NBA: Evil Striker, Hold the Shark!

Chapter Seventy-Nine Kenny Smith kisses the flying pig ass! Flying pig farted on the spot!!

After the season opener, the 76ers flew back to Philadelphia from Miami.

The plane just landed, and to the surprise of all the players, the people at the airport were sluggish, and many fans in Philadelphia gathered!

Yes!

Philadelphia fans have been waiting here for a long time.

Originally, Iverson thought that the fans were enthusiastic and saw a bright future for the Philadelphia 76ers.

The result was good, and when I looked closer, I found out, good guy! The billboards held by the fans were all Li Ba’s.

And they also ripped off the poster of Li Ba carrying O’Neill to the bench from the Internet!

It turns out!

These fans are all coming to Li Ba!

To be honest, Li Ba was also surprised, he had never experienced this kind of scene.

Being supported by so many fans and almost becoming the totem of a city, Li Ba is very gratified.

It’s the posters that the fans are holding in their hands, which are a bit unorthodox.

This doesn’t match me as a basketball player at all…

“Li Ba! Li Ba! Li Ba! ”

“The King of Fighters! Champ! Champ! ”

Walking out of the exit passage, Li Ba’s ears were filled with the sound of fists drying.

The entire 76ers team felt separated.

For a basketball player, it’s not the MVP who cheers.

It turned out to be the title of the king of boxing!

The entire NBA ah, only Li Ba has this treatment!

And this situation is not only at the airport gate, Li Lei only found out after returning to the Waqiaovia Center Arena.

There was even a banner at the entrance of the stadium!

[Welcome to the return of boxing king Li Ba]

A large poster of the same size as team boss Allen Iverson was also pasted in the training gym.

It was the same poster of NBA Weekly with his WWE championship belt pinned to his waist and O’Neal falling to the bench with his shoulder on his shoulder.

It’s hard to imagine that an NBA arena is full of martial arts.

After returning to Philadelphia.

Li Ba hurried back to the player’s apartment provided by the team at 8 o’clock that night.

After returning home, Li Ba quickly took off his shoes, undressed, closed the curtains, turned on the TV, tuned to his favorite program, and then the whole room was filled with that sound.

Being alone at home is really good for doing that kind of thing… In the TV picture, two people are arguing fiercely.

This is TNT’s evening panel program!

The reason why Li Ba was so anxious to go home was not to go back to practice his craft.

He was in a hurry to watch Kenny Smith go kiss Charles Barkley’s ass!

At 8:30 p.m. tonight, Kenny Smith is going to fulfill his promise to lose the bet with Fliggy.

If TNT is going to do the whole thing, the beginning of the show does not go straight to the point, but shows what happened during the day today on the big screen.

Charles Barkley with a videographer secretly lurked outside the Kenny Smith family’s large villa.

According to Kenny Smith’s urine nature that does not want to gamble and lose, eighty percent will not be caught so easily.

So Barkley was going to grab Smith and drive him back to the TNT symposium to get him kissed in public.

Today, Barkley is wearing black, a black cap, and a mask that blocks his entire pig’s face.

“This look, Kenny guy will definitely not recognize me!”

Charles Barkley was proud of his camouflage skills.

As a result, at 4 p.m., Smith came out of the house, and after seeing Barkley, the guy turned around and ran to the house.

Barkley was also stunned! Explain! Lao Tzu was actually exposed!

Disguised as if he could recognize Lao Tzu like this, Barkley chased after him with his legs, and finally pressed Kenny Smith, who was almost locked back, at the door of the villa

Kenny Smith was then carried back to Barkley’s Raptor by Barkley and the cameraman.

“Wtf？！”

Barkley pressed Smith and asked incredulously: “Lao Tzu is disguised like this, can you still recognize Lao Tzu?” ”

Kenny Smith said: “You blocked the face, but you still wear stockings on such a big ass, the whole butt is exposed, such a big ass, who else can there be except you flying pig?” ”

“Shit！ God stockings! ”

“That’s the sports leggings that Lao Tzu just bought! I already knew that Lao Tzu should wear loose clothes! ”

Barkley never dreamed that it was his ass that betrayed himself.

