NBA: Evil Striker, Hold the Shark!

Chapter 91 I was bleeding hemorrhoids!!

meanwhile

United States, NBA headquarters.

David Stern’s assistant broke into the president’s office at a speed of 58 miles per hour.

“Mr. President! It’s not good, the big thing is not good! ”

“What’s so panicking?”

David Stern calmly put down the coffee and asked.

“Li Ba! Li Ba! Li Ba he…”

As soon as he heard Li Ba’s name, Big Western’s heart choked: “What’s wrong with him?” Did he fight, or did he kiss the female star again? ”

“Li Ba, he made Ah Tai bleed!”

“Ah???”

David Stern almost didn’t bend his waist when he heard this.

Let Artai bleed!

Could it be that Li Ba has that kind of proclivity?

If Li Ba really has this special hobby.

That’s a big hurt for the NBA.

You know, if you always do that kind of thing with boys, it is easy to get sick.

Johnson, the last magician who had AIDS, retired early, which became a huge loss for the league!

“Hurry up and investigate Li Ba and Atai to me, once it is found that the two have AIDS and the virus, immediately let the two of them withdraw from the NBA stage, this matter is vague!”

Even if it will cause irreversible losses to the alliance, David Stern has no room for negotiation on matters of principle.

“Huh?”

Stern’s assistant was stunned for a moment and explained: “Mr. President, it’s not what you think. ”

“I want to say that Li Ba and Ron fought in the arena, and Li Ba bleed Artest’s belly and eyes!”

“Huh??”

“My eyes are bleeding! What the hell is going on here? ”

After serving as NBA president for so many years, he has seen many stadium fights.

But how does this fight have to be fought? It can make my stomach and eyes bleed!

And listening to the assistant, it is still bleeding heavily!

“Mr. President, this is a video replay of the game, take a look!”

So Stern spent five minutes watching the crucial time of the game.

This melon Ah Teste actually rushed up to fight Li Ba but was hugged and fell, his stomach and eyes were bloody, and the key was to run back to the dressing room without looking back.

When Mr. President saw Artest head running back into the dressing room, he couldn’t hold back his laughter.

“What a Xing!”

“This fight scene is really imprisonable!”

Fortunately, it was just an ordinary fight and did not trigger other bad incidents other than fighting.

After all, the lineup of this game has two grumpy boys, Li Ba and Artai, plus a Delon Williams who had conflicts in Li Ba’s college days.

The game between these three people together, without the whole Auburn Hill Palace incident, is already considered lucky.

“Mr. President, how should these three people be judged?”

“All three deserve additional punishment after the game, the first to do it is Artai, the most ruthless fight is Li Ba, and as for the beaten Delong, he also constitutes the standard for suspension and fine.”

“But Mr. President, there are still two weeks to go to the Christmas War. Li Ba is now very vocal, and he has a game against the Pistons on Christmas. We gave him a ban penalty, do we want to include the Christmas War?! ”

“Christmas War, I forgot about it!”

David Stern remembered this.

The 76ers have 5 more games to be the Christmas War, and with Li Ba’s current popularity, he certainly doesn’t want Li Ba to miss the Christmas War.

Otherwise, it will seriously affect the ratings of the Christmas Wars on the global field.

But Li Ba is about to face the punishment of banning, so what kind of punishment will be given to Li Ba?

David Stern immediately had a headache.

This Li Ba can find something for him to do!

David Stern said: “Notice, have a meeting, discuss how these three players should be judged!” ”

The camera returns to Philadelphia.

Without Artest and Delon, the Milwaukee Bucks have long lost the fighting spirit to continue playing.

The whole second half was muddled, and I didn’t dare to joke with the 76ers at all!

A Li Ba threw a ruthless character like Atai twice, and even beat him to a lot of blood.

By the way, you can also beat Delong, the former boxer.

The combat effectiveness of a Li Ba is so terrifying, if the 76-man team rises up and attacks, how terrifying will it be?

Don’t dare to fight! Don’t dare to fight! Afraid, afraid!

The Bucks, led by Michael Reid, raised the small white flag from the third quarter.

