Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

"Tong Tong, that's the guy who bullied me, not only hit me, but also fed me grass." Si Niang stood on the frame and pointed at Lu and said viciously.

Liu Tong looked at Si Niang. At this moment, she really felt that Si Niang's combat effectiveness had a problem, why could she not even beat a horse.

"The Guards are not used to do this kind of thing. Retreat!" Liu Tong ordered loudly, and Bai Qi also twitched the corners of his mouth. He originally thought he was coming to encircle some strongman in the palace, but he came over and found himself led by a military god. More than five hundred Central Guards were sent to surround a horse.

The shame was thrown at the grandma's house. Bai Qi thought it was a warrior and was about to surrender. After all, things like molesting the concubine are serious and serious, and it is the same if it is not serious.

All came from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and they didn’t care much about this. On the contrary, they paid more attention to the individual’s ability. Object.

But Qin Mugong didn’t think that Baoju was lost, he was picked up by the people and made into horse meat soup and became angry. On the contrary, he rewarded the people with wine and was shocked. A few years later, Mugong fought against Jin and was besieged by Jin. Beside this, these hundreds of people received the news, brought their own weapons to come to help, went forward to their deaths, saved Mu Gong and arrested Jin Hui Gong.

The king of Chu Zhuang was even more ruthless. After King Zhuang put down the rebellion, he feasted the officials and asked his concubine Xu Ji and Maggie to come out to toast the courtiers. Then the wind blew in the middle and the lights went out. Tang Yu's brain twitched. The color heart swelled? He directly took off Mei Ji's coat, but Xu Ji took off, and Xu Ji tampered with the cap on Tang Cui's helmet. He ran to King Chuzhuang to complain.

King Chu Zhuang thought for a while? Forget it? People are fine. Today is a little bit up, everyone in the room is the hero? Let this matter go? Then let everyone throw their helmets out, and then light up the lights.

A few years later, Chu and Jin contended for hegemony. Tang Cui seized the opportunity and stepped forward courageously? It was as if he had gone from the Yangtze River all the way to Zheng Guoguo. Will the unwinnable war be won?

So in Bai Qi's view? Si Niang herself is complete again? See if the thief knows each other. If he knows, he will be able to survive. If he doesn't know, he will ascend to heaven.

But whether you know or not, you came to see that it was a horse. Bai Qi didn't turn around and leave on the spot because it gave Liu Tong face? What did the Central Guards do? Did you play with your concubine? Shouldn't this kind of matter be handled by the official?

Liu Tong actually has the same idea? If the thief is a human being? Then dispose of it if it is useful? Kill it if it is useless. Then a horse came. To be honest? Liu Tong felt that he really made a fuss and brought five hundred bans. The guard, plus a military god, the opponent is a horse.

Where to put the face of the princess regent? Isn't it time to send a high-ranking official to bring a group of cooks to study how to get this horse into the pot for me tonight?

"But it not only hit me, but also laughed at me!" Si Niang said angrily, and at this time Wu Yuan and Wen had already started laughing.

Just as Liu Tong and Bai Qi realized in an instant that this matter cannot be handled by the Central Guards, but should be handled by the imperial official or the imperial horse guard, Wu Yuan and Wen actually also reacted, the culprit and the animal are two different things. Processing levels.

"No problem, wait a while, I'll let the imperial guards handle this horse and whipping it dozens of whips." Liu Tong turned to Si Niang and said gently. In fact, this matter only needs to be handed over to the imperial guards. It's fine without saying.

"But this horse laughs at me, it feeds me grass!" Si Niang said angrily.

Lu was already tilting his head at this time. The intelligence of this product is really not low. At least this product can understand people's words. Although Si Niang brought a group of people to pick things up, Lu knows that as long as you eat yourself Something, then there will be absolutely nothing.

If something really happens, he can fly to the stables of Cookie's house. Recently Lu has concluded that Weiyang Palace and Cookie's house are really good.

Stina was also staring at Lu at this time, Lu tilted her head, and she tilted her head, and then the two evil gods communicated with the frequency of tilting their heads.

Bai Qi naturally dismissed the Central Guards on the spot regardless of what Liu Tong and Siniang said, and then the 500 Guards quickly dispersed, and soon there were only more than 20 old men left here.

"Why do you keep tilting your head?" Wen held down Stina. She always felt that her sister's intelligence was a bit erratic, as she was obviously a little mischievous now, and she was also a world-breaker. Everyone could accept Stina. Otherwise, it would be really shameful.

"I'm communicating with that horse," Stina said, tilting her head. "It understands what I mean and understands exactly what I mean."

"Yes, yes, it can understand human words, so it bullies me too much." Si Niang, who was trying to explain why she fought and was defeated before, and explained why she had trouble with animals finally had evidence.

