Nba Players Pretended To Be Uncle Drew And I Tortured Them

"Chu Han hit a three-pointer again, this is his first time in the game...wait, what happened on the sidelines?!"

United States, Sacramento.

Sleep Train Arena.

The commentator on the scene was explaining Chu Han's performance just now.

On the 7th, the Knicks hit another three-pointer amidst the cheers of the MVP fans.

Counting this goal, the Knicks' lead in the first quarter reached 15 points.

As expected, this game should be over at this point.

After all, the king really couldn't find any good way to restrict Chu Han.

As long as Chu Han plays smoothly, the Knicks' victory will be just a matter of time.

But it happened to be when this game should have ended in an orderly manner.

An unexpected situation occurred on the sidelines.

Anthony Bennett, the No. 4 pick in 2013, jumped up from the bench and directly pushed DeMarcus Cousins ​​next to him to the ground.

This rookie, who was supposed to be the top pick in history, caught Cousins ​​off guard and took the lead in taking the initiative in this civil war.

"WTF?"

Kaoshen on the floor looked confused.

In his memory, Bennett was a very polite rookie.

On weekdays, Cousins, as the elder of the team, often bullies him.

Things like stuffing the car with popcorn and asking him to carry various bags were basically done all the time.

in other words.

In Cousins' eyes, Bennett is an honest man.

I never thought that if I beeped him a few times today, the honest man would explode!

Anthony Bennett is actually not an honest person.

He's not even a good guy.

Being polite and so on is purely a personality he created to improve his ranking.

Today, the character of the honest man is completely lost.

Bennett stopped pretending and showed off his cards.

I'm Nate the Thunderbolt!

Of course.

Cousins ​​on the floor is not a vegetarian either.

After being caught off guard by Bennett's sudden outburst, Kaoshen quickly regained his position, rolled over and pushed Bennett to the floor.

Are you the Thunderbolt Hand?

I am Senior Brother Duanshui Shui!

Bennett, who was originally very powerful, was instantly killed by Cousins.

Immediately afterwards, with all the fans and cameras from around the world focusing on him, Kao Shen punched his teammate in the face.

It seems that he vented all the anger he had suffered so far in this game in this punch!

Anthony Bennett is a fool.

He thought that the two sides would just push each other and stop there.

After all, we are still teammates.

But the God test is not just a matter of points, he means it for real!

Cousins' friendship-breaking punch was so late that Bennett fainted on the spot.

It can be seen from this that ordinary people really can't beat Cousins' 20-year-old punch.

However, the fainting was instantaneous. Half a second later, Bennett came to his senses and subconsciously punched Kaoshen back.

Hit the door directly!

The sudden surprise on the Kings bench caused an uproar among the fans.

They are senior fans of the New York Knicks, and of course they have watched the Chu Han Madison Garden Martial Arts Tournament live and replayed.

So they are very familiar with such vicious incidents on the court.

But no matter how familiar it is.

Madison Martial Arts Club, both sides are also rivals!

Chu Han was hitting the opponent's players.

But now.

The scene of the Sacramento Budokai.

The two parties involved in this battle are teammates!

A fight between teammates?

The most ridiculous thing in the world!

"Stop fighting!"

Kings coach Mike Malone rushed over immediately: "Stop it!"

Originally, the king was already in danger in this game.

Cousins' early technical foul and calm ending made the Kings even worse.

The result is in this case.

Cousins ​​also got into a fight with his teammates on the bench?

If you have this ability, why don't you go to the court and have ten free-fighting games with Chu Han under ⓊFC rules?

What's the point of fighting in a nest?

Besides, even if you fight in a private room, don't fight in public.

It’s so embarrassing!

Ran goose.

The two boxers who were already on top completely ignored coach Mike Malone's dissuasion.

The battle between them seems to have just begun.

In the end, it was the entire Kings team that came forward to start a fight and brought the internal brawl to an end.

Bennett, who was beaten by Cousins ​​with his absolute strength + tonnage advantage, was lying on the floor with a bruised nose and face. To describe him at this time, it is not an exaggeration at all.

