My Wife Is The Big Boss

Chapter 3: This Pig is Really Stubborn

Fang Leng's eyes lit up. His luck was too good. He encountered a group of rabbits that dropped heads as soon as he went out, and now he encountered a mini boss. At this time, he hadn't seen any other players, so he didn't have to worry about someone stealing from him. This pig was only level five, so he didn't have to worry about not being able to defeat it.

So, Fang Leng lifted his kitchen knife and swung it at the wild boar that was eating grass.

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A red prompt appeared above the wild area, and the wild boar let out a miserable howl. Its eyes turned red, and it suddenly turned its head and bumped into Fang Leng's stomach, sending him flying.

Health -30.

Not only that, Fang Leng also felt his stomach churning, almost causing him to vomit.

Fang Leng was shocked. What kind of damage was this? Wasn't it supposed to be a low-level monster? If it bumps into me again, won't I be done for?

Fang Leng didn't have time to think too much. The shiny golden wild boar boss kicked its hind legs on the grass, causing the grass to fly. Then, the wild boar charged towards Fang Leng.

Could this be the legendary wild boar charge?

Fang Leng was so scared that he rolled on the ground to dodge it, and the wild boar bumped into a tree instead, losing 20 health. There were a few little stars circling above its head.

Fang Leng: "..."

Indeed, the pig is just stupid.

While the wild boar was stunned, Fang Leng approached and struck it with his knife, dealing only ten points of damage. However, this attack also woke up the wild boar, and it repeated its charging motion. But this time, Fang Leng reacted and took a small step back, avoiding it.

The wild boar then gathered strength again, preparing to charge in the same posture as before.

Fang Leng easily dodged it as if taking a leisurely stroll. Unexpected, right? I have good positioning!

The wild boar crashed into the tree again, injuring itself and giving itself a dizziness debuff.

Fang Leng felt a bit sorry for the pig's intelligence. This was a forest with trees all around. If it wasn't careful, it would crash into a tree. This pig is really stubborn.

Fang Leng went up to strike again. This boss was too easy to defeat. Please give me more bosses this dumb!

The iron-headed pig among the wild boars repeated the same action as before, and Fang Leng naturally dodged it again. Moreover, he discovered that as long as he didn't attack while the wild boar was dizzy, it wouldn't recover. This way, Fang Leng could manipulate the situation.

He forcefully moved the wild boar's head, trying to make it face a tree so that it could directly crash into it later. This might increase the efficiency of fighting monsters.

However, Fang Leng seemed to have thought too optimistically this time. Maybe the wild boar had lost too much health, so its recovery speed had also increased. Just as Fang Leng grabbed the wild boar's head, it suddenly stood up. Fang Leng had just put down his knife, so he naturally panicked and quickly grabbed the pig's mane and didn't let go. The wild boar ran forward a few steps, and Fang Leng quickly jumped onto its back.

The wild boar felt someone on its back and immediately went crazy, trying to shake Fang Leng off. Fang Leng instinctively held onto the mane tightly and clamped his legs on the pig's back, not wanting to fall off.

He never thought that he would become a man riding a pig.

And now this wild boar had lost its mind, running around like crazy. Fortunately, it seemed to have gained some intelligence and ran in one direction, loudly squealing as it ran.

There was no other way. After all, it was a pig, so it could only squeal. However, as Fang Leng ran, he suddenly felt that something was wrong because, in addition to the pig's squealing, he also heard wolf howls.

Awoo~

Awoo~

Silver moonlight spilled down, and Fang Leng suddenly felt a bit chilly.

Gradually, the howls of wolves became more and more frequent, getting closer and closer. Gradually, Fang Leng noticed pairs of shiny green eyes appearing all around him.

By the way, who was it that said it would be better to have more low-level monsters...

A pack of level 7 wild wolves has surrounded Fang Leng, and he's in big trouble. Even a level 5 wild boar boss can break through his defense, so a level 7 wolf definitely can. With so many wolves closing in, it looks like he's going to be wolf food today!