"I don't know what to say anymore." Liu Tong covered his forehead and asked the coachman to take the frame back. He got out of the car and can eat something afterwards. Anyway, it's okay today. Let's study the horse first. what happened.

"But, I really didn't talk nonsense. This horse can not only understand human words, but also react." Si Niang said bitterly, "It looked down on me, so I did it."

"I'll try." At this time, Stina was already interested in Lu Sheng and decided to try it herself. After all, Stina was also a real breaker, and it was the kind of combat power.

"It's up to you." Liu Tong's mentality was very stable. If he was killed, he deserved it for bullying Si Niang. If he didn't kill him, the other party didn't die.

As Stina stepped forward, Lu was still ate the grass, until Stina appeared five steps in front of Lu, Lu decisively turned into a white light and flew south.

"Ah, I flew away." Stina didn't react. To be precise, the person reacted, but she couldn't keep up. After all, Lu was stupidly grazing there, tilting her head while eating grass. , A state of sand sculpture ignorance, who would have thought that a horse would be ready to run away early.

As a result, it accelerated to the speed of sound to bring up a powerful shock wave, and fed these people a big mouthful of grass residue. Thank you that this time is not summer, otherwise Liu Tong and others will be fed several mouthfuls of dirt!

"Bah, baah!" At this moment, Liu Tong and others were really messy in the wind. At this moment, even if they didn't believe it, thought that Si Niang was purely stupid, they realized that this horse might be too smart. Obviously from the very beginning, when he was immersed in the grass, the opponent was ready to run away.

Lu instantly ran away, leaving Weiyang Palace at an unimaginable speed, and then flew directly to the backyard of Guan Yu's house. With a ringing nose, the curly red rabbit followed him, and then flew to Sun's house, took off in Huang, and then Liu Bei , Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Gan Ning, and Cao Cao did not pull.

At the end, Lu took seven horses to watch the red rabbit. The red rabbit who was eating mushrooms looked at the group of horses on the opposite side, and then at his saddle. Okay, today Lu Bu is not here, I can’t beat you. , Listen to you!

That’s right, in just two or three years, Lu has been familiar with other people’s horses, because other horses can’t farm, and Lu can farm. Those who have just needed supplies these years are all big men. Lu can farm, and will take other horses to steal vegetables, so Lu can pull the little buddy, and now Lu feels that he is threatened, so he starts to call the little buddy.

As for the fact that each family is discovering that their own horse has run away, there is actually nothing to think about, because the strength of the horse’s internal energy from the body is not a joke, and every horse is basically known to everyone, and there is also obvious. Sign, it's normal to run out and play.

So when the horseman informed that a horse had taken away his horse, Guan Yu and others also habitually believed that the horse king competition had begun again. After all, so many horse kings are together, no matter who is the boss, it’s simply Not scientific, just accustomed to it, anyway, these horses are also psychic, will not get lost, and will come back when they finish running.

Therefore, after Liu Tong and the others cleaned up the scum on their bodies, they said that when they caught the horse next time and used it as a stallion, Lu had already returned with his little friend.

To the south of Weiyang Palace, a white light rushed back with a rainbow.

When he landed, Lu kicked away the greenhouse where the black locust was planted before, and brought his friends in to eat the grass. Then a group of horses squeezed me, I squeezed you, and finally Ganning’s Jingfan squeezed the red rabbits aside, what? It's called Jing Xiu Wang, and that's it.

After that, a horse squeezed the door, and then collectively went to eat the grass that Lu planted in the greenhouse. After all, this kind of high-quality forage is very rare in winter.

"Um, do you still fight?" Si Niang looked at Stina and asked. She looked at her arms and legs, as if she couldn't beat the opponent.

"That, that red horse seems to be Wenhou's." Stina was extremely impressed with Lu Bu, so she naturally remembered Chitu.

"Is this a demonstration?" Bai Qi touched his chin, and once again raised Rudd's intelligence, he could even do things like demonstrations. This horse's intelligence is a bit interesting.

"I actually threatened a horse. Who got the horse from Weiyang Palace?" Liu Tong was also a little confused. This horse actually became the boss of a group of horse kings. Who sent this stuff to Weiyang Palace. The old lady doesn't ride horses, and doesn't need such things.

"But this is not important. The important thing is that we can give it a home." Liu Tong quickly reacted, "A new year's reward, test teaching and teaching, take it as a reward, first, will Just take this thing away, kill two birds with one stone, this horse is really useless in Weiyang Palace."

Liu Tong didn't need a mount, and at this moment she had an idea to use this thing as a prize to engage in the gaming industry. Of course, the entire operation was outsourced to professionals.