One Piece: I'm Luffy

The price is too high.

"Ten...ten billion Baileys, are you crazy or did I hear it wrong? Even if we sell the whole Alabasta, it won't be enough."

When Vivi heard Luffy's lion's mouth, she forgot to cry and turned into a shark face and yelled at Luffy. She thought Luffy's price would be outrageous, but she didn't expect it to be so outrageous. Ten billion Baileys, her own life is not worth that much.

"Sir Luffy, one billion is indeed not enough for our current Alabasta, but don't worry, I once said to the king that in the treasury of Alabasta, There is a devil fruit inherited from the ancestors. Although I don't know what kind of ability this devil fruit has, I am sure that it is a natural devil fruit. As long as you can save Alabasta, I am willing to ask the king to give you this devil fruit."

Ikalem stopped Vivi who wanted to go forward to Luffy to argue and assured Luffy. Luffy raised his eyebrows in surprise. It seems that there is no mention of Alabasta having a devil fruit in his memory. But forget it, Luffy didn't think much about it and agreed in Usopp's desperate eyes. Ikareem's request, Nami patted his shoulder helplessly to comfort him. Didn't you see that she didn't resist? Besides, Nami believed that Luffy's strength was enough to defeat Crocodile.

After agreeing to Ikareem's request, the Straw Hat Pirates also began to prepare before going out to sea. Luffy came to an empty room and turned on the system. The system just reminded him that the system mall had a small update and some gadgets were added. He wanted to see if there were any of these extra things that could improve the strength of his partners. After browsing them, Luffy was a little disappointed and a little excited. , I am disappointed that this system mall update did not bring anything to improve the strength of my partners, but I am excited that there is a limited-time item: the designated castration knife

Designated castration knife: It comes from a Frankenstein in a certain world. When this knife is used, the user can designate a character to physically castrate him, and after being castrated by this knife, the castrated person will feel double the pain, but will not be killed by the pain

After exchanging for the designated castration knife, Luffy took it in his hand and played with it for a while. The small blade exudes a fascinating cold light. After using it on Momonosuke, who is hated by all Haimi, it is pointed at The castration knife turned into a meteor and flew towards the horizon. As for what happened next, Luffy didn't care and returned to the port where the Merry was. As long as he didn't hurt him to death, he had other ways to torture this little pervert.

On a ship in the New World, a child was wiping his saliva in the room and recalling the graceful figures of the beauties in his hometown. When his baby's mouth was firm, a cold light suddenly appeared from the distant sky and aimed at his baby. Before the child could react, his baby was cut off by the roots and rolled to the door of the room. After a while, the child who reacted covered his mouth. The place where blood was gushing out was making an incomparable scream

The person guarding outside heard his young master who was already unconscious and the wound that was constantly gushing out blood. He was anxious and immediately drew his weapon and rushed into the room where the child was. When he entered the room, he saw the miserable state of the child and was about to go in to check the situation, but he heard a smack. The man seemed to feel that he seemed to have guessed something. The man lowered his head stiffly and raised his feet to see that a pool of flesh was lying quietly on the floor. He looked at his young master's wound, wiped the sweat off his face with difficulty, and took advantage of no one noticing to immediately The shapeless meat paste was thrown into the sea to feed the fish, but the fish in the sea vomited it out as soon as it entered their mouths, and used their tails to break up the meat paste in disgust and swam away in bad luck. The man who did all this picked up the bleeding young master with a guilty conscience and went to find the ship's doctor. In this way, after Buggy, the second demon in the world of One Piece was born. Let's celebrate. He is a general who inherited his father and mother's wishes and traveled to the future to save the country. His name is Kozuki Momonosuke

(Little baby: Is there no one to speak for me? The world has isolated me and let him ridicule me)

In the Grand Line Luffy didn't know about these things. At this moment, he was standing at the port and looking at Ikarem, who was dressed as a woman, with a complicated expression.

"Actually, uncle, you don't have to be like this. I have dealt with the two killers later, so there is no need for you to divert the enemy's attention."

Just now, Luffy, who had been lost countless times before flying back, saw Ikarem dressed as Princess Vivi as soon as he landed. Looking at Ikarem with hairy legs and strange makeup, Luffy didn't want to help Vivi for a moment. As for Sanji, if Zoro hadn't stopped him, Ikarem would have been in Luffy's hands.

I was kicked to death by him before I came back. After Luffy persuaded him countless times, Ikareem insisted on doing so, saying that it was just in case. Luffy covered his eyes and turned around to say that he was tired of destruction.

While Ikareem was still chattering about Vivi, Luffy set his eyes on the big duck that wanted to take Vivi away before. While Ikareem and Vivi were still making love, Luffy's untimely voice came

"Hey, why is there such a big duck here? It looks plump. Sanji, hurry up, I want to eat roasted whole duck for lunch today."

Sanji heard that there were good ingredients and didn't want to kick Ikareem to death. He came to the duck in one step and looked at the plump duck. In an instant, Sanji decided how to cook each part of the duck.

"Luffy, roasting the whole duck is a waste of ingredients. Look at its head and neck, as well as the intestines and gizzards in the body. They can be braised. The two big wings can be made into honey-glazed roasted wings or spicy roasted wings. The duck breast is absolutely delicious when fried in oil. The two duck legs can be braised, and the remaining meat can be made into duck meatballs. Tsk, tsk, tsk, every piece is a good tool for drinking. Hey, Green Algae Head, if you want to have a good meal, help me kill this duck."

Hearing this, Zoro didn't care about Sanji calling him Green Algae Head. He drew his knife and walked towards the duck with a grin. Luffy and Sanji also sharpened their fists They were ready to tie it up. The duck shivered and curled up in the corner, quacking, as if begging Luffy and the others to let it go. But the three people who were controlled by the gluttony didn't care. Seeing that their partner was about to become someone else's meal, the anxious Vivi picked up a wooden stick to block the three people.

"What do you want to do to my Kalu? I warn you not to have any bad thoughts about it."

Seeing that the few people were unmoved, Nami who came out of the cabin saw this situation and immediately teleported behind the few people and knocked them to the ground with one punch. Then their female companions either carried or dragged them back to the Merry. As for Sanji, he could only let Usopp carry him back to the Merry. Seeing that he had escaped a disaster, Nami came out of the cabin and saw this situation. She immediately teleported behind the few people and knocked them to the ground with one punch. Then their female companions either carried or dragged them back to the Merry. As for Sanji, he could only let Usopp carry him back to the Merry. Kalu breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with his wings, but his legs were still trembling.

After the three people's commotion, Ikarem no longer planned to continue the sentimental activities. After a few simple instructions, he boarded another ship and headed in another direction. Under the guidance of Nami, the Merry headed towards Alabasta, but what Vivi didn't expect was that Ikarem's ship suddenly exploded not long after it left.

"Ikarem!"

Vivi shouted worriedly, but in order not to waste time, she could only watch Ikarem's ship sink to the bottom of the sea. Luffy stood on the observation deck and watched all this, with a faint smile on his lips.