The recognition of his own butt is even higher than his face!

“Hahaha!”

Looking at the two living treasures on the big screen, Li Ba sat on the sofa and smiled at the front and back.

However, smiling and laughing, Li Ba was silent.

“Lao Tzu wearing tight sweatpants won’t be the effect of this stocking, right?”

Then the camera turns.

The big screen was switched to the TNT studio scene.

I saw Kenny Smith being framed by two security guards with his arm in the studio.

“Kenny, willing to gamble and lose!”

Barkley said with a bad smile: “Back then, my ass kissed the donkey without hesitation, you don’t want to play in front of the fans all over the country!” ”

“Whoever is going to play tricks on the horse, I’ll ask, you haven’t bathed in a few days?”

“No more, no more, just three days!”

Smith: “…”

Then an 18-gamut shot was staged in TNT’s studio.

Charles Barkley pouted his fat ass and waited expectantly

Two security guards next to him drove Kenny Smith’s arm, afraid that he would escape, and then Smith was coerced and kissed Barkley’s butt.

The camera is very close, the lips are really attached, and it is facing the stitch in the middle of Barkley’s sports leggings.

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Exactly according to the skin swallow!

Burst~~

Li Ba was also laughing when he saw it, but at this moment, a familiar voice suddenly came from the TV.

This voice is all too familiar!

Every night when Li Ba went into the quilt to sleep, he would deliberately release this sound, and then flutter the quilt twice, and a smell could overflow from the quilt.

With this smell, Li Ba can always fall asleep in a daze.

Li Ba immediately understood.

This… Barkley even farted!

“Gag… Ahem! ”

Kenny Smith, who was collapsed, pulled his face and twisted it to the side, which was a cough.

“I’m sorry, I must have eaten too much radish this morning, and the radish is ventilated.”

“You are eating too many turnips! I see that you are definitely eating stinky tofu, and you are going to step on the horse to smoke Lao Tzu! ”

“Haha, you found this, and I ate something especially for you last night!”

This episode of TNT’s evening symposium exploded in ratings because of a fart.

Li Ba was banned for five games.

This still has some impact on the 76ers.

Although there is still AI on the team, the 76ers still lost by a full 15 points against last season’s champion team San Antonio Spurs.

Because Li Ba could not appear on the stadium, fans regretted not to see the matchup between the two historical power forwards in Wake Forest.

And this game also became Tim Duncan’s solo show, and also killed the 76ers’ interior lineman without leaving a piece of armor!

Duncan turned in 35 points, 15 rebounds and 4 blocks!

The 76ers lost this game, and the keyboard warriors of the whole network jumped up, mouthing that they would be exposed without the strength of Li Ba’s 76ers.

Some dedicated 76ers fans jumped out and said that the opener debut beat over the Miami Heat didn’t prove anything.

That’s because of Miami in the fourth quarter

All in all.

The current 76ers don’t mean they’ve really risen.

Among these public opinions, Allen Iverson responded with a performance of 45 points and 8 assists in the next game!

Iverson, who has experienced strong winds and waves in the league, said that public opinion is nothing at all.

What Lao Tzu has experienced is much more serious than this!

And Iverson carried over his efficient performance into the next game.

Facing Gilbert Arenas’ Wizards, Iverson and the general staged a show-off, and Iverson ended up slashing 42 points and leaving Washington with a two-point lead.

The 76ers also had a 3-1 record, leading the Eastern Conference.

It turns out that as long as he gives the ball to Iverson, he can still score like a chopping and chopping vegetables, and he is still the scoring king of that league!

However, Iverson’s fifth game slipped, and his 25-point performance did not bring it

The team won, and it lost to the Milwaukee Bucks, who finished last season.

Although the elk did not win the top pick, they selected DeLong Williams with the top spot, forming a backcourt double gun of Delong + Michael Reed, and the effect was not bad.

