Nba: I Really Didn't Come To Fight!

After hanging up the phone with Cole, Lin Zhan parked the car outside the door of his villa, but he found that there was actually a car he had never seen parked in his parking space.

"Who is so unqualified." Lin Zhan frowned, and blocked the car directly outside the car, making it impossible for this unqualified guy to get in or out.

Then Lin Zhan went straight up the steps, took out his key from under the carpet, and opened the door.

After entering the house, Lin Zhan frowned more and more. He took out his mobile phone and quickly dialed the alarm number.

Well, he is very sure that someone broke into his home!

Because he was not blind, he saw the clothes scattered throughout the living room, including a piece of Queen's underwear.

well, judging from the size

It can only be seen that he is a skinny guy with no material!

Just don't know how the legs are.

No, this is not the point of stepping on the horse! The point is, Lin Zhan's own house was broken into by someone and a thief entered?

And this thief is so arrogant that he took off his clothes in the living room?

"Clah la la la."

A faint sound of water came from the bathroom on the first floor. Lin Zhan touched his baseball bat that was usually placed by the wall, and walked towards the bathroom step by step.

If it was a normal situation, he would definitely not dare to just walk over like this. After all, free America shoots every day.

Lin Zhan didn't want to be killed by a female thief for no reason.

But now they are taking a bath! Lin Zhan can't believe that someone would take a bath with a gun next to him, unless the person is Ethan Hunt or James Bond.

Of course, Lin Zhan was so brave because he could tell from the size of the clothes that the thief took off that he was either a petite pervert or a petite girl.

Before entering the bathroom, Lin Zhan rolled up the pile of clothes and threw them into the trash can at the door.

Break into my house? Even if you want to run later, you have to run naked for me!

Lin Zhan took the club and went all the way to the door of the bathroom. Apart from the sound of water, there was also a very nice and elegant singing voice.

"Now that you're a thief, your voice is so nice?" Lin Zhan swung his bat, but didn't open the door.

He has to do some mental construction, what if there is really a big guy in women's clothing with braids inside?

For example, a skinny version of the magician's son ej sauce?

Lin Zhan only felt that he was shivering all over, and he suddenly regretted throwing away his clothes just now.

hurt yourself!

Suddenly, the singing in the bathroom stopped abruptly, and the door opened suddenly, and a wet girl came out of the bathroom.

Then there was a burst of high-pitched sounds that Lin Zhan had never heard in his life, and it began to impact his eardrums violently!

The sound came so suddenly that Lin Zhan didn't even have time to close his eyes, he saw...

He saw something that must never be said here.

Then the girl obviously came to her senses, and the screaming stopped suddenly, but it was accompanied by a loud slamming sound of the door, and the girl went back to the bathroom.

"Who are you!" Lin Zhan and the girl questioned at the same time.

"Why do you come to my house?" Lin Zhan and the girl asked the second question at the same time.

"This is my home!" The third sentence became a statement.

"Who the hell are you!" The fourth sentence was still in unison.

Then, there was an awkward silence.

Lin Zhan tightened the bat in his hand. If he said he didn't put the gun on his body when he took a shower just now, it's a bit hard to say now.

"This is my home! I've lived here for two years!" Lin Zhan recovered first, thinking about the beautiful scenery he saw just now.

Um.

In a sense, this girl is genuine and innocent.

Find out with certainty.

Fortunately, although there is no meat where there should be meat, there is also no where there should be no meat.

"You're talking nonsense! This is obviously my house! I just bought it last week!" The girl's tone was filled with crying, obviously aggrieved.

"Just bought it? Wait a minute." Lin Zhan took out his mobile phone and called Su Wan:

"Hey mom, did you sell my house?"

"What is your house? It's mine!" Su Wan's voice came over and said, "Your father wrote my name back then, of course it belonged to me. Anyway, he doesn't live here, so why leave a house? It cannot be appreciated.”

