One Piece: Kaido the Beast Playing House

"Why does it sound like this guy is just a waste, he has no ability, and relies on others to give him advice." Kaido scratched his hair unconsciously. He is getting more and more confused about Wano Country. If he hadn't promised Ono Hayashizo, he really wanted to turn around and leave. Are the people in this country stupid? He is now afraid that he will be infected if he goes to this country. What if the people around him are affected, especially Yamato. His daughter has just been born and doesn't know anything. Kaido decided that before Yamato can distinguish right from wrong, he will never let Yamato get close to Wano Country, otherwise Yamato will become a waste like Orochi, or a bastard like Kozuki Oden, and he will have no place to cry.

"It seems to be true, but this guy is also very patient. According to him, his dream is to destroy Wano Country. In order to achieve this goal, he worked like a cow and a horse beside those daimyos for a long time, just to successfully achieve his goal one day. It was not until later that Kurozumi Mushin found him that he left and implemented the current plan." Jin added to the only advantage of Orochi (if pretending to be a grandson is also considered an advantage) and stopped talking.

"Boss Kaido! That Kurozumi Orochi said he wanted to find you!" A younger brother who had just been in charge of guarding Kurozumi Orochi ran up.

"Did that guy say what it was?" Kaido said with a gloomy face.

"Uh, no, that guy kept shouting that he wanted to talk to the Demon King. I thought about it for a long time and thought that he might be talking about Boss Kaido, after all, the boss is a demon." The younger brother scratched his head awkwardly and said.

Kaido frowned. Demon King, I have to say that Kaido likes this title very much. He is called the Demon King, so what is Lily called? Demon Queen? No, it doesn't sound good. By the way, Demon Mother! Yamato has another demon princess, great!

Kaido's thoughts unconsciously strayed, and he completely forgot what the younger brother in front of him said, until Lily put her fingers together to form a sword and stabbed hard at a certain place.

"Ah, howl, howl, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts." Kaido rubbed his side ribs. Lily's attack was fierce enough. Kaido felt that Lily could poke a hole with a little more strength.

"Don't be dazed. Do you want to see this big snake or not?"

"Okay, since this guy keeps shouting, you should meet him. Anyway, you can't kill him directly now." After all, Wano Country is also a country. Although the general Orochi is not in a proper position, he represents the face of this country before the conspiracy is exposed.

After a while, the big snake, who was still tied up, was lifted up and thrown on the ground with a smack, but this time the big snake did not wet his pants again, but tried his best to raise his head and look at Kaido in front of him.

"Mr. Kaido, I was blind and offended the ghost king. Please forgive me. It was those lowly servants who did it. I am innocent." Snake said with tears in his eyes.

"Don't dirty my deck! Otherwise, I will skin you alive!" Seeing that the big snot was about to drip on the deck, Kaido roared angrily again. This roar scared Snake so much that he quickly twitched his nose and sucked back the snot that was about to drip. He even licked it with his tongue, which made people around him feel sick. This guy was not only ugly, but also so disgusting. Lily turned her head away and didn't look at him.

"Okay, come on! Tie this guy to a chair and don't let him dirty my deck again." Kaido also felt disgusted and waved his hand. Several younger brothers ran over and tied Snake to a chair with their hands and feet. Snake didn't resist, or it could not resist.

"Okay, now, I ask you questions, do you understand?" Kaido walked up to Orochi and said condescendingly.

"Yes, yes, I will tell you everything I know." Orochi nodded desperately.

"Very good, first question, what did you just call my Demon King?"

"Ah?" Orochi was stunned by Kaido's question. Shouldn't he be asking about the situation in Wano Country? Why did he suddenly ask about his name without any context? Are all people in the outer sea like this?

"Pa!" Kaido slapped Orochi in the face with a big slap, "I'm asking you a question!"

"Yes, yes, the Demon King is the powerful king in the legend of our Wano Country. A strong man like Kaido is naturally the most suitable person for the image of the Demon King in the legend of Wano Country." Orochi endured the pain on his face and squeezed out a smile to explain to Kaido.

