Nba Players Pretended To Be Uncle Drew And I Tortured Them

When he heard the beep at the end of the call, Glenn Grunwald on the other end of the phone looked confused.

Tell me, you can watch the NCAA tournament finals comfortably at home.

Seeing Chu Han's wonderful performance, he shouted 666 along with the fans.

As a result, my boss called me.

A death order was also issued.

If you can't get Chu Han, will you be fired?

Who can I ask to reason with this?

But think about it carefully.

My boss is indeed so willful.

James Dolan is the most willful of all team owners in NBA history.

He has no concept of money, so when it comes to giving players contracts, it's a fool to make too much money.

In terms of player transactions, Dolan also implements the principle of willfulness to the end.

As long as he likes someone, he must let the team's general manager try to trade him into the team.

Definitely Chu Han now!

As the salaried general manager of the team, Glenn Grunwald could only complain a few times in his heart.

The team owner’s death order means that you have to try whatever you say.

The camera returns to Phillips Arena.

When Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley were in the commentary box, they both began to talk about the NBA playoffs this season.

Then you know that this NCAA championship final has lost its suspense.

That’s right!

Under Chu Han's extremely dominant performance, Syracuse University had no chance to fight back.

They watched helplessly as the score difference widened, but they were unable to do anything.

"For Syracuse University now, the moment the game ends, it is simply a relief."

Kenny Smith brought the topic back to the game itself: "Every second of the game now is a torture for them.

Like Kenny Smith said.

The Syracuse University players on the court are in so much pain.

At the end of each round, they have to subconsciously look up at the game time.

Then I complained in my heart:

Why the hell isn’t the game over yet?

In stark contrast to their suffering, UCLA's young players started celebrating early.

Zach LaVine, Shabazz Mohammed, Norman Powell, Kyle Anderson and others were waving the towels in their hands crazily.

Coach Ben Holland's joy could not be hidden at all.

Captured by the camera, only Chu Han remained calm and showed no excitement.

In fact.

Chu Han really didn't feel the slightest joy.

Because————It’s so easy to win!

Putting his strength in the NCAA is really a dimensionality reduction attack.

The NBA is the stage where he should show off his talents.

Of course.

How could the excited UCLA players allow Chu Han to stay out of it?

When the game ends, the red light lights up on the edges of the baskets on both sides of the court.

The UCLA players, led by LaVine, rushed onto the court like crazy and started a carnival. 080

They tossed Chu Han up, down, and up again!

There were nearly 20,000 fans in the audience, chanting Chu Han's name uniformly.

"Tonight, Chu Han's name will be heard throughout the United States!"

"Tonight, Qinhan's name will be spread throughout the world!"

Kenny Smith in the commentary box said excitedly:

"Tonight belongs to Chu Han!"

When he finished speaking.

The cheering slogans of the fans at the scene have changed.

No longer Chu Han, but MVP!

"MVP!"

"MVP!"

"MVP!"

Amid the fans' enthusiastic calls for MVP, the organizing committee of the NCAA tournament moved the trophy, symbolizing the NCAA tournament championship, to the stadium.

The UCLA players and coaching staff all turned to Chu Han to help.

The job of lifting the championship trophy must be done by Chu Han.

No one is qualified to take it away!

All eyes were focused on UCLA No. 7 standing beside the trophy.

After adjusting the brim of his championship hat, Chu Han raised the NCAA championship trophy high!

"boom!!"

next moment.

Atlanta's Phillips Arena erupted into cheers like a roaring tsunami.

UCLA finally achieved an unbeaten championship record of 32 consecutive wins in a single season!

Unprecedented.

It’s hard for anyone to come in the future!

"We really did it, Chu!"

On the way back to the locker room, LaVine jumped on Chu Han's back excitedly: "We are the champions!"

"No one can defeat us, Chu!"

Shahbaz Mohammad danced excitedly: "We have never been defeated, we are the strongest!"

The rest of the UCLA players cheered.

When they returned to the locker room, there was another big brawl between real men.

After the brawl, Chu Han, who attended the post-match press conference, made an official announcement in front of media from all over the world:

"I chose to take my talent to the NBA."

He has already won the highest level of NCAA honors.

Staying in the NCAA to reduce dimensionality is meaningless.

It's time to start a new copy!

at the same time.

After winning the NCAA tournament, Chu Han was undoubtedly elected as the Most Valuable Player of the NCAA Tournament Final Four.

Different from the NBA's FMVP trophy, the trophy for the best player in the NCAA Final Four is the MOP trophy.

After winning the MOP, Chu Han's harvest of honors has just begun.

April 6th, US time.

The Associated Press announced this season's All-America awards.

Chu Han deservedly became the Associated Press All-American.

Immediately afterwards, ESPN, TNT, ABC TV and other media also awarded Chu Han their respective media player of the year.

Naismith's best college player was also won by Chu Xiang (bfac).

He was also selected to the first-team All-American team.

First team All-American defensive team.