"That's not the point." Lin Zhan was sure that he had indeed broken into someone else's house, and said helplessly, "The point is, why didn't you tell me? I'm in the house right now

Almost got into a fight with someone. "

"Your teammate helped sell it, just that Steve Nash, he said he has a fellow countryman who is coming to Phoenix and wants to buy a house for vacation, I thought he would tell you

Your luggage is packed and pulled to the other side. When you decide where to go, I will transport your luggage there. "

Nash sold it?

Is this driving me away? Why don't you tell me?

Lin Zhan hung up the phone and was completely stunned.

Now this situation is a bit nonsense.

It seems, indeed (bgei) that I broke into someone else's new home?

Lin Zhan swallowed and said, "Well, this is indeed my home, at least last week, but when they sold the house, no one informed me, which led to a misunderstanding. I'm going out now."

"You are not allowed to go out!" The girl inside obviously reacted and calmed down completely: "I want to call the police!"

"I've reported it." Lin Zhan really didn't know what to do this time, so he could only forcefully find a topic: "Are you a friend of Steve Nash?"

"I called Steve, he'll be here soon! You bring my clothes here, I'm going out." Fortunately, the girl inside was quite calm, and quickly regained her senses, no longer hysterical Yelling wildly.

"It's not that I don't want to get clothes for you, but I threw them away..." Lin Zhan glanced at the trash can at the door, and he felt that the girl who met for the first time should wear clothes in the trash can to pick them up. The clothes that came out were very ungentlemanly: "The garbage truck just took away the garbage."

As for whether it is less gentlemanly to let people have no clothes to wear or to wear dirty clothes, Lin Zhan obviously doesn't care much.

"then what do I do?"

"Why don't you wear mine first?" Lin Zhan thought for a while, and took off his T-shirt. Just at this moment, there was a knock on the door. The police from this top-notch community really came in a very timely manner. , He put down his clothes and said: "I left my clothes by the door, I will deal with the police first, I don't think we need to call the police, at least until Steve says everything is clear, there is no need."

After Lin Zhan finished speaking, he turned around and walked to the door without giving the people inside a chance to protest.

After dismissing the police with a few words, and thanking and apologizing to the police, Lin Zhan quickly sent the police away.

Before he had time to go back, Nash had already arrived.

Seeing Lin Zhan's shirtless appearance, Nash frowned and asked, "Did you put Avril to sleep?"

"Who?" Lin Zhan was stunned. The girl in the room is Avril Lavigne? They are all Canadians. It seems okay to say that she is a fellow countryman, but she doesn't look like a punk princess without makeup. She doesn't look rock and roll at all. Also very handsome.

"You didn't even know who she was, so you put her to sleep?" Nashby gave a thumbs up: "Ms. Ren is here to treat emotional injuries, and you just won the "Niubai."

"What a fool. Not only did I fail, I was also treated as a pervert." Lin Zhan shook his head helplessly, and walked into the room with Nash.

"Steve, you have to give me an explanation! Sell my house, why does someone else have the key!"

As soon as the two entered the living room, Avril Lavigne's voice came from the room, full of anger.

At this time, Avril Lavigne was wrapped in several bath towels, Lin Zhan's T-shirt, and no other clothes. Her wet hair slid down her shoulders, and there was a faint smell in the air. scent.

"You still say you didn't do anything to her? Lin, you must give me an explanation today! Avril is my best friend!"

"Calm down!" Lin Zhan stretched out his hand and said helplessly, "She was taking a shower when I walked in, the ghost knows she has no other clothes."

"I just moved here, I haven't bought any clothes yet, am I breaking the law?" Avril Lavigne said aggressively, "It's you, what did you do to me!"

Nash heard what Avril Lavigne said, and looked at Lin Zhan: "You still say you didn't do anything? What did you do to others?"

Helpless, Lin Zhan could only explain to the two of them again that he didn't know the house was sold and thought it was a thief. .