In the end, the Philadelphia 76ers defeated the Milwaukee Bucks 106-90 at home to end the national live showdown.

Iverson blasted a game-high 32 points, eight assists and five steals.

But his statistics are still slightly inferior in front of Li Ba, who scored 16 points, 8 rebounds, 3 blocks and 2 heads in the half.

Say nothing else.

As far as the data of Li Ba’s two heads, Allen Iverson can’t catch up in this life.

The first time after the game.

The reporters on various platforms who were ready to go on the sidelines quickly rushed to the team’s locker room.

To the surprise of the 76ers.

Uncharacteristically, few of the reporters came to the 76ers’ locker room, but all went to Milwaukee.

In fact, journalists are old people.

What is the meaning of interviewing Li Ba, and the answers obtained by interviewing Li Ba are nothing more than those: “Lao Tzu is not wrong, it is his hand that moves first.” ”

“My education from a young age taught me not to be a provocate.”

It’s almost that kind of hard line.

The character of the king of boxing is gone!

And the real news hot spots are all on Artai’s body!

Altena abandoned Delon Williams and ran straight back to the riot in the dressing room.

is the real king of traffic!

At this moment, Artest has put on a plain clothes, sunglasses, mask, and cap, and covered himself tightly.

The reason for this is to hide from the eyes of journalists.

He didn’t want to be targeted by the crowd in post-match interviews.

But as soon as Taizi came out, he was discovered by the reporters and surrounded him in a swarm.

Taizi was immediately anxious: No, lying groove, how did you find Lao Tzu?

Reporters: I can’t see you, but your walking posture is a bad eye!

Artest also had to take off his disguise and bite the bullet for an interview.

Reporter: “Ron, you were continuously held by Li Ba and hit with an elbow on the ground, what is your judgment on his fighting ability?” ”

“Li Ba is an out-and-out violent person, his fighting ability is very strong, he is professional, but I am more professional than him, but I am not in a good state today, and there are injuries on my body, do you understand?!”

People who play basketball always have a few excuses after failure, such as injuries and injuries.

“Then after you saw Delong Williams being pressed to the ground by Li Ba and punched hard, why didn’t you rush up to rescue your teammates, but chose to become a deserter? Are you recalling the principle of world peace? ”

“Deserter??”

Hearing this word, Artest immediately rounded his eyes and shouted angrily: “Who do you call a deserter?” ”

“Where am I running away, I want to go back and find a weapon, you know? Tell you what, I specially prepared an 18 cm throwing stick in the dressing room, specifically for stabbing Li Ba! ”

Reporter: “You prepared a throwing stick!” So why don’t you bring it to the site? ”

“I’m not afraid that if I hit hi, it will hurt Li Ba’s career, so I put the throwing stick in the dressing room, and when I go back to get it, I can let Li Ba be cold and cold.”

No matter how the reporter asked, Artest’s answer followed one word: hard!

What hard?

Hard mouth!

“That last question! Ron, we see in the footage that Li Ba elbowed your buttocks and bleed your belly eye! What do you want to say to him? ”

Faced with this problem, Artest’s face darkened to the limit.

The not-so-smart brain spun quickly, wondering how to answer the reporter this time.

He originally wanted to quibble that “Lao Tzu’s butt didn’t bleed at all, and the blood was because Lao Tzu broke Li Ba’s elbow with his hard butt!” ”

But that’s not the case.

If Li Bazhen showed in front of reporters for a while whether he had a wound on his elbow, wouldn’t it be self-defeating?

But fortunately, Artest was a master in quibbling, and he immediately thought of the perfect answer.

“Luck, it’s all luck! Li Ba’s elbow hit Lao Tzu’s hemorrhoids! ”

“Didn’t I say that? I am not in good shape today, there are injuries on my body, and my injuries are hemorrhoids broken! ”

“Li Ba’s elbow just elbowed on Lao Tzu’s hemorrhoids, I have hemorrhoidal bleeding, do you understand?”

“All this, blame Lao Tzu for having hemorrhoids, otherwise Li Ba will die!!”