Even so, Bennett still stood up tenaciously through his own strength.

Before he was helped back to the locker room, the 13th rookie also glanced in the direction of Chu Han.

He seemed to be saying:

I didn’t lose face as a rookie from the 13th class!

the other side.

Chu Han, who had watched the whole internal fight between the Sacramento Kings, laughed at this look.

Being beaten violently by his teammates, Ben Bing did not forget to take care of himself.

Absolutely amazing!

But in fact.

This is not a complete job for Bennett.

He is throwing a certificate of honor at Chu Han.

After such a battle with Cousins ​​on the bench, Bennett knew clearly that his career with the Kings was over.

Even if the Kings management suffers a cerebral hemorrhage, they will not allow themselves and Cousins ​​to stay on the team at the same time.

This is a huge hidden danger for the team. If you stay in the team, it will explode at any time.

Since he was destined to leave, Bennett might as well find a home for himself as early as possible.

In his opinion.

The Knicks, who looked invincible in the first half of the season, are the best place for casual players.

This wave, this wave Bennett felt that he was at least on the third level.

After all, his wishful thinking sounded really loud.

It's a pity that Chu Han already knew what level of character this guy was.

The most prolific champion in history!

Directly whitewash the existence of Kwame Brown.

It is impossible for Chu Han to trade this kind of parallel import, and the Knicks management will not let him trade him into the team.

The episode is over and the game continues.

Originally, Mike Malone thought that after Cousins ​​calmed down, there was a possibility of returning to the court.

As a result, Kaoshen started having sex with his teammates on the bench.

Bennett was carried away with a bruised nose and face, and naturally Kaoshen could not return to the court.

In the end, the game at Sleep Train Stadium ended with the Knicks beating the Kings by a huge score.

Although the second half of this game was all garbage time.

But the fans at the scene had satisfaction written all over their faces when they left the field.

There is no other reason.

I watched a boxing match and also attended an NBA regular season game.

The fare is actually still discounted.

Isn’t this wonderful?

It’s so cool, isn’t it?

After defeating the Kings, Chu Han and the Knicks flew back to New York overnight.

On the second day, they ushered in back-to-back competitions at the venue.

The opponent is the Philadelphia 76ers, who have started high and gone low this season.

76ers rookie McAway was so hot at the beginning of the season.

His decline is so obvious now.

The 76ers were also easily defeated by the Knicks on the road.

"For Chu Han, this comparison equals rest."

During the post-game interview, coach Mike Woodson also praised Chu Han’s performance: “Back-to-back? This concept is not in his dictionary.

For other players, back-to-back battles are a great physical test.

But for Chu Han, back-to-back games have almost no impact on his physical fitness.

One game with three quarters and one game with two quarters.

Chu Han may have played more time in back-to-back games than others in one game!

December 31st, US time.

The Knicks play their last game in December.

After defeating the Orlando Magic in an away game, they ushered in a long-lost 4-game winning streak after Chu Han's suspension was lifted.

With a record of 27 wins and 5 losses, the Knicks once again surpassed the Spurs and became the team with the league's record.

January 1st, US time.

Bid farewell to 2013 and welcome 2014.

In the first second of 2014, NBA officials announced the results of the league's monthly awards last month on their official website.

First of all, it must be the Rookie of the Month list.

In the West, Trey Burke still easily won the Western Conference Rookie of the Month award.

The competition pressure for the 13th draft class is still too low, and there are not many rookies in the Western Conference who can make a difference.

What Trey Burke missed was a blessing.

East side.

McAway has lost the strength to fight.

There is no doubt that Chu Han won the Eastern Conference Rookie of the Month award for the second consecutive time.

Even though Chu Han missed 6 games in December, the games he played were enough to win Rookie of the Month.

On the list of the best rookie of the season, Chu Han still leads the way.

It is already a recognized fact that he has locked up the league's Rookie of the Season award in advance.

