Nba: I Really Didn't Come To Fight!
Chapter 330 Are You Jordan? I Am Jesus Christ!
In the next few days, Lin Zhan once again forgot about the transfer. Because of their identities and reputations, Lin Zhan and Avril hardly went out except for necessary purchases. When I got up, I would call Avril Lavigne's ex-husband while playing chess and chat for a few words, and almost cut off contact with the outside world.
In a blink of an eye, there are only two days left before the draft. Cole has never contacted Lin Zhan, and Lin Zhan has not worried too much about these things.
Of course, when taking a break after playing chess, Lin Zhan will still contact several stars in the league from time to time to learn about the current situation.
Kobe has been calling and sending text messages to Lin Zhan these days, asking why Lin Zhan didn't come to Los Angeles, and even asked Lin Zhan for Cole's contact information, wanting to ask what chip Cole needs in order to get Lin Zhan to Los Angeles.
Kobe "660" also told Lin Zhan that if he really doesn't come to Los Angeles, then he will go to Chicago! Anyway, he will definitely not continue to play for the Lakers next season!
Pierce is the same, frantically drawing cakes for Lin Zhan, telling him that Angie is holding back his big move this season, and wants to form a dynasty-level lineup in the offseason. He has already secured a superstar, and only Lin Zhan is missing.
But when Lin Zhan asked Pierce who Angie got, Pierce hesitated, saying Nowitzki for a while, Duncan for a while, and Kidd for a while.
In the end, Lin Zhan told Pierce angrily: "I bet $1 million, you said the words to me, you said to at least 10 people! If I'm wrong, I will lose you one million, please Go to all the strip clubs in Boston!"
"Not that many, just Jason, Devon, Jermaine, Dayao, and Dirk, definitely no more than five!" Pierce was not embarrassed at all. Pierce is definitely at the top of the league when it comes to being shameless. .
Another person who always calls Lin Zhan for reports and exchanges is Westbrook.
"Lin! The method you taught me is really effective. I now let our power forward block me. I grab the rebound and don't even look at Darren. I dribble and go forward. No one can stop me at all. ! Our coach, who was also your coach back then, has decided to play this tactic seriously during the official match!"
In addition to these few people who communicate with Lin Zhan on a daily basis, Dayao, Nowitzki, Sloan of the Jazz, the bandits of the Warriors, Wade, James and others also call and text Lin Zhan frequently. , Asked about his whereabouts and thoughts, and wanted to pry some news from Lin Zhan's mouth.
It's a pity that no matter who he is talking to, Lin Zhan always asks three questions and doesn't leak a word.
However, there were two other people who called Lin Zhan, which surprised Lin Zhan very much.
"Lin, this is Michael." This is the opening line of one of the calls.
"Oh, I'm Jesus." Lin Zhan hung up the phone directly.
Lin Zhan has always had no tolerance for fraudulent phone calls. How nice it would be to play two games of chess with Avril Lavigne during that time!
But immediately, the call came again.
"Lin, I said I'm Michael Jordan!" The voice on the other side was obviously upset.
"I know, I said I am Jesus Christ, I am busy with Maria, we will talk another day. Lin Zhan hung up the phone again.
"Do you think I'm the Virgin?" Avril heard Lin Zhan's call, and wrapped herself around Lin Zhan like an octopus.
Lin Zhan was just about to say a few words, when the phone call just now came back again.
"I said, I am, Michael! Jordan!" The voice has already started to roar: "It's true! The owner of the Bobcats! I don't care if you are Lin Zhan or God on horses, I want to have a good word with you now talk!"
"Okay, well, your mouth is so stinky, it seems that you are really Michael." Lin Zhan sighed: "So what's the matter?"
Lin Zhan could feel that Jordan on the opposite side took a few deep breaths, suppressed his anger, and then said: "Lin, I like you very much, including your stinky mouth! Charlotte needs a super Star, I think you are the strongest and most likely to achieve great things after me! Come to Charlotte!"
"I have already quoted a very good price to my little brother Stephen, but he is still hesitating. I think if you go and talk to him in person, it will promote our cooperation even more!"
"No." Lin Zhan refused cleanly, without even the slightest hesitation.
"I know you're excited, I know Steve, you just have to tell him... What are you saying? You're not coming?" Jordan's tone was full of disbelief. Since he became the boss, he has never personally Call people to recruit!
Now that it's the first time to make a move, Lin Zhan can't tell?
"Yes, I'm not going..." Lin Zhan confirmed again.
After a period of obvious silence, Jordan said lightly: "Tell me why, you think Charlotte's football market is small? But let me tell you the truth, our fans are very good! Do you think our combat effectiveness is not good? But here can give you the absolute core, Let you feel the degree of freedom you have never felt before, and hit historical data!"
"It has nothing to do with Michael." Lin Zhan said softly: "As for why, it's because your vision is too poor. If you can succeed in the previous draft even once, I will consider Charlotte, but you do it every time." Wrong choice!"
"Who said that! It's just my bad luck!" Jordan was poked by Lin Zhan and said angrily, "In 2004, I also wanted to pick Howard, but I only got second place. In 2005, I also wanted Chris Paul. , but I only have the fifth pick! What do you want me to do? Huh? You tell me what I should do!"
"In 2004, you could choose Smith or Iguodala. In 2005, you could choose me. As for last year, you also missed Roy." Lin Zhan said as an afterthought: "Forget it, the past Let’s not talk about it, I’ll ask you a few questions, if you answer what I want, how about I consider joining the Bobcats?”
"Just say it!"
"You have the No. 1 lottery this year, who do you choose?"
"Greg Oden! There is no suspense! Durant's hemp can't gain a foothold in the NBA!"
"If you have the No. 1 pick next year, how would you choose Rose and Beasley as 1.0?"
"Of course Beasley, such a comprehensive and crazy scorer, is the first choice no matter what era he is in!"
"If you had the No. 1 pick in 2009, who would you choose besides the No. 1 high school student Griffin?"
"Of course Thabeet is selected! I tell you, I have carefully studied this year's rookie, this guy plays basketball late and his body is really good, he will be an enhanced version of Dikembe Mutombo !"
"What about James Harden and Stephen Curry?"
"Huh? A breakthrough player with mediocre physical fitness and a slow first step, and a pure shooter who can only shoot the ball but whose physical fitness is not even at the average level. I will probably pick them at the end of the first round."
From Jordan's words, Lin Zhan heard determination, confidence and determination.
He has indeed studied these rookies carefully. .
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