Boy!

Journalists call good guys!

Hemorrhoids, why don’t you say that you were before the game? This quibbling reason is simply fresh and vulgar! But.

Artai’s answer really can’t be corroborated.

After all, does Artest have hemorrhoids in the end?

No one knows this! No surprises.

Various sports media went crazy about the incident and post-match interviews in the first moments after the game.

The most violent response was within the territory of the Celestial Empire! Why?

Don’t ask!

Q: At the most critical moment of the game, those two brain-platinum old men popped out again!

The fans didn’t see the wonderful fight plot again!

Not only the fans were mad, but even the broadcasters obeyed.

Why does this Li Ba always fight when he has nothing to do?

The good NBA live broadcast is about to be beaten into a platinum propaganda film by Li Shuang.

I don’t know if Brain Platinum is the big guy behind the NBA.

How much advertising money does this have to pay the NBA?!

And when all kinds of news poured into the Celestial Empire, the fans knew what happened on the scene when the two brain-platinum old men appeared?

“Li Ba continuously threw Atai, and opened Atai’s eyes with one elbow!” 《Violent Li Ba is strongly exported, and continuously punches Delong! 《Li Ba violently beat Delong, and Tai actually charged in the opposite direction after witnessing it!” 》

“Single-handedly pick two, Li Ba stormed Tai + Delong!” The content of the news is also accompanied by clips of the video.

Fans can only see Li Ba’s toughness in the video clips of the news! Especially Artest’s reverse charge of spreading his legs and running into the dressing room.

It even made the fans laugh all day long.

Is this the NBA’s great evil?

How is it completely different from the great evil people of our Celestial Empire?

False Great Evil: In case of danger, I reverse the twelve way Tan legs! Run faster than the conversion fast attack!

The true great evil: If the enemy does not move, I will not move, and if the enemy moves, I will make him bleed!

Leaving aside the hilarious nature of this event.

Li Baji carried the person up and smashed it on the bench.

This is a continuous hugging and elbow blow to the enemy’s stomach and eyes.

It is undoubtedly another addition to the history of NBA fights that cannot be ignored!

Of course, with his series of behaviors, Li Ba was also honorably fined 50,000 US dollars and banned for 5 games.

This season, Li Ba has been banned for 10 games and fined $100,000.

He is also honored to become the first person in NBA history!

The rookie with the most fines and bans in the NBA in a single season! Whatever you say.

Our old Li can fight first, but also ability!

As for Ron Artest and Delon Williams, these two were also punished separately.

Artai: 50,000 US dollars + 5 bans!

Delong: $30,000 + 3 bans!

The alliance president’s punishment of these three people can be said to be relatively fair.

Maybe someone will ask.

Why was Ah Tai beaten the most, but his punishment was the same as Li Ba’s? Because: The cause of the incident was that Tai rushed to Li Ba.

Fighting, it’s never who is beaten the most.

It’s who caused the fight first!

Artest was the real trigger for the incident.

Li Ba’s side.

Seeing that he had received another fine of 50,000 US dollars, Li Ba was also extremely painful.

After all, that’s 50,000 US dollars!

He waited for the call after receiving the ticket.

He was waiting for Bryant to pay his fine.

It’s a pity that Kobe didn’t let Li Ba get his wish.

“Well, Kobe Bryant, this kid, is only willing to help Lao Tzu with a fine when he beats Shaq. Or in the future, let’s pick that guy from Shaq to fight…”

O’Neill: Plug Q, I really thank you!

However, thinking that he had obtained 10 more free attribute points, and now he had saved a total of 30 free attribute points, Li Ba was not so painful.

Li Ba was thinking about whether to use all 30 of his free attribute points for shooting actions.

Then on the day of the Christmas war comeback, blind the eyes of the world with various poses.

The phone rang.

Li Ba thought that Kobe was going to help him pay the fine, and quickly took it.

However, the goose is not Kobe’s big wrongdoer.

Connect the phone.

That familiar and pleasant voice suddenly made Li Xia crispy and soft.

Scarlett Johansson!