Some fans even said directly online:

"It is recommended that the league not announce the results of the Rookie of the Month in the Eastern and Western Conferences, since there is no suspense about the Rookie of the Month anyway.

After reading about the best rookie, the next thing to be announced was the 12-year-old Eastern and Western best ball string award.

This side of the west.

Kevin Durant is the best player for the second consecutive month.

Last month, Adu led the Thunder to a 14-3 record.

He averaged 29.4 points, 9.4 rebounds and 4.5 assists per game.

He also averaged 1.7 steals and 1.1 blocks per game.

The performance on both ends of the offense and defense continued the highlights of November.

It is well deserved to win the title of Best of the Month.

In fact, Adu is invincible this season.

It’s the same old saying:

Durant in the 13-14 season was the MVP!

It's a pity that Chu Han came out of nowhere.

December's Eastern Conference Player of the Month was undoubtedly won by Chu Han.

Is there really no suspense?

In fact, at the beginning, fans still felt a little suspenseful.

Why?

Because in the Eastern Conference in December, LeBron/Lon James gradually began to exert force.

The little emperor played in 14 games last month, leading the Heat to 10 wins and 4 losses, averaging 25+8+7+1.5 steals per game per month, playing efficiently and comprehensively.

Moreover, Chu Han missed six games throughout December.

Can be biased.

The six games he missed became a bonus during the winter ban.

Just look at the New York Knicks' performance after losing Chu Han.

The goalkeeper is a team with a 22-game winning streak and can be stopped.

Then without Chu Han, they had 1 win and 5 losses in 6 games.

The entire Knicks team is telling the world with their performance:

Chu Han is the real MVP!

With Chu Han, the Knicks are ranked No. 1 in the league

1. The undefeated God of War.

Without Chu Han, the Knicks would have just 1 win and 5 losses.

With such a stark contrast, it would be outrageous for Chu Han not to win the Eastern Conference Best of the Month for December.

Not to mention, in just the 10 games he played, the Knicks achieved a complete victory record.

Chu Han himself also maintained a monthly scoring performance of 40+ points per game, becoming the second player in NBA history to average 40 points per game for consecutive months.

Who was the last one?

That is of course Wilt. Anyway, it has to be me, Chamberlain.

In the latest MVP list, Chu Han still ranks first.

After him, there are Western Conference Player of the Month Kevin Durant, Miami Heat superstars LeBron James/Ron James, and Blake, who is gradually starting to shine in the Western Conference.

·Griffin.

Just like Kevin Durant playing at an MVP level this season.

Griffin, the white monster of the Los Angeles Clippers, has also gradually completed his transformation.

Unfortunately.

Whether it was the MVP-level Durant or the transforming Griffin, they all met the sudden emergence of Chu Han.

Compared with Chu Han, the two of them are still a bit less interesting.

Immediately afterwards, the fans reacted somewhat strongly during the selection of the Eastern and Western Conference Coach of the Month.

Because the Eastern Conference's Coach of the Month was actually given to Mike Woodson instead of Spoelstra!

…Please give me flowers…

Last week, after losing Chu Han, Woodson proved that he really has no coaching ability.

He was able to lead the Knicks to the best start record in history, all because of Chu Han's presence.

Without Chu Han, the Knicks' 1-5 record is the best evidence of Woodson's inability.

The Knicks are really capable of starting a 22-game winning streak even with a leash!

However, some New York fans retorted online:

"Don't Coach Spoelstra also have Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh and LeBron/Ron James?"

"Who says Coach Mike Woodson doesn't have good stuff? Didn't the Knicks win a game without Chu Han?"

"Being able to win a game with the Knicks' lineup without Chu Han has proven the ability of coach Mike Woodson!"

What's more, they directly took out the Christmas War to highlight it.

"Look what happened on Christmas Day."

"Coach Mike Woodson boldly launched new players. When he faced the Miami Heat, he sent in three new players!"

"That game was also Chu Han's first game back after being suspended for 6 games."

"No one can guarantee what Chu Han's condition will be like, let alone what results the three newcomers can achieve!"