"I see." Kaido nodded, looking very satisfied, but just when Orochi breathed a sigh of relief, Kaido suddenly dodged, revealing Lily behind him and said, "Since I am the Demon King? What about her?"

Lily glanced at Kaido, but still cooperated and released the domineering aura, which directly turned the originally beautiful Lily into a hideous demon in Orochi's eyes. Her legs trembled uncontrollably again. If she hadn't just urinated cleanly, she would have had to change her pants again.

"Tell me, were you lying to me just now?" Kaido looked at Orochi with a gloomy face, and Dai, who was standing on the other side, was almost unable to hold it back. Kaido was obviously teasing Orochi, and judging from Orochi's face, this guy might really be considering giving Sister Lily a nickname.

Just when Orochi was racking his brains to come up with a name, a little brother suddenly ran over.

"Boss Kaido! An old guy has come, claiming to be Kurozumi Orochi's retainer, Kurozumi Murasaki, and wants to see you."

Orochi's face lit up instantly after hearing this, Kurozumi Murasaki was his think tank, and although it was Kurozumi Murasaki's suggestion to seek help from the World Government that led to his current fate, Orochi couldn't care less about that now, and it was better to rescue himself from this dire situation as soon as possible.

"Take her with you." Kaido glanced at Orochi and said. After a while, the younger brother came up with a guy with a hunched body, wrinkled face and two candles tied on his head.

"I didn't expect that the intern in that incident has become a well-known figure in this sea." Before Kaido could speak, Kurozumi Muchan spoke first.

"You know that incident? It seems that you are different from other people in Wano Country." Kaido frowned. He understood that Kurozumi Muchan was referring to the God Valley incident that year. Although this incident caused a sensation at the time, few people mentioned it later due to the continuous suppression of the World Government.

"Hahahahaha, that's right, I was persecuted before, so I have been living abroad. I only returned to Wano Country in recent years, so I know a little more." Kurozumi Muchan grinned, revealing a mouthful of rotten teeth. But what she didn't know was that the moment she opened her mouth, Kaido's mind was full of thoughts about brushing his teeth well. If he had rotten teeth like this, he might as well die. It's too ugly. Is there no normal person in Wano Country except Ono Hayashizo?

"Stop talking nonsense. Come on. You came to me alone. You didn't come here to show off that you've been out to sea. If you have something to say, say it quickly. If you have something to say, fart quickly!"

"Hahahahaha, you're really impatient. But I'll say it. Although Orochi may be wrong in other places, he is not wrong to call the Demon King. You are the embodiment of force. Force has always been the solution to various problems in human history. The law of the jungle is the law of nature. This is a world where "force" is the only theory. Kaido, have you ever thought about having a country as a helper? A real, powerful country is not a game played by children. I know what you did overseas. You hope to rely on those weak people to overthrow the world government, but this is impossible! Kaido! If you want to move this mountain that has been built for eight hundred years, you must rely on force, real force!" Kurozumi Muchan said, raising her arms high, waving the imperial coins in her hands, as if what she said was the truth told to her by God.

"Wu la la la la la, I am the strongest? Then why didn't you come to Baijuu at the beginning? Instead, you contacted the World Government? I am not afraid to tell you that the order my men found in the World Government's ship was to purge the entire Wano Country. Great wise man, it seems that your vision in choosing allies is not very good." Kaido is actually lying. The World Government certainly cannot make a paper document for such a thing. He can't read minds, and it is definitely impossible for him to know the order received by CP0.

However, this is also a reasonable speculation. After all, the World Government will definitely want to keep strategic materials such as seastone firmly in its own hands. Anyway, the World Government has done things like destroying countries more than once or twice, not to mention that Wano Country is not a member country. In the past, it is possible that a new bloody hunt will be held in Wano Country. Now, Kaido wants to know how this Kurozumi Muchan will answer him, and this will also determine how Kaido treats them.

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