In the last game before Li Ba’s comeback, the 76ers team was in the fast loan center, fiercely fighting the Cavaliers of James Jr.

The focus showdown of the champions of the golden generation of 96 and 03 has attracted widespread attention from fans around the world…

But.

James was disappointed today.

Compared with the champion of 96, James is more looking forward to the position, in fact, the champion of the 05th class Li Ba!

Li Ba has a body similar to him, and even has a pair of big belly that is more outstanding than him.

James has long wanted to fight with Li Ba!

It’s a pity that Li Ba, a hot-tempered boy, lost the opportunity to play with him because of the ban.

And without Li Ba, James wanted to get the horn tonight, and turned in a triple-double of 30 points, 10 rebounds and 12 assists.

However, Allen Iverson also exploded, slashing 48 points and hitting a quasi-killer shot 8 seconds before the end.

When it was James’s turn, his choice was to break through the scoring at the moment of the kill, and after his teammates missed, he spread his hands together, much to the disappointment of the fans.

Young Xiao Zhan, compared to AI, it is still a little tender after all.

However, he staged a shocking smash in the game, severely humiliating Chuck Hayes and becoming the top ten ball list of the night.

Li Ba, who was sitting in the team’s locker room, watched his brother Hayes being murderously buckled by James, and his brows were deeply wrinkled.

Although James’s dunk is Hayes, it hits his Li Ba’s face!

After all, Hayes is just a replacement for Li Ba, and Youzhan is declaring war on Li Tiangan!

Looking at James, who was still unconvinced after the game.

Li Ba felt that he would also have a battle with the future little emperor!

At this point, all five games of Li Ba’s suspension were over, and the 76ers achieved a 3-2 record without Li Ba.

Although the win rate is more than 50%, Philadelphia fans are clearly not satisfied with this record.

They unanimously believe that only the combination of AI + Li Ba is the complete body of Philadelphia’s strength!

A thousand calls are coming out! Finally two days later.

In the United States, the Wajovia Center in Philadelphia ushered in Li Ba’s efforts!

And it was also Li Ba’s debut against the 76ers at home stadium.

“The Philadelphia fans are extra enthusiastic tonight!”

Before the start of the game, Carlos Boozer, who was interviewed by reporters from the sidelines, said with a smile: “Unfortunately, this mood will not last long, they will soon be disappointed. ”

“Because the strength of that so-called Celestial Empire boxing king is about to appear in its original form!”

Carlos Boozer certainly heard the story of Li Ba.

“What do you say? He knocked out Shaq! So what, this is a basketball court! ”

When the reporter mentioned that Li Ba had fallen over O’Neill not long ago, Boozer’s reaction was disdainful.

He does admit Li Ba’s fighting ability, but the basketball court is not a ring after all! Everything depends on the fist, ah no, strength speaks!

On the other side, the 58 artillery brother in the interview also raised a cannon fist.

“Li Ba is my brother, and I really miss the days of fighting together.”

“But that doesn’t mean we’re going to show affection for each other on the field.”

“On the contrary, I will only punch harder!”

Another highlight of tonight.

Wake Forest Buttocks Combination, NBA Reunion!

After a splendid player entry ceremony, the starters of both teams entered one after another.

The 76ers returned to the starting configuration of the opener: AI + Cornish + Iguodala + Li Ba + Dalemport.

On the Salt Lake City side, the starting lineup is:

Paul + Matt Haprin + Kirilenko + Carlos Boozer + Memet Oku.

When the players from both sides stepped onto the field, the lights on the scene hit Li Ba’s big belly, and the light of the right way shone on his big belly!

Wajovia Center Arena, Mountain Whistling Tsunami!

Because of Li Ba, the enthusiasm of the Wajovia Center Arena has also reached the level of history.

Accompanied by intentional guidance from on-site gaffers.

A super beauty in the first row on the sidelines also showed a stunned look.

“I haven’t seen it for a few days, how do I feel that this belly is upturned again…”

Scarlett Johansson looked at Li Ba’s belly, and finally solved her lovesickness for several months.