"But, coach Mike Woodson dared to give it a try!"

"This is also a reflection of his coaching ability. There is nothing wrong with him winning the best coach of the month!"

See these New York fans online, debating themselves like crazy.

Coach Mike Woodson was moved to tears.

Although!

It was Chu Han's suggestion to boldly launch new players and adopt a new starting lineup in the Christmas game.

Although!

The Knicks are indeed able to win 22 consecutive games even with a dog in the coaching position, ranking first in the league.

but!

The fans who are defending this time are indeed themselves!

Touched.jpg!

After Chu Han won the double Best of the Month for the second consecutive month.

Sports brands around the world are once again unable to sit still.

Sports brands, led by Nike and Adidas, began to decide to provide Chu Han with second-round signing offers.

It’s not just these well-known foreign manufacturers.

China far across the ocean.

Many Chinese brands have decisively chosen to provide Chu Han with stud-level endorsement quotes.

The Chinese brand headed by Mou Ning and Mou Ta sent contract signing representatives to fly to New York.

They want to talk to Chu Han.

But before signing the final sneaker endorsement deal.

Chu Han first signed endorsement contracts with some other brands from his agent.

For example————Ferrari!

Ferrari has always wanted to create a new supercar series around contemporary young people.

There happens to be a lack of a core brand spokesperson to endorse the new generation of supercars.

The emergence of Chu Han has filled Ferrari's vacancies in these ten links.

Chu Han is also full of sincerity.

January 4th, US time.

Seven limited-edition Ferrari supercars landed directly at Chu Han’s doorstep.

"That's your digit number, Chu.

Ferrari's operations director introduced these seven limited-edition supercars to Chu Han with full sincerity: "You wear the No. 7 jersey, so we gave you this supercar."

Looking at these brand new limited-edition Ferrari supercars at the door, Chu Han felt a little regretful.

If I had known earlier, I would have worn the No. 99 jersey.

It’s really not because I want 99 Ferrari supercars, I just simply like this number.

In the end, Chu Han became the first Chinese spokesperson to sign an endorsement contract in the history of Ferrari.

A six-year, US$78 million after-tax contract allows Chu Han to endorse the new generation of Ferrari series and at the same time receive limited air transportation from Ferrari headquarters every year.

A star supercar.

From Ferrari's perspective, this is all what it should be.

Chu Han’s traffic and popularity are enough to drive sales of Ferrari’s new series!

It's not just Ferrari.

Patek Philippe, a world-famous watch company that has never found a spokesperson in history, also rarely found Chu Han’s team.

With the progress and rapid development of the times.

Patek Philippe’s management also realized that they needed to make changes.

A brand new series of famous watches for young people in the new era is the first step for them to make changes.

besides.

In order to bring new young watches into the eyes of young people and open up a new market.

A top spokesperson for the world is an indispensable key man.

So here comes the question:

Looking at the world today, who is the top player capable of driving sales in the global market?

The answer is undoubtedly——Chu Han!

Patek Philippe also learned a bit about Ferrari’s operation.

January 7th, US time.

Patek Philippe's signing team brought 7 limited-edition top-level watches from the company headquarters and gave them directly to Chu Han.

Looking at the seven watches in front of him, Chu Han really wanted to change his number.

If 99 is not enough, 58 can still make a living and be dressed!

Just after Chu Han successively signed contracts with Ferrari and Patek Philippe, some other brand manufacturers are also actively seeking to cooperate with the Chu Han team.

Among them is 2K, the most popular game company nowadays.

January 12th, US time.

2K Company officially announced on its official website:

Chu Han will serve as the global spokesperson for the new generation game "NBA2K15"!

This official tweet announcing that Chu Han will serve as the spokesperson for the game set a record for the number of likes on the official 2K Twitter account.

Chu Han’s terrifying market appeal is evident!

January 13th, US time.

NBA officials are not idle either.

With various Chu Han-related incidents flooding the Internet, the NBA officially announced the first-round voting results for the 2014 New Orleans All-Star Weekend!

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