Various personal awards, easy to get!

The mainstream media in China also gave Chu Han this definition on the official website:

"Chu Han——American College Basketball Honor Grand Slam!"

The local media in Los Angeles also praised Chu Han.

Compared with the Lakers, who have had various ups and downs this season, and even the Clippers in the top half of the Western Conference.

UCLA is the real king of Los Angeles!

At least in the NCAA realm.

The NCAA tournament has officially ended, and the honors of various American college students have been announced.

The fans' eyes finally returned to the NBA.

April 12th, US time.

The Los Angeles Lakers face the Golden State Warriors at home.

Before this game, Kobe Bryant fought against all odds to help the Lakers secure a playoff spot. The show time is almost full.

Even someone as strong as Kobe could not withstand injuries.

At Staples, Zijin No. 24 was injured and fell down three times.

Finally, after falling down for the third time, he could no longer continue the game. After completing his serve, he returned to the locker room.

After the game, Kobe was diagnosed with a torn Achilles tendon and was ruled out for the season.

Although the Lakers finally secured a spot in the playoffs, they encountered the powerful Spurs in the first round.

In the first round, they were swept out with a score of 0:4.

It is worth mentioning that.

In G4 of this series with the Spurs, Dwight Howard directly committed six fouls and left the game voluntarily.

In the eyes of many media, the fantastic linkage between Happy Beast and the Lakers has officially failed.

Howard may have to reconsider his whereabouts in the summer.

April 26th, US time.

The NBA playoffs are getting more and more intense.

The rookies from all walks of life in 2013 also started their respective joint trial training journeys.

Chu Han, who is the favorite to be the No. 1 pick, did not appear on the roster for the Chicago combine.

In the opinion of many experts, he has already locked up the No. 1 pick, and there is no need to go to Chicago to show off.

Only those rookies whose draft picks are not stable enough have the need to go to Chicago to enhance their exposure.

It is worth mentioning that.

In addition to Chu Han, UCLA's Shabaz Mohammad also announced his candidacy this year.

Zach LaVine chose to stay for one year and run again in 2014.

This die-hard fan of the Los Angeles Lakers knows very well that his current market situation is all due to following Chu Han.

The pride in his heart told LaVine that he must rely on his own strength to conquer those scouts.

So he chose to work hard in the NCAA for a year and get a draft that truly suits his strength.

Muhammad didn't think much about it.

Now following Chu Han, he has made a fortune in predicting high draft picks, taking advantage of the fact that 2013 is another low year for the draft.

If you don’t run for election now, when will you wait?

"Although Chu Han did not appear in Chicago, he is still the only candidate for the No. 1 pick. 17

After the joint trial training in Chicago, a team manager accepted an anonymous interview:

"Unless he is injured now, it is impossible for any team holding the No. 1 pick not to select him.

"Even if Chu Han is injured, the teams that won the No. 1 pick are unlikely to be willing to miss Chu Han."

in other words.

Chu Han will disappear now unless he disappears from the world.

If he is in charge, he is definitely the No. 1 pick, and no one can shake his position.

Talk about it.

The executive also opened his mouth.

It was the day after his anonymous interview was aired.

There was news that Nerlens Noel, the popular rookie in the 13th class, was injured and will be absent from the entire rookie team.

Noel was the most popular candidate for the No. 1 pick in the 13th session before Chu Han.

Now that he is injured, Chu Han is no longer the top pick, and he is no longer stable.

On the contrary, Noel's own ranking will be greatly affected by this season-ending injury!

The joint trial training of the rookies is over, and the individual trial training invitations of each team are proceeding in an orderly manner.

NBA headquarters building.

David Stern also called together league executives for a meeting.

The theme of this meeting is also very simple.

It’s about the final ownership of the No. 1 pick in 2013.

There are only four team options before NBA management -

The Orlando Magic in the East, the Phoenix Suns, New Orleans Hornets and Sacramento Kings in the West.

As for the Cleveland Cavaliers, Washington Wizards, Charlotte Bobcats, and Minnesota Timberwolves.

All are outside the scope of discussion.

"I think it should be given to Phoenix, they have a good tradition of point guards."

In the history of the Suns, there have been famous point guards like Kevin Johns, Jason Kidd and Steve Nash.

Although Chu Han is an all-around player, his registered position is point guard after all.

Going to the sun is not against harmony at all.

"I think Sacramento is good, they have DeMarcus, it will be an interesting combination."

So are the Kings this season

The mud cannot support the wall.

But they have a beast inside like Cousins ​​​​in the team, and when paired with Chu Han, they form an inside and outside combination of Chu Han + Cousins, which is a bit like a bankrupt version of OK.

"We are all young people, why not go to New Orleans?"

An executive said: "Anthony Davis is obviously not the leader of the team, he is an excellent second-in-command.

"Chu Han can be that good team leader."

"Anthony Davis will be Pippen next to Chu Han!"

What do you want?

Isn’t the Qiaopi combination delicious?

