Naruto: I'm Picking Up Attributes In The Peace Elite Game
Chapter 72 - Spoof Tsunade
Chapter 72 – Spoof Tsunade
After cleaning up the mess, Chiba is going to take a shower in the bathroom. This bathroom is designed by Chiba imitating the traditional Chinese shower head and bathtub, and there is also a toilet in the bathroom. This toilet is hand-lifted and flushed, and the feces are directly in the water. Drain into the river.
After entering the bathroom, Chiba suddenly thought of a spoof Tsunade’s attention.
He went back to the room and took out a bottle of superglue, then tore off the paper on the superglue, then pasted it with a piece of white paper, took out a brush and wrote shampoo on it.
After doing these, Chiba made a wicked smile.
Chiba quickly took a bath, and when he came out, he saw Tsunade holding his clothes and preparing to enter the bath.
“Brother smelly, you have washed it.”
“Well, just washed.”
Tsunade was about to enter the bathroom when Chiba called her to stop.
“what’s up?”
“The shampoo in the bathroom is mine. Don’t use it.”
“Sniff, I brought it myself, who rarely uses you.”
Seeing Tsunade enter, Chiba covered her mouth and smirked.
After Tsunade went in, he took off his clothes a few times, picked up the nozzle and started washing his hair. Just about to get his shampoo, he suddenly saw a bottle of shampoo on the cabinet.
“Brother Smelly, you don’t let me use it. I use it absolutely. You have to use up yours. See if you dare to be petty to me.”
Tsunade took the super glue and squeezed it forcefully, and a large amount of super glue flowed into her hand. Tsunade wiped her hair without even looking. A few seconds later, a tragedy happened.
I saw Tsunade’s two hands sticking to the hair, and Tsunade pulled them hard but didn’t separate them. The point was that the hair was sore.
“Smelly Chiba, what is your shampoo? Why is it so sticky, I can’t take it away.”
Chiba stood outside the door laughing so that his stomach hurts.
“Sister, didn’t I tell you not to use my shampoo, it was super glue that I accidentally took by mistake.”
“Ah… what should I do now, my hands are stuck and I can’t wash them with water.””How about this, I’ll come in and help you open it.”
“No, I’m not wearing clothes!”
“That’s hard to do, sister, I can’t help it.”
Tsunade really wanted to cry without tears inside. Now that his hands were stuck and he wanted to wear clothes, he couldn’t do it. After the super glue hardened, the whole hair was very uncomfortable.
“Brother smelly, think of a solution.”
“Don’t worry, I will think of a way.”
Qianye was thinking: “I told you to be polite to me, aren’t you awesome, show me again.”
One minute has passed.
“Brother smelly, did you think about it.”
“I’m thinking about it, don’t worry.”
At this time, Chiba was lying on the rocking chair while eating fruit while cheating.
Time slowly passed…
Half an hour later…
Tsunade howled from collapse to normal, until now he squatted on the ground with a frustrated and weak expression.
“Smelly…think…no!”
You see how many words are omitted, how frustrated she is.
Chiba saw that it was almost done, so he dropped the fruit in his hand onto the plate, stood up and pretended to be surprised and shouted:
“Sister, I thought of a way, but I’m afraid you can’t agree.”
“Any way, as long as you get rid of the damn things on your head, I agree to any way.”
“You really agree.”(Read more @ wuxiax.com)”Really.”
“I really agree.”
“Say verbose!”
Tsunade yelled like crazy, and Chiba quickly covered her ears, the voice almost deafening herself.
“The method is to cover my eyes with a black cloth, then go in in the dark to help you get things off your head.”
Tsunade still seemed hesitant. Now he was naked and let a man in. He felt a little bit upset. Although this man could only be regarded as a boy, he was a male.
But now there is no better way, can you let yourself be like this all the time!
“Then come in blindfolded, and remember to be a little tighter, let me know you peek and see if I will not kill you.”
“Sister, who are you? How dare I peek at you. A righteous, honest, and caring boy like me disdains to do that kind of thing.
“Then you come in quickly!”
Chiba found a black cloth and came to the bathroom door, and she blinded her eyes tightly.
“Sister, I have blindfolded, can I come in.”
“But… it’s okay.”
Chiba opened the bathroom door and walked forward with both hands touching in the dark.
Tsunade watched Chiba walk in blindfolded, feeling very nervous, watching Chiba walking blindly and finally made sure that he was blindfolded.
“I’m here, where are you going.”
“You squeak over there and watch me go blind.”
Chiba followed the sound, and suddenly the sole of his feet slipped, and the whole person rushed forward quickly.
clatter!
With a crisp sound, Chiba’s hands hit something, carefully experiencing the delicate and smooth skin?”Ah stinky rascal, where do you put your hand!”
Tsunade let out a deafening scream, and Chiba’s ears were almost deaf.
“Sorry to skate.”
what……
Chiba was suddenly at a loss, he really didn’t mean it.
“Sorry sister, I didn’t mean it.”
“I didn’t mean to take the hand away.”
Chiba’s hand moved away like an electric shock.
“Wait if you dare to put your hand out of the way, I will cut off your hand.”
“Sister, right? Don’t be so cruel!”
Tsunade was on the brink of collapse, trapped in the bathroom for half an hour, and his head was very uncomfortable, and now his body was touched by Chiba.
In order to hug his hands, Chiba was more cautious. He first opened the water with the sprinkler, and first washed Tsunade’s hair.
After washing for a long time, it still hasn’t been untied.
Tsunade almost cried.
Chiba was also anxious.
“Sister, don’t cry, let me think of a solution.”
Yes, it seems that if the hands are stuck with super glue, the reaction can be diluted with chemical substances. The only thing that can be used at home is wine.
“Sister, wait here for me to go out and find something.”
“What are you looking for.”
“liqueur.”After Chiba finished speaking, he felt the black and followed the feeling.
After going out, he took off the black cloth, found the wine from the house, and went to the bathroom door to blindfold again.
Chiba followed Tsunade’s voice.
“Sister, keep your head down, and I will clean it for you with wine.”
“Can this thing work?”
“it should be OK.”
Chiba poured the wine on Tsunade, then slowly rubbed it, and after a long time he finally separated his hands from his hair.
“Sister, I’m going out first.”
“Ok.”
After Chiba went out, he took off the black cloth and breathed a sigh of relief. This was far more thrilling than fighting.
Tsunade stayed in it for a while before washing it out, and she washed the damn hair N and added it again.
After coming out, Chiba’s eyes were about to breathe fire.
“Brother smelly, come here.”
“I won’t go over, just say there if you have something.”
“I count three times if you can’t come anymore, the consequences…”
Looking at her with a vicious and vicious look, Chiba slowly moved over with fear and fear.
The bloody violence will not be described…
five minutes later……
Tsunade was lying on the rocking chair and eating fruit, while Chiba squatted down and looked at Tsunade sadly with his clothes on the side.
“Said you don’t slap your face, you…”
Seeing Chiba’s miserable face, Tsunade was in a much better mood.
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