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"The game is over!"

Los Angeles, USA.

Staples Center.

When Chu Han brought down two opposing players to the ground in one round on the defensive end.

And when it was 2+1.

The professional commentator from ESPN on the sidelines announced the end of the game in advance.

"No more, no more miracles."

CCTV studio.

Yoga shouted: "Chu Han personally ended the suspense of the game, even though it is only the first half!"

Speaking of which, Yoga once again shared with the Chinese fans in front of the TV the differences between the rules of the NCAA and the NBA.

"This is the ability of a No. 1 pick!"

Mr. Zhang Lili added at the right time: "What Chu Han has shown is the ability of the number one draft pick!"

It’s not just the United States and China.

Commentators from other broadcast channels around the world gave the highest level of evaluation to this goal.

If a multi-language video explaining this goal is really released on YouTube, the number of clicks will definitely be an immeasurable number!

Back to Staples.

When Chu Han stood on the court.

The entire Staples Center instantly shouted "MVP"!

This scene shocked the commentator once again.

"This is definitely a historic moment!"

"This may be the first time in history that Staples Center has given a college player the shout of MVP!"

"However, Chu Han deserves this kind of treatment. He is the MVP of this game!"

Since the Los Angeles Lakers moved to Staples in 1999.

During these decades.

In addition to Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant, it is difficult to find a third player who has enjoyed the MVP call at Staples Center.

Never thought about it.

Can't find it in NBA.

On the contrary, I found such a number one figure in an NCAA level competition!

Predictably so.

After today, Chu Han’s name will not only spread throughout California and the United States, but also throughout the world!

"He's going to make a lot of teams in the league screw up for him."

In the audience, Magic Johnson was full of confidence: "Man, Chu is so suitable for the Lakers. All his conditions perfectly match what the Los Angeles Lakers need."

"But equally, every team in the league needs him."

"I can guarantee that if Chu Han declares his participation in the 2013 draft, every team will go crazy for him."

Just like Tim Duncan in 1997, which caused the failure of many teams in the league.

In Moji's opinion.

In a small year like 2013, a blockbuster like Chu Han appeared.

That will definitely trigger a chaotic battle among each tank brigade.

The reason is also very simple.

First of all, Maji tacitly believes that Chu Han has locked up the No. 1 pick in 2013, as long as he declares his candidacy.

Secondly, there is probably a gap in quality between the other players in 2013 and Chu Han.

Once you miss the No. 1 pick and fail to select Chu Han, then no matter who you pick with the No. 2, No. 3 or No. 4 pick, it will be a huge loss.

Then here comes the problem.

How can we ensure the highest probability of winning the No. 1 pick and select Chu Han, a top-notch rookie?

The answer is ready to come out.

That is to strive to have the worst record in the league and get a 25% probability of getting the No. 1 pick!

Therefore, Moji can already predict in advance:

After this game ends, there will be many teams in the NBA that start making bad plans in advance.

Just as the magician predicted.

No need to even wait for this game to be over.

The NBA scouts at the scene had already started sending text messages to the team management.

The content of the text message is also very simple.

This is what Chu Han showed in this game.

"He has top-notch speed and explosive power, and his jumping and bounce speed are even more top-notch."

"Chu's inside finishing ability is definitely at a historical level. In addition to his stunning dunks, his various layup shooting percentages are also extremely high!"

"His defensive performance is impressive. Although his defensive positioning still lacks firepower, his defensive enthusiasm and strong physical attributes can make up for all these deficiencies."

"In this game, Chu Han showed a ball-handling ability that I have only seen in Kyrie Irving and Allen Iverson."

"But compared with Kyrie, Chu Han's movements are more concise and efficient. He is purely to get rid of the defense, not for show."

"Compared with Allen Iverson, Chu Han is taller and faster!"

"Currently, Chu Han rarely chooses to take mid-range and long-range shots, but I don't know if he is not good at it or there is no need to take mid-range and long-range shots."

Several senior NBA scouts clearly analyzed Chu Han's ability in this game.

They analyze almost frame by frame and are very experienced.

In the opinion of these senior scouts.

There is only one word to describe Chu Han's performance in this game, and that is - perfect!

The only flaw is that he did not show convincing mid-range shooting ability.

Although Chu Han doesn't need a mid-range shot to tie the PAC-12 league.

Even conquered the United States.

But if he still has the ability to make long-range shots, this UCLA supernova from China will have a bright future!

at last.

These scouts gave each team the same but different player templates.

Someone gave the template-Russell Westbrook.

Westbrook, a former UCLA guard who helped the Thunder reach the Finals last season.

The template someone else gave is Andre Iguodala.

Excellent body and good defensive performance.

Someone also gave a template-LeBron James.

Of course, among Chu Han's many templates, there is also Michael Jordan, whose physical condition almost perfectly matches his!

But after thinking about it, the scouts still felt that these templates were not quite right.

Because Chu Han's ball-handling skills are unparalleled.

To borrow the conclusion of a certain scout:

"Chu Han may become a unique being in the history of the NBA, a super soldier who cannot find a template!"

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