"Hey, the competition in the West is too fierce. I think the most suitable place for Chu Han to grow is the East."

Someone else said: "Orlando is a good place, it is very suitable for young players to grow up, and the competition in the East is not as fierce as the West."

The Western Conference is fighting to the death for a playoff spot.

This environment is so bad!

The Eastern Conference is better. There are many weak teams. Chu Han can abuse his skills to increase his statistics.

Delightful!

all in all.

Whether it's the bottom three in the West or the only magic in the East.

Executives from all walks of life have their own reasons and rhetoric.

David Stern frowned.

The No. 1 pick, or to put it more directly - where will Chu Han start his career?

Maybe we won’t find out until the day of the draw on May 28th!

time flies.

May 28th, US time.

New York, Hilton Hotel.

There has never been so much media attention to the NBA draft lottery ceremony, but the number of media present today set a historical record.

Media reporters from all over the world have turned their cameras on the equipment that will reveal the rankings of each.

Those little balls that represent the order are ready.

The draw representatives of each team were also neatly dressed.

Many of them came to the scene with so-called lottery mascots.

"Everyone is waiting for the final results to be announced."

ESPN, which broadcast the lottery results live throughout the entire process, even deployed two commentators: "Who will be the biggest winner in the 2013 draft?"

It all depends on this little ball!

After the representatives of each lottery team took their seats.

The 2013 NBA Draft lottery ceremony has officially started.

The first thing to be announced is the ownership of the 14th pick.

The table tennis ball, representing the Utah Jazz, rolled out in the lead.

The Jazz lottery representative looked bored.

He really didn't know why he came to the scene to make up the numbers.

Immediately afterwards, the 13th pick————Dallas Mavericks!

Pick 12——Oklahoma City Thunder!

No. 11 pick——Philadelphia 76ers...

The results up to the 8th pick were exactly as Chu Han remembered.

After all, these teams did not fail in advance like the Hornets, so it is normal for the picks to be consistent.

Starting with the seventh pick, the results skewed.

The Washington Wizards, who were supposed to take the third pick, fell to the seventh pick.

Wizards general manager Ernie Grunfield, who attended the lottery meeting, was directly embarrassed.

If there weren't so many media reporters on site, Grunfield would have started cursing!

Michael Jordan's Charlotte Bobcats became the second victim of the timeline deviation.

Team general manager Richard Joe was still laughing at the Wizards' plummeting draft pick.

When he heard that he was the sixth overall pick, his smile suddenly froze.

In the original timeline, the Bobcats should have been the No. 4 pick, but now they have fallen to No. 6.

With the fifth pick, it's the Cleveland Cavaliers' turn.

The Cavaliers were originally the holders of the No. 1 pick in 13 years on the timeline, and they selected the most valuable No. 1 pick in history—Anthony Bennett.

So in Chu Han's view, it's a good thing that the Cavaliers don't have the No. 1 pick.

It’s hard to choose Bennett, a parallel import, again.

Now.

Of the top four picks, only the four that NBA management Kang met to discuss - the Hornets, Suns, Nationwide and Magic.

Kings general manager Jeff Petrie nervously touched the lottery mascot he brought.

Then, the Kings took the fourth pick.

Obviously, David Stern still doesn't like Cousins' fiery temper.

Chu Han is a strong candidate to become the face of the NBA in the future.

How could he be allowed to learn bad things from Cousins?

The third pick belongs to the Phoenix Suns.

They obtained numerous draft picks in the Nash trade.

In Stern's eyes, the Suns don't have as many potential players as other teams.

There are too many players with future potential, and they may not be able to train them.

The Suns draw representative is their coach Lynch Hunter.

Seeing that he won the No. 3 pick, Hunter was also relieved.

Without the No. 1 pick, we can only start Plan B.

"Now, all that's left is magic and..."

ESPN's commentator is still looking at the team roster.

The team with the second pick has been announced.

The Orlando Magic won the No. 2 pick exactly as in the original timeline.

this means.

The No. 1 pick in 2013 will belong to the New Orleans Hornets!

After they won Anthony Davis with the No. 1 pick in 2012, they won the No. 1 pick for the second consecutive year!

"It's actually a wasp?"

Chu Han, who was watching the live broadcast of the lottery in front of the TV, was a little surprised.

However, it is unexpected, but it is reasonable.

After all, Anthony Davis will be dubbed the son of the United States in the future.

There are no achievements, but the data is off the charts. In the rankings of various media, thick eyebrows are at the forefront.

With such a keen sense of smell, David Stern must have long recognized the identity of the future son of the United States with thick eyebrows.

This wave, the son of the United States + the light of heaven!

The New Orleans Hornets have a great harvest in terms of potential, immediate combat ability, and popularity!

"It's New Orleans?"

at the same time.

In the United States, Bo Tianchang.

After watching the live broadcast, Danny Ainge directly stated: "Call Dell Demps."

"We're looking to trade their No. 1 pick!"

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