One Piece: Don’t mess with me

【Ding! Host lazy big success, reward 10 salted fish value! 】

What a fragrance!

Char glanced at his properties panel with satisfaction and continued like this.

It’s hard to say when Luffy will become One Piece, but he Char will soon become the Salty Fish King.

[Host: Char

Skills: Salted fish stabbing LV1, copy my little salted fish and fight LV1 with you

Physique: Salted fish does not die

Equipment: None

Salted fish value: 31].

‘System, don’t you have a raffle box raffle wheel or something like that?’ ’

Taking advantage of Luffy’s hard rowing, Char said to the system in his heart.

Seeing that the salted fish value had risen to 31, Char couldn’t help but want to come to a ten-in-a-row.

【…… The system maker is too lazy to do it, and this system does not provide a lottery function for the time being! 】

“Poof! Pit daddy stuff, lazier than me! ”

Char couldn’t help but roll his eyes, no wonder it was called the salted fish system, and the emotional maker was also a salted fish.

“Roar!”

Just as Char was secretly cursing the system maker of the salted fish, only a deafening roar was heard.

A monster bigger than a boat suddenly appears, it is the king of the offshore who lives near the windmill village!

I saw that it opened its large mouth full of sword mountain-like teeth and bit towards Luffy and Char’s boat.

“I’ve been waiting for you for a long time! Rubber pistol! ”

Luffy laughed and threw his fist, already eyeing the King of the Near Sea when Shanks lost an arm.

And in the past few years, the king of the near sea has not been less plague to the windmill village, and now Luffy is already leaving, of course, to solve this damn monster.

“Roar!”

The huge King of the Near Sea is not a vegetarian, even if the two little people in front of him are not enough for him to stuff his teeth.

Still opening his blood basin and biting towards the boat, it is a pity that Luffy and Char are not food it can eat.

With just one punch, the seemingly powerful King of the Near Sea was knocked down, failing to reproduce the heroic posture of biting off the arms of the Four Emperors.

【Ding! The host is lazy and successful, and 1 salted fish value is rewarded! 】

“Yes, is the King of the Near Sea so cheap?”

Char said angrily, the system is discriminating against animals

It’s a pity that the system didn’t take care of Char, and Char, who was already accustomed to salted fish, didn’t bother to continue to calculate with the system.

With Luffy’s efforts, the boat gets farther and farther away from the windmill village.

Thanks to Luffy’s physique trained by his grandfather Karp since he was a child, he was inhuman, and he rowed with two oars for hours without panting.

“Char, I feel like something is wrong…”

Luffy didn’t make it until dark, mainly because he was hungry.

Luffy, who ate all the food in one gulp and turned himself into a big fat man, grunted down half a bucket of water.

Seeing this scene, Char sighed and moved his box behind him to protect it.

It’s not that he can’t bear to eat this, it’s just that no amount of food can withstand Luffy’s appetite.

And this guy is especially hungry and gives the food to Luffy.

It was just going from starving one person to starving two people together, and Char didn’t want to go hungry for Luffy.

“What’s wrong? We successfully went to sea and defeated the king of the near sea, and everything went well. ”

Char, who had protected the box, said lazily, he had roughly figured out how to use the salted fish system.

As long as he remains in the ‘salted fish state’, he can continue to earn salted fish points, and Char, who is in the ‘salted fish state’, is also recognized as out of battle.

In other words, at this time, Char has begun to charge the salted fish stab, but as long as Char does not make a move, no one can see anything abnormal in him.

“Well, it seems so?”

Luffy scratched his hair, and he couldn’t figure out what Char said was wrong.

Even he forgot what he wanted to say just now, but Luffy wasn’t that kind of personality that went to the bottom of his life.

Since you can’t think of it, you don’t want to, fill your stomach and continue to row.

Now Char suddenly found that the boat was not useless, like this undulating and shaking on the sea.

It’s like lying on a cradle chair, making people want to close their eyes and sleep before they know it.

It’s just that not long after Char closed his eyes, he suddenly felt a little wet under him lying in the direction of the bow.

“Groove!”

When Char, who did not know why, opened his eyes, he saw Luffy who was half immersed in the seawater, and collapsed weakly in the stern.

What’s even more infuriating is that this guy hasn’t realized that the boat has flooded and is sleeping soundly.

It turned out that the bottom of the ship had been cracked by a hole that Luffy had sealed with a wooden plank, and a stream of sea water was constantly gushing out of the cracked gap.

Only the two-meter-long boat had already sunk a little bit, and if Char woke up later, he would not have to feed the fish with Luffy, a fool

Finish.

“Stupid! Don’t wake up soon! ”

Char knocked Luffy, the fool, awake with a fist, only to find that Luffy, whose body was immersed in seawater, was screaming in fright.

“Wow! What’s going on… Damn, I have no strength…”

Luffy, who eats the Devil Fruit and turns into a rubber man, will lose his strength as long as he touches seawater, and if there is only a small amount of seawater, it will not be fatal.

This fool didn’t notice it when the boat was in the water, and by the time Char woke up, half of his body was already immersed in the sea.

“I’m really… Forget it, hurry into the bucket and stay, I hope our luck will be better…”

Char lifted the barrel and stuffed Luffy in, the idiot was now so weak that he couldn’t even get into the bucket himself.

“Ahaha, it’s fun.”

Luffy was stuffed into the bucket by Char, and seeing that the boat was about to sink, instead of panicking in the slightest, he laughed.

“Fun you size! Give me peace of mind to stay inside, dare to break the bucket and never want to eat in this life! ”

Char shouted viciously, and then sealed the barrel, leaving only a breath.

Although he had long known that Luffy would not die, he still had a toothache feeling when he saw this guy die like this.

At this time, the boat was not far from sinking, and Char could only curl up in the box as much as possible.

I hope everything is the same as he remembers, otherwise the words of a king of the near sea pop up now.

The future One Piece is afraid that he will not feed the fish. I don’t know if the fish in the sea recognize him as a salted fish relative.