitchen. What's wrong? Is our Lieutenant General Akainu interested in our Jessica-chan? I can introduce you to her~~"

Gion's voice came out from the phone bug, and said with slow ridicule, as for the name Akainu, it has been determined as the title of Sakaski and has been notified to all the navy, but this serious person The nickname has an obvious meaning of ridicule in Gion's mouth, because when Gion usually calls this concubine, he will use a synonymous variant like Ekaterina, that is - red dog.

"Do you know Jonathan? This guy wants that Jessica information."

Sakaski's expression remained unchanged. After countless times of teasing, he was able to collapse in front of Gion without changing his expression. Gion's teasing did no harm to Sakaski.

"Jonathan? Let me think about it, ah! I see, he is the person who was recently transferred back to the headquarters to prepare for promotion, right? I saw this person on the promotion list this time. Does Big Red Dog know him?"

Gion didn't know how funny his expression was after being imitated by the phone bug. Coupled with Gion's slightly seductive voice, even Sakaski couldn't hold back his expression and almost laughed. Speaking out, as for Jonathan, when the sentence "Big Red Dog" appeared, he was already lying on the sofa, covering his mouth with his hands, not caring about pursuing Sakaski and just sold himself out, his body was twitching crazily. He chuckled softly.

Big red dog, is this what you can say to Sakaski? Gion? It seems that he is also one of Lieutenant General He's subordinates. It's really outrageous that he can call Sakaski like that. He is now very curious about who this Gion is, and he has such courage.

"He is my friend. Do you have time? Come to my house. This guy is here."

Sakaski looked at the various expressions of Gion imitated by the phone bug, and thought for a moment, thinking that these expressions should look pretty good on Gion's face, but on the face of the phone bug, I'm sorry, he really I can’t help it anymore, so I’d better tell him face to face. Although Sakaski is facially paralyzed, he can also appreciate beauty. Sakaski’s usual hobbies are besides drinking, going out to catch pirates, etc. His favorite things are The job is actually to build potted plants, and those who can build potted plants must at least have a certain aesthetics. That is not just a matter of cutting with garden shears.

"Want to go to your house? No problem, just wait for me for half an hour!"

As Gion's cheerful voice came, the phone bug hung up, and Sakaski was confused, half an hour? Is Gion so far away from me? It still takes half an hour to arrive?

But Sakaski didn't have time to think too much. A certain guy who couldn't bear it anymore after he found out that the phone was hung up was laughing crazily.

"Hahahahahahahaha! Big Red Dog, Sakaski, Big Red Dog, this is really an excellent name, hahahahaha, why didn't I think of that? Hahahaha! Big Red Dog!"

Jonathan was laughing so hard that he was out of breath. He couldn't speak clearly. He would stop and laugh twice after saying two words. Even Sakaski felt ashamed and couldn't help but go up and give it to Jonathan. Sen punched.

"Asshole! Stop laughing!" "Boom!"

As Sakaski's iron fist came into close contact with Jonathan's head, Jonathan's scalp "stood up and cheered happily", but this could not stop Jonathan's laughter, it was just as small as possible. Make some noise, this is the limit of what he can do. He never thought that one day Sakaski would have such a cute nickname, and someone would shout out to Sakaski, she is still a woman. , not Ekaterina, but someone else, and Sakaski did not have any rebuttal or anger, which is simply too funny.

"You bastard, don't you think about who I am helping! Also, clean up quickly, Gion may bring that Jessica directly here, so be prepared."

Sakaski looked at Jonathan, gave him a hard look, then lowered his head to collect the wine bottles in front of him, and was going to brush his teeth, otherwise it would be troublesome for Gion to smell the alcohol, although it was only Nothing will happen to Gion, but Gion will definitely tell Ekaterina, and Ekaterina will talk about herself again, and then send a letter to Aunt Amy, and then Aunt Amy will send a letter to herself about drinking. The downside, just thinking about it, is that Sakaski feels that one is bigger than the other. He now avoids people when drinking, and he doesn't dare to drink too much. What's more, like now, in a few dozen minutes, he can't drink too much. I have drank four bottles of wine, two bottles of sparkling wine, and two bottles of soju, both of which are of high alcohol content.

As Jonathan watched Sakaski tidy up inside and out, he felt that his worldview had been greatly impacted today. If it hadn't been for the fact that when he entered the door, he saw that there were only disposable guest slippers in the shoe cabinet, and no ladies' slippers. As for the slippers (Ekaterina has her own house and does not live with Sakaski, and she exchanges slippers for guests when she comes), he may even think that Sakaski has secretly married, Sakaski Now this image is too much like that of a married man who drinks secretly for fear of being checked by his wife.

When Sakaski confirmed that there was no smell of alcohol in the house, and the hole he dug to bury the wine was not visible from the surface, and there was no smell of alcohol on his body, there was a knock on the door of Sakaski's house. Ringed.

"Dong dong dong! Sakaski! Open the door!"

Gion's energetic voice came from outside the door. Sakaski got up to open the door. Sure enough, behind Gion stood a blonde girl who hadn't changed her chef's uniform. This should be Jonathan's beloved Jessica.

"Hey, big red dog, I brought Jessica here. Where's Jonathan? He didn't come out to greet his sweetheart? Huh?"

Gion looked at Sakaski and said bluntly. Her words immediately made Jessica behind her helpless. She rushed to the kitchen and carried herself away, and then said that there was a good thing. It turned out to be because of this, but Jonathan? Is he the guy who ate a lot of meat but no vegetables when he came to dinner that day?

"Jonathan, not Jonathan, he's in the room, please come in."

Sakaski took out two pairs of disposable slippers from the cabinet next to him, one medium and one small. The medium one was for Gion, and the small one was for Jessica. After all, Jessica was just a different height, and it would be troublesome if the slippers were too big.

"Is that Jonathan?"

Gion followed Sakaski into the room and asked Jonathan, who was sitting upright on the sofa.

"Yes, that's right."

The corners of Sakaski's mouth twitched. This bastard was really good at pretending. He knew Jessica was coming, so he sat upright. He was lying on the sofa just now. In such a short time, even the wrinkles of the sheet on the sofa were smoothed out. It was really embarrassing for him.

"Sit down, Miss Jessica."

Sakaski stretched out his hand and pulled a single sofa, and said to Jessica.

"Thank you, Vice Admiral Akainu."

Jessica thanked Sakaski politely. The two were not familiar with each other, because Ekaterina and Jessica were not familiar with each other either, so when introducing Sakaski to someone, Jessica was not there, which meant that this was the first time Jessica met Sakaski.

For this famous leader of the Eagle brand, it was impossible for Jessica to say that she was not nervous at all, until she saw Jonathan sitting opposite.

"It's you!"

Jessica slammed the table and pointed at Jonathan.

"Ahahaha, we meet again, Miss Jessica."

Jonathan smiled awkwardly and scratched the back of his head.

"Why didn't you eat vegetables that day? Don't you know that a person needs to have a balanced diet? Eating only meat and pasta is not right!"

Jessica shouted without paying any attention to Jonathan's appearance. She had temporarily blocked Jonathan's rank and Sakaski and Gion beside him. She just wanted to impose sanctions on the guy in front of her who had a very bad diet.

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