The wild boar under Fang Leng seems to sense the danger as well. It has been running for a while and is already exhausted, slowing down significantly. The wolf pack quickly closes in.

They probably want to ask the wild boar, "Are you delivering takeout?"

Fang Leng declares, "I will definitely not go down so easily!"

In this situation, Fang Leng recites a poem on the back of the boar: "The name of the Hu horse resounds, its sharp bones and thin figure. Its ears stand tall like bamboo shoots, and the wind lightly enters its four hooves. It knows no bounds, truly embodying life and death. With such vigor, it can traverse thousands of miles."

As Fang Leng finishes reciting the poem, his Literary Qi is depleted by ten points. Suddenly, the wild boar under him accelerates, charging through the wolf pack. The wild boar's impact is so strong that the wolves in front dare not stop it. After breaking free, the wolves try to chase, but they can only eat dust behind the wild boar.

They have never seen a pig run so fast!

This is the skill of a Scholar. By consuming Literary Qi to recite poems, they can activate buffs. Although Fang Leng is riding a pig, reciting a poem about horses still works. If it were a horse, the speed boost would likely be even greater.

This is also the most "bugged" aspect of the game!

When designing the game, the team collected all the ancient poems and verses from ancient times to the present. These poems can be used in the game. However, there are restrictions for players. They cannot directly use the poems they know. Instead, they must obtain relevant poems by defeating monsters or receiving them from NPCs in order to use the skills.

If this restriction didn't exist, players who choose to be Scholars could easily learn all the skills by searching on Baidu. That would be too "buggy." Additionally, any poems created without obtaining the skill book would be considered original and would increase the Scholar's Literary Qi.

Players can also create original poems, but those poems exist outside the game's database and require system recognition.

However, Fang Leng is different. He is an NPC! Unlike other NPCs, he knows many poems that do not exist in this world. Similarly, he is not subject to the restrictions imposed on players. The poems he recites take immediate effect and increase his total Literary Qi.

Fang Leng has tested this. Before leaving, he recited a poem called "Quiet Night Thoughts." Although it didn't have any special effects, his total Literary Qi increased.

Not all poems can provide buffs, but each original poem can increase the total Literary Qi and earn skill experience points.

It is because Fang Leng is not an ordinary NPC that he can think of a poem in a critical situation, giving his wild boar a movement speed buff to escape the encirclement of the wolves. Otherwise, they would have been wolf food tonight.

Fang Leng won't easily give up before knowing if he can be resurrected.

However, the current situation seems a bit off. The wolf pack has been chasing them from behind, but gradually falls behind. However, the wild boar keeps running and shows no intention of stopping.

Moreover, it is running towards the mountaintop.

Suddenly, Fang Leng has a bad feeling. It's not until he sees the cliff ahead under the moonlight that he realizes his feeling was correct.

Damn it, doesn't this stupid pig know to stop?

Fang Leng quickly grabs the wild boar's mane, trying to make it stop. The wild boar's speed is too fast. If Fang Leng jumps off recklessly, he might be thrown to death.

If there's a chance to avoid risks, don't take them. Fang Leng pulls on the wild boar's mane and punches its head.

The wild boar's health is not much now. It should be able to stop before reaching the edge of the cliff.

Sure enough, the wild boar staggers, clearly unable to hold on any longer. But at its final moment, it suddenly accelerates and crashes into a large rock in front of the cliff.

Damn it, this pig's head is really made of iron!

Just as Fang Leng thinks this, he can no longer hold onto the wild boar's mane and is thrown away by a tremendous force.

The property of an object to maintain its state of motion is called inertia.

Seeing this scene, Newton's coffin can finally rest, but Fang Leng shouts in surround sound between the cliffs, "I don't want to go down so easily..."

"Go down so easily..."